Sharpsville High School - Sharpvue Yearbook (Sharpsville, IN)

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The llnconquerable The most d1eadful th1ng that can hap pen to a man of vsar under sa1l IS for a car ronade to break 1tS moor1ngs It dashes about the deck destrovmg ex eryth1ng 1n reach and 1f It IS not speed1ly stopped It w1ll soon wreck the sh1p Now what 1s there on land or sea that can be compared wlth a calronade that has broke 1tS fastenmgs There 19 onlv one th1ng that I know of that can be compared vslth a loosened cal ronade and that IS a woman s temper that has b1oken 1ts bounds The most dreadful thmg that can hap pen to a household IQ for a woman s tempe1 to break loose from 1ts moorlngs It soon monster WhlCh dashes about from room to room throwlng pans kettles bottles or any Courhnq on Now H1ram Young was just n1neteen As strong as e re you seen But never a th1ng dld he more falr Than really court1n on the square He loved a glrl just Nancy Lee As sweet a malden as there w1ll be But when chance brought Hlram there He done h1s court1n on the square Now H1ram chose a snowy nlght When he had lea1ned h1S part Just r1ght And made h1s way w1th great concern To say lf she d be hlS n he d be her n Nancy Lee was a bloomlng lass For all the glrls she d1d surpass She was as beaut1ful as she was WISE A lofty malden for H1ram s pr1ze Page th1rt5 su. other ava1lable ob1ect at any offendlng per son or th1ng IH Slght and oy ertu1n1ng chalrs and tables In fact 1f It IS not speedllv re stra1ned the house l1ke a Shlp Wlth a loosened gun W1ll become a complete ss reck Of course the quest1on of carronades at sea has long been solxed by heavv cha1ns made for the purpose and by 1egu1ar naval guns mounted on pnots lnstead of wheels But not so mth a womans temper as IS shown bv every newspaper ue p1ck up 1n vshlch we see the reco1 ds of d1re results of such a d1saster The1efore long lemembel ed and r1chly honored W1ll be the man who mak s a cha1n whlch a woman s tempe1 can Stanley He1be1t the Square Th1s Hlram saw from xx he1e he sat And made h1s heart go p1 te pat He trled to talk but somehow n The mental actlon hurt hlm so I I came he finally stammered out Quote she I see you dld w1thout a doubt But H11 am lost the pr17e he sought F01 to tell the truth he had forgot Oh' I came to see your mother About some quest1on or other Oh' you re court1n mother yes I see If that IS true don t bother me To do h1s court1n on the sly And won the prlze as you sup But Nancx Lee had to propn H11 am learned ere that nlght went by P 1 , . - . . Y . - g U , . . - K . . . , , A . . . , . L n 7 V L K Y K I L ' . 7 I . k k I . m . 7 ' Y. L .- A V. V , . ' 7 . 1 L K L U K ' , ' . . . 1 ' ' ' K D , t - 1 l . 1 , H .' ' 1 , . . 1 ' L . . . ok ' ' ', ' - becomes, or causes its mistress to become, a not break, . ' A , A 7 , T v 1 . I 1 r 7 1 , Y . .- n 1 4 ' I ' 1 9 1 01 , , . . Ci Y! ' ' ' 1 1 1 1 U . . ,, . . I , , . , . , ' ' ' 1 1 ' 66 . . ' 7 , - 17 ' . . . , u 1 ' 1 . . ' ' 7 : ' Y !! - 1 ' 1 1 1 ' 9 ! ' n 1 n ' ' ! i A . . . l , V. ' . ss

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So Did I Well, I see you've gone and did it But I know most fellows will. I went and tried it once myself, sir But you see I'm unmarried still. Did you meet her, did you tell me Down at Tipton last July. And you thought you'd ask the question At a party, well, well,-so did I. So you walked along together Underneath the starlit sky, And I'll bet an old man saw you And you were frightened, well, well-so was I. So you walk along together In that summer-moonlight hour Till at length you gathered courage And you saw no one was nigh. Did you draw her close and tell her That you love her,-So did I. XVell, I won't ask you any farther And I really wish you joy. Believe I'll come and see you After you're married. Oh, boy! When your honeymoon is over And you are settled, try- lVhatI The dickens you say Refused ? Well, well, well,-So was I. Shall I Ma Stanley Henderson library with his feet. Mr. splendid Indeed he most figure with his too hand- young man. eves were troubled, and was restlessly up and down the room. At last, he sighed and luxuriously into a large chair his head sank into his hands and he commenced murmur- -Chris Powell Her or Shall 1 Kill Her? ry Her or Shall I Kill Her? sound very mild although he for his good temper. Then his were reversed, Shall I Kill Her or Shall I Marry Her. She was dignified, grace- ful and very beautiful. Just as the sun pass- ed majestically out of sight he decided to marry her because she had come to make everybody happy. The story eventg She recovered from the fever and they were married. She was the heroine in his second famous book. He was a writer. -Martha Woolridge Page thirty-five

