Seward High School - Sewardonian Yearbook (Seward, NE)

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nl ll 811111 tl til 4 114 N VIIIIK IH! 9 Ill Jokes We editors may work and toil, Till our minds are tired and sore But some poor ham is bound to say I've heard that joke before. Jack Graff: Say, pop, can you sign your name with your eyes shut? Mr. Graff: Why, I suppose so. Jack Graff: Well, sign my report card, will you? Bill Miers: That song haunts me. Bill Chapman: Why shouldn't it, you murdered it. Art Morton: Where's Ella Grey? Howard Scheer: What do you want with her? Art Morton: Well, I want to find Bill Chapman. Catherine Turner: Your sister got awfully mad at me yesterday. Harold M.: Oh, don't worry, she gets mad at nothing. Mr. Burkhard: Explain the nebular hypothesis to me. Harry Landis: What don't you un- derstand about it? George Fuchshuber: Elizabeth is a miser when she dances. Art Schroeder: Huh! 1George Fuchshuber: Yea! Pretty c ose. Sophomore: Did you ever take ether ? Freshiez No, what time does it come? Warren Townsend: Going to the li- brary tonight? Alice Ashton: No, Warren I have to study. . Just Imagine Bill Chapman without Ella Grey. Elva Shaffer without her giggle. Howard Anderson with a date. John Anstine not blushing. Mae Soss, fat and fatter. Miss Waybright frivolous. Harold Meyers without something to say. Harry Landis without his hair. Miss Anderson cross. George Fuchshuber without a cigar- ette. Mike Waldman as tall as Jerold Pavel, or visa versa. Miss Vance without her curls. Fat Leger: May I speak? Miss Vance: I guess not. Fat Le ger: Qunder breathj Guess Miss Anderson: In what part of the world are the most ignorant people to be found ? Florence Coffee: In London, England. Miss Anderson: How's that? Florence Coffee: Well, the geography says that that is where the population is most dense. Howard Anderson: 'Tm doing my best to get ahead. John Anstine: You sure need one. Miss Meyers fin sewing classl: Don't cut your necks before you see me. Catherine Vail: Girls are much pret- tier than boys? Lester Varner: Naturally, Catherine Vail: No, artiiciallyf' Mildred Reynolds: He called you a monkey, didn't he? I wouldn't stand for it Y? Ollie Buckmaster: What would you advise me to do? Mildred Reynolds: I would make him prove it of course. Sumner Anderson farriving late and breathlessj: I sprained my ankle, teacher, and had to walk to school slow- ly Miss Stenger: That's a lame excuse. Miss Vance: Young man, what is the difference between capital and labor? Lester Paul Schick: Capital is what you loan, and labor is what it takes to get it back. Glen Miller: What do you think of political parties? Thelma Ashton: Don't know, never have been to any. Teacher: Now Ikey, can you spell avoid? Ikey: Sure! vot is de void? Slothower: What's the matter with your head? Feelhaver: I was looking for an hon- est man. Slothower: Yes? Feelhaver: And I bumped into a mir- or. Frank Smutney: How much did you get for your potatoes? Jerold Pavel: Well, I didn't get as much as I expected but, then I didn't reckon I would. Mary Rupp fat a basketball gamelz again. I wish I had an athlete's heart. N5-Z' 5 PAGE SEVENTY THREE

