Shattuck High School - Indian Yearbook (Shattuck, OK)

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CiClSS POP QCLj Imagine that it is the year 2000 A. D., and come along with us on a visit to the village Pushwater on the planet Pluto. Here you will find the twenty-six graduates of 1950 from S. H. S. As you stroll down the street the first house is the residence of Harry Appel. Harry is now an old man. He has accumulated his wealth by pushing water through the faucets. Velda Butts and Ramona Beagles are the old maids who live in the red brick house fwhich has a bar in the living roomy. They are trying to forget the past. Harry Koch is running his own beer tavem, and The Fuzz bootlegs on the side. Neoma Coffman is riding shotgun on the fast rocket, Squirt , from this planet to earth. Leland Kelln is driving the A B C taxi--falwaysj a fbetterj fcabj. Mollie Ann Deal, who can do anything that Charles Atlas can, is giving floor shows at Fuzz's Beer Tavern. Stanley Weitz is now blowing bubbles for Sally Rand at the famous Weitz's,El Casino Night Club. jean Love is manager of the Wacky Witnits .Love-Sick Sanitorium. She is spending all her spare time with Dutch. Bill Brummett is head football coach of the Wacky Witnits from the Love-Sick Sanitotium. Euleta Fiegel and husband are starring in THE EGG AND I. Eddie jackson and Dorothy Fuller are wrestling instructors at the Fuller-jackson Wrest- ling Academy. Wilba Treiber went to P. U. She majored in leaks and now runs her own radiator shop. George Mason and Digger O'Dell are in business at last in competition with joe D. Green. Donnetia Teter is starring in the Ziegfield Follies in Lower Slobovia. Don Starbuck and Nona Siddens can be seen in the theater doing Romeo and Juliet. Lorene Kelln is the old woman in the shoe. She has so many kids she doesn't know what to do. Archie Manske has a jet john Deere. He can move anything anywhere. Phyllis Bruton can be seen in the leading role of the stage show hit, 'Plumber Girl. Billy Pratt is the banker in Pushwater, and he spends his time rolling in the dough. Marion Ehrlich, who is trying to forget 1950, is helping Fuzz bootleg, but she is drinking up all the profits. Donald Ehrlich, who is running a museum of old relics, is still trying to figure a way to put a jet on his T Bone. Rhodney Ruf, better known to the police as jack , is wanted in Lower Slobovia for terrorizing the town with his fabulous Green Homet. Now that you have completed your visit in Pushwater, the god Pluto waves his invisible wand, and you see these twenty-six seniors marching down the trail toward the new planet, Graduation, which is more fabulous and exciting than the planet Pluto can ever be.

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Class Harry Appel wills his huge physique to Dick Caldwell 'cause he's so tiny and meek. But Bill Brummett says Whoopie! I'll will English to anyone as long as it's NOT willed back to me! Don Ehrlich says, You can't have her, about Norma Jean-- 'cause in my deck of cards she stands top queen. joe D. Green can talk to girls about things such as embalming fluid ---- Now, boys, espec- ially you, Bob Ranck, don't you wish YOU could! Eddie jackson says to jack Nash, I'd will you my ability to kiss the queen of football, ----but after a kiss like that--Wow! Flat on your face you'd fall! Grant, I'd will you my Chevie, says Leland Kelln ---- - but you couldn't handle it 'cause it goes a -------- ! QWQW! I almost slipped!J Harry Koch leaves to Clifford Tubb his beautiful curls, and hopes they help him with the girls. Archie Manske wills his wittle bulldozer to Charles Swope ---- that he can get out to see Mamie in it, is his only hope! Says George Mason, better known as Smart Alec --- I'll leave my books to any junior ---They've been unopened so long that they'te like a relic! To whom it may concem, says Bill Pratt--- I'm rough and I'm tough and if you juniors don't stay away from my girl you'll see! I To 1. C. Steadman, says jackie Ruf, I say 'ol top, I'll lend you my winch-truck of green---that is, until you fill 'er up with gas and get 'er clean! Don Starbuck says to Melvin Schoenhals, In football, I'll will you my position as tackle ----if you promise not to go out on the field and lose your teeth or start to cackle! Stanley Weitz wills to Bill jackson his position in the El Casino ---- 'cause he's getting a bigger place in El Reno! ' She's willing her intelligence, that's Ramona, to a little junior gal and that's Leona. Says Phyllis Bruton, I'm not leaving that guy, 'cause I like him best ---- What? Did you say jr.? Well, how right you guess't! Velda Butts says, Studying pays. She wills this theory to Ellen Hayes. Neoma Coffman says, Man, oh, man! I'm leaving dear 'ol S. H. S. as fast as I can! Now that I'm finally thru, says Mollie Deal ---- I'll will to Lorena Worrell the wonder- tul way 1 feel! Marion Ehrlich wills her quiet ways to johnalee Hagen and hopes it pays! Dorothy Fuller is going to will her swing and sway fin the musical wayj to Lenora Eagon --or so they say! Says Mrs. Lorene Kelln to herself--- I'll will to Dolores Hoch my ability to get married and stay off the shelf. 1 won't do it! says jean Love---- Leave Leo? Why! Heavens above! To Geraline Roach, says Nona Faye, When Commencement's over I'll will you my fast get-a-way! Says Donnetia Teter, the little squirt, I'm willin' my untidy locker to Corine Meier or Dorothea Kelln so fast it'll hurt! QLocker No. 73 Wilba Treiber wills her lips to Dan E. D. and hopes he enjoys them as much as she! Euleta Fiegel says, I'll not leave to anyone 'my Johnnie Boy'---Not even to Betty Grable, Hedy Lamarr, nor Myrna Loy!

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