Shade Township High School - Shadonian Yearbook (Cairnbrook, PA)

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The Shadonian p Class Superlatives Due to the keener than keen competition among the high-minded, aggressive, sophisti- cated and non-sophisticated members of the class of nineteen hundred thirty eight, it was deemed inadvisable to offer one best gum-Chewer or one best class flirt, etc. Rather, we would ease conscience a bit to offer two competitors and let the final decision rest with the reader. When making a final decision concerning the fine points of each, remember to choose wisely, lest a poor decision may give a perfect gum-Chewer, an expert trickster, or what have you, an inferiority complex. Class Flirt .......,.....,.......,... . ..... . Most Popular Girl ..,..... Most Popular Boy .......... Best Looking Girl ..,....,. Best Looking Boy ...,... Brighest Girl .. . Brightest Boy ..,.... Tallest Girl ,,.... Tallest Boy ...,.... Shortest Girl ....,.. Shortest Boy ........ Quietest Girl ...,.... Quietest Boy .,...... Sweetest Girl .,,......,.,.. Cutest Boy ., ....,........,.. .. Most Talkative Girl ......,... Most Talkative Boy ....... Best Girl Dancer ...,.,.. Best Boy Dancer ...,.,.. Most Bashful Girl ,.,...,.. Most Bashful Boy ...,..,... Nicest Smile ................,.... Class Boxing Champ ............ Girl with Prettiest Hair ,......... Boy with Prettiest Hair ........., Girl with Prettiest Eyes .....,... Class Comedian ....,..,........... Best Dressed Girl ,,....,...... Best Dressed Boy ..,.,.. Friendliest Girl .,..... Friendliest Boy .,,........,...,.. Class Romeo .... .................,....., Most Pleasing Personality ....... Best Poet ..,...,...,.....,.........,.... Best Gum Chewer ....,........ Best Salesman ............. Best Orator ,.....,....... Best Leader .........,. Best Bluffer ....,,... Best Motorist ..,..... Best Dreamer ,.... Most Cheerful ,....,,......,.. Best Hookey Player .............. Best Paper Wad Shark ........ Best Athlete ..,...........,........ l27l .......,...,...Erma Lambert, Betty Houston ,.........Betty Houston, Elizabeth Krivak ..,......George Dobosh, Harold Landis ..,.....Betty Houston Elizabeth Krivak ...,.....Haro1d Gibbons, Frank Farkash ,.........Alice Naugle, Betty Houston .....,.Frank Farkash, john Kotzar ,.........Betty Marsh, Irene Lohr .........jack Lohr, Hubert Nagle ...,.,.......Anna Petrocy, Betty Low ..........Mike Mohnasky, Beam Cook .......Anna Petrocy, Clara Hitechew ....,....John Kotzar, Michael Moore .,.....,....,...........Betty Low, Ella Fillo ..,......Ray Rininger, George Gloviak Fillo, Irene Lohr ,...,...,..Steve Alex, Harold Landis ,...........Elizabeth Krivak, Ella Fillo .............Robert Lehman, Wally Kipp ....,.,Clara Hitechew, Elizabeth Vengen ........Hubert Nagle, Wilbur Miller ............Beryl Shaffer, Glenn Wilson .....,..,,....Mike Yelovich, Mickey Moore .........Erma Lambert, Elizabeth Vengen .,....,....john Vislosky, Wilbur Miller ............Emma Zwick, Betty Marsh ........Harold Landis, john Vislosky . ,......... Elizabeth Krivak, Betty Low ,........Ray Rininger, Wilbur Miller ..,.......Alice Naugle, Marian Lohr ...............Peter Udvari, Gene Miller .............,..Wally Kipp, George Dobosh ..........Kathryn Semenik, Betty Houston ..............Peter Udvari, John Vislosky ........,.Glen Wilson, Wilbur Miller .........Maurice Manges, Beam Cook . ..... ...Gene Miller, Robert Lehman ............Betty Houston, Frank Farkash ...,...George Dobosh, Robert Lehman ....,..,..Erma Lambert, Emma Doboy Marian Lohr, Glen Wilson .........Beryl Shaffer, Kathryn Semenik .....,...,..Beam Cook, Maurice Manges ..........,Harold Gibbons, Frank Farkash .........George Dobosh, Harold Gibbons

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The Shadonian O Hon Gene Miller Students Q' .. 5 gl' ah A R is S 5 2 Alice Naugle Frank Farkash John Kotzar Betty Houston John Vislosky E261 c fe Clara Hitechew

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- The Shadonian Class Will We, the most colossally egotistical, high minded, concentrated solution of ignorance ever to pass through the very eiiicient filter of Shade Township High Schoolg the most weak- minded geniuses ever to doubt the word of a teacher, do hereby cheerfully, and without malice, bequeath our cherished personals to all whom we leave behind, namely: The Class of 1939-Our traditional but friendly enemies. The Class of 1940-Our understudies who must now tread the path to fame without our expert guidance. The Class of 1941-Our ever-present stumbling block over whom we have always had to walk going to and from classes. To the Eighth Grade-The future Frosh who even now show signs of the verdant grassy color. To the Seventh Grade-Youngsters from the nursery across the way. ARTICLE I We, the Class of Nineteen Hundred Thirty Eight, leave to the dear darling fac- ulty of our Alma Mammyl' the memories of faint glimmers of 'Brightness' that sel- dom crossed our fair, unconscious faces. ARTICLE II Section I-To Mr. Williams we leave a sense of relief when our dear, beloved faces no longer darken Shade's doors. Section II-To Mr. Swartzwelder we leave the memories of a souvenir presented by a member of the senior class. Section III-To Miss Brubaker we leave a deep, hollow gap in her study halls when the heavy footsteps of the seniors are no longer heard in the library. Section IV-To Mr. Spangler we leave the junior class to murder the King's Eng- lish which we so enthusiastically attempted to slay. Section V-To Miss McColly we leave all the canaries she can possibly find among the remaining students. Section VI-To Mr. Wepsic we leave all the brilliant math,' sharks which he so skillfully created. Section VII-To Mr. Powell we leave the memories of our unsurpassable intelligence in General Science and Biology. Section VIII-To Mr. Cook we leave another Shadonian staff on which he may bestow his sweet temper. Section IX-To Mr. Border we leave a Nelson Eddy in the person of Henry Sobi- eski. Section X--To Miss Andes we leave Jack Spangler and Steve Undvari to ma- nipulate the paint brushes in art class. Steve may also imitate us in case she feels a yen to hear our rasping voices. Section XI-To Mr. Stahl we leave the memories of those study periods in our home room. Section XII-To Mr. Myers we leave the memory of Harold Gibbons who promises to be the only member of our class who may become one of the good old F. A. Section XIII-To Miss Hindman we leave the memories of her one and only, Betty Low. We also leave the memories of those happy times we had together at the Home Economics Club meetings. Section XIV-To Miss Miller we leave the sweet memories of her valiant attempts to make several of our class into finished thespians. Hail Hitler. Section XV-To Miss Lehman we leave all the shorthand and bookkeeping books complete with all the answers. ARTICLE III Section I-To the Junior Class we leave the remains of what was once a beautiful home room. May the lilac odor which per- vaded it during the first part of our senior year never come back. Section II-To the Sophomores, our sis- ter class, we leave our ability of being out- standing, CWe hopeb. Section III-To the Freshman Class we f28 leave the ambition of being seniors some day. Section IV-To Grade Eight we leave space for thirty eight pupils to be occupied by its one hundred fifty members. They are small and should occupy little space. Section V-To Grade Seven we leave all that is left. These youngsters will have a good time rummaging through the ash heap.