Seguin High School - Matador Yearbook (Seguin, TX)

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The CR1CKiET JOKES Hagemann- Did you hear the explosion yesterday? Vernon C.-- No what was it? Hagemann-L'Why the wind blew up Vinegar Hill. Mr. Saegert fin Economics,- Weiss when do you take stock at Bluml:erg's? Weiss- Whenever the clerks aren't looking. Beggar- Will you give me a dime for a cup of coffee? Squiz B.- No Sir, l don't drink coffee. Mr. Termey- One dollar for just 3 blocks ride? Taxi Driver- lt was four blocks Sir. Tenney- Yes, but l'm going to knock one more off now. Mr. Saegert fin arithmetic,- lf you had ten dollars and l gave you one how many would you have? Lula M.-- l don't know l always counted with apples. lnsurance man- Don't you want the furniture insured against theft? Mr. King- Yes, all but the clock, everyone watches it. Stranger- ls Mike Howe there? Miss Vickers-'iNo, this is the school house not the stock yard. Mr. Patterson- A single fish will lay a million eggs each year. Freshman- And how about the married ones? Teacher- What are you going to make out of your son? Mr. Magee-fjudging from the time he comes home at nightj I think he'll make a night watchman. The girl with with the unpowdered nose usually shines in her classes. Weifs fexamining hosieryj- Are these socks of the heat quality? Clerk- Yes, Sir-l've worn a pair for a week now and they stand alone. Mr. Saegert-l'm not going to subscribe to the Seguin paper next year. Mrs. Saegert- Why? lV'r. Saegert- Because it doesn't get here in time to start the fire with.

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The CRICKET U U Mrs. Koch- Why does jack stay so long? Doesn't he know how to say 'goodnite? Katherine- Of course. That's why he stays so long. ...- Richard-- I love you. Evangeline- My goodness, what old-fashioned book have you been reading now? Mary Leah- Please give me one of your pictures. I just must have one. Teddy-4 What for? Mary Leah- To put on the freak page of my memory book. 'Zan4 Oh, would I were a river, so I could always stay in bed. Freshman- Let's take a list of the Ten Commandments. Soph- What for? Fresh- I want to see if l've missed anything. ...--Tl. Mr. KING Keating his wife's biscuits,- The first' thousand were the hardest. Advice- Open books at night Will increase your knowledge, But running after women Will pick you out of college. L1-...., C. A. - Have you ever heard Arthur play the piano? How wonderful he is. Baxter- I'm better than he is. He uses both hands, and I only use one finger. Mr, Tenney- And in the end the greatest brokers go broke, the greatest fighters get whipped and-the greatest football players grad- uate. Coble- Not always. Gus B.-- My brother has quit eating onions. Glaeser- Sure enoughI Gus- Yes he died yesterday. all Polly V.- How did you take such a cold? Roger V.- I was taking a bath and somebody played the 'Star Spangled Banner. Pc-o y W.- This water is muddy, waiter. Waiter- You're mistaken, the glass is dirty. Burges- l'm going to kiss you every time you stop talking. Shorty- You impudent thing. l'Il never speak to you again. ' i 0.19264 4P '