Sentous Junior High School - Comet Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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H 525,03 I 1 gl 4- g I V Mary was petting her new kitten when it began to purr. Mother! she cried, turn out the fireg the kitten is beginning to boil. Bill- had a bill board. Bill also had a board bill. The board bill bored B1ll,' so.Bill sold the bill board to pay his board bill. So, after Bill sold hls bill board the board bill no longer bored Bill. Minister: Do you know where little boys that smoke go? Bille B.: Sure: out in the alley. Willie A.: 1,111 a little stiff from baseball. Mr. Eichbauer: Where did you say you were from? Robert H.: Mr. Humni, the more I study the less I know. Mr. Humm: You seemed to have studied a great deal. Explorer: So you want a job. Do you tell lies? Edward H.: N05 but I can learn. Old Maid School Teacher: What tense is I am beautifulv? Marylyn C.: Past. Mr. Sherman: Name eleven of Shakespeare's plays, Arthur. Arthur M.: Ten Nights in a Barroom and A Merchant of Venice. h dM,iss Thurston: Florence, who was Patrick Henry and what did e o.' Florence R.: Patrick Henry was a young man and he lived in Virginia. He had blue eyes and light hair. He was married, and said, Give me liberty or give me death. Bobby H.: How did you Find the club initiation? Edward H.: Didn't have to find it-just stooped over and there it was. Mr. Cartwright: This man ran into me, yet you say I am to blame. How is that? Cop: Because his father is mayor, his brother is chief of police and I go with his sister. Miss Hardy: Why do they sing about the blue bells of Scotland? Are they blue? Mrs. Dartnell: Yes, they are. The Scotch shieks never spend a cent on them. Those who think these jokes are poor, Would straightway change their views, Could they compare the jokes we print With those that we refuse. One of the world's greatest mysteries is why the man who knows the most usually says the least. A little boy who was asked to say what drawing was, replied: It thinkin, and then marking around the think with a pencil. Carso: Lend me four bits to eat on, will yuh? J. Corbellz My gosh, man, don't you know you'll wreck your teeth that way? ' Boy, call me a taxi. All right, taxi, Stranger: Could you tell me how far it is to the nearest postoffice? B7: Yes ,sir. It's twenty minutes' walk if you 1'un. B7: I feel chilled to the bone. A9: Better put a heavier hat 011. THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT -,.,.. ..,, ,....,,,,u..'a.4...--,- 1 wiy...--4-.. V... ---fl-. ..,f-,V .-.-f..1..:'- ' '-:--M,-..v-4 H--A

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Qi :iii l 1 H In I A nl-nznze ' -I LLJ-..,-...-I Editor of the Comet: I can't use your story of the stove-pipe. It isn't clean. Age and her little brother always tell on a girl. Grover Tay1or's favorite ballad: After the Ball. That's a new one on me, said the monkey, as he scratched his head. Agnes Messmer: I wanted my dad to give me a car for my birth- day, but I was disappointed. . Ida Wahlbe1'g: Why dicln't you give him a hint? Agnes: I did. I told him I wanted something that I could handle and that would go fast. What do you think he gave me? Ida: Idon't know. What? Agnes: A ten-dollar bill. - Mr. Altheuser: Arthur, what is water? Arthur Mollner: It's a colorless fluid that turn black when you put your hands in it. He made a run around the end, Was tackled from the rearg The right guard sat upon his neck, The fullback on his ear. The center sat upon his legs, Two ends sat on his chest: The quarterback and the halfback then Sat down on him to rest. The left guard sat upon his head, A tackle on his face: The coroner was next called in To sit upon his case. I think I can make it, said father to Anng Now the Hivver's in pieces and so's her old man. I've never won a beauty showg Perhaps I'll never win one. I comfort myself greatly, though, By thinking the above is so Because I've not been in one. Mr. King: Why were you fighting? Craig H.: I said a pear was oblong and Curtis said it was round. Mr. King: Come, now, shake hands, and call it square. Curtis S.: Are you the trained nurse mama said was coming? Nurse: Yes, dear, Pm the tra1ned nurse. Curtis S: Leit's see some of your tricks. Could I change these socks at this counter, miss? No, sir, upstairs, left-men's dressing room. Miss Olson: Who defeated the Philistines? Edward H. faroused from a day dreamlz I don't know. I didn't follow none of them bush league teams. THERE IS N0 SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT I1

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