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gl X inn! il nn -I---Q Ht K 511111 ii - upl 1u l ., Calendar Continued 24. The Sophomore boys give the Hi-Y 15. Wesleyan invitation meet is held. program. The main event was an 16. Hi-Y boys honor their mothers by illustrated talk on-Yellowstone Na- tional Park, by Walter Landis. . Hi-Y picnic. Oh, you boys! giving them a banquet. 17 26. The Hi-Y boys show off their new 18. Dual meet is held at Havelock. 21 caps by giving a program at convo- cation. Dad-daughter get-together held at Presbyterian church. A real suc- cess. April The Hi-Y boys fool the assembly with a fake program. The Y. W. Cabinet gives a program at the Woman's Club. Six weeks examinations take place. Seniors start out on their last lap. Normal Training Club has its first meeting in the Domestic Science room. Professor Moritz and Miss Hogg give talks. Track ribbons are presented to the boys during convocation. Y. W. C. A. election of officers takes place in the assembly. Here's best wishes to the new officers for the year 1926. Big crowd is out for the county track and field meet, and our fellows prove themselves to be 0. K. by bringing home the cup. The Hi-Y elects new officers for next year's council. 14 15. Annual Junior-Senior fight. Flags are raised and lowered-Art is kid- napped-but all ends happily. Senior Class journeys to Lincoln for their annual Sneak Day. Scholastic meet takes place at Wes- leyan. Seward wins first place. May geward contest in track with Central ity. The Seniors give Farewell pro- gram in assembly. The great event of the year - the Junior-Senior Banquet is held in the parlors of the Methodist church. Stfite track meet takes place at Lin- co n. Mother and Daughters tea is given in the Methodist church. The first banquet of the S Club takes place and is such a success that we intend to make it an annual affair. The Senior play, Daddy Long- Legs is given in the Y. M. C. A. auditorium. Baccalaureate service is held in the Methodist church. Rev. Fuqua ad- dresses the graduates. A beautiful impressive Y. W. initia- tion is held at the Congregational church. Commencement exercises are held at the Y. M. C. A. auditorium. X By Gretchen Woods, Chairman. X X Deafr Old Seward High E Hail to'Seward High! Let every loyal student cheer her. Sing of wondrous deeds, that this dear school of ours has always done. X We do the best by every test, our records show that we stand high, For we are always working for our school, our dear old Seward High. Boost for Seward High! May her high standards ne'er be lowered. Help the dear old school in anything that is the best to do. In future years, bring back to us thoughts of the dear old days gone by. For we shall always love to sing her praises, dear old Seward High. 3 6 ' P28 I1 PAGE SEVENTY-Two L5-9

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U4 M lull! it ill! -f -- Ill ll inn! lllolll J okes Continued Kelly Porter fbashfullybz Won't you let me kiss you good-night? Elizabeth Crouse: Uh-Uh. Kelly Porter: I don't believe I'd bet- ter. Lois Hintz: I had an awful dream last night. Hulda Meinke: Well, what did you dream? Lois Hintz: I dreamt that I was eat- ing shredded wheat and when I woke up half the mattress was gone. Boss: Sir, what does this mean? Someone just called up and said you gvere sick and could not come to work to- ayin Harold Meyers: Hal Ha! the joke's on himg he wasn't supposed to call until to- morrow. Bill Metz: I saw your ad, 'Wanted, a man to retail canaries. ' Employer: Yes, Are you ready to go to work? Bill Metz: I don't want a job: what I want to know is, how did they lose their tails? Nora Hughes: You know more than I do. Thelma Reynolds: Of course. Nora Hughes: You know me and I know you. Mr. Feelhaverz Late again? Don't you know what time school starts? Fred Duerr: No, sir, they've always started before I get here. Miss Stenger fin Englishl: Do you know anything about the 'Age of Eliza- beth?' Art Schroeder: Why, ah-I think she is sixteen. George Fuchshuber Cat 1 a. m.J: My heart is on fire with love for you, my very soul is aflamef' Dorcas Weatherby: Never mind, father will soon put you out. Mike Waldman: Teacher, can a per- son be punished for something he hasn't done? Mrs. Greenwood: Of course not. Mike: Well, I haven't done my short- hand. Miss Stenger: How much time did you spend on your English? Mercedes Taege: One hour railroad time. Miss Stenger: Railroad time? Mercedes: One hour, counting stops and delays. Miss Vance: How was it that you could work in the mines and be under age? Joe Barney: Well, I told the foreman I had the seven-year itch three times. 8 8 X X. H I3 X X X X Ii: or mn an an ns n mn n vii' PAGE sEvEN'rY-FOUR J-523