Selwyn House School - Yearbook (Montreal, Quebec Canada)

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LAWRENCE REUSING GHEEEEE!!! Lorince, comes to the tuble, call Gerird, diner is rady! What a family, what a guy! He has been at Selwyn House School for nine years, and thus has gained so much confidence in himself that he does not need a posted lookout anymore when he wants to Have A Coffee tH.A.C.J in the teacher's common room. Apart from being the president of the H.A.C. Underground Organization, founded on 4!4!79, Lawrence has also been discovered to be involved in a sly system of very messy food overconsumption during lunch. Anyway all of his talents will again be shared at Marianopolis where he will still be HACking around with all of us! CLARK SCHWAB Definition: Clark Schab: A humanoid creature possessing alll necessary characteristics for life and little more. Ambition: Modern Love God or sanitary engineer. tQuick translation: All or Nothingy Probable destination: Certainly not writing grad notes. Favorite saying: If it doesn't fit, force it! Claim to fame: Unknown, but open to suggestions. Hobbies: Sailing, Skiing, Computer sciences, and the indepth study of sex life of igneous rocks. Why?: Why does this incredibly average individual waste precious time writing his grad note? It is a long and monotonous story beginning eight years ago when Clark arrived at the Selwyn House institution for the incurably sane. Since then he has proved to be very different, and currently looks forward to a lucrative future. tAll donations to be made to the Give Clark a Break association.J Thanks a lot, I really mean, itl M.E.

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SIMONE PACE Simone has and always will be a leader. Wherever he goesg Italy, Canada, anywhere, there will always be some luscious bimbo groveling at his feet or at other parts of his muscular body. After four long years at S.H.S, he was able to develop his musical career with the Bad Sinners and his talents at serving at the messiest grade ll table. I-Ie is the one who showed us how to eat without forks, knives or plates and sometimes even off the table. All in all he has acquired four satisfactory years at S.H.S. and is looking forward to a successful career later on in the future. Simone, telephono ...l! - Lawrence you talk to her! His friends DAVID RAMSAY Fiction can be defined as the creation of the mind, because the mind creates fiction and the mind is real so as a result the fiction the mind creates can be as real as anything relative to life, Better late than never, right Bear! NICHOLAS PRATLEY Claim to Fame: Having seniority on the Headmaster, who's been at the school for ten years. Cherished Memories: Inspection in grade 7 French, handing out polite parking tickets on Stanton St.g fighting with Mr. Reid for control of a certain study carrel Awards: Many, for academic prowess Un terms of monetary value, they just about cover the losses.J. Life is a jest, and all things show itg I thought so once, but now l know it. - John Gay

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SQ . JOHN SHANNON Eleven years of insanity. 1 apologize to those seven linguistics teachers in Grade 9. We were never forgiven. The tests, essays, hockey games and debates now fade into one big memory: Selwyn House. From Shannon V to Shannon. l knew when I received my diploma that it had ended .. I had returned to that reassuring but profoundly unsatisfactory state known as being in one's right mind - Aldous Huxley I am educated?! Yet, am I better? A sophisticated human can become primitive. What this really means is that the human's way of life changes. The converse, of course, is equally true: the primitive can become sophisticated, but not without accepting dreadful psychological damage. ANDREW SMITH Andrew arrived at Selwyn House in grade 7, very much unaware of the way of life here. Although Andrew was more at home gracing the halls of academics, he also participated vigorously in sports and athletics. Not content to stay in one sport, Andrew, over the years, has played rugby in which he was famous for his groang badminton, basketball, weight training, and curling, in which he created the ever popular double bang-ol shot, much to the chagrin of Mr. Martin. This year, Andrew was honoured for all his excapades by being made prefect, a post that he valued a great deal. As I move on to higher learning, I thank all my classmates and wish them all the best of success in whatever path each of them decides to follow. Ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem. - John Henry Cardinal Newman