Seward Park High School - Almanac Yearbook (New York, NY)

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THE ALMANAC CLASS WILL THE Ihealre darkened. The World-Wide Newsreel flashed upon Ihe screen. In rapid succession I+ relaled Ihe news oi Irhe day. King assassinaied, slrilce sellled, baby bear born in Bronx Zoo, elc., elc. Then a slighl pause. A special announcemenl was coming from Ihe screen. The Newsreel announced in bold Ie+Iers:- World-Wide Newsreel Scoop!! Class of January I935 of Seward Park High School gives World-Wide exclusive righls Io announce ils Iasl Ieslamenlll A Ireal for World-Wide audiences! The audience, wilh baled brealh, sal enlranced as Ihe Iasl will and Ieslamenr of a greaf class began. To Ihe FacuI+y:- Mr. Brodie- We leave Ihe school beller Ihan we found il. Mr. Klein-We leave a booI4IeI en+i+Ied LEARN HOW TO BROADCAST IN FIVE LESSONS . Miss Lewinson-An auromalic 'rea pourer Io resli her weary hand. Mr. Goldsrone-Programs, programs, and more programs. Mr. Sellinger-A phonograph record Io say every five minules:- Why did you cu'r Ihar period? ' Mr. Sierles-An Economics class worI'hy ol his abilily. Mr. Deulsch-A slooge Io laugh al his gags and Io slop him from gagging his hislory class. Mr. Mandel-a box of everlasling cough drops. Dr. Lipslcy-A pair of glasses Ihai can IransIa+e German inIo English and vice versa. Mr. Silverslein-We Ieave a big, spacious, senior oilice so Ihal Ihe enlire senior class may gel? in aI once. Miss Alifachiner-One very, very English s+udenI who can imilale her perfecl speech-we'II never be able Io! Miss Lyons-The faces ol all her s+aH7 when Ihey receive word Ihal The Folio has won ALL AMERICAN HONORS. Miss Ellcind-A pleasanl married life. Page Sixleen

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CLASS OF JANUARY I935 Tlue Juniors were now Seniors. Aucler a disappoinling slarl againsr Sluyvesanl, Hue lioorball leam, lo use Hue pl'uraseology ol: Hue newspapers luad en+ered Hue big lime class. During Hue lerm, Hue girls presenled a maslerpiece in Hue Dance Pageanl. Tlue besl play yel was presenled by Hue ufaculuy in Caplain Appleiaclcf' Besides Huis senior aclivilies surged on. Because Hue siXHu Hoor gym luad lo be used as a sludio by Hue mural painuers, Hue Teas were l'ueld in Hue library. Piclures were lalcen by a luappy pluolograpluer wluo sang lo luimseluf as lue worked, Hue mid- lerm dance was lfueld, senior class celebrilies were elecled, senior weelc and class day and Huen Hue prom all followed eaclu oHuer. Finally, Hue class said goodbye lo Seward al Gradualion. Well son HuaJr's all Huere is lo Hue slory. Now will you go lo bed? Yealu, dad. Were you in Hual class? You bel l was. Wlua+ class was Huau dad? Tlua+ was Tl-lE CLASS OE JANUARY I935. Lawrence Diclc TI-IINGS WE'LL NEVER FORGET HEN we were Eresluies, Ramblin' Roun' beliuLHed us. Wluen we were Soplus il ignored us, and scanl aHenHon did we receive wluen we were Juniors. Bul now Hual we're Seniors-il beliHles us again. Tl-lE IRONY OF Ill l l We'll never lorgeu Hue Hurill we gol wluen we enlered Seward ufor Hue lirsl lime, and found ourselves already a parl out Hue scluool. We'll never uforgel Seward's liglul and 'final allainmenl' ol Hue lvlauul'uaHan baslcelball cluampionsluip out I933-l934. We'll never forge? Seward's lirsl good ufoolball Jream. Our own Sammy Levine piloled Huem lo cluampionsluip in Hue '34 season. Jusjr lo celebraue our leaving, we guess. We'll cerlainly never liorgel Hue boal-rides. Eaclu one was eiglul solid luours ol lun. Dancing on: Hue declc, faking piclures, roaming Hurouglu Hue parlc, warcluing Hue Senior baseball Jream Hurow balls al Hue laculuy and luave Huem luil riglfuu back al Huem, and Huen we danced and sang our way luome. We're sorry io luave seen Hue lasl out Huose lor us. . We'll never uforgel Hue Prom. Coming up lo Hue luolel in a laxi, we ufell swell. Aluer Hue dance, some of us wenl 'ro Billy Rose's Music l-lall. Boy, we were suepping our! We'll never lorgeu Hue RegenJrs'. Qur leacluers smiled wluen we sal down lo wrile, buf Huey sniclcered wluen Huey read our nuarlcs. Tl-lElvl DAYS ARE GONE FOREVER! Bernard DumoH Page Fiffeen

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CLASS OF JANUARY I935 All our feachers-We wish fo leave a beffer graduafing class fhan fhe presenf crop, buf we modesfly fhink, fhaf such a superlafive is inconceivable. To fhe various deparfmenfs- Publicafion office-We leave several padded cells fo keep our fufure senior FlRllENDS in. lvlafhemafics-We leave fhe Mafh. Depf. fo solve for X in Y-2-Zyl-10. Arf-We leave and bequeafh fhel walls and sfairways fo decorafe. Chemisfry Laborafory--A boffle of finesf French perfume-if mighf help! To fhe various clubs- Phofography Club-A camera and a dark room in which fo develop picfures. l-lisfory Club-The hisfory of fhe fufure fo which we seniors will confribufe. To fhe sfudenfs- To fufure seniors-We leave Know Nofhing Club in case fhey lcnow nofhing abouf if. To classes of '35 84 '36-We give and bequeafh our esfeemed insfrucfors-and fhe school. To fhe alumnae-We leave a hearfy welcome-in lieu of cash. ln conclusion, we wish fo impress our insfrucfors wifh our unanimous decision fo forgive and forgef leaving fhem as execufioners of fhis, our lasf Will and Tesfamenf. We do hereby direcf fhaf our deparfure be conducfed wifh fhe osfen- fafiousness fhaf our infegrify of characfer, our achievemenfs in scholasfic endeavors, and our posifions as graduafes, merif. In wifness fhereof, we, fhe Class of January I935. affix our hand fhereunfo and seal wifh a sigh, fhe above sfafemenfs. Amen! Berfha Klempner, Frank Zupniclc, Bella Salmon Thus fhe Newsreel ended. There were manyg in The audience who were wonder- ing if fhe class of January l935 was mens sana in corpore sano. Buf fhere were :many in fhe audience who were presenf or pasf Sewardifes, and so were able fo .undersfand and sympafhize wifh fhe wrifers of fhe will. A Page Sevenfeen