Seven Hills High School - Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Milestone Bill for the Improvement of Luggage Racks and Install- ment of Drinking Fountains in All Busses, arrived next. A brilliant fuchsia-colored motor-cycle roared up the weedy drive, splashing water on a familiar figure, none other than our own U. S. President Dill Cby special amendment to the Constitutionj, who was just at that moment being photographed by Newsweek's ace photographer and drama critic, Sonia Pollack. Who was in the motorcycle? The tall figure climbed off the seat and, tearing off her rose-colored goggles, presented herself to the group as the winner of the famous French race, the Andraud Speedway Race, Carol Flash Brokaw. But, wait. Another woman was climbing from the side car. It was that famous painter of perfume ads Cespecially well-known is her Romance du Johnstone Place adj, Ann Oh you Tabu Vail. I-Iatty Biery, Lon Green and Mary Ives, the Epicurean founders of the Eat Calmost anythingj, Drink CWagner's Vichyj, and Be Mary Cand we do mean merryj Association of America, took their places. Seventeen women were accounted for. Would the other three arrive? Suddenly, whom did we see but the l960 winner of the Nobel Prize for the best dimple and the brightest smile, Anne Upson. Where were the other two? The l8 waited in the gloomy hall, huddled together at the bottom of the creaking stairs. Suddenly the doors burst open and in came the two lawyers with the all-important will. The lawyers were Emmy Gest and Patty I-Iotchkiss, the legal wizards of the century, especially chosen for their great ability and legal knowledge. At last the great moment had arrived, What would the will say? Each member held her breath. Perhaps it would be she. Quickly a lantern was lighted and the will was opened. Slowly the lawyers began to read, first one, then the other. The Hrst bequest was to all. It was not money, but the old C. P. S. building, itself. The other, money, would be divided among all, provided the school was reopened. Everyone screamed! But, a billion dollars being a billion dollars, the calm heads prevailed, and all agreed to cooperate, As the chill drafts whistled down the empty halls, the lawyers read the last bequest: 15,000 egg recipes to be used for school lunches. Thus the strange reunion of the class of l946 drew to a dramatic close that stormy night of June 8, 1960, HARRIET BIERY '46 page 57

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Milestone ,7!Le agbnior Qeolfecy Thunder crashed as sharp lightning made fantastic shadows on crumbling stone walls and empty, staring windows. Rain was pouring from the lofty roof. The scene was C. P. S., twelve midnight, June 8, 1960. One by one, dim shadows slipped up the walk from Johnstone Place to the dusty, cob- webby vestibule. This was indeed a strange reunion for that illustrious class of 1946. What unexpected event had brought these successful people from all corners of the world? That renowned, Cthough eccentricj C. P. S. hermitess who had amassed a tremendous fortune through her sale of egg recipes had passed away, leaving one of the most peculiar wills ever to be executed. This ancient C. P. S. graduate Cwe think we had better not mention her namej left orders for all the graduates of l946 to be called from wherever they were to the deserted school on the fourteenth anniversary of their momentous commencement. First of the Wanderers to arrive was that famous adventuress and explorer, Patty Armstrong, who for seven years had been in the heart of Africa searching for unusual species of wolf. With her was her invaluable assistant, Debby Tiger Wilder, specialist in the field of botany, also former Cand extremely temporaryb Queen of Egypt. The lights of a huge limousine flashed on, as Margaret Benton Cdiscoverer of the rare Coriopsis germj hurried along with a Medical Journal under one arm and a collapsible iron lung under the other. The gleaming Rolls- GrifHn-Royce, invented and developed by you know who Helen, pulled up to the curb. On the door of the car was a huge government seal. Three prominent women, their hats hiding their faces, climbed out of the car. Suddenly, by a flash of light we recognized them as Mary Lou High, Secretary of the Treasury, Betty Doc McGarry, Head of the U. S. Health Department, Cshe has just Hnished an extensive investigation of measlesj, and Marjory Koehler, chairman of the committee of the S. S. D. A. E. CSimply-Super-Duper-Atomic-EnergyD. Representative Chastine Hardy and Representative Carol Carrier, co-authors of the much contested Hardy-Carrier page 56

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