Selwyn House School - Yearbook (Montreal, Quebec Canada)

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JON LAPIN Type of monster: A Lapin Occurrence: Rare Alignment: chaotic chaos Hit dice: varies with mood Size: medium small Hit Points: varies with weather Move: 90 ft. walking: vfmg flying tstraight downj per turn Attacks: 1 tverbal stingj Damage: 80070 Demoralization Armor Class: lim x, x 2 '? Nationalism is the measles of mankind - Albert Einstein PAUL LAPLANTE There is a time to live and a time to die. I have lived a bit and died a bit. Strange days have followed bizarre nights. Madness is a relative state. Who can say which of us is truly insane? And while l roam through Central Park wearing moth-eaten clothes and a surgical mask, screaming revolutionary slogans and laughing hysterically, I wonder even now if what l did was really so irrational. l'm sick of these stinky boats Thanks to all l have known, liked or despised. SANDY MAAG Morison Woody Allen Since Sandy decided not to exercise his prerogative in writing a grad note, the Central Committee would like to exercise its own and wish him the best of luck wherever he is.

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JOHN HOUSEZ With the crowd instantly silenced by his commanding and unexpected rising, he uttered something so incredibly unutterable, so impossible, so unsolvable, that this mass of philosophy started heaving right and left and dying on the spot, blood bursting from their ears in an astounding death agony. - Steve Martin I'll never forget the time Charlie hit Billy who in turn hit Sally Sue. Hey, I could have had a V-8 freeze-ray stellar starch plate. Life is an understatement developed through sebaceous osterization. A few spasmodic wriggles, and the snake lay still. - Franklin W. Dixon So pointless, and yet, I can still see my ref1ection in the toaster. BRETT HOWARD When not electrocuting himself in the Physics lab, Brett was possessed with a mission to pass Calculus the always seemed to understand the material, except during the testsl. Also known for aggressive mark grubbing, teachers used to hide from Brett after correcting his work. Having spent his afternoons winning computers for the school, Brett is left with the dubious distinction of being the only human ever to complete Pirate Adventure . An avid wrestler, he is not a person to meet in a dark alley. Man of steel fmind of leadj, Brett will leave his marks in the school. Another case of the joys of l1B! A Friend fD.C.l.S.J JOSEPH KOVALIK Whenever there is a situation where a power struggle exists, there is never any right or wrong, one can either win and predominate, or one can lose and be defeated. In science, one can only be right or wrong, the idea of winning and losing does not exist. A very great scientist once became involved in a situation where these two ideas mixed. There was only one thing that he could say to defend himself: E pur si muove.

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AYMEN NADER On equal temper of hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. After half a decade, Aymen emerges from the cesspool of the student body. Suffering from permanent five o'clock shadow, he was captain of the football team and a pursuing prefect. We have to say something about academics but as his quote says, he is strong in will, to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield, but he has trouble finding his own. Usually, he finds someone else's. Whatever happens in Aymen's life, he will always find excitement and success. PETER NORRIS How am I supposed to cram eleven years of my life into twenty nine words? Oh, boys, don't be sentimentalg it's bad for the digestion! Take a tonic, follow me! - Herman Melville AMEDEO PACE Gheeeee! Amedeo, vieni a tabolo! Amedeo's four years at Selwyn House have greatly enhanced his education, as we have all seen in this last year. His outstanding manners at the lunch table tat which he gained over 14 pounds this yearj, his mysterious consumption of coffee from the teacher's common room, as well as his efforts with his band at Selwyn House dances are prime examples of his extra-curricular contributions to the school. He has grown from a decent boy in grade eight to a REALLY decent man in grade eleven. Don't expect too much. Even the best musicians have to be patient with one another. lt always takes a few sessions to get your act together. - John Gindick