Selwyn House School - Yearbook (Montreal, Quebec Canada)

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1.7 T- '94 'Zhi TOMMY KAUFMAN The dumph came to Selwyn House in grade seven under the guise of an ac- demic scholarship. The school has never fully recovered: who can forget the days when Tommy used to run down a corridor in hot pursuit of a teacher to ask one more pertinent question lthis was grade ninel: in grade eleven Tommy became the accomplished bachelor ofthe class. However, we must admit that the sports world at Selly has greatly benefitted from Tom's consistent participation: the ac- academic world has also benefited. on the rare occasion. I am sure that Tom will succeed in whichever career he decides to pursue, be it girl-chasing or bar-hopping land if McGill should lower its criterion for medicine. Tom might even become a doctorj. A Friend N.B, pet aversions: P.S.S.C. problems, healthy relationships. Farourite pastime: trying to break up healthy relationships. TIM LARGE When Tim joined the Selly crowd in grade seven. he was such a sweet and in- nocent little boy - he even used to bring cookies for the teachers every morning. What a change! Since then. Tim acquired a liking for such things as Genesis fde- finitely reflecting a lack of tastel. girl swopping. champinki . Russian frolics as well as several other things, unfortunately unmentionable. Despite an obvious lack of intelligence he manages to pull off first rate marks. Tim distinguishes himself on soccer and rugby teams, and undoubtedly is the Selly all-star basket- ball player. Even though Tim is supposedly grounded or broke on weekends, you can catch him skiing into trees on the slopes. or bar-hopping in Old Montreal. Tim s favourite sayings include l'd walk 100 miles for a camel! Recently Tim gradua ted from head wall-washer to dishwasher. Congratulations! May your career in the future be equally successful. BOBBY LEVY Bob infiltrated the Selly ranks in grade five. Bobby, probably one ofthe most competitive boys in the school, strives to come out on top ofall ofthe class 81 he manages to come close. Around every Christmas. when success seems imminent, Bobby migrates to Miami beach where he catches the rays , and comes back ready again for the long sprint to summer. His claims to fame include advertising manager for the yearbook, and several more to come. lfhopefullyl

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3 li -lx -i DAVID HALLER After five years at Selly. David has come up with a number of pet aversions. Among them are school. homework. teachers. and people who call him Uthe Little Green Sprout . However. he has liked a few things such as skipping games, science. and nights out on the town with Myron. A friend MICHAEL HOLY Michael burst through the doors of Selly. nose flaring like a bull. ready to at- tack the Selly way of life. It'sjust too bad the doors were locked and the colli- sion has left him meatless today. Indeed. he is characterized by approaching everything full in the face: responsibilities. parked cars. and trees at Mt. Tremblant Also known for his ridiculous laugh. we will probably remember him most for his burners . Who can forget his initiation as a prefect when it took -ll boys to tack- le him and hoist him onto the sacrificial teachers desk and slowly. excruciatingly shaved off his left burner A anyways. they're growing back at an incredible rate. A real asset to the senior basketball team. the collection otigrad notes for this worthy manuscript. and the dynamic member of our entertainment committee. I'm sure welll all miss him when he leaves. ALEXANDER HYDER Activities: Various clubs. student librarian, cycling and occasionally games. Favourite Sayings: Would you like to see something little boy? ho-ho-ho' Phudging Physics is Phun. Ambition: Mechanical Engineer Probable Destination: Driving trains for Canadian Pacific. Alex will be remembered at Selwyn for his record for getting six teachers ana noyed in an amazing four minutes - Practice makes perfect. 'Alex is an exemplary student: he is hard working and one of the IHOSI consci- encious students at Selly. They made me say it. His Friends

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'6 6 I--BA X E' . X xv- TUL lf' lo-ft? BRENT MAINWARING When Brent came to Selwyn House in grade seven from 'down south'. he car- ried the true rebel spirit as well as a touch of southern charm. Between grades sev- en and nine he managed to cause enough trouble to start World War III. Grade ten saw a new and improved Brent. He has distinguished himself on the football, rug- by. and basketball team. He is a good debater, a skilled public speaker. and an af ble prefect. Brent also graces the Entertainment Committee with his presence. His favourite sayings include So what can I say. and Large, what an ugly! Brent amazes his friends when he pulls off top marks while doing a minimum of work. It is time for Brent to bronze his rugby cleats, pack up the ugly club, and move on to bigger and better things. Chow! I His friends MANLIQ MARESCOTTI Manlio or Mario as he likes to be called, came to Selwyn House in the fifth grade. Along with Cefis. they made up the gruesome twosome of the Italian com- munity at Selwyn House forthe next 7 years. But Manlio did more than just de- fend his ethnic background, he was also the president. vice-president and chairman of the board of the Selwyn House ball hockey league. Manlio has his redeeming points too: such as his quick wit and his bad jokes. But mostly his accomplishment of securing a cute auburn from the Study. Manlio managed to go out with this auburn for nearly a year, even though she was also very popular with many of Manlio's peers. Manlio says that he wants to go into commerce andfor hotel management. It is too bad that Manlio won't be able to pursue his scientific career. especially PSSC which he likes so much. I wish Manlio a happy and fulfilling future and hope he succeeds in what he sets out to do: who knows. I may need a dollar or a hotel room sometime in the future. A true friend DAVID MONOD Ambitions: linebacker on Saskatchewan Rough Riders, headmaster of Selwyn House, famous nuclear physicist, and renowned gnomologist. Probable Destination: Pope Activities: Talking, talking, sleeping, talking. talking, sleeping. etc. Pet Avertions: Expending energy and waking up. Favourite Saying: Yes. I know sir, but what's the point ofit?