Sewickley High School - Sewickley Yearbook (Herminie, PA)

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THE HERALD SEWICKLEY, PENNA. JUNE 22, I947 No. 2. Vol. l . War Fleet Leaves for Venus. Noted Explorer Returns. Explosion Rocks Stoop's Ferry Plant. President Joseph Taylor yesterday ordered Commander Jack Wiarner of the United States Air Fleet to set out at once for Venus. Complications are arising from the declaration of the treaty on Immigration drawn up by Ambas- sador Jacob Lauf. NVord has been received from Fair Oaks that George Bassett, gunman and explorer has returned from the wilds of lieet Township. Many interesting speci- mens of an antediluviau race of Held mice will be exhibited by him at the annual Fair Oaks Carnival. One of the greatest catastrophes in recent years occui'red last night when the supply room of the Ritchey Dye Works caught tire. Prof. Albert Janosik, consulting chemist who is investigrating the explosion says it was due to effer- veseenec. NOTED DETECTIVE HERE liate yesterday the Broadway Limited arrived at Pittsburgh carrying' Mr. Robt. Nauman, head of the Nauman Detective Agency of Chicago. which has been so successful at last in driving' out the Chicago bandits. Nauman will dis- cuss any recent crimes with loeal detectives. RURBER ROAD REDS A REALITY Due to the research work of Prof. Connelly a process, whereby rubber is made so economically that it is useful for road beds, has been discovered. Mr. Connelly will pave Bank Street with this new material immediately. OEF FOR ROME Prof. Malcolm Roe of Duff Oity College A. ll., ll. S., Ph. R., X. Y. Z., has just left by Ford for ltaly. llc is trying' to trace the classics for material use- ful in proving the insanity of Vergil. Mr. Roe formerly attended liatin elasses at S. ll. S. NOTED DOl'l'3liES HERE The Neale Sisters are stopping off at their home here for a few days. The famous twins will next be Featured on the screen in Can a Feller Know His XVife. The noted sisters here portray the life of a. married couple who are visited by wifio's sister. Russell liueas, the Adonis of Duquesne NVay, plays the role of the unfortunate husband. All in all this is the best comedy of 1947. I wenty-suv i 1 i i I-J :IT11

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El: Class Poem John Alexander takes the prize As wrestling ehamip, we hear He well sueeeeds in what he tries Success is his, no fear. Helen Louise a rising star A pianist of note will -be Her talent will be spread afar And ring from sea to sea. Bob Connelly is a quiet lad We never hear him yell A tongue y1ou'd think he never had Unless you knew him vvell. The roll before us next does bring Lois, our prima cl'onna. She certainly knows how to is-ing That part they eall soprano. See Verner dodging in 'that Dodge Around fr-om ear to ear All the way up Beaver Road From Fair Oaks down afar. Albert is an athlete too In jumping does excel, He eolnes eaeh morning on the ehoo Choo His lessons he knows quite well. Our Latin shark eomes first in line. 'Tis none but Mrs. Pete. To all the seniors she does 'shine In room 220, their retreat. Paul Barber right 'beside her stands Preclominating o'er us all. The Student Council he eonimands And stars in base and basket ball. Art is quite popular in our class Anil also quite a sport Besides he's fallen for many a lass If we believe report. Cy Dean is a fair haired lass. Of them we have but few. Her eheerful spirit eannot pass Without a word of praise or two. Georgena's popular with the boys She keeps them all in line Every morning she rides the train Till she comes to SeWiekley's sign. Running here, dodging there Jumping through the line Foht is seen most anywhere An athlete super fine. Bassett is a man of might When there 's a ball to hit Then he has the spirit right And he lives right up to it. Hilda, most industrious found In Chemistry is a shark There it is she seurries around To make a higher mark. Ritchey serves upon the crew That fixes up the stage When any play is going on At that 'he's quite the sage. Elsie is a jolly girl 'She laughs till she nearly eries She is always with a merry group In happiness she takes the prize. Bee is a girl that isnlt noisy She tends to nothing but -her own Again we know she isn't lazy. For she gets her lessons alone. A little girl is Margaret Young At bookkeeping she works In praise of her, let it be sung Her tasks she never shirks. We have 'two girls that look alike As like, as like ean be They live at Osborne down the pike Do Margaret and Marjorie. Nauman is manager in foot-ball Root at all our games Ready to serve at every call And liked by all the dames. Eleanor is not so quiet and still As many suppose her to be .lust give her a ehanee and with a good will She 's as lively as any you see. Our time has come: this dlay is drone We know not what's before The next day looms without the fun We 'had in days of yore And still sehool days so bright and gay From mind shall never fade away. The time has come to say good-bye Now try -to keep from feeling sarl Please keep the tear from out your eye Try to be eheerful and glad. I'm supposed to be poet I doubt if you'll know it By the time you have finished 'Going all through it. J. L. S. '27 Twenti Alive T Eg, E

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ILLUSTRATED LECTIIRER TO TALK A lecture of more than passing interest will be that delivered by Mr. Ver- ner Rowley, noted psychologist, on t'The Flapper of 1947 Compared to the Girl of 1927.,' As an example Mr. Rowley will cite the case of Cynthia Dean who playing' in t'The Girl of Yesterday, recently took Maple Lane by storm. To provide further controversy Attorney Betty Sands of I. C. S. will defend the girl of today. Early betting favors Rowley at odds of 5-l. NVINS BUTLER AXVARD The opinions of the judges was unanimously in favor of Miss Audrey -Iam- ison for selection as the best Y. XV. C. A. worker in the community. Mr. But- ler, who is owner ot' the Consolidated Hose Company, yearly gives 341,000 to the one who serves the Community to greatest advantage. PRIMA DONNA, BIG SVCCESS Last night at the Metropolitan Concert House. Edgeworth. Miss Lois Brad- ley yodelled to an admiring audience her latest lyric, The Boys I Left Behind Me. She was accompanied on the velocitrope by Helen Louise Chambers. The velocitrope is the very latest improvement in the line of wind instruments being a cross between a harmonica and a trombone. NOTE-NVORTIIY INVENTION An invention that will make Latin a language readily understood by all has at last been found. After years ot experiment with various grades of' glass, chemist Beatrice Egler has discovered a mirror in which Latin words are imme- diately transformed into English. The invention will help materially in end- ing all disputes over the meaning: of ecrtain disputed phrases. ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN By an expert-Susan Hamilton. My dear Miss Hamilton-I am a young sweet girl. only 37 years ot' age who desires a. man who is patient, loving. kind. beautiful, a millionaire, an anti- golfer. and a. student. Ile must have dark hair and a fair complexion. Please advise me. EDITH MOULD. Answer- My dear Miss Mould: You don It want a man, you want a curiosity. ' MISS HAMILTON. My dear Miss Ilamilton---I have tried fifteen different varieties ot tooth paste on our dog but his false teeth still fell out. What would you do 2? GEORGENA ECKARD. My dear Miss Eckard: I am an expert in Love, not on dogs, Consult your dentist. MISS HAMILTON. AT THE LIBRARY Into the Lion's Mouthm a romance written by the noted fietionist Eleanor McPherson after her visit to Africa. It will thrill as well as chill yon. Twenty tvei E.'1L JE