Sharonville High School - Sigma Rho Yearbook (Sharonville, OH)

Page 77 text:

CLASS PRUPHECY Many men have amassed a fortune on a shoestrrng Wallace Corhn and Larry Ball have done the same thrng wrth a frllrng statron They nom own a strrng of statrons from Portland to Saratoga Bob Barrdy was a farlure at berng a Pharmacrst unt1l he went to bouth Afrrca to learn a fer trrcks from a wrtch doctor I suppose that you ve already read about Brll Boone wrnnrrrg the Iwobel Peace Prrze Hr antr gravrtatronal machrne has been sard to have advanced avratron at least frfrty years He rs usrng the prrze money to begrn research on an atomrc reactron that wrll frt HI the palm of your hand Ora Lee Depew made her mark rn Borneo where she establrshed a chool to teach the fuzzre wuzzres how to say the1r ABC s Rrta Duermrt became the frrst grrl mechanrc rn Sharonvrlle when she bought her uncle s gar age Robert Hall and Jerry Wrlson are runnrng the statron for her The Alber s people not to be outdone by Kroger s have set Donna Furchr up rn a new school for cashrers Paul Francrs and Gerry Graham have the controllrng tock rn 1 charn of clothrng tores th rt rrvals Bonds Charlene Gratch adjusted herself to berng 1 wrdow very qurckly It eenr th rt her husband dred from eatrng too rn rny przzas She was left frnancrally rndependcnt when he rnherrtcd her husband charn of przzerras Jessre Green and Margaret Smrth have a co operatrve farm rn Kentucky Iessre soak her tobacco rn Margaret s corn mash and then they sell the happrest crgarettes and the werrdest tastrng home brew rn the state Margre Self rs the prrvate secretary to the new superrntendent of schools rn greater Crncrnnatr Ln hrgh school George Schuler read the book Cheaper by the Doz n and rt must have left hrm wrth some rmpressron He now h rs twelve chrldren He wrll have no problems mth money becruse he just accepted a professor hrp at M I T Admrral Lrrry Wert dropped hrs dutre wrth hr submarrne fleet to come to the rcunron M13 or Paul Wrlder drd the same thrng wrth hrs offrcers at Crmp Lelune The trrngt c rcklrng laugh that used to break up the benror Englrsh clas h rs made Robert Vaught qurte a brt of money He trrrns parakeets to rmrtate hrs laugh and they rre sellrng lrke hot cakes James Webb has started hrs thrrd Jazz group He call rt the Bohemrrn Jazz Quartet Dorrs Harper now owns frve Unrted Darry Farmer stores Charlotte Prtmon rs her busrness manrger The marn course of our drnner was frred bass I learned later that rt came from one of Fred Rob rrrs s huge frshrng lakes To make our evenrng complete we all sang a few choruses of The Rurple People Eater and I can t remember when Ive had so much fun recwllrng all my hrgh school experrences Your truly Roscoe P Vrnovcr I 7 s , . , ' ., ' w' ' . s . S , . , . , . C ls. . v , , 1 , . ' ' I I . ' s . s 1 ' r , s s 1 1 z . 1 s I , . , . D . - 2 . , . . . , ' vw 1- . 6 s A . L ' ' . ' - f' , Z -, A 9 lo 0 0 2 s s ' s' ' ' ' 5- I- ' z . S 2 '. 2 ' ' ' ' A- Hs . f I I . . c , A L 4 . , - s . ' ' ' , s ' H -I - ,, . 5 r e C , . ' ' g H. L - ' u l ., , . , V I - . . L 'al 3 1 s ' - s , .

Page 76 text:

