Sharon High School - Marsengold Yearbook (Sharon, MA)

Page 31 text:

CSV? Cl I'O fl Ing A 272.,,...,.g,.,1.1 9719 QQFOP QCAQ The year is 1907. After twenty years of con- centrated scientinc advancement. the class of '-I-7 has so greatly improved the so-called modern world of '47 that this new era is almost a Litopia. ln order to create an incentive for other classes to perfect this Utopia to the utmost. a world- wide advertising company has sponsored a tour for the class of 'oi to see the achievements of the class of '-17. The transportation for this tour is a super-Zeppelin equipped with super-electronic eupes which enable the passengers to get a tele- scopic view of the geniuses at work. Now, on June 5. 1967. the twentieth anniversary of our graduation. the zeppelin departs amid the Hare of flash bulbs. blowing of horns. and the blaring of bands. from the roof of good ol' Sharon High School. As the huge ship gracefully glides through the air. the nrst view the enchanted students witness is: Boston: 1- The Charnas' Charm- ing Shoe Shop. owned and operated by Daniel Elliot Charnas. is now covering a large area of downtown Boston. His held worker. Denny Sure-Salem llorgan. has boosted shoe sales 100' 4 by his added attraction of kissing all babes - over 18. Danny is now mumbling to himself. There'll come a day. Gliding northward. the passengers catch a glimpse of Bones XVhitcomb. an internationally known skier and title holder. at his lavish ski resort. The Green Lantern Lodge. in the moun- tains of North Conway. New Hampshire. Among the famous socialites who visit the resort annu- ally are Barb YYhite. whose French stage name is Kladame Dubuque. and Bing Beach. current idol of the bobby-sox brigade. The huge craft noses southwest across the Great Lakes to Detroit. where Buddy Reddick and Jack Leary have established the Reddick- Leary automobile plant. The new 1967 model went on sale in llarch. lt is equipped with plastic sky-view top. rubberized fenders and is controlled by radar. This stupendous. magnifi- cent. and incomparable car will no doubt be a great asset to Sharon High drivers. ln Grand Rapids they spot the ultra-modern Bountiful Beauty Bin owned and operated by Emily Schensnol and Sally Chamberlain. All these years they have been working on their new formulas: and now. with the success of their endeavor. the world is truly a Lvtopia. for with and every woman is beautifull They find. in Duluth. Tubby Whitney. re- nowned researcher and veterinarian, who has developed an intra-x-ray. which. when passed through the body of any animal. will cure all known diseases and a few yet to be found. It saves him the dilemma of diagnosisl Looking down on Great Falls. they see the laboratory of Charles Cole. the true genius and pride and joy of the class of '-17. who has received for discov- world recognition and lasting fame ering a way to counteract the atomic bomb. one of the As they ap- proach the teeming seaport of Nome. there looms in the distance a modernistic sky-scraper factory bearing the name of-Roach's Fisher- ies Y Alaska bound-Could it be that talented students of '47 is there? Seattle-As it is rather hard to distinguish. even with the super-eupes. just what Bill Little- Held is doing. the class of '47 will repeat word for word what he told them. said Bill. am developing a plane that will travel faster than light in order that 1 may go back through the ages. 1've just got to know- XVhat tune did Nero fiddle T' San Francisco-Carolyn KlacDonald ? has just received the Nobel prize for her novel. The Trials and Tribulations of a Harried House- wife. XYho's your printer. Klac? Leaving San Francisco their lighter-than-air ship now casts its shadow over industrial San Diego. where. to the astonishment of all aboard. there looms the industries of the Triple B Auto- mobile Association. composed of Berenson, Borr and Bulman. Berenson buys the cars. Borr iixes them. and Bulman sells them. In Reno. they find Connie Sloggett. the famous divorcee who is now receiving 51.000 a week alimony from her eight ex---s. lt seems that Connie will be leaving Reno in a few weeks in quest of the ninth! Bloving southward. the group now looks down upon Doris Cole. a busy housewife. who sits in Page Tuwnty-.n'z'fn

Page 30 text:

77261 FSQIIQO une 1947 'lio -lliis .Yizttou we leave a censor's Stamp to replace the one we wore out this year. To .lIr. Konsaivzge we leaxe a scrapbook into which he can put all the newspaper clippings about 5haron's record in the tournaments. lVe leaxe .lI1'.i. Kevies to llr. Key es - lucky nianl 'lio .llr. lx'osirlIa we leave fur-lined intramural basketball shirts - just to please the moths. XVe leave to .llixs Prescott a season ticket to next 3ear's basketball games. To .lliss Frenfh we leave one year completely free of absence excuses. tardy slips. and corridor passes. 'lio -lIr. Clark we leave a round-trip ticket to Florida for a quick recovery after the crashing profundo of the class of '-Us graduation week. C5ignedJ The Senior Class of Sharon High School ll'lfllt'55f'A' : N Iaurice Raider Kilroy Richard Tesmtors : Richard Biggs Barbara XVhite XValter Reddick Norman Sandhaus Lewis Hankins W8 H608 1IacDonald but no farm. Frazer but no Kaiser. Gregory but no Peck. Cole but no heat. Wvhite but no black. Beach but no ocean. Sandhaus but no penthouse. Biggs but no small. Littletield but no pasture. Kitchen but no cook. Parker but no lixersharp. Gross but no dozen. Chamberlain but no Churchill. Smith but no Patterson, lVe have a Borr - , I I aye Tau my-six

Page 32 text:

IClI'S6'IIgO!C! une 1947 a Sufi chair pushing buttons Zu prepare dinner. Doris says shes anxiously awaiting the gadget that pushes the buttons for her. Lew I-lankins. who has just rinished one en- gineering protect. is now working on another by means of which drivers can avoid the twenty'- :iye-cent state roll roads by using his detour which Cuff: only' a dime. ln Denver. the class looks upon Dick Higgs. president of the Boys Scout Blovement. He has so greatly' improved the standing of this organi- zation that the President of the Linited States is seriously considering the dissolution of the Army. The celebrated script-writer of stage and television. Lida BlcBlahon. has llof completed Tier Dictionary of BYirticisms. Rog Frazer. editor and columnist of the Kansas City Star. izas given Bliss BlcBlahon's book an excellent review. It seems Rog has long admired Lida's wit and humor. She aptly describes it as a bully book. St. laotlis-ililie Litopolitan Opera l-louse is now featuring Bliss .lean Gross and her accom- panist Katie Blurnane. Bliss Gross and Bliss Blurnane are offering to the public their beau- tiful rendition of The Skies are Blue. Too. ln Chicago they see Ur. BYally BYerner. noted snrgeon and director of the fabulous Werner Hospital. working in the extensive and LLP-DH date laboratory on his famous Hantiiection ray whfca will reaolutionize the neld of medicine. His personal secretary and nurse. lilaine Greg' -try, fs striving. in her spare time. In perfect the newly discovered nbrinogentic tiuid. The-y. and liisie Storkreit and -leanne Hurley. segretarfes to General Bill Levenson. who is sta- tions-ri in XYashington. D. Li. General Leven- son is working diligently helping the government spend its surplus funds. Parker is seen busfiy moving about the NYhite H fi'. se in his new duties as priy ate secre- tary to the President. At present he is taking tfzzte o .t for a snack at Elle syndicated BYEiite H-use l- owned and operated by Honey Blcliratf who gained his nyfdespread knowledge of restay.r.ints .tt Raiders Village. f'.-y':'1-L: '1fj'c'lg '.f The famous Poblenz Publishing Company' of Baltimore has just accepted the latest book of Patty' Smith. the leading authoress of today. Into the Blue' is the story of a brilliant ad- venture to Blars in the newly'-designed helijet plane. The Sharon TllIlr'J' said: Bliss Smith has astonishingly' sure insight of the not-too- distant future. The liropiwz Herald said: Its excellencies mark Bliss Smith as a dis- tinguished possibility' for the future literary lau- rels of Red Book. ln Xew York they find the odice of the famous dress designer. Shirley' Fader. working on its tenth million. BVith the coming of summer Bliss Fader. with her personal secretary: Dot Loyvdon. has gone to the Alps to get ideas for Saks' fall creations. Bliss Fader has been awarded the Pattern :Xward of 'OT for her daring and artis- tic creations. :Xlso in the city of .-Xrt. New York. they' chance to see Blud Sandhaus. who is now famous for his caricatures of his now distinguished classmates. John Kitchen and Don Blarshall are leaving Xen- York Harbor on their worlds largest transatlantic steamship to embark on a European tour to celebrate their fifteenth anniversary' as the best steamship line in the business. It is ru- mored that Louie Reddick is a stowaway' on this anniversary cruise. as he is quite a traveler and has a yearning for the open seas. As the Zeppelin lands on the roof of the .Xwkumon lnn. owned and operated by janet Chamberlain and Blarie Cox. the passengers are weiconied by ,losie Yacca. publicity' manager and secretary. The featured vocalist of the evening is Nikki Frkelens. who has recently returned from her South American tour. The class of '-lf sincerely' wishes that each of you has benefited by' this tour and hope that you feel that the tour has been a success. Elaine Gregory Carolyn BlacDonald Annette Frazer Frederick Poblenz