Shattuck High School - Indian Yearbook (Shattuck, OK)

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czailfl W 7 L cfm I9 plz, As I was g0lHg on one of my numerous fllghts to Pluto I stopped on Uranus to reflll my fuel tanks and whom should I see but Mltch Veva Jo Mltchell uslng her gorgeous gams to thumb a rlde back to the States Just before I took off ln zoomed a Model A Rocket plloted by the lncomparable Buck Rogers Roach co plloted by hls sweet llttle wlfe Moe MOFYIS and flylng under the supervlslon of that brllllant englneer Ham Meler Shortly after we took off we were able to wave good bye to LaVonne Drake who was slowly floatlng ln the general dlrectlon of Earth ln her purple nylon parachute Upon reachlng our destlnatlcn we cllmbed out of a rocket shlp to be greeted by S1 Dorado ln a grass Sklrt tHe had hls love to keep hlm warm J Slnce It was so cold we looked over the horlzon and saw Smoke Smoke Smoke and more smoke As we drew near we notlced Ace Ward had caused the spontaneous combustlon so ably 8SSlSl18d by Bob Schultz Cecll Klem Jerry Schultz and Charles Worrell After we had warmed ourselves a blt by thelr bonflre we declded to Journev on to the great clty of New Shattuckxyz Cof course the xyz IS sllent 7 As we came lnto the suburbs and passed a llttle whlte cottage Joy Gustafson was washlng llttle boy clothes VN e passed rlght by there to get to the DUSIHGSS dlstrlct where we saw Leola Longhofer asslstlng Roy Wl9deHk0f6F ID the Best Way Store fthe censor demands that we do not say ln what way D As we started to leave town we ran out of gas so we called the nearest fllllng statlon Texaco that IS and Vera Ehrllch came to our rescue She and her Gerald declded to come to beautlful Pluto to Llve happlly ever after Vera tells us Wyvonne and Alvln are busy'? '7 ralslng Angora Rabblts'7'7 As we were gettlng ready to take off agaln someone called to us Oh no lt can t be yes lt IS Bob Walton and Betty Bodenhelmer' Why the ball and chaln Betty? Leo Herber and J B Bell have thelr own llttle boxlng club Yvltll Leona Regan as thelr manager Get that rocket ln reverse' There may be a llttle blt of frlctlonll MZFNIH Neu has recently reconverted hls corn sheller Ford mto a streamllned rocket IH the regular Flash Gordon manner Betty Jean Longhofer wlll l n Planet Queen over the rocket wlth Lelyn Batt and Don Rlcr dson servlng as her courtlers or otherwlse After all thls news had been partaken of we declded to make a qulck trlp back to the Earth good old Farth But hark' To the starboard bow looms a tmy planet ,lust a thln one for The Jeane Bayslnger and Darlene Havllk have dlscovered thelr own llttle love nest Just two dld we say '7 On arrlxlng at the Earth our welcomlng commlttee came runnlng forth Duane Holcomb who was left behlnd waltlng patlently for hls tlue love Rosle QS I sd 'Xl' S fa' l xepdijg cw 4' GQ 1153: x:l.l::al:ol-o non no 2 if -mtg. 'I y 4 5 I0 I X 6 -still. . ' . t ' x - -, , , ,- in 4, LF . . . , V 1, . A J' ot, H D . K, l H KSC 'C N 1 ' - ..... a H 'lg ff? . ' f A L . Y , J A - R o ' A or a, e Ja . '. ' , Y' 5, 0, I 140 Bluff,

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4 D 1 265 x M Navi- 5' Xl Nj 661.44 Jqwlory ln Septeml er 1944 a trrbe of fearless Indran vouths stepped mto a canoe to bcgrn a four year roy age down the Rrwer of Edu catron On the frrst lap of the Journey we were under the leader shrp of the beautrful P1 rncess Vuda Wrngo Begrnnmg our second year we were called together by our new leader Brg Chref Leland Walker who gave us rnsprratron and leadershrp whrle we floated over the raprds of the year of 1945 1946 As the moon cycle changed rnto the vear 46 47 we heard drums along the shore and so our canoe glrded mto a small cove to rm estrgate Here we met the great Queen Mrs Irene Ranck qhe spoke wrth great wrsdom and led us through much strrfe and hardshrp One of our greatest ceremonres that year was our pageant fhe Qunshme Twrns Yes the trrbe prospered rn the year 46 47 and sarlrng was smooth rn the waters of the Rrver Educatron As our last and flnal year arrrved the one we had warted for for so many moons We were thrrlled wrth the antrcrpatron that the end of our xovage was near Here we met with the two great leaders Chlef W E Gourley and Queen Lma M Nlrcholson who led us so gallantly oxer the waterfalls to quret waters where dangerous smoke srgnals were pru rrlmg we lost a great contest to the Junlors and were forced to bury the hatchet The frnal peace prpe was smoked durrng the pow wow grven us by thc rumors Br ue warrrors were prcked from our trrbe to carry out the grucsomc dctuls of our list ceremony Home Sweet HOmlCld9 0h rt seem we must prck up our cmoes and traxel bw lrnd tlllS Journu to be our last before our trrbe w rs to be no more X un w rter w rs sr htcd and wc florted down the arsle of graduatlon mto the Sea of Lrfe where wc were it last prepared for the tldes md 1, rles strll before us . 1 1 7 47 , QT' !1E I 'gl Al O 1 1 1 1, 1 . ' . 1.1. 'I 1 L - ...1, ,,- .,,..,,.,. , ', - -If tl . A . - , .. , . , ng 1 . . . . . -r s .- ' - ' .. - . 1 r 4 1 . . 1 . . 1 1 . . . . . 7 . - , - r v l V 'gd . , . . sr u I ' I ' l .' ' ' 'I 'Q' -'. Hr . 1 1 H . 1 . 1 ' 11,1116 1: +- , x . . L, l ' 1' . r 3 . .. ' ' - ,, - . 4 it . ' -l 1 1 1 Lv 7 . . . . . Y y va 1 1 ' 1 I , ' . V. . 1- ' . 4 D , 7 V r v 1 - y . -1 ' Q But alas! we seemed to have drifted off into unknown waters v 1 -' .-v. 1 1 -, ' ' v . L . K 1 1 , ' ' yf s -' - v- v v ' 1 ' ' .1 .2 v ' 1. . 1' .11 v . ' , - 1 -' Y' H' 1 rzfi ' if ' ' ', .' ' ' ' . I ' sr s ' : '- o ' -z J 1 ' ' j C 2 AA 'S ' . 1-1 1 . , 1. . . .' V211 . fd ld , n N U 3' . . . 3 4' 1112 ,E . ,'. ,, 2 . , , .. , ' ' 1 L' , ' v . . 1 1 . 1 2 F - s 1 ' . . 0 ' . V . 1.2 1,2 . H '.. H L 'V , 5 fx 3 K ' uc' 'Q ,, ' l 'vl J Q -. L S ' J Y' sv

