Shawnee High School - Caldron Yearbook (Shawnee, OK)

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SENIOR DAY SNAP-SHOTS I. And did they rule? lloyl llm te'l- ing you they did! QXYhat a night, March gl l. 2, Mr. l'lu1nlee. the prize winner. l7on't worry, girls, it's just plain skunk! 3. .-Xh! Some candid camerainen. Yery beautiful subjects. tlt's a good thing you ean't see their faee'sl. 4. Remember? joe l'at had his pants taken off. Mr. Dave Richeson took his off after a brief struggle with about fifty Senioirs. 5. No, it is'1't Ciitlrriel, just the editor risking fer peace tor pantsl. fm. XYasn't llr. llurton good! He sure lmndles those five quins. tLost: Une quintuplet. lf fczund report to Mr. llur- lon l. 1 f. Fume of our Senior Day entertain- ment. 8. -lust l'lain Kids . Twe ntyjz

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'Wifi SENIOR DAY April I brought Senior Day. Everybody was supposed to act dumber than usual. but the only difference between Senior Day and any other day was that you could be a big fool and not be criticized for it. Even Mr. Burton let himself go this year and played Dr. Defoe to five Senior Girls Quintuplets. Most of the boys wore overalls and did manage to look a little changed-but the girls who dressed in little-kid short skirts looked not an inch different, for this was the year of high-water hems . . . remember . . . and even little girls didn't expose much more. A variety program entertained the Seniors in the morning be- fore they are excused for the track meet. The will and prophecy were read by Herschal VVolfe and Earnest Cowen, respectively. Billee Sunday danced, nearly breaking her neck on the big slippery hunks of liniburger cheese which the audience had thrown at the cast of the stirring drama. 'fThe Villain Still Pursed Her , as a reward for their remarkable performances. Music was furnished by Charles Harmon and the East Side Loafers. The judging of costumes followed the program with Bernice Rogers and Dent-on Plumlee, a country girl and a city-slicker, winning the prizes. And the Seniors did get their flag up! Twenty-four

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1938 CLASS PROP!-ICEY Good Morning, Mr. and Mrs. North America and all the ships at sea! This is VValte1' VVinchell bringing you this column of the air on April l, l94S. LET'S GO TO PRESS! Flash: Just before coming to the studio I was notified that Au.os Bollinger, noted ex- pounder of the theory of relativity, has just solved the sixth dimension. I wonder if it is true that a certain young Iran, Jean Butts, is minus his better half now, Mary Vivian Cannon? VVhat young lady X fClaims shej does all of her eourtin' in the dark? If you don't know, it is Evelyn Kuykendall and she does most of her damage to Glenn Coleman. Hugh Collum and Mrs. Coilum fthe former Harriette lVilsonJ have just completed their honeymoon in Mr. Collum's new invention, the record-breaking 800 M. P. H. speed plane, Thera Mae the Second. FLASH EARNEST COVVEN VVAS GIVEN THE HONOR AVVARD FOR BUILDING STREAMLINED OUT-HOUSES, ON VVHEELS FOR TRAILERS. Our late world champion wrestler Tommy Myers still abides by his old motto The further up the street you go, the tougher they get. I live in the last house. Last night the followers of aesthetic dancing were shocked to hear that Mary Belle Healy, bubble dancer, announced that she was going to begin a crusade to bring back the Big Apple with the peeling off. Two young debutantes, Pauline Rubison and Geraldine Wlatson, had a fight over the Broadway Playboy, Bill Howell, the other evening. It was necessary to call out the riot squad to separate them. I find we have our present day immortals. A monument was unveiled in front of the Recreation by that establishment in honor of Lennon Fueg. Dedication for his patronage during the last ten years. The little package of joy at the Lloyd Grey estate was named in honor of Mr. E. B. VVebster, with Whom Mr. Grey was intimately associated for several years. Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish fobtake this opportunity of expressing lny sincere regrets for a friend of mine, R. Lee Henchee, who has fallen by the wayside-Cigarettes got l1i1n. As a yearly tribute to Shawnee High School, Adeline Fox returns to Shawnee to sponsor a doughnut sale for the benefit of the Girl 'fDcserves',. I understand the courtship record is about broken. David IVay has been courting Frances Akius for thirteen years now. FLASH FROM RENO: VVE FIND MRS. VV. TITSVVORTH ASKING FOR A DIVORCE ON THE GROUNDS OF EXTREME CRUELTY. SHE IS ALSO ASKING FO HER MAIDEN NAME, MAUVELINE RAMSEY. THE NEXT CASE ON THE BOOKS AT RENO IS GLADYS BEAL VERSUS ARGEL BROVVN, CHARGES NEGLECT. ARGEL COULDN'T GET HIS MIND OFF BASEBALL. While delivering some copies of Live Alone and Like It to the Old Maid's Home the other day, I noticed that some of the inmates I recognized were: Peggy Sparks, Nornia Jeanne Laster, Billy Jean Turner, June DeArmon, and the saddest ease of all+Jeanne Forgan. FLASH VVVARNING: THERA MAE BOIVLAN HAS DYED HER HAIR RED, AND IS STILL AT LARGE. I am sorry to say that the platinum menace, Lila Bedient, let her hair grow so long she got dizzy winding it up, became entangled in it and choked to death. Charles Edward Proffitt has become one of America's leading financiers. He now pinches dollars instead of pennies. On interviewing Perry Speaker, owner of the newly opened Top Hat I found that he had engaged Roy Stuart, America's favorite Spring Dance interpreter-Rough House Jack Rose is employed as bouncer. Twenty-Six