Sharon Hill High School - Owl Yearbook (Sharon Hill, PA)

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MASS Wlll We, the members of fhe Class of Ninefeen Hundred and Forfy-six, being of sound infellecf i7l and daring consiiiufion, hereby revoke all prior wills and iesiameniary papers of any kind by us herefofore made, declaring this fo be our lasi will and iesiameniz To Mr. Johnsfon and Class Sponsors-we leave OUR THANKS. To J. Waldraff-M. Bilbrough wills her hope chesf. To N. Peckman-B. Boger submifs her efhical problems. To M. A. Pearson-S. Bollinger passes on her dignified ways. To B. Boyer-T. Bofiomley leaves his neaf appearance. To D. Levay and L. Grimfh-B. Brown bequeafhs his sporfs enfhusiasm. To S. Ammon-M. Budd besfows her quief simplicify. To B. Gallagher-V. Budd wills her knowledge of everyfhing in general and mosf fhings in parficular. To C. Sheaffer-L. Clark cedes her love of dancing. To E. Friedrichs-S. Connell relinquishes her meaningless buf delighfful praffle. To M. Maimone-G. Davis granfs her debufanfe wardrobe. To M. Kopp-S. Cummings hands down her ready and gay laughfer. To O. Winiermufe-J. Hamilfon gives all broken heorfed admirers. To K. Bishop-R. Whifaker hands down his curly hair and a bofile of Viialis. To T. Zebley-D. Haiion leaves her popularify and general good nafure. To B. Hild--S. Hoffecker granls her skill af using o comb. To J. Pawliga and O. Sfeinmefz-W. Turnbull gladly gives his daring vocabulary and bold manners. To S. Plofner-G. Resf besfows her love of walking fasf. To J. Erb-H. Haifon cedes his mannish sfride and endless crushes. To V. Harry-E. May donates her chewing gum for iaw exercise. To L. Hawk-J. Kennedy granfs her abilify fo develop and susiain a crush on one fellow. To P. Moore-D. Hodkinson leaves her Hedy Lamarr appeal. To G. Bergoman-J. Krieder besfows her dramafic ability. To A. Sfump-R. Goebner leaves fhe Junior High Cheerleaders. To A. Moniague-D. Hallas wills his musical ialenf. To J. Chism-M. A. Sass relinquishes her giff of gab. To A. Theis-G. King granfs his Lovem and Leavem affifude. To J. Hufchinson-J. Lockhari gives his Vim, Vigor, and VifaIify. To D. Sheppard-R. Kilian leaves her felephone number. To E. Baum-W. Franke cedes his dark ouflook on life. To D. Ebner-F. Wiffman besfows his chemisfry experimenfs. To J. Rowe-J. Kelly bequeafhs her abilify fo sfar in sporfs. To E. Taylor-H. Hewish wills her sewing abilify. To R. Renshaw-B. Jones relinquishes his Mafh problems. To J. McClalTerfy-F. Wiltshire granfs his abilify fo find any sifuaiion humorous To E. Jarrel-B. Riley wills her abilify io sfay under eighi feef. To K. Johnsfon--G. Moore besfows her argumenfafive nofure. To J. Kugel-S. Siarer leaves her sophisficafion. To D. Amy-E. Dalziel and G. Cucore bequeofh fheir lndusfrial Arfs falenf. To K. Siinger and K. Young-H. Hoeffer cedes her love of frovel. To E. Lewis--E. Sfockwell donafes his abilily fo gef ouf a yearbook. To B. Siinger-A. O'Keefe granfs her friendly disposifion. To L. Sfarer-K. Marsden gladly gives her bookkeeping froubles. To A. Hepfer-C. Lomax's man frap is given. To D. Speaker-E. Waldralif donafes her arfislic creafions. To A. Glasglow-N. McKellar relinquishes her business-like efficiency. To D. Livingsion-R. McCoy passes on her inferesfs in oui'-of-fown boys. To E. Warren-J. Mclnfire cedes her love of fall, handsome fellows. Tc H. Warringfon-S. Maryanski leaves her quief, refined manner. To E. Buckland and M. Sorreniino-J. Collins granfs his afhlefic powers. To M. Klebes--J. McLarnon wills her special way of mixing up words. To M. Conway-J. Michener gives her red. rosy blush fo mofch mafch Mary's locks. To B. Burger-R. Bishop bequeafhs his speechmaking abilify. To A. Safka-D. Herb gives his carfooning falenf. To J. Simpson-J. Read besfows her love of good books. To J. Taylor and D. Faulkner-D. Pearce cedes her preffy blond locks. To R. Pyle and H. Fosfer-J. Woyion bequeafhs his weakness for bruneffes. s To R. Price-H. Lerch hands down his Sweef Folk. To J. Hohman-A. Knowlfon gives his lif'rle girl paris. 30