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C6166 WU 1 l 1 s o S r l s Sh lttutk lllgll School lltlllg of UI1 Olllld mlnd Rt 1 s to 4 llemelllillllx lnlollnt of work that we h mu done ll the plst tour years md hulng but a e x r lllllll dy UHOIIL, the horrors o the trl ll lnd tllbllldtlfllli of our hlgh school tlus H111 llelllg on the urge of depirtlng fol rc llnls Ullhllllkk ll do m tke puhllsh llld declare thls our last wlll and testamellt Cllusf l lt IN our request th it Ml Thomp son gather lll the chewlnp, gum that we naxe so clrefully placed under our seats dllrlllf., s nd r yt md th xt Nlld chewlng gum me molded lllto a monumellt to be erected to our memory lnd he placed ln a most conspleuous pl lee so th lt all who shall xlew thl9 token of FQITIQYTIIITIDLQ may be yerx thankful that we haxe pa sed from thelr ranks llause 2 Bob Walton s text books wlll be found ln good condltlon haylng been llttle used and less frequently read and are hereby passed on to Rov If hrllch wlth the slncere deslre that he put them lnto use Clause 'S In the study hall behlnd the flrst radlator from the west wall on the north slde wlll be found a kev to all Fngllsh examlnatlons that haye bee ll so easlly passed bv Bllly Ham Meler It IS hls request that thlg key be left o W -. th- Y1lt'H1lt3l',' f the feniar f'l2 ss of of x' -ak llc-2ll't, and pmol' 4-ye-sight: dlla- th x 'l 2: ' 1:2 2 'flx' sho t 's to ve-ll 2 ' 1 5 f 2 '2 s 2 ' ' ,' ' f lou V'-urs, 2 V 2 A V A l - . . I x X ' p Aw r ' n A - l, - si V . Ks! A7 T K -' I ' ' ' 7 :Z ' K' 1 . V' . S I ,U-ff, l 4 . C K ' D 2 ak libs - , -- - . Y .H Q ' , 1 .2-2 2 fi . i- ' . 's . - -0 1 C' XY ' 9 s L .A s .H 4g rfb N-C I-'af 'Nr to Terry Smlth wlth the hope that he neyer gets caught wlth It Clause 4-J B Bell wllls hls masterful art of wrestllng wlth a steering wheel to Buster Earnst wlth hope that no Peace Offlcer wlll be standlng by Clause 5 Cecll Klem hereby bequeaths hls slren to anyone who can master the art Clause 6 Don Rlchardson leaves hlS bOlS terous dlsposltlon to Junlor Blrkle Clause 7-Jerry Schultz wllls hls m8SCUllUC qualltles to Robert Slefken wlth the under standlng that they are to be returned when and lf he goes to college Clause 8 Bob Schultz leaxes hls blushlng complexlon to Ray Iaughlln Clause 9 The last tlme we saw Bloody he was leaxlng to go down fo Marlln s Clause 10 Leo Herber IS leawlng hls col lectlon of flrealms to be dlstrlbuted eyenly among the Junlor glTlS so that they may frlghten off any Blg Bad Wolyes Clause 11 Clyde Ward abandons hls belle! ln punctuallty to By ron Tlllemans Clause 12 Charles Worrell leax es hls speed of foot to any yunlor bov or glrl not smart enough to talk hlS way out of a tlght spot Clause 13 Marx ln Neu retlres from hl posltlon as teachel s pet and IS turnlng lt our to John Haffner Clause 14 Sl Dorado bequeaths hls Cdl to any Junlor who IS wllllng to chauffeur tht gang to alld from lunch as he has so loyally done y vm IW ,sf sf 'i