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Alwaqs Number Three 'VIrs Rosahne Rlnhurst Weaver Phllllps a ty plcal brunette was a stenographer ln the large office of Rodney Langfort Llke most men suspects of all business glrls she was hunting for husband number three She was qulte careful that no one knew her plans but secretly she watched all men that mlght be ehglble Rosalme Rmhurst when eighteen years of age became mfatuated Wlth Mr Weaver All went well for three months Then she found another woman an artlst was wmnmg her husband s attractlons from her M Vieayer and the artist were exchanglng let ters One day when Rosalme returned from shopping she heard Weaver sawing on some thmg ln the attlc She steathlly went up to the attic and found hlm removlng the floor and placlng a packet of letters between the ceiling of the lower room and the floor of that room After his departure she read the let ters and her anger was great She vowed never to stay with hlm any longer Again that eyemng the unfaithful one was found trying to conceal a letter under the living room rug but hls efforts were thwarted Mrs Weay ex promptly secured a dlvorce and went home to mother attempted boardlng the ship of Matrimony agaln At the end of that tlme along came Mr Phllllps a prosperous and good looking chemlst They hved happv for qulte a while and at the close of the third year a terrlble accident came One day when Phillips was ln his laboratory worklng on a composltlon of powder when suddenly swlsh went the powder a terrific exploslon He was burned so badly about the face and eyes that he died three days after the sad accldent Rosalme was sorely grxeyed for she loved Phillips dearly and her loye was returned Mrs Phillips now left upon her own re sources started workmg for Mr Langfort and old batchelor Rosalme seemed to be regarded by all the men as a terrible lloness Mr Langfort was qulckly becomlng old and chlldlsh He wanted to marry have a home and a sweet loy mg wife but was afraid of getting bit Mrs Phillips thought the fun would be great lf she w on old Lang fort s attractions One day upon Rosalme belng called lnto the private oflice of the llon Cas he w as called by all employees! an mterestmg con yersatlon took place Mr Langfort began bv saymg Mrs Phllllps probably you would be glad to hear my l1fe hlstory I was born back on the farm IH dear old Mlssourl Dear old place' I can see my father mother brothers and all my friends iust as they looked when I left Father and I could not get along very well NK hen I was elghteen I left home I haye been sort of a vagabond all my l1fe Cast upon my own resources I tried to get work at several offices but to no avall After I had spent qulte a few nights sleeping m the stieets or wherever I could I was at last gnen a low posltlon Then by long hours hard dlscouragmg work I gamed my height presldent of this office You know where I am now A long sigh of rellef passed from his lips at the end of the recital Mrs Phillips now began telling her l1fe hlstory She was stopped varlous times by some comment made by Langfort As the reader IS already acquainted w1th her hls notonous by repeatlng all of the details As she was telling about the treachery of Mr W eay er ln hiding the letters Mr Langfort interrupted by saymg Oh that cur should haye been killed Hang lt' I wish I had been there I would haye mauled the old cuss to death Well what do you know about that Phllllps surely was mce Well darn lt' I do not for my life see how he could keep fiom lt vou belng such a mce kind low mg wife and then he crushed Rosalme s hand m hls O h Mr Langfort what are you do mg Oh' Oh' You must not do that Some body might see vou That would be terrible ll hat would they thlnk of us 9 Nelther must you Hatter me so you know xt IS not good fox my health Ha' Ha' Well that IS right but I Just could not help lt Now Rosalme dear w1ll you not tell me the truth? Y v you klnda Cconfound my Page thirty sex en L 0 . . . . , . Y - V . . ,Y . , . . I . ' ,, . ,, , 7 ' 9 7 ' K . Y ' is . , D , . ' 7 ' Y 7 ! ! I . ' ' ' . r. . 1 , ' ' - r ' , A . L . 8 Y . I - 3 . . . . . . . ,, , . . , . . y It was three years before Rosaline ever tory' I will not make this narative more mo- . . . , . , V . . . . . . . . . , , H - . V , , ' 1 . v . . t , u - sv - - - - Y ! Y J l y ' 1 ' . - ' . Y uv I 7 I P Y. ' ' ' 91 ' 9 ' 1 v U. , . - , , , - 9 V . - y ' U my . . . . . . J v yy ' , , i . . . H ' ' It s q . ' ! Y 1' Y' J ' v ' V' 9 - , . . . ,, . . - -V , , , V