Selwyn House School - Yearbook (Montreal, Quebec Canada)

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MONRO LANIER Favourite Sayings: Pittsburgh Pirates all the way! Sub, it seems to me.... South of the border, we did it like this .... Sub, perhaps we should call it the 'NORTH American Dream' instead. Not 'Yankee' - Rebel! Phillips! Activities: Lacrosse, debating, yearbook, Examiner. taking issue with teachers, proving that the U.S.- has the best political system. Favourite Quotes: I am not arguing with you - I am telling you. -'I.M. Whistler. Sweet Home Alabama. - Lynyrd Skynyrd. Were it left to me to decide., Ibetweenj government without newspapers. or newspapers without government. I should not hesitate to prefer the latter. - Thomas jefferson. Most Memorable Quote: I am not a crook. - Richard M. Nixon. MICHAEL LEVY Activities: Entertainment committee. bridge club. Examiner. S.H.S. football fan. Fond Memories: Laughing with the guys. Mr. Porter chalk and repartee. McDonald's for lunch, Summers of 73 and 7-4. Ambition: Computers and psychiatrylpsychology. Probable Destination: Telling a machine my problems. Advice for future Eleven-ers: If you want to look sharp, feel sharp, and be sharp - file your head to a point.

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ELLIOT KAUFMAN I live in a flux not attached to matter - a free spirit - swimming in the waters of time. Ambition: Surgeon. Probable Destination: Cleaning out bed pans in hospitals. Activities: You wouldn't believe me ifl told you. The prison gates have finally flung open - I'm getting outa here. CAMERON LANDELL Favourite Saying: This school is really VSJS--up. Ambition: Eugenist. Probable Destination: Animal gassing division ofthe S.P.C.A. Activities: Bantarnaiunior. and senior football. intramurahjunior. and senior hockey. lacrosse. skipping club. entertainment committee. LESLIE LANDSBERGER Alias: Troid. Burger. Proboscis. Activities: Golf, hockey. rugby, and football. Pet Aversion: Decision. Favourite Sayings: l see . l.isten. Turkey! Parting Thought: ln the lower grades. Selwyn House seems unbearable. As boys mature. school becomes even enjoyable: you reap the rewards of your years of toil and suffering. Young Sellyites. stay on and life will look up.

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DONALD MACFARLANE Nicknames: Mac, Teddy, Donnie. Dislikes: Mac. Teddy, Donnie, disorganization. blunt pencils and dry pens. and irresistible and insoluble Physics problems. Pastimes: Trying to answer questions meant for other people. Activities: Black Watch Cadets. soccer, and tennis. According as thou esteemeth thyself Others will esteem thee. Gaelic Proverb MARK MAINWARING Nationality: American. Greatest Hope: That the Canadians will one day see the natural inferiority of their country. Present Occupation: Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, Selwyn House division. Activities: Football, basketball. lacrosse. debating. honours in cross-burning, insulting. and general persecution of minorities. Greatest Dislikes: Why aren't you playing football? fuzzy Frenchmen, the Pittsburgh Pirates. Saddest Day: Pittsburgh winning the N.L. East. Happiest Day: Pittsburgh being bombed in the Playoffs. Favourite Sayings: The man's got a point! Who chose YOU as the yearbook editor? QAny resemblance between the above and Mark Mainwaring is purely coincidentalj ANDREW lVlALCOLlVl As long as l do not get hit by a car. I should continue breathing on a regular basis. Andy Malcolnfs third farewell address to his comrades.