Shanksville Stonycreek High School - Chicahonian Yearbook (Shanksville, PA)

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JUNIOR-SENIOR PRGM - - May 10, 1957 Guess ?

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Class VVi1l of 1958 f Mfc, Ihr' rla.v.r of lViucfreri Ilundrcd and Fifty- right of the Shimksville-Stoiiycrcck Joint High School, in the County of Somerset, State of Pennsyl- vania, in the United Sfalrkr of flmcriru, do make and publish this our lost will and testament. ARTICLE I To our helpful teachers, we will a box of aspirin for all the headaches we caused them. To the to take our To the we made in To Mr. Stonycreek. administration, we will future students place. I . school building, we will our footprints the 12 years we were here. ARTICLE II Singleton, we will all our good years ul To Mr. Geist, we will our ability to be quiet while changing classes. To Miss Bender and Mrs. VValker, our efficient secretaries, we will private offices. To Mr. Miller, we will all the plants we knocked off the windows in Room 207. A To Mrs. Doak, we will our newspaper stencils. To Mrs. Orlidge, we will all the poems we learned in high school. To Mr. Schultz, we will our ability to keep on the road while driving. To Mr. Nash, we will all the lab materials that were broken in Chemistry class. To Mrs. Coleman, we will our cuts and bruises. To Miss Hoffman, we will our ability to get to chorus on time. To Mr. Orlidge, we will all our unsolved Math Jroblems 1 To Mr. Lowry, we will our future children as basketball players and cheerleaders. To Mrs. Barron, we will our burned cinnamon rolls and our huck weaving materials. 'I o Mr. ing. VVetzel, we will our knowledge of farm- To Mr. Thomas, we will our ability to hit thc bull's eye in Rifle Club. To Miss Martnishn, we will all the irregular verbs and adjectives we used in Spanish class. To Mr. wrong notes. To Mr. Beech, we will our talent of playing the Damico, we will our leftover leather. To the Elementary Teachers, we will our future generations. To the Cooks, we will our new recipes. To Mr. Christner and Mr. Weyant, our hard- working janitors, we will all the paper we threw outside the waste baskets. ARTICLE III To the Juniors, we will all our Senior problems. To the To the Sophomores, we will the Jr.-Sr. Prom. Freshmen, we will class rings. To the Eighth Grade, we will our ability to stay out of trouble. To the Seventh grade, we will all our good times in high school. ARTICLE IV I, Lois Boozer. will the fun I had in Home Ec- onomics class to the vocational girls. I, Betty Burk, will my English book to anybody who can understand it better than I can. I, Shirley Cable, will my black jack, switch blade, and pistol to LaDonna Stull. I, Larry Collingwood, will my gambling art to Dick Gibson. I, Velma Custer, will my ability to write essays for Mr. Schultz to Joyce Lauer. I, Ed Duppstadt, will my ability to get along with Mr. Miller to anyone who can stand to be teased. I, Dick Duppstadt, will my ability to get along with Mr. Orlidge to Roy Menear. I, Barbara Emert, will all my good times at Stonycreek to the first graders. I, Elsie Fritz, will 1ny lunch tokens to anybody who likes to eat in the cafeteria. I, Calvin Fulton, will my record of staying home from school to anyone who can beat it. I, Barbara Glessner, will my ability to type stencils to anyone that can do more than three things at once. I, Nancy Glessner, will my English book to any- one who can understand it. I, Sally Glessner, will my presidency of the lf. H. A. to some ambitious junior. I, Terry Hillegas, will my ice cream book to some unlucky junior. I, Shelby Hillegas, will my position in 'Student Council to any lucky junior. I, Philip Hostetler, will my curly hair to Mr. Miller. I, Mary Keller, will my seat in P. O. D. class to anyone who can stay awake. I, Ruth An Kimmel, will my English book to anyone who can talk and do his work at the same time. I, Sandy Livengood, will my ability to eat in the cafeteria to anyone who likes the buttered rice. I, Kenneth Manges, will my height to Kenny Duppstadt. I, Donna McQuade, will my life to Carl Hamer. I, Bonnie Miller, will my shortness to Patti Stutzman. I, Carolyn Miller, will n1y seat in Office Practice to anyone who can keep from yawning. ' I, Jane Mostoller, will my blue eyes to Becky Kimmel. I, Charles Nibert, will my lunch in the cafeteria to anyone who can eat it. rd I, Larry Pritts, will llly sideburns to Mr. Or- 1 ge. I, Donna Ross, will my position in band to Nan- cy Berkebile. I, Connie Sarver, will my green hair to any- one who decides to dye his hair. I, Hazel Schrock, will my English book to any- one who wants it. I, Wilson Sorber, will my position in band to Dick Custer. I, Dorothy Spangler, will my home room seat to anyone who can get in and out of it without being caught. I, Mary Spangler, will my current events and themes to anybody who can recite them in. front of the class. I, Virginia Stull, will my good times at 'Stony- creek to my brother, George. I, Faye Walker, will my forgetfulness to any- one who has a cure for it. I, Richard Walker, will all left over make-up from the class play to Dick Custer. I, Jane Wetzel, will my position in chemistry class to someone who doesn't easily choke to death. I, Olive Weyant, will my position as editor of the Viklet to anyone who can get the assignments in on time. I, Sandra Whitaker, will my liking to go to Central City to Terry Young. This is our last will and testament on the Third day of June, Nineteen Hundred Fifty-Eight.

