Sentous Junior High School - Comet Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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and . ' ui-crm IX 5' Lx... -..- U Many a father sends a perfectly good son to college, to get only a half or quarter-back. .-. ,... L... S iii, B7: Pop, who was Mike Huntry? , Pop: Well, I never heard of him. Why do you ask? s B7: I d0n't know, but we always sing, Mike Huntry 'T1s at school. .,.......5 .- A Go to show-lots of fun: Go to class-standing bum: School next morning-nothing done: Fail in History-lots of fun. ..--.....5.1.... J. West: Did you ever take chloroform? E. French: No: who teaches it? 2--- .. . S - ..... Mother fin grocery store, after grocer gives Jimmy a crackerjz Now, Jimmy, what should you say? E Jimmy: Oh, I forgot. Charge it! .......... 5 .......... Mrs. Olds: Joe, take your gum out and put your feet in. The visitor stayed a week, going back upon the same Sunday that he came upon. Sunday was his horse's name. .i.... 5 l.. d Edward Hodge: At least once in my life I was glad to be down an out. Howard Rodgers: And when was that? Edward: After my first trip in an airplane. .1...... 5 11. Robert Hargrove fin restaurantl: You may bring me a dozen fried oysters. Waiter: I'm awfully sorry, but we're out of all shellfish except eggs. .....T. 5 -.-.l Mildred Seyers fin butcher shopjz I'd like to see the head cheese. Wharton Trout fworking there after schooll: I'm sorry, but he isn't here just now. i.. 5 l. Lucile Cagle: How did you know I was here? Nedra Cagle: I heard you wringing your hands. li. 5 ll Lewis Tucker: I'd face death for my girl. Willie Aguilar: Then why did you run from that dog? Lewis: It wasn't dead. .ii 5 ,li Fare: But we were only fifteen minutes getting here. Taxi Driver: I don't care. The clock says we've come twenty miles. Fork over! Fare: All right! Now, you get ready to come with me for driv- ing eighty miles an hour Pm a speed cop THERE IS N0 SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT

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H 'l sn: I Yu-rrin .X 1 Lx ll Needed a Clew i T 1, my A Well known minister, famous for absent-mindedness, once inet an old friend in the street and stopped to talk to him. When abouthtfo separate, the minister suddenly assumed a puzzled expression. . Tom, he said, when we met, was I going up or downtiie StI'eet?H il lj, Down, replied Tom. ' The minister's face cleared. It's all right, then. I had been home to lunch. Do your Christmas shopping early! Only 268 days left! If you hear anyone laugh at these jokes, please let us know. Call Radio Super Station S.S.S. Francis Smith: Ha, ha, Miss Thurston, look at this drawing of Eddie Huerta's. It says in big letters HSUBSCIBE NOW! He left out an ur. Soon Francis returned with his cartoon, bearing in large letters USOUVENIR NUMERJ' Art Mollnef: The next person who interrupts the proceedings will be sent home. Joseph Erven: Hurray! Ida W.: Are you going to the flower show? Agnes M.: No, it's too much trouble. I think I'll stay home and get it over the radio. A wealthy brewer in Montreal built a church and inscribed on it: This church Was' erected by Thomas Molson at his sole expense. Hebrews XI. Some Wags altered the inscription to make it read: This churc'1 was erected by Thomas Molton at his soul's expense. He brews XX. Alfred Chaix: Mr. Altheuser, are all Comets made in the Sentous print shop? A Little Boy: What kind of ice' cream have you? , Smart Clerk: Crescent. - Little Boy: I'll take some of that kind, please. This is just the place for me, ' Said the humorist at the shoreg For here, whene'er I 'crack a joke, .. The breakers simply' roar. He must not laugh at his'own wheeze- A snuff box has no right to sneeze. --Keith Preston. Silently, one by one, in the infinite books of the teachers, Blossom the neat little zeros, the forget-me-nots of the A9's. , L. Tucker to Mr. Knight: What's happened to G. Taylor since he started on his cross-country flight? - ' Mr Knight: Oh, he heard something rattle underneath, and ab- sent-mindedly stepped out to fix it. ' THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT

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Qi :iii l 1 H In I A nl-nznze ' -I LLJ-..,-...-I Editor of the Comet: I can't use your story of the stove-pipe. It isn't clean. Age and her little brother always tell on a girl. Grover Tay1or's favorite ballad: After the Ball. That's a new one on me, said the monkey, as he scratched his head. Agnes Messmer: I wanted my dad to give me a car for my birth- day, but I was disappointed. . Ida Wahlbe1'g: Why dicln't you give him a hint? Agnes: I did. I told him I wanted something that I could handle and that would go fast. What do you think he gave me? Ida: Idon't know. What? Agnes: A ten-dollar bill. - Mr. Altheuser: Arthur, what is water? Arthur Mollner: It's a colorless fluid that turn black when you put your hands in it. He made a run around the end, Was tackled from the rearg The right guard sat upon his neck, The fullback on his ear. The center sat upon his legs, Two ends sat on his chest: The quarterback and the halfback then Sat down on him to rest. The left guard sat upon his head, A tackle on his face: The coroner was next called in To sit upon his case. I think I can make it, said father to Anng Now the Hivver's in pieces and so's her old man. I've never won a beauty showg Perhaps I'll never win one. I comfort myself greatly, though, By thinking the above is so Because I've not been in one. Mr. King: Why were you fighting? Craig H.: I said a pear was oblong and Curtis said it was round. Mr. King: Come, now, shake hands, and call it square. Curtis S.: Are you the trained nurse mama said was coming? Nurse: Yes, dear, Pm the tra1ned nurse. Curtis S: Leit's see some of your tricks. Could I change these socks at this counter, miss? No, sir, upstairs, left-men's dressing room. Miss Olson: Who defeated the Philistines? Edward H. faroused from a day dreamlz I don't know. I didn't follow none of them bush league teams. THERE IS N0 SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT I1