CLASS PROPHECY Dear Mrs Seaton Well rt has been 15 years srnce I and the rest of my classmate walked down the mrddle of our gymnasrum to recerve our drplomas It seems rs rf rt were only 1 fem weeks ago that I vt rs srttrng report card rn hand starrrng dazedly out the wrndow wonderrng how I managed to fall so many mrd year exams At thc trme rt eemed lrke the end of the world but I suppose rt was all a part of berng rn hrgh school The real reason that I wrote you rs to rnqurre about vour absence from our class reunron We were all sorry to hear that you were tred up rn Parrs wrth the Natronal Educatron Assocratron promot rng your plan of rntroducrng Shakesperran Drama rn the prrmary age groups I was surprrsed to see that every 58 graduate was there The Reunron Commrttee rented the old S H S gym and decorated rt rn our class colors For some reason whrch I thrnk was the 1957 Junror Sen ror Prom I was not asked to be on the decoratrng commrttee I vsouldn t have been able to help b cause at the trme I was just puttrng the frnrshrng touches on my last book Captarn Paul Harper of the Natronal Forestry SCIVICC came to the reunron rn hrs helrcopter He has a lovely wrfe two lrttle grrls r be rr cub a raccoon and a very contented rattlesnake Martha Hatt rs strll rn Sharonvrlle She h rs taken advantage of the latest reducrng fad by opcnrng a reducrng salon The salon hasn t helped Martha much because she rs over srx feet tall and werghs almost two hundred pounds Jerry Herron let some unknown comedran take over hrs network TV show so that he could come to the reunron Hrs show rs the only one ever to get hrgher rrtrngs that the old Ed Sullrvan Show Jerry s only wrrter rs our own Fred Grant Sherry Fuchs Rosemary Hrllard and Carolyn Norrrsh h rve all opened beauty shops rn Sharon vrlle The thrng that makes thrs fact rnterestrng rs that they are all on the same block I understand that the grrls are not gettrng along too well Gary Hoop and P rt Smrth have marrred Gary has 1 brg Darry Farm rn Wrsconsrn and hrs srx After the drnner Don bowdcrs gave a very good speech He and Erleen Mrnrx have marrred and hate two sets of twrns Dennrs Jones rs dorng very well wrth hrs three mrle dragstrrp He has burlt hrmself a roadster and rs takrng on all comets Bronrs Ixrystynak and Brenda Crrrrer have come back from Afrrca there they have started the frrst all Ubangr operated hosprtal Jrm Trngle and Meredrth Lewrs have been dorng very well rn the sod busrncss They have just perfected a grass grown rn decorator colors Marge Lubkem n rs a teacher now she teache the grrls physrcal educatron classes at the Prrnceton Hrgh School Judy Lucas has veloped her talent at the prano qurte a brt rn the last lets years She play at all the smart clubs around town After the drnncr she played 1 few old ongs th rt were popul rr rn our school days When she played Don t You Just Know lt there wasn t 1 dry aye rn the room M1ryAnne Mantcrrs and G rle V rnover have opened a dance btudro Therr motto rs Xwrggle Whrle You Work Nancy Whrtc and J ack Meyers h we marrrcd and gone rnto the chrld rarsrng and orchrd rarsrng busrnesses rcspectrvely Brll Noland has become qurtc famous mth hrs collectron of antrouc cars He just turned dorvn an offer of S10 U00 from the Smrthsonran Instrtute for an old 19.36 Plymouth for sentrmental reasons Charlre Prerce h rs become a teacher He teaches Englrsh Tcachrng hasn t agreed mth Charlre becaase he r trghs only one hundred pounds I7-'21 I . . ' -- D . ' l - u n n I I f I ' I - 1 - I I I 'Q ' , I I . . I I , ' 6- ' , ' ' , z 1 , , I . , ' ' . S 1 , , . ' ' , , . . ' . L . , ' - boys have plenty of room to grow in. All of Gary's dairy products are sold to the Kroger Company. V . c N a 's 5 ' s ' ' ' - ' - - ' ' ' I ' . 2 ' ' , ' - 4 ' ' s 4 1 ' 4 1 I- I V r . , ' ' ' ' Y f v ,st s' .

Page 78 text:

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT 0F SHARUNVI LLE CLASS OF 1958 We the Senror Class of Sharonvrlle Hrgh School on th1s 24th day of May nrneteen hundred and frfty elght do hereby bequeath to the school the faculty and our every lovmg classmates our never to be forgotten shrnrng personalttres our old worn out books and all over due papers To Sharonvrlle Hrgh School we leave quret peaceful memorres of a very devoted well organrzed class To Mrs Seaton we leave a year s supply of 9 Lrves cat food fmay her cats never go hungryj and the memorres and headaches of her wonderful Senlors To Mr Sexton we Just leave and may he never forget us As rf he could' We also leave all overdue excuses Use them to your best advantage To the Jumors we leave Mrs Seaton and all her cat tales We also leave an album of prctures and stones about the trrp to rermnd you of the one you ll never take Last but not least we leave our seats rn P O D fmay they never cease therr squeakmglj to have Donna Furchr do hereby leave my seat m P O D to Joyce Krng Jack Meyers do hereby leave my abrlrty to play basketball to Brooks Dunaway B111 Noland do hereby leave my fltrty ways to Robert Franus Larry Werts do hereby leave my abrlrty to graduate to anyone that s lucky Gary Graham do hereby leave my brg ears to Nelson Moore to make up for hrs trny ones rnterest rn only one grrl Margre Lubkeman do hereby leave my abrlrty rn physrcal educatlon to Carolyn Frlend Bronrs Krystynak bemg of sound mmd thrs last year of school do hereby leave to Ronald Walton my Boy Scout surt of Natronal Guard and my books of D C T James Trngle do hereby leave my curly hau to Donald Moorehead MaryAnne Manterrs do hereby leave my pantaloons and hoop pettrcoat to Danny Grannmr Martha Hatt do hereby leave my cheerleadrng outfrt to Myrna Bossert Margaret Smrth do hereby leave my marrtal status to Geraldrne Brown Charlre Prerce do hereby leave a few pounds to Tom Troy Margre Self do hereby leave my typlng ab1l1ty to Brll Jewett Robert Vaught do hereby leave my abrlrty to sleep ln class and not mrss a thrng to Johnny Adams Ora Lee Depew do hereby leave my abrlrty to be presrdent of the Student Councrl to Clarence Warren Gale Vanover do hereby leave my clear legtble handwrrtlng to Mrss Stephenson so that she can read her own notes Meredrth Lewrs do hereby leave my famous Jumpshot to Ralph Ball Paul Francrs do hereby my drrvlng abrlrty to Happy Apkrng I Rosemary Hrllard, do hereby leave my abrlity to keep a secret to Myrna Bossert I, , ' ' . I, ' , ' . I, , ' ' ' . I, , ' , ' ' . I, Judy Lucas, do hereby leave my ability to go with many boys to my brother, Dean, who seems an ' ' ' . I. . I . . . . . . . I' . , . . . V ' I, ' , ' . I, , ' ' . I. . I . . I I, ' ' , . I' . n . . . . ' I, , . , A . I . . , . I, ' ' , ' . I' . ' . , . I . .