Seminole County High School - Indian Yearbook (Donalsonville, GA)

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Cat Jugglers Anonymous You could help save this cat In Mexico kittens such as this one are luggled for money as sport If you have this problem or would like to send a contribution, write to Cat Jugglers Anonymous c o Tracy McCracken 5th Street Donalsonville. Ga 31745

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Yaks Organize; Threaten School Throughout the past year at SCHS students displayed a remarkable talent for organizing As soon as someone found a cause, students immediately rallied around it and formed a club in conjunction with it Such was the birth of the Hunch Bunch and the Brain Trust and other such groups The established organizations such as the Holy Rollers and the Save-the-Rat Foundation grew rapidly But these were relatively well-mannered groups and gave the administration relatively little trouble But it was the YAKS who threatened to destroy education as we know it “YAKS' stands for Yddl an Association of kindred societies and consists of three federations the Yul Brynner Club, the Euell Gibbons Club, and the Yuletide Club These societies had nothing more in com- mon than the Y66I sound in their names, but they banded together in an effort to combat what they called the “administrations profession “ This one flimsy bond of unity held the three together in one strong confederation that proved, at least for a while, unstoppable The Yul Brynner Club was originally a fad that began during the summer and became noticeable after school began Students had apparently been brainwashed by an unnamed military source These stu- dents' hair had been shaven off and told that Bald is Beautiful “ They were also subjected to constant showings of Brynner s movie “The King and I “ The club's president. Bill Baxley, tried to encourage oth- ers to join his group by telling them. “Don't worry, it'll grow back “ Naturalists at SCHS virtually flocked to join the Euell Gibbons Club named for the man who made famous the saying. Ever eat a pine tree9 Many parts are edible “ This party formed to use natural sub- stances as a substitute to the cafeteria at lunchtime They enjoyed a strong following until the area within a mile and a half of the school had been stripped of vegetation A concerned effort by police and school officials ended the club by poisoning the plants to make all who ate them SICK But by far the worst of these clubs was the Yuletide Club These students refused to believe there was no Santa Claus and were very violent about it. The students insisted on having Christmas decorations in place year-round and were known to hold caroling parties in mid-July (with gallons of eggnog) The group has as its goals a constitutional amendment making every day of the year Christmas (they say it helps the economy) and the replacing of the Susan B Anthony with Kris Krmgle on the dollar coin 8

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 7? r SCHS Students Tell What They Prefer When looking over the occurrences of our high school years we ll think fondly upon the happenings at school, at ball games, at dances But these are easier to remember than the little things that so typified our teenage years Over the years we may forget the role that Adidas or Nike or Izod. or Beach T-shirts or our favorite pair of blue jeans played in our lives We need to keep these memories alive for the future, when we re sitting among the empty beer cans in the den listening to the kids scream and the phone ring while trying to figure out how to pay the bills and decide to try to relive those carefree days when our worst problem was trying to find someone that you could date or that would date you In an effort to do this the 1980 Indian staff conducted the following poll as a sample of the likes and dislikes of the average student in Semi- nole County High Now we can sit solemnly in our easy chair m the den and block out the kids and the bill collectors and remember the times when we thought we had it so bad Cars 1 Trans Am 2 T-Bird 3 280Z 4 Z28 ■6 Corvette 6 Mustang 7. Grand Prix 8. LTD 9. Firebird 10 XR-7 Beverages 1. Mountain Devwt'S 4 Alroholic Beverage? 5. Cokfi Soda Juice 10 Mello vello 10