Seward Park High School - Almanac Yearbook (New York, NY)

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rg, fi a H 6,1 93g Xin Q l fl -A INVENTORY SALE This is the time ot year when the employees of Seward's Empo- rium start to talce stoclc of their products. They painfully go down the list ol items they've talcen in during the past years and arrive at the following conclusion. Either they have miscalculated and have ordered too many luxury items, or they are missing the more staple commodities. This necessitates a quiclc trip to the Com- plaint and Adjustment Department. Luclcily. this is only a small part ol- the inventory sale. Yet for all the checlcing and re- checlcing ol: stoclc, the lnventory Sale does have its gayer moments. For even in the darkest stoclcrooms the glow ol' a not-too-distant Fire fsalel penetrates. For relaxation fduring worlcing hours, the stoclc-clerlcs frequent the Paramount and Capitol Theatres. To restore their energy lor the final sale, the Juniors cease eating in the fifth floor lunchroom and try its annex--Vito's Lunch. The Inventory Sale soon comes to an end. hut the stoclc-clerlcs are not morose, for this sale is followed by the greatest ol' all hargains- the Fire Sale. o x N 0 ' FIRE SALE The budget-minded consumer will not overloolc this bargain. The special economy size consists ol sow, Student. 2096 Regents. 1096 Senior dues, 296 Hats and Pins. 1396 Graduation Pictures. and 596 Senior Week. Nowhere, no. nowhere else. can one get this amazing offer. lvlemorics are patented and cannot he repro- duced successfully twice. Regents add tears ol ioy to memories. Senior NNeelC consi ts ol three dilterent formulas. First, Dress- Up-Day malces one feel proud. Secondly, Class Day provides one with leadership. Thirdly, Red-Letter Day is an emhlem ot superiority. Graduation pictures are everlasting memories. The mainstay and haclchone ol it all is lmown as the Seniors. Hurry, Hurry, and buy it, and remember only one to a customer. The Fire Sale ends soon. Be sure to huy your memories before the Fire smoulders into ashes.

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SURPLUS STOCK SALE WHITE 'SALE Just arrived from the little factories all over the city, a huge sup- ply ol clean and pure freshmen linen. Seward's Emporium has just started its semi-annual sale. The goods are stocked on the first floor, being prepared for shipment to the other lloors and other departments. They are shipped to certain departments where they may never arrive. When the Complaint and Adjust- ment trhce these lost goods they may discover some peculiar situations. For instance, one student was sent to the girl's H.E. Department hut never arrived. Francis explained that a laoy has no place in the girl's HE. All goods. however, loolc very smart and neat and are guaranteed to last for four years. Buy now, before these goods are marked up. Yes, huy now, for in a few months they will no longer he freshmen. WL C 9 r M 5.2 - . if ' in- :agus . pE Cal.e 0 Cltboog 9' I 2 tix? 5 s . Very often department stores find themselves with an over- ahundance of merchandise. The employees of Seward's Empo- rium are laced with the same problem of disposing of their surplus stoclc. 'Some of these Sophomore commodities are so up to date that they are flawless, at least in their own opinion. Due to the minor improvements of education the name Freshman can now he changed to Sophomore. These surplus sophomores can tum themselves on at any time, in any room, and talk on any subject from apples to zinc. Because of microscopic irregularities. the Sophomores will he sold hy the teachers or even he given away free of charge. By virtue ol its unpopular characteristics, the Sophomore Set is no sooner left alone than it will go out of control. Alter the sale we expect to make some drastic improve- ments on these surplus sophomores, so that by next year their name once more will he changed. At that time they will he lcnown as the Juniors and their reception will he nothing short of marvelous. Pa, M-fi?

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