Selkirk Hospital for Mental Diseases - Horizon Yearbook (Selkirk, Manitoba Canada)

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C.N.I.B. STAFF | hairdressersI A PROBLEM FOR THE PSYCHIATRIST Have you been having problems ? And are you feeling blue ? Well stop worrying right now. I ' ll tell you what to do. Try studying statistics Then trace your pedigree. Once you know the facts of life. Come and visit me. I am a psychiatrist. Treat nerves and nervous strain After your first visit. Your sure to come again. When you have had your brain wash, Your conscience will be clear You ' ll know your not to blame After Remotivation, Their never quite the same. You ' ll have a brand new problem A pretty fair exchange. Complex as problems should be. With scope and depth and range. The problem that you now face. Is not what ' s wrong with you. Identify the culprit. Behind the things you do. Of course it was your childhood Your parents were at fault. Lack of love or too much love Not knowing where to halt. If they did commit those crimes I ' m sure you will agree According to psychiatry The faults the family tree. Which brings us back to Grandpa Of course to Grandma to. They didn ' t do their job right The onus bounced on you. Grandparent ' s are not to blame. Psychiatry says so. It must have been their parents fault. And so and so and so. And so we ' re back to Adam To Eve and the apple tree Alas with no psychology The problems back to me. MRS. MAC