Shawnee High School - Caldron Yearbook (Shawnee, OK)

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1938 CLASS PROP!-ICEY Good Morning, Mr. and Mrs. North America and all the ships at sea! This is VValte1' VVinchell bringing you this column of the air on April l, l94S. LET'S GO TO PRESS! Flash: Just before coming to the studio I was notified that Au.os Bollinger, noted ex- pounder of the theory of relativity, has just solved the sixth dimension. I wonder if it is true that a certain young Iran, Jean Butts, is minus his better half now, Mary Vivian Cannon? VVhat young lady X fClaims shej does all of her eourtin' in the dark? If you don't know, it is Evelyn Kuykendall and she does most of her damage to Glenn Coleman. Hugh Collum and Mrs. Coilum fthe former Harriette lVilsonJ have just completed their honeymoon in Mr. Collum's new invention, the record-breaking 800 M. P. H. speed plane, Thera Mae the Second. FLASH EARNEST COVVEN VVAS GIVEN THE HONOR AVVARD FOR BUILDING STREAMLINED OUT-HOUSES, ON VVHEELS FOR TRAILERS. Our late world champion wrestler Tommy Myers still abides by his old motto The further up the street you go, the tougher they get. I live in the last house. Last night the followers of aesthetic dancing were shocked to hear that Mary Belle Healy, bubble dancer, announced that she was going to begin a crusade to bring back the Big Apple with the peeling off. Two young debutantes, Pauline Rubison and Geraldine Wlatson, had a fight over the Broadway Playboy, Bill Howell, the other evening. It was necessary to call out the riot squad to separate them. I find we have our present day immortals. A monument was unveiled in front of the Recreation by that establishment in honor of Lennon Fueg. Dedication for his patronage during the last ten years. The little package of joy at the Lloyd Grey estate was named in honor of Mr. E. B. VVebster, with Whom Mr. Grey was intimately associated for several years. Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish fobtake this opportunity of expressing lny sincere regrets for a friend of mine, R. Lee Henchee, who has fallen by the wayside-Cigarettes got l1i1n. As a yearly tribute to Shawnee High School, Adeline Fox returns to Shawnee to sponsor a doughnut sale for the benefit of the Girl 'fDcserves',. I understand the courtship record is about broken. David IVay has been courting Frances Akius for thirteen years now. FLASH FROM RENO: VVE FIND MRS. VV. TITSVVORTH ASKING FOR A DIVORCE ON THE GROUNDS OF EXTREME CRUELTY. SHE IS ALSO ASKING FO HER MAIDEN NAME, MAUVELINE RAMSEY. THE NEXT CASE ON THE BOOKS AT RENO IS GLADYS BEAL VERSUS ARGEL BROVVN, CHARGES NEGLECT. ARGEL COULDN'T GET HIS MIND OFF BASEBALL. While delivering some copies of Live Alone and Like It to the Old Maid's Home the other day, I noticed that some of the inmates I recognized were: Peggy Sparks, Nornia Jeanne Laster, Billy Jean Turner, June DeArmon, and the saddest ease of all+Jeanne Forgan. FLASH VVVARNING: THERA MAE BOIVLAN HAS DYED HER HAIR RED, AND IS STILL AT LARGE. I am sorry to say that the platinum menace, Lila Bedient, let her hair grow so long she got dizzy winding it up, became entangled in it and choked to death. Charles Edward Proffitt has become one of America's leading financiers. He now pinches dollars instead of pennies. On interviewing Perry Speaker, owner of the newly opened Top Hat I found that he had engaged Roy Stuart, America's favorite Spring Dance interpreter-Rough House Jack Rose is employed as bouncer. Twenty-Six

