Sentous Junior High School - Comet Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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I 1 -4- . Q11 -. . A- kl.....- I 'Q'-. . Y ,Iii - '.,'.:.,' The Metric System There are meters of accent, There are meters of tone, But the best way to meet her Is to meet her alone. At the End of the Term Questions to the right of them, Questions to the left of them, Questions in front of them, Coming unnumbered- - Till from their raging heads, Into a frenzy wrought ,rw-af, . , ,,:':' he Into the realms of naught UU Went their one hundred f100l. mr Some of our teachers are very impoliteg they interrupt you while you are reading the Comet in class. However hard we Work, Till even our fingers are sore, Some boobs will raise their voices and say: Yes, we've heard these jokes before. I am in a 10der mood Zday, I KL feel poetic, 25 ' 4 fun I'll just - 05 a l KL send it off 2 U. , I am sorry you've been 60 long, 2 C U I've 2 Waitg Bear yourself with 40tudeg B not disconsol8. What four letters should frighten a thief? O-I-C-U. Now, Girls Eleanor: What is worse than a man without a count Agnes: A country without a man. He asked a miss, What is a kiss, Grammatically declined? She said: It's a conjunction, sir, And cannot be declined. The The The And Comet is a great invention- schoolvgets all the fame, printer gets the money, ' the poor staff gets the blame. I wish I was a tall giraffe, For then, when I had candy, I'd taste each bite for seven feet, And wouldn't that he dandy? THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT . - -.pf-Q.. ...I ry?

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I gud. -'I H112 f 115- THE FUNNY HOUR 2:00 P. M. to 3:00 P. M. v Radio Station S.S.S.- The Voice of Educat-ion , Owned and Operated by Sentous Junior High School, Ibzc. Radio Super Station S.S.S. Please Notice If you object to anything we have said Ain this' Attempt to Be Humorous Hour, please do not take it to heartg just think of what we COULD have said. If you have been misquoted, be glad the matter isn't any worse. But if you feel especially peeved, just sue the Editor of the Journalism Department. The income of that department is more than suficient to satisfy all judgments. If you can't laugh at the jokes of the age, laugh at the age of the jokes. ....l. 5 l..-.. E. Connor: Why is a giraffe's neck so long? C. West: Because its head is so far from its body. J. Corbellz When I put the coat on the first time and buttoned it up, I burst the seam down the back. J. Zukerman: That shows how well our buttons are sewed on. The young melodramatic telling the story of his new play to the manager: As the robbers crawl in the window the clock strikes one- Good! cried the manager. Which one? K. Wicks: I-Iow nice of you to bring melthese flowers. They're so nice and fresh. I believe there's some dew on them. A. Des Ormeaus: Yes: but I am going to pay it off tomorrow. Farmer's Boy: Father, kin I go to the circus? Farmer: No: tain't mor'n a month ago since yer went to the top o' the hill to see the eclipse. 'Pears to me ye want to go the hull time. Mr. Wilson: Who can tell me the name of the largest diamond in the world? Benny G.: I can. It's the ace. ' Miss Borg ftreating injured studentlz Good gracious: didn't you bring the liment? , Helpful Student: No, of course not It was labeled, Not to be taken. Dad: Where have you been, James? James C.: Fishen'. Dad: Come into the woodshed and we shall have a whaling exf pedition. Jack C. fin art museum! : . Who was this here Nero? Wasn't' he the fellow that was always cold? . Gertrude N.: No, that was Zero. Joe C. fvisiting rabbitryj : I've seen the rabbits: now show me the tree. THERE IS N0 SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT

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H 'l sn: I Yu-rrin .X 1 Lx ll Needed a Clew i T 1, my A Well known minister, famous for absent-mindedness, once inet an old friend in the street and stopped to talk to him. When abouthtfo separate, the minister suddenly assumed a puzzled expression. . Tom, he said, when we met, was I going up or downtiie StI'eet?H il lj, Down, replied Tom. ' The minister's face cleared. It's all right, then. I had been home to lunch. Do your Christmas shopping early! Only 268 days left! If you hear anyone laugh at these jokes, please let us know. Call Radio Super Station S.S.S. Francis Smith: Ha, ha, Miss Thurston, look at this drawing of Eddie Huerta's. It says in big letters HSUBSCIBE NOW! He left out an ur. Soon Francis returned with his cartoon, bearing in large letters USOUVENIR NUMERJ' Art Mollnef: The next person who interrupts the proceedings will be sent home. Joseph Erven: Hurray! Ida W.: Are you going to the flower show? Agnes M.: No, it's too much trouble. I think I'll stay home and get it over the radio. A wealthy brewer in Montreal built a church and inscribed on it: This church Was' erected by Thomas Molson at his sole expense. Hebrews XI. Some Wags altered the inscription to make it read: This churc'1 was erected by Thomas Molton at his soul's expense. He brews XX. Alfred Chaix: Mr. Altheuser, are all Comets made in the Sentous print shop? A Little Boy: What kind of ice' cream have you? , Smart Clerk: Crescent. - Little Boy: I'll take some of that kind, please. This is just the place for me, ' Said the humorist at the shoreg For here, whene'er I 'crack a joke, .. The breakers simply' roar. He must not laugh at his'own wheeze- A snuff box has no right to sneeze. --Keith Preston. Silently, one by one, in the infinite books of the teachers, Blossom the neat little zeros, the forget-me-nots of the A9's. , L. Tucker to Mr. Knight: What's happened to G. Taylor since he started on his cross-country flight? - ' Mr Knight: Oh, he heard something rattle underneath, and ab- sent-mindedly stepped out to fix it. ' THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT