Servite High School - Servite Yearbook (Detroit, MI)

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S , :,, . WMMM XMMWM M 4 K it's touch and go these days There's little lingering in the laundry anymore. The washing is dis- posed of the automatic electric way. Set washer or dryer dial and away you go . . . to other jobs . . . even out of the house. And the interesting thing is, by the time you change from Miss to Mrs., automatic electric work savers will have made your life more than ever touch-and - gof, DETROIT EDISON

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Problem Pupils Parade into Parole Prominence--i- Sister Mary Patricia, patient proprietor of 114, revealed today that the penalty for minor classroom violations has been changed. Instead of the usual penalty of putting one's baby finger in the pencil sharpener all culprits will be whipped with a used typewriter ribbon. Those affected most are the constant offenders: Paul Wyl- lie and his brushcut, charged with scratching the doorways when seven times a minute: and Janet LaBar's guilty of disturb the noise with her excessive quietness. In her edict, the nun describes these characters as Numl One offenders on her orange and purple list. Also listed bu: lesser positions were Roger The Sleeper DeRonghe, Beve Machine Gun Wyffels, Roy Crazy Legs Cottone, a Rosemarie Curly Geromette. changing classesg Mary Ann Ryan for saying, Zelda more than RIC I P05 ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND Room ll4, June 5, l956 FIRST FLOQR Fly Letters To Fill Empty Space Gents: I disagree with Mary Begtzos and Kay Tarantine that all boys under six feet should be required to whistle the class song, The High and the Mighty. Chuck Gleason it Fiend: When will Joan Schneider give her next demonstration of typing with her nose, using the blunt and wreck system? Barbara Chinski Editor's note: Who nose? it Hey You: Could arrangements be made for Margaret Doyle to demonstrate her tech- nique of speed shifting in a freight ele- vator? Carol Blondeel it Sirs: We wonder where we can buy Bev Puckette's new album, My Interpretation of Benny Goodman Plays Chopin Playing Gene Krupa Playing Liberace Playing Poker. Maureen O' Connell Editor's note: So do wel it So what's with you lately? Your let- ters from St. Helena are so short. Have you forsaken me in favor of water polo? Josie Dear Nappy: Want Ads WANTED--One large box of No-Nods. Must be complete with eyelid props and sngre mufflers, COIIIZBCIZ John Genius Hunt. WANTED--Must immediately meet three young men to curea vociferous virus. Ihave four-way cold tablet that needs splitting. Mike Anderanin. WANTED--Party with earmuffs to go with boy with bell to Siberia. Get in touch with Don Reuter. FOR SALE-- Three dozen windshield wi- pers for submarines. lnvaluable if first floor water pipe breaks again. Foolitzer Award To Paul Schmidt fp. fw -gf- Nf- ,' D ff'ssaff.:Fe??fEs 0-4 . X Q ti Q I lfyl f Ny - ' ,, l i ,. till .fttjz li In his position as editor-in-chief of the Scandal Sheet, Paul Schmidt has been awarded the Foolitzer prize by the Con- federation of Confused Columnists. Also receiving minor awards were Dorothy Green for her eye-witness account of the Pill Box Derby, Lois MacDonald and Barbara Isola for their coverage of the Man Hole Cover Tiddley-Wink Tourna- mentg and Arlene Reeves for her column on successful garden parties. Bubbles Brogan's Best Bets C Pat Kowalski will headline her TV show, Music from the Slobovian Room, to appear the second Tuesday of each week. O Cussa Strackbein to get Oscarette as tall story teller. Q Lena Mercadante to have lead in Lassie Barks Again. Q Dick Plante to invent flashless flash- bulbs. I Rose DeLeary to record album on the piccolo. Q All rooms will have only half a day of school Monday morning. They will have the other half on Monday afternoon. Hits by Wits LETTUCE ALONE, PEAS --Lunch Wagon Five. LEANING ON THE WINDOW SILL--Paul Roeske HI, NELLIE, HI, JOE--'Ihe VanBruysse-l Serra Choir. I JUST CRUMBLE OVER YOU-- Cookie Kuhn YOU'RE THE SPARK OF MY PLUGS, ETHYL--Mike Bender .11 Friendly Fashions Ah! Sweet spring! Tis the time f new clothes. Among the latest fashit in R. 114 is the green and red str uniform hat sported by Marcia Spe: However, Margaret Corcoran remedi the situation by having her uniform lap covered with mink-dyed rabbit. The males, Pat Clarey and Vern l ney, on the other hand, are modeling latest in blue suede tie clasps. But Charlie Callewaert stole the limelig with his dungaree sneakers. Allfashi will be displayed at a much later date lt's Curtains for Shady Dea After Sergeant Friday's failure unearth the ghost of 114, Ellery Qui was called in to solve the myste Mr. Queen announced his findings bu still far from a complete solution. He has already discovered the rn sons for the falling shades. It see that the vibration from passing tru4 plus weekly jangling from alarm clon jarred the nuts loose. ilowever, the self-opening windc remain a brain stumper. Suspiciu have been raised since Bridey was 1 ported in the area. A reward is being offeredby theP pagation for Preserving Patricians anyone able to locate the tips of Cuss fingers. Short Stories of Tall Tale Me and My Shadow --Burma Sha The Egg and I --Herman Friar. Twenty Thousand Leagues Under Third Floor --Cafeteria Kay How to Diet in a Quiet Riot --P Levigne. Dog Shots Made Easy or Don't Ba Up the Wrong Tree. --Pat Mason How To Rattle Snakes - -.Terry V: DeGienste. NOTICE TO ALL SENIORS Bronco Busting Contest February 30-31 Convent Lo Bring Your Bronc, Busterl