Sentous Junior High School - Comet Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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I gud. -'I H112 f 115- THE FUNNY HOUR 2:00 P. M. to 3:00 P. M. v Radio Station S.S.S.- The Voice of Educat-ion , Owned and Operated by Sentous Junior High School, Ibzc. Radio Super Station S.S.S. Please Notice If you object to anything we have said Ain this' Attempt to Be Humorous Hour, please do not take it to heartg just think of what we COULD have said. If you have been misquoted, be glad the matter isn't any worse. But if you feel especially peeved, just sue the Editor of the Journalism Department. The income of that department is more than suficient to satisfy all judgments. If you can't laugh at the jokes of the age, laugh at the age of the jokes. ....l. 5 l..-.. E. Connor: Why is a giraffe's neck so long? C. West: Because its head is so far from its body. J. Corbellz When I put the coat on the first time and buttoned it up, I burst the seam down the back. J. Zukerman: That shows how well our buttons are sewed on. The young melodramatic telling the story of his new play to the manager: As the robbers crawl in the window the clock strikes one- Good! cried the manager. Which one? K. Wicks: I-Iow nice of you to bring melthese flowers. They're so nice and fresh. I believe there's some dew on them. A. Des Ormeaus: Yes: but I am going to pay it off tomorrow. Farmer's Boy: Father, kin I go to the circus? Farmer: No: tain't mor'n a month ago since yer went to the top o' the hill to see the eclipse. 'Pears to me ye want to go the hull time. Mr. Wilson: Who can tell me the name of the largest diamond in the world? Benny G.: I can. It's the ace. ' Miss Borg ftreating injured studentlz Good gracious: didn't you bring the liment? , Helpful Student: No, of course not It was labeled, Not to be taken. Dad: Where have you been, James? James C.: Fishen'. Dad: Come into the woodshed and we shall have a whaling exf pedition. Jack C. fin art museum! : . Who was this here Nero? Wasn't' he the fellow that was always cold? . Gertrude N.: No, that was Zero. Joe C. fvisiting rabbitryj : I've seen the rabbits: now show me the tree. THERE IS N0 SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT

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and 4 9-11-1 Hili M.. ,A 4 - irc ux ' '--' nu rn: Lx ...I She shall have put a penny a day Because she can't work any faster. Little Tom Beecher Went to his teacher And asked her for his grade. She pointed her finger, And he didn't linger, For he guessed what he had made. Little Miss Bocker, Went to her lockerg Joyful and laughing was she. But, oh, what despair! When discovering there, The locker locked tight and no key. .1 5 ... Robert Ayres, announcing. That was the concluding number on the Children's Hour. .. 3 1 Good afternoon, friends of radio land. Dorothy Underwood, announcing. .... 5 .. Answer to Radio Puzzle KFSG . KNRC , KPO KOA KFUU KSMR KEVW KRE KFEC KTBI KNX KMIC KMTR .l5..... Students may come and students may go, But Sentous goes on forever. They walked among the shredded wheat, When grape nuts were in seasong He asked her why she seemed so sweetg She answered, There's a reason, .i.5...... - ..l Why is Mrs. Griffiths like a hinge? Because she is something to adore. .... 5 ..... Do you ever expect to see February March? Nog but April May. A lady from Alabama Was trying to wield a large hammerg But she hit her toe-nail, And was sent oil' to jail, For loosing very bad grammar. THERE IS N0 SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT

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I 1 -4- . Q11 -. . A- kl.....- I 'Q'-. . Y ,Iii - '.,'.:.,' The Metric System There are meters of accent, There are meters of tone, But the best way to meet her Is to meet her alone. At the End of the Term Questions to the right of them, Questions to the left of them, Questions in front of them, Coming unnumbered- - Till from their raging heads, Into a frenzy wrought ,rw-af, . , ,,:':' he Into the realms of naught UU Went their one hundred f100l. mr Some of our teachers are very impoliteg they interrupt you while you are reading the Comet in class. However hard we Work, Till even our fingers are sore, Some boobs will raise their voices and say: Yes, we've heard these jokes before. I am in a 10der mood Zday, I KL feel poetic, 25 ' 4 fun I'll just - 05 a l KL send it off 2 U. , I am sorry you've been 60 long, 2 C U I've 2 Waitg Bear yourself with 40tudeg B not disconsol8. What four letters should frighten a thief? O-I-C-U. Now, Girls Eleanor: What is worse than a man without a count Agnes: A country without a man. He asked a miss, What is a kiss, Grammatically declined? She said: It's a conjunction, sir, And cannot be declined. The The The And Comet is a great invention- schoolvgets all the fame, printer gets the money, ' the poor staff gets the blame. I wish I was a tall giraffe, For then, when I had candy, I'd taste each bite for seven feet, And wouldn't that he dandy? THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT . - -.pf-Q.. ...I ry?