Sharon High School - Sharonite Yearbook (Sharon, WI)

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Class Prophecy I Mr Brzeczkowskr when vrsrtrng New York had an unusual experrence I met of all people Andrew John son who was gomg to be on the S64 000 questron On seeing Andrew memorres of the class of 1957 plagued me However currousrty getting the best of me I asked Andy what had happened to those sprrrted students After abrref drscussron rn which Andrew told me hrs category was Safe Drrvrng Technrques because he was traffrc Commrssroner of New York State and had Just recerved a medal for bemg the frrst man to beat Lrberace rn a drag race m reverse he told me that he kept pretty well rn touch wrth the rest of the class He revealed that Ken Cemy had been elected to congress rn 1960 but after talking for 30 days and nights m a frlrbuster attempted to hold a bill down that was bemg passed to outlaw the dictionary had to retire from tired vo cal cords Drck Lubrs was a very successful doctor I learned rn fact he was so good Andy sard that he gave week ly demonstrations of hrs operations on televrsron each week on Medic blindfolded Margaret Pester had Just won the Miss Unrverse trtle for the thrrd trme rn a row and was consrderrng several movre contracts from every movre makrng company tn the world Just then a call came from the TV studio that Andrew was supposed to go there for rehearsals He told me that rf I came back rn an hour we would resume our drscussron Walking down Marn Street I ptcked up a paper and was startled to read Naber breaks all scorrng records rn bold headlines Wonderrng rf that was the same Norbert fuzz Naber that was such a whrz at sports rn school I looked further down the column and to my deltght saw that Naber was at the Statler Hotel m New York Grabbrng a cab I wluzzed over there Just to catch lum and hrs Manager gomg rnto therr room Naturally rt was the same old Fuzz and he was extremely glad to see me So glad was he to see me that he threw a chart at me rn hrs ex crtement After seerng Fuzz I could well understand why he was breaking all records He had grown to a height of '7 feet '7 mches and had to kneel down to get mstructrons from lus 5 feet 2 rnches Manager Norbert sard that he had heard from trme to trme that Gerry Mundchau was the frrst Barber to give a crewcut rn one quick stroke Gerry rt seems had rnvented a scoop hke apparatus that fitted the cranrum and could be adJusted to frt anyone s head It took one pass to cut one s harr all off or half off It also told me that Don Oftedahl had Just run the three minute different breed of two headed chrckens Hrs chrckens were proclarmed across the land for therr squawkrng whrch could be heard rn the furthermost comets of Asra Paul Davis had become an Afrrcan explorer but rt seems that on one of hrs Safarr s he got lost and was never seen again It has been reported however that he was seen from trme to trme swrngmg through the trees wrth the monkeys Vtrgmra Harvey had Just taken over Betty Crocker s Job at General Mrlls Fuzz sard She won the honor wrth her excellent recrpes for toasted grasshopper and frred rattlesnake meat It all of the other developments surprrsed me none was so surprising as to End that Joan Ruehlarnn Dolores Hayes and Judy Seaton were wrth the Bamum and Barley Circus wrth an Acrobatrc act It seems they performed ten feet above the groturd wrthout a net lt must take nerve Isard to myself After leamrng that Irene Glade was suspended from Nursrng dutres at Mumcrpal Hospital when she lost control when she saw the surgeon had started operating because she sard everythrng looked so good Fuzz told me of Drck Lind s success as a Hrstorran Drck was breng heralded for hrs recent historical drscovery on the fact that rt wasn I tea that was thrown rn the water at the Boston Tea Party but Kool Aid Connre Hennrg really had rt made I grress She was running a home for reJected lovers She made qurte a pro profit on rt too because persons Jrlted rn love will pay anything to forget and Conrue was takrng advantage of rt Brll Webb unfortunately hasn t been too successful After lus neck breakrng fhght from New York to Los An geles at a speed of 180 000 M P H rn hrs Prper Cub rt seems as he was landrng the wrngs folded and the auto matrc parachute release farled and he hrt the grotmd wrth a bang On last reports he was recovermg raprdly From all rndrcatron he wants to try and break hrs former neck or record Hazel Smrth lrved up to her name at last She rs running a Blacksmrth Shop in the nuddle of New York Just for old trmes sake To help her she employed Donna Seaver to help lrft the heavy werght Last I heard they were do ing a boomrng busrness Fuzz concluded After hearing these accounts of the 1957 Seniors I realrzed that none of them had ever gotten marrred But I drsrnrssed this off as they probably still don t see eye to eye wrth the opposite gender All in all rt was a breathtak mg experrence and after fuuslung my busrness fwhrch was gettmg a new toupee Q I started back home wrth the satisfaction that Ihad helped create all thrs rn the Senror Class of 1957 12 mile and was trying for the two. Mike Hanna it seems had finally bought out the Chicken Farm and was growing a

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Class Wlll We the class of 1957 rn the town of Sharon the County of Walworth and the State of Wrsconsrn bemg ofsound mmd and memory do hereby make publrsh and declare th1s to be our last wlll and testament hereby revokrng any w1l1 or wrlls heretofore made by us We hereby grve dev1se and bequeath our 1nd1v1duaI trarts to those persons so named rn th1s document I DON OFTEDAHL wrll my I L1ke Ike button to Mr B my knowledge of Lake Geneva to Donn1e Rogers and my Job at Val lo w1l1 to Bob Olsen I JUDITH SEATON wrll my happy care free Semor year to any Jumor that could take rt and my love of sweet lrttle Jokes to Dorothy Naumann I DOLORES HAYES wrll my four years of bemg a high school cheerleader to Lynne Jacobs my Bermuds shorts to Mr Hoch and my ab1l1ty to go steady for three years to Sherry Lou Mrller I MARGARET PESTER w1Il my ab111ty to stay out late at mght to V1rg1n1a Ch1sm and my Study Halls to Lynne Jacobs I FUZZ NABER wrll my ab1l1ty to play sports to Bobby Nelson my knowledge of Spanrsh to Mr Hoch and my abrlrty to dnve on the road to Vernon W1l11ams I ANDY JOHNSON w1ll my hotrod to Jrmmy Z1mpher my abrlrty to sleep 1n class to Barbara Gurf my abrl 1ty to do Jumprng Jacks to Al Scovrlle and my ab1l1ty to be on detentzon to Shrrley Twomley I DONNA SEAVER w11I my bashfulness to Donna Foot my natural curly harr to Darrell Hayes and my love of Bermuda shorts to Mrs O Brren I PAUL DAVIS w1l1 my wavy ha1r to Mr B my ab111ty to work to Larry Burns and my ab111ty to get my Book keeprng projects correct the fust trme to Mary Jo Jacobs I IRENE GLADE w1ll my ab111ty to stay out all mght to Lucrlle Schultz my ford to my srster Anna Lee and my ab1l1ty to roll cattle trucks to Charles Johnson I MICHAEL HANNA w1.l1 my specs to Joan Lmd my football ab1I1ty to Tom Greer my love of scrence frctron to Lynne Jacobs and my s1ze ll shoes to Sharon Olsen I DICK LUBIS w1Il my ab1l1ty to stay away from grrls to Darrell Hayes fat least two feetj and my ab1l1ty to control my temper to Mr B I BILL WEBB w1l.l my football ab1l1ty to Tom Greer and all my credrts to Royal Swrnehart I CONNIE HENNIG w1ll my ab1l1ty to dance to Jerry Young my extra werght to Rrta Cemy and my abrlrty to get my boy frrend s car to Sandra Brrllhart I HAZEL SMITH w1ll my abrlrty to eat P1zza to Llnda Mams my ab1l1ty to fall from horses to .Terr Jacobs and my ab111ty to dance to V1rg1.n1a Chrsm I JOAN RUEHLMAN w1ll my sense of humor to JoAnne Mundschau my drrvers lrcense to Bob Olsen and my knowledge of classrcal mus1c to Mr Redmayne I VIRGINIA HARVEY wlll my Republrcan vote to Mr B my drrvers Ircense to Shrrley Voss my abrlrty to speak Spamsh to Carol Grle and my love of lrterature to Mr Redmayne I KENNETH CERNY w1ll my ab111ty to talk loud and fast to Wmnre Foot my ab111ty to play prng pong to Chuck Johnson and my abrlrty to drrve safely to Wrllard Schuld I GERALD MUNDSCHAU w1ll my crew cut to Mr Brzeczkowskl my overalls to Stanley Gtuf and my grrls to Larry Bums I RICHARD LIND w1ll my hoodoo Studebaker to B111 Rabehl my tm soldrer style dancmg and rntractable feet to Donna Foot and my detentron record to Beverly Klumph As a class we wrll our ab1l1ty to make money to the Juruors our ab1l1ty to be well behaved to the Sophomores and our amb1t1on to the Freshman In wrtness whereof we the Class of 57 the testators have set our hand and seal hereto th1s day of May rn the year of our Lord one thousand mme hundred and frfty seven 419755 DONALD OFTEDAHL PRES Seal Slgned sealed publrshed and declared as and for therr last wrll and testament by the Class of 57 the above named testators ln the presence of each other have subscrrbed our names hereto as wrtnesses on the day and year last aforesard Mr E V Hoch Prm Wrtness Mrs Lots O Bnen Wrtness ll O 1 1 1 1 Y I I f I I ' . ,, . ,, . 1 1 - '1 1 .. - . 1 1 1 ' 1 . 1 1 1 1 , - 1 1 . ,, ,, . . . . 1 , I ' I . ,, ,, . . . . . . . - 1 , 1 1 , . 1 1 1 , . 1 1 ' '1 1 - , . 1 1 1 1 . ' , I Y , . 1 1 1 . . 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 . , . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' '1 1 , 1 . 1 1 1 ' I I ' 1 . 1 1 1 ' 1 1 ' . , . . Y I I I , . . . . . , 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 , -, . , . . ' 1

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r,.. STANDING: Mr. Brzeczkowski, advisor, Bob Olsen, Larry Burns, Stanley Guif, Maynard Webb, Bill Rabehl, Dick DeVoy, Irwin Baker, Ron DeVine, Bob Daniels, Don Rogers, Winnie Foot. SITTING clockwise: Al Scoville, Jean Lubis, Betty Daniels, Lucille Schulz, Carol Gile, Shirley Voss, Mar- cella Miller, Virginia Chism, Jeriann Jacobs, Mary Jo Jacobs, Marcia Baier. J u niors The Junior class consists of 21 studentsg 10 boys and ll girls. They worked very hard on their prom this year, selling at football games and several other pro- jects to make enough money to present the biggest event of the year. Their Homecoming float copped first prize and it was entitled We Vote For Sharon . It was a big success. CLASS OFFICERS Mr. Brzeczkowski, advisorg Lucille Schulz, treasurerg Don Rogers, presidentg Maynard Webb,vice-president: Jeriann Jacobs, secretary. 13