Seneca High School - Tiger Yearbook (Seneca, KS)

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IN MEMORIAM Louis Gaston Gladys Jermane

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8' FRESHMEN HISTORY On the morning of September seventh at about 8:30, a peculiar ,noise was heard in the region of the west entrance of the assembly hall. As the cause of it approach- ed the noise grew louder and louder, until it burst into an uproar. The Freshmen class of 1918 was entering S. H. S. To every one but themselves, this class seemed to be the nearest approach to zero in the intellectual scale, of any class that had yet entered the high school. As the weeks passed by, their opinion of themselves decreased, until, at the end of the first six weeks, the burden of study and terror of examinations had weighed so heavily upon them, that their knees quaked as they walked. If by chance a Senior or faculty member passed by they assumed the air of worshippers. It seemed to the upper classmen that this new addition to S. H. S. was gradually finding it's place. To the Freshmen who will read this we wish to say. Do not let these few dis- paraging remarks dishearten you, for next year you will assume the dignified title of Sophomores, anid then you can turn a -scornful eye upon another freshmen class equally as green as your own, if that ispossible. l 1 N

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-fi-L' N L.. -.. - . THE CHAPERON. Dear Miss Chaperon: I am deeply in love with 3 Freshman girl who fails to return my affections. What can I do to secure her love ?--Bob Iles. Wait patiently, and your love, if true, will be returned. Dear Chaperon: I want to kiss my best girl, but haven't the cheek. What shall I do? -Everett Price. ' Use your lips and her cheek. Dear Chaperon: - Is it very wrong for Seniors to play 'Post Office' at their parties ?-R. K. Hatch. Of course not, if you are foolish enough to enjoy it. Dear Chaperon: I, a Freshman am deelply in love with the principal of my high school. How may I be sure that it is not in vain 7-Lois Gage. Propose to him and see what he says. Dear Chaperon: I am in love with a young man who is a barber. I would mar- ry him if I felt that it was a noble profession.-Frances Herold. Yes, think how he beautifies mankind. Dear Miss Chaperon: Is it unladylike to go 'Hunting' unchaperoned.-Ivy. No, indeed, if you enjoy the sport. Dear Chaperon: I would like to go with a girl who is in my class. She does not live in Seneca, but in Baileyville. I have asked her to go places with me, but she has 'stung' me six times. What shall I do ?-Paul Allen. If at first you don't succeed try, try, again. Dear Chaperon: No, John it is not proper to chase a girl home from play practice. Dear Miss Chaperon: I have a true friend who lives in the suburbs of Seneca whom I would like to present with some little token of appreciation for his interest in me. What would be appropriate?-Ethel Hart. A pleasant smile, or a bolt of baby ribbon, a tatting shuttle or a hope chest would be very appropriate. Dear Chap-cron: I am 'crazy' over a certain Sophomore girl who will not speak to me altho' we used to go together. How can I place myself in her affection once more?-Arthur Leak. Never mind, the course of love never runs smooth. Roland: Yes, it is a breach of etiquette to tell a girl that you would not ask her for another date for a 'five'. A Herbert: It is not customary to give a young lady an article of jewelry unless you are engaged to her. Earl Henderson: No, we don't think that large feet should be a hin.drance. If she really loves you she will overlook such a minor detail. Dear Chaperon: I am a beautiful young high school girl of sixteen. I am search- ing for a husband and would like to know if it is alright to get him through the Matrimonial Bureau.-Olive Culver. Yes, but you had better wait a few years before confining yourself to one man. Dear Chaperonz My short stature is a great handicap to me especially in an amateur production in which I have a part. What would you suggest to make me taller. -Grace Griffiths. Tie a fifty pound weight to your ankles and hang from a pole every morning for thirty minutes. Increases your height two inches per day. S