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Class Prophecy Here I sit, wondering what the class of 195B is doing after the first decade. How can I find out: Oh, yes, that new space ship they call the Pride of '08 ! It should be able to take me almost any- where in the next few minutes. Let's try it: shall we? We find ourselves in New York where the hit song, Around the VVorld in 80 Seconds is very typical of the times. Who's singing it? Why no one but the talented Donna Ross. Her husband, Bob, and three children agree that Donna is doing her best on her new T V show, which is being broadcasted to Mars. Now to Hawaii! Richard Walker surely has made a name for himself as the head of th-e Agri- culture Department at Hawaii State University. Richard is a busy person and Mary Keller has taken the world's most responsible job - that of Richard's secretary - as far as he is concerned. Even in such a rushed world, everyone needs time for enter- tainment so Mary turns on her TV set. Well, of all things, we're in time to see Carolyn Miller and saxophone octettc. Caddy and the Eight seem to be doing very well. We interrupt this program to make an important announcement that Sandra Whita- ker is finally successful in her campaign for the in- tegration of public schools of United States. All the schools of the nation are now open to all races, colors, and creeds. Another TV favorite is the games of the noted basketball team, The Trotters of the Universe. This team has a pair of very cap- able managers, Dorothy Spangler and her husband, Ed Duppstadt. They have developed a successful team, in spite of Wilson fSorber ,one of the essential players. Wilson always did have sort of a knack for devilment, didn.'t he? Our ship is heading toward Detroit, Michigan, where we find Olive Weyant. Olive is a test driver for the Chrysler Corporation. She tells us that Cal- vin Fulton is in business in the city of Detroit and to find his establishment, we just need to look for a sign which reads, Loudest Mufflers on Earth-Cor- poration. Hungry? So are we. It's quite a decision to make which of the chain restaurants we will patron- ize. Connie Sarver's Old Farm Restaurant are known world-wide, but she admits that she is having a lot of competition with the equally well-known cooking of Hazel Schrock and Lois Boozer. Lois and Hazel's establishment has just had a grand opening in one of the cities on Mars. The Old Farm Restaurant in Detroit is our choice for lunch. Look there! The Studebaker Royal Crown Corporation is now leading the Cadillac business. Isn't that car beautiful? That driver looks familiar. Why, it's Charles Nibert. Charles' business train- ing in ninth grade really did wonders for that Stude- baker Corporation. VVe travel to S. S. J. H. S. to see what is taking place. VVhat have we here? A chauffeur service for teachers? Larry Pritts tells us of his double duty job of raising a family and seeing that our beloved, ir- replaceable teachers are escorted safely to our great institution. Fair Days are here again at our school! This time it's no ordinary fair. The ISpangler Circus has come to town. The beautiful horses are trained exclusively by Mary Spangler. Mary is a very busy person because she works part-time as a secretary, but she invites us all to come to her farm and see the hundreds of fabulous horses she owns and trains. Aside from their engineering jobs, Larry Colling- wood ancl Richard Duppstaclt are helping Mary or- ganize shows for these horses. Don't these girls around here look neat? Sandy Livengood must be responsible. Sandy recently opened l1er beauty salon. VVe decide to visit Sandy for a while. Sandy tells us that Elsie Fritz and Nan- cy Glessner are married and each have a set of twins. The twins have very good grades in school. Yes, Barbara Emert is their very capable school- teacher. The two sets of twins are very fond of their Miss Emertf' VVho was that being chased down the street? It's Ken Manges. His bees finally got the best of him. Ken is in the queen bee selling business. VVe travel on. I believe that name on the mail- box we just passed was Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth Peter- so11. Ken and his wife, the former Bonnie Miller, have one of the foremost dairy farms in the United States. Bonnie's four boys are quite a help on thq farm. Bonnie tells that Terry Hillegas has quite a responsible job, that of manager of a large depart- ment store in New York. Oh! my stomach! I must have indigestion. Oh thank you, nurse. VVhy, it's Shelby Hillegas. We pause to talk to ,Shelby for a few minutes. Shelby tells us that she enjoys her job as Superintendent of Nurses at the John Hopkins Hospital. Shelby tells us there is a new airport at Som- erset. It's a military establishment and was designed by none other than the husband of the former Betty Burk. Nelson is kept busy at home., too, being the father of triplet girls. Several of our class members are employed at the airport. NVe stop. to look over the new planes. On any plane, the people must eat and who do you suppose is serving these delicious meals? lt's a couple of very charming stewardesses, Ruth Ann Kimmel and Barbara Glessner. It keeps both Ruth and Barbara busy pleasing all their pas- sengers. Ruth and Barbara tell us they have just returned from Paris where Shirley Cable is serving in the United States Air Force. At such a busy place as an airport, we will cer- tainly need very efficient secretaries. We find no other than Faye Walker and Donna Hamer, the form- er Donna McQuade, handling the business of this new establishment with ease. As we leave the airport and board our ship, we notice a sign on a large building. It says, Pierre's - Delightful French Cooking. Let's stop and see whose place it is. It's Philip Hostetler! Yes, Philip considers himself quite a success at the skill of French cooking. The old Pride of '68 has a very hot motor, so we set her down for another ten years or more. We give a word of thanks to those who made our trip a success. Thank you, Sally, for operating that taking- ofif gear so expertly. Sally Glessner's other job is a very responsible one too. She and Virginia :Stull are now teaching Home Economics in a mid-western high school, under the supervision of Velma Custer and Janie Mostoller. Sally, Virginia, jane, and Velma are the co-operators of ourpship that takes us into the future. This is Jane Wetzel, correspondent to the class of 1958, signing off with a word for the Wobbly in the knees. Come to my hospital sometime and I'll give you a shot of my special tonic for the wobbly- kneed mortals. Join us again ten years from now when we will tggce our ship for another spin around the Class of