Selwyn House School - Yearbook (Montreal, Quebec Canada)

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ROBERT HOUSEZ Robbie spent five years at Selwyn House. most of it in class studying ltheoret icallyl. He did find time for working in the chocolate bar shop. playing chess. and editing the EXAMINER, He has. however. participated in a few worthwhile activities. He has graced with his presence the soccer, basketball and track and field teams. along with the detention room on many occasions. He constantly exasperates people over the spelling ofhis name. I-Iousez. not Hoose. and I'm not French! Over the years he has acquired various nicknames: Hoose. Rob. Rrrrrrobbie, and. . .uh. WCll.21Fly'VVelY. . . Robbie has learned a few things at Sellie. much to the surprise of his class- mates land teachersl. He has arrived at the amazing conclusion that ifyou keep cutting corners. you will wind up going in circles . -His Friends- -IIMUIARDINE The school champion of lethargy sleeps so well that only the bell can wake him. He is notorious forjoining teams and never showing up. as well as for not handing in his English assignments on time. Ambition: Chiefmatress-tester Probable Destinationi Being fired for falling asleep on the job. Favorite Saying: Capet. you're dead! -CENSORED- H UZZZZZZZZZZ. .

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SSP' gnu.. 'TVX 44 Ext' at t,,. L qs--0 DAVID GAMEROEF Farewell to school. my fast dying friends. The world is unfolding. I must make amends. My life has been closed in. a box tied with string, The new life is beckoning, I must catch its wind. For nine years I've lived here. for many more not, And I'll leave this stone building with many a thought Of the scrapes and the riches. mostly teacher instilled, To broaden my mind. more than their lives fulfil, But in the end I have gained more than l've lost. I've given up nine years, and that's been the cost Ufa Selwyn House knowledge all smothered in frills. And QI might add disdainfullyj a very high bill. As for me and my friends. we've just finished 'leven Say goodbye old friends. to the class of seventy seven. ROBERT HALL Robert has been at Selwyn I-louse for ten years. During these ten years he has been a captain of numerous sports teams and has been on many committees. Robert is known throughout the school for his speed in running races. He present- ly holds the 100 yard dash record for the school. He has also been known to be the only one able to talk to Hedrei about some sophisticated sound system he is building. Robert's presence among his friends will be missed in the years after our graduation. Good luck in future years. 1 His friends. GEORGE HEDREI George has been a whirlwind of activity ever since he came to Selwyn House years ago. In grade five he became famous as Generator George , committed to terrorizing the halls of the school and tearing down the walls with his fearsome ramming and his peculiar rumbling and screeching sounds. Since that year, he has become one of those few students whose character is inherent and vital to the class image. What would grade eleven be without George? Who else would sit at the front ofthe class. sound asleep. two feet away from the teacher because he had been up till 4:00 A,M. the previous night going crazy over his C.B. or fixing someone's toaster? Who else is regularly 4 weeks late on all his assignments but still manages to maintain first rate grades? Who else would be crazy enough to fix a movie projector so the class could proceed as planned? George's sole motivation since he was born has been electronics - watch out. because when he runs around with his 10,000 volt Zapper , things start getting dangerous. Cf course, no one can forget his splendid school-bag about 25 years old - stuffed with books. We're all confident that George will excel in his future electronic endeavours and we're all very sorry to see him go. We hope that his electronic lust will be able to con- tain itself on the appropriate occasions. I do not know what I may appear to the world: but to myselfl seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore. and diverting myself now and then in finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary: whilst the great ocean of truth lav all undiscovered before me. Sir Issac Newton

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-. fix B' ...mt MICHAEL LECLAIR Ambition: To be a star photographer for Playboy. Probable Destination: A special effect. Activities: Destroying toy houses. making Montreal into an active earthquake zone. and parting the Red Sea. Pet Aversions: Pea soup. Metros. and people who are smarter than he is. Favourite Saying: As with painted or photo-cut out glass shots. the relative apertures which are required to hold focus will ordinarily range from ffll to W22. depending on the size of the trans- parency. AIEREMY NICOL Once upon a time there was a little boy twe thinkl. called Jeremy Nicol. In his past ten years at Selwyn House. he has excelled in every sporting activity he has entered. -leremy has a fetish for perfection: grasshopper soup definitely does not agree with him. though at one time he naively professed a liking for it. Jeremy is very fond of talk shows. as he has shown by his great devotion to johnny Carson's Tonight Show. As soon as one smells his favourite cologne, Macho. one braces oneself for the inevitable verbal attack to follow. All of his friends sincerely hope that he will become the something he most desires in life. Good luck, Jeremy! Friends DAVID NORRIS Dave has always been somewhat of a mystique in Selwyn House School. Al- though he has led an unblemished life at S.H.S. for ten years, Dave has distin- guished himself at B.C.S. forthe cult of needlepoint and botany. His gaunt sta' ture and dazed look should not be mistaken with the high vitality that exists in him while playing Robin Trower's Favourites. Dave has been an active member of all the groupie and rap sessions. He is the originator of Needle Norris and the Nifties . which reminds me of his immortal quotation. We're not the Stones, but we're nifty. He plans to continue his education at U.N.B. where he will seek fullfillment in local taverns. I am sure that Dave will be remembered for his large contribution to S.H.S.