Seguin High School - Matador Yearbook (Seguin, TX)

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The CRICKET Evelyn B.- Cricket l wish you'd quit reaching for things at the table. Haven't you a tongue? Cricket- Yes but my arms are longer. Mrs. King- lf l were to die what yould you do? Mr. King- Ch, the same as you would yourself. Mrs, King- You wretchl l have always suspected you. Many a man loses his balance when his wife goes shopping. l' Richard W.- I prayed for you last night. Evangeline- Next time telephone. The girl who drinks to you only with her eyes is more likely to give you a heartache than a headache. Hilma- Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, l dare say: but I could give you a wrinkle or two. Ida Elise - No doubt-and never miss them. Dr. -Anderson fsternlyl- Where were you last nite? Roland- OhQ just riding around with some of the boys. .PL Anderson- Well, tell 'em not to leave their lip sticks in the car. ' James E.- I want to buy you something useful for your birth- day. What can you suggest? Lola W.- Chl I think a really useful diamond ring would do as well as anything. Mr. BROCK- Oh, l say it's raining out. Mr. Patterson-- Naw. that's just the wave length of the grapefruit l'm eating. There's a pair of good slippers, said the careless one as he threw the bananas down. Something that runs in the best of families-silk hose. Miss Williams- Give me a sentence with viaduct Robert B.- He threw a tomato at me and that's viaduct. There, little janitorl--do'nt you cry-you'll own the building by and by. Zan- Could I interest you in a car?' Hilma- l don't know, you might try. Arthur- Do you play by ear? H Nfiss Williams- No my neck isn't long enough. 'IQZ6' a

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The CRICKET CLASSIFIED ADS. SENIOR CLASS SONG for sale at all music stores. When You and I Were Idiots. LESSONS in Solid Geometry. Low rates. Sec Ellis Buerger and Ralph Coble. LATEST Inventions in ironing boards. See W. W. Tengy. Y WE ARE authorized to announce for candidate for dog catcher, Mr. Daniel Tschoeoe. WE ARE authorized to announce Mr. Zan Erskine as candidate for truant officer. SUCCESSFUL ways of using golden glint. Elvira Beutnagel. me