Seward Park High School - Almanac Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Taking inventory on Ianu DR. COLVIN . . MR. CHANKIN . MRS. STALOFF . DR. BRAVERMAN MR. BENARI . . MR. COLE . . . MR. N. COHN . MR. FEINMAN . MR. FRANK . . MR. OERSHBEIN MISS C-LOST ER . MR. OOLDHAAR MISS HOFFMAN . MR. HASKEL . . DR. HURWITZ . MR. KLEIN . . . MISS LANDAU . DR. LEIBERMAN MR. LEICHTLING MR. M. MANDEL MISS MEKIBEL . MR. ROSENFELD MR. SILVERSTEIN DR. SCHLEIFER . MRS. SCHRANK . DR. STOLZENBERG MRS. STONE . . MISS VALENTI . MR. WITTES . . MR. ZIPPER . . -WX, irons ary 1950 we find the foIIowing items in stock for: a share in WHITE TEA . . . . a sponsor for his broadcasts . . . a desk tree of oIJIigations . . an adding machine . . . . . an Eversharp penciI set . . . . . . the former IVIiss Hopper Euripides, AristotIe, SopI1ocIes Ior students . . . . . a comtortaIoIe pair of shoes . . . . . a punchIess program card . . . . . any chimpanzee . a quiet, refuse-free Puh-office an economy size box of cough drops . . wiIIing artists for senior art designs . . route to the Fountain of Youth . eager customers for game ticIcets . an all girI puIoIic speaking cIass . . . . . . a new Inox of sIide rules . . . . . . . . . a Schick razor the Iast member for his Barbershop quartet an autographed copy of a IVIiIton BerIe joIce book a IiIe subscription to the New York Times . . . . a seIt-adjusting program card . a voting machine for eIections . . IOOWJ membership in the P.T.A. . . . . a date with Shakespeare a one hundred word dupIication machine of UsiIence . . . . . a IoaIIoon for CIass Day an automatic door shutter for the Pub-office . . . a tinanciaI surpIus in the CLO. . . . . . a Iarger haseI9aII hat

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VICTOR CHANKIN, Administrative Asst. ROSE STALOFF, Dean gdfibfdmfd SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS AND FACULTY ADVISERS Standing: Morris Kamhi, Treasurer, Louise Wilson, 8th Term Delegate, Ruth Ryan, Sec retary, Anita Yagerman, Vice-President, Bernard Nadler, President, Leonard Weiss 8th Term Delegate. Seated: Mr. I. Mandell, Miss R. Hoffman.

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SURPLUS STOCK SALE WHITE 'SALE Just arrived from the little factories all over the city, a huge sup- ply ol clean and pure freshmen linen. Seward's Emporium has just started its semi-annual sale. The goods are stocked on the first floor, being prepared for shipment to the other lloors and other departments. They are shipped to certain departments where they may never arrive. When the Complaint and Adjust- ment trhce these lost goods they may discover some peculiar situations. For instance, one student was sent to the girl's H.E. Department hut never arrived. Francis explained that a laoy has no place in the girl's HE. All goods. however, loolc very smart and neat and are guaranteed to last for four years. Buy now, before these goods are marked up. Yes, huy now, for in a few months they will no longer he freshmen. WL C 9 r M 5.2 - . if ' in- :agus . pE Cal.e 0 Cltboog 9' I 2 tix? 5 s . Very often department stores find themselves with an over- ahundance of merchandise. The employees of Seward's Empo- rium are laced with the same problem of disposing of their surplus stoclc. 'Some of these Sophomore commodities are so up to date that they are flawless, at least in their own opinion. Due to the minor improvements of education the name Freshman can now he changed to Sophomore. These surplus sophomores can tum themselves on at any time, in any room, and talk on any subject from apples to zinc. Because of microscopic irregularities. the Sophomores will he sold hy the teachers or even he given away free of charge. By virtue ol its unpopular characteristics, the Sophomore Set is no sooner left alone than it will go out of control. Alter the sale we expect to make some drastic improve- ments on these surplus sophomores, so that by next year their name once more will he changed. At that time they will he lcnown as the Juniors and their reception will he nothing short of marvelous. Pa, M-fi?