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CLASS PIIIITPHHIY The air was filled wifh all fhe fragrance of a cool Spring evening and wifh fhe enchanfmenf, glamour, and infrigue of an opening nighf. So if was fhof on May 30, l956, we, Shorfy Bishop and Lanky Knowlfon, opened our beaufiful nighf club, The Sharona Cabana, on fhe corner of Sharon Avenue and Chesfer Pike. To procure such an esfablishmenf due credif musf be given fo fhe dividends from our mosf salable com- modify, The Bluebird of Happiness. Offering good-evenings and brawny as- sisfance of fhe curb one finds Big George King garbed in fhe fypical doorman's brass buffons. Nafurally, in esfablishing fhis superb clip joint we had liferally fhousands applying for fhe numerous posifions buf we were only concerned wifh one qualificafion from each applicanf. Was he a member of fhe old Class of '46'? Our chef deparfmenf is headed by fhe one and only George Cucore, who runs a rouleffe wheel befween meals. His chief assisfanf, How- ard Lerch, is also fhe head valef of fhe chil- dren's nursery. Our cooks include Nadia McKel- lar, Kay Marsden, Rufh Kilian, and Joan Kelly. Our waifer sfaff is exfremely efficienf, feafuring such well-remembered faces as Fred Wiffman, who sells apples as a sideline, and John Woyfon, fhe only remaining Zoof Suifer of our dear old Alma Mafer. Our waifresses and hosfesses are Beffy lOomphl Riley, Jacqueline lBoop-a-doopl Read, and Syma lSome Sfuffl Sfarer, wife of fhe prominenf foofball coach and coal disfribufor, Wilbur Turnbull. Our Jive 'n' Janiforial sfaff, supervised by El- bridge Forresf Sfockwell, Jr. ldry brush manl and Divas Roberf Jones lwef mop manl, wields fhe infricafe anfi-dusf apparafus efficienfly. Under fhis able adminisfrafion our charwomen, June Kennedy, Sally Cummings, Jean Hamilfon and Doris Haffon, funcfion. As fhe evening progresses fhe lafe-comers ar- rive such as fhaf I976 Vogue fashion plafe, Gloria Davis, accompanied by her gigolo escorf, Frank Wilfshire, and Mary Ann Sass, Shirley Hoffecker, Gundi Resf, Jane Kreider, and Carol Lomax, fhe Haggard Spinsfer Quinfef from fhe fradifional Qld Ladies' Home. They are deliv- ered ceremoniously fo fhe haf check room by Chief Hosfess Roberfa McCoy. Reaching fhis derby's delighf fhey all condescendingly greef our cufe liffle haf-check girl, Elizabefh Wald- raff. Wandering fhrough fhe crowd our eyes lighf upon many familiar faces. Siffing in a dimly lighfed boofh on our righf we see plump Marian Bilbrough wifh her sailor husband. Celebrafing fheir affernoon's marriage in fhe nexf boofh are Sarah Bollinger and Tom Boffomley, prominenf paper-weighf boxer, Approaching fhe orchesfra we hear fhe melodious nofes of fhe Nighfingale of fhe efhereal waves, Virginia Budd, accompa- nied by fhe Queen of Reeds, Helen Hoeffer, and Hof Lips Hallas and his golden frumpef. Maesfro Bob Whifaker, Helen's husband, eggs fhem on. Signalled by our cashier, Shirley Connell, George King's wife, we hurry fo our fickef office and find Bob Brown and Dof Hodkinson frying fo gain enfrance wifh fheir seven children. Affer fierce words, we are forced fo summon our brawny bouncer, David Herb. Leaving fhe sifu- afion well in hand, we refurn fo our cozy dining- room iusf in fime for fhe floor show. Heading fhe bill as M. C. is Joe Collins, fhaf renowned comedian, who invifes everyone fo Rock 8: Reel wifh Ed Dalziel and his frained seal. Smoofh vocals are furnished by John lSwoonl Lockharf and Marfha Budd, For variafion we have fhaf famous fap-dancing feam, Clark and Mcln- fire. Following fhe cigareffe girl, Bubbles Boger, we refurn fo our pafrons. Looking around we see af a fronf fable fhaf long-married couple, Herb Haffon and Helen Hewish. Af fable No. 6, our eagle eyes discover William Franke and Sfella Maryanski lrecenfly engagedl. Time Marches On, fhe nighf grows Younger and younger and wifh if comes fhe dawn and fhe Norfhwesf-Mounfed Policewomen. Amazons all and among fhem Sheriff Elizabefh May, Jane McLarnon, Dorofhy Pearce, Gloria Moore, and Oke O'Keefe. As we were being carfed away fo fhe hoosegow a violenf collision occurred wifh a milk wagon. Peeking fhrough 'rhe grille we beheld Richard Goebner crying over spill' milk and being consoled by his dare-devil driver, Jean Michener. And so, our opening nighf closed. Wifh plenfy of Time on our .hands as inmafes, our class- mafes of '46 will carry on.

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