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SENIOR DAY SNAP-SHOTS I. And did they rule? lloyl llm te'l- ing you they did! QXYhat a night, March gl l. 2, Mr. l'lu1nlee. the prize winner. l7on't worry, girls, it's just plain skunk! 3. .-Xh! Some candid camerainen. Yery beautiful subjects. tlt's a good thing you ean't see their faee'sl. 4. Remember? joe l'at had his pants taken off. Mr. Dave Richeson took his off after a brief struggle with about fifty Senioirs. 5. No, it is'1't Ciitlrriel, just the editor risking fer peace tor pantsl. fm. XYasn't llr. llurton good! He sure lmndles those five quins. tLost: Une quintuplet. lf fczund report to Mr. llur- lon l. 1 f. Fume of our Senior Day entertain- ment. 8. -lust l'lain Kids . Twe ntyjz

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1938 CLASS PROP!-IECY FLASH AFTER HEARING THE FIRST PART OF MY BROADCAST JACK LINDELL REMEMBERING IIIS OLD Lllx E FOR .IEANNE MADE A RAID ON THE OLD MAID'S HOME, THEY ARE NOW BEING MIDDLE-ISLED AT TIIE CIIITRCII AROUND THE CORNER. Clarissa Drinnan, newly elected president of the Bu Lu's has declared open season on ALL men. Dollie Hisel, one of the leading matrons of t'the 400, is now completing her tenth trousseau. Congratulations should be extended to little IVopsy Farha who is now shining fruit in a store of his own, The Big Twenty. Seen entering a 2nd class pawn shop 1'ecently, Arville Hayes, it was found, had pawned the medal he received as runner-up for Martha Alford's affections. Joe Coleman, Alva VVells new assistant, has just opened a souvenir paddle shop noth of the C at M Ice Company. lt has been predicted by Reverend LaVern Sears that the moon will strike in the vicinity of VVest Independence in the near future. If the Chinese don't learn how to debate it won't be Robert I-lcuson's fault, because he is trying to teach them now. FLASH HEARING THAT STANLEY EVANS ARRIVED IN HOLLY- VVOOD, CLARK GABLE SHOT HIMSELF AT 10:30 TIIIS MORN- ING. We have another marriage on the list now with Jack McGinnis finally marrying into the money although it-uh-I mean she was over 50. Personally I think 2 of 25 would be better. Joe Burdman tLaugh Earnestl Joke. -f S. ll. S. has finally attained it's premeditated standing. It now has bars over the windows and doors, and is progressing under the same staff of jailers and trusties. Lf Style Note Stripes go up and down now. VVonder if Jake Jonels Jr., one of the homefolks, is still carrying his Caldron picture of Betty Roberts next to his heart. Time marches on as does Dorothy VValdrepfto and fro across the models platform at Monkey Ward's. The worm turns! Billy Little Caesarp Rodgers is now a henpecked husband. For further details see your morning newspaper or the former Juanita Anderson. Frank Thompson, the noted inferior decorator, is now busy at work painting tomatoes 3 lor a dime on his dad's store window. Attention Night Clubbers: Daisy Mae Hughes and Billie Bess Sunday are now featured with Paul Sconyer's Sizzling Swing Orchestra. s-FLASH WARNING: THERA MAE BOWLAN HAS DYED HER HAIR RED, AND IS STILL AT LARGE. DALE NEWMAN, AFTER COURTING MARY ALICE LILLARD FOR NINE YEARS, WAS FINALLY CAUGHT BY HER. TO CLIMAX IT ALL DALE FAINTED AT THE ALTAR. At present Joe Mowder is still scene shifting for the stage crew at S. H. S. Emogene Perkins, better known as Ma Perkins, is still skipping but it is on her husband now instead of school. The sister act of Jeanette Shelton and Betty Lou Evans appearing now at the Ritzy Ritz, has been a huge success-it is really becoming a sister act, they look alike, because of their con- stant comradeship. Here is a tragedy notice that I have left until the end of my broadcast due to the fact, that I did not want to spoil your enjoyment of the former news. Brain specialists have decided that Roger Harrison will never enjoy his second childhood, because he will never outgrow his first one. AU REVOIR. Twenty-Seven