Seguin High School - Matador Yearbook (Seguin, TX)

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The CRICKET Evelyn B.- Cricket l wish you'd quit reaching for things at the table. Haven't you a tongue? Cricket- Yes but my arms are longer. Mrs. King- lf l were to die what yould you do? Mr. King- Ch, the same as you would yourself. Mrs, King- You wretchl l have always suspected you. Many a man loses his balance when his wife goes shopping. l' Richard W.- I prayed for you last night. Evangeline- Next time telephone. The girl who drinks to you only with her eyes is more likely to give you a heartache than a headache. Hilma- Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, l dare say: but I could give you a wrinkle or two. Ida Elise - No doubt-and never miss them. Dr. -Anderson fsternlyl- Where were you last nite? Roland- OhQ just riding around with some of the boys. .PL Anderson- Well, tell 'em not to leave their lip sticks in the car. ' James E.- I want to buy you something useful for your birth- day. What can you suggest? Lola W.- Chl I think a really useful diamond ring would do as well as anything. Mr. BROCK- Oh, l say it's raining out. Mr. Patterson-- Naw. that's just the wave length of the grapefruit l'm eating. There's a pair of good slippers, said the careless one as he threw the bananas down. Something that runs in the best of families-silk hose. Miss Williams- Give me a sentence with viaduct Robert B.- He threw a tomato at me and that's viaduct. There, little janitorl--do'nt you cry-you'll own the building by and by. Zan- Could I interest you in a car?' Hilma- l don't know, you might try. Arthur- Do you play by ear? H Nfiss Williams- No my neck isn't long enough. 'IQZ6' a

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The CRICKET U U Mrs. Koch- Why does jack stay so long? Doesn't he know how to say 'goodnite? Katherine- Of course. That's why he stays so long. ...- Richard-- I love you. Evangeline- My goodness, what old-fashioned book have you been reading now? Mary Leah- Please give me one of your pictures. I just must have one. Teddy-4 What for? Mary Leah- To put on the freak page of my memory book. 'Zan4 Oh, would I were a river, so I could always stay in bed. Freshman- Let's take a list of the Ten Commandments. Soph- What for? Fresh- I want to see if l've missed anything. ...--Tl. Mr. KING Keating his wife's biscuits,- The first' thousand were the hardest. Advice- Open books at night Will increase your knowledge, But running after women Will pick you out of college. L1-...., C. A. - Have you ever heard Arthur play the piano? How wonderful he is. Baxter- I'm better than he is. He uses both hands, and I only use one finger. Mr, Tenney- And in the end the greatest brokers go broke, the greatest fighters get whipped and-the greatest football players grad- uate. Coble- Not always. Gus B.-- My brother has quit eating onions. Glaeser- Sure enoughI Gus- Yes he died yesterday. all Polly V.- How did you take such a cold? Roger V.- I was taking a bath and somebody played the 'Star Spangled Banner. Pc-o y W.- This water is muddy, waiter. Waiter- You're mistaken, the glass is dirty. Burges- l'm going to kiss you every time you stop talking. Shorty- You impudent thing. l'Il never speak to you again. ' i 0.19264 4P '

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