Sedro Woolley High School - Kumtux Yearbook (Sedro Woolley, WA)

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All ix J ' -- i .SSA 9 - C i s ' i- +. S ,s .Q15 --kh .. . '-I .fl -1 is A il' Y' 1 -si , L x . fl, 'rw S53 '- . A .x.. .. . Max i.. i ,, -.1 - ax, X swswyslgsa-sttssets ssaaxse-QMNN-ss - -- ss sa. -. - -X - N. , be told by the famous story teller, Bernard Sumner. Now kiddies listen attentively. A two-act comedy has been produced by Marnel Corbett, on her book, How to Get to School on Time, starring Ray Martindale, Natalie Bradford and herself. Marian Boyd, woman senator from Borneo, has chosen as her assistants to help her rule these people, Gertrude McMackin, Ches- ter Van Sinderen, Zona Pilon, Cecil Jones and Thelma Sarff. They will sail immediately. Station S.W.H.S. now signing off on news items, next will be the evening's entertainment under the direction of Juanita Jeffrey, Phill Rarey, Thelma Neilan and Mildred Pressentin. First number on the program, John Vlahovich will tell us How to Produce a Tea-hone Steak from Hamburger, his main topic will be censored by Mata Urban. Next a piano duet by Nellie Guernsey and Helen Vincent, ac- companied by Bruno Dietz on the comb. A song entitled My Washing's Still Outf' written by Leta Hill and illustrated by Lois Jones, will he sung by Alice Hendrickson. Ellis became exicited, he forgot his invention, he whirled the little black dials and upon a quite sudden jerk received a great shock. This is N. Y. C. Atlantic Coast VVireless Company. From thc far off coast of Africa a tiny vessel is headed for Americag in this craft are six famous women: Ardith Marchant, Mildred Jarvis, Chloe Lane, Eleanor Byrd, Evelyn Brider and Helene Conner. These women have escaped from one of the big harems owned by Ralsech Nedshickron, of a west coast country named Afransa. Our old-time class president, Charles Hendrickson, had changed the letters of his name to a combination more pleasing to the ears of the African natives. Marian Mullen recently won a contest conducted by William Ptathjcn, on the subject, Why Our High School Days Should be Remembered. Judges consisted of Arthur Woodruff, which ac- counts for the decision. A new divorce case has just come before the World Court. Berdette Harler versus William Parsons on charges of non-support. William insists his wife would not even earn his living. He was allowed 95100.00 per month alimony and costs. A few new actresses have been added to-wheeze-groan-- whee-the New York Metropolitan. They are: Inez Payne, Harriet Guddall, Agnes McGinnis, Evylene Kemp and Alice Gillespie. One of our big circuses boasts of a seven foot female giant, Mar- garet Doucette. Margaret always drank milk and cleaned her teeth three times a day. Another noteworthy person is Thelma En- gleson, who will act as keeper of the clowns. Dorothy Corbett will Twenty-six.

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1 fr .h . w- t Senior Prophecq QQ LITTLE more sulphuric acid, thought Ellis Hendrickson, as he stirred the dark mixture which was to be a world- famous invention, and into a thick mass he poured it. At once a loud report rang through the vicinity, the chemistry room filled with green smoke. When it cleared away nothing but a hole in the ceiling remained to tell the possible fate of our classmate. Fifteen years passed in a vain search for the lost man. Then one foggy night Neal McKay, star air mail flyer from the Pacific Coast, landed on a solid cloud formation and there beheld Ellis, still stirring his chemicals. After a whoop of joy Ellis continued on his invention. It would be finished next year and, until then noth- ing could make him return to earth. Loneliness was killing him, however, so Neal rigged up a radio receiver and after many groans and coughs a loud buzzing was heard and over the wires came the following: 6'Station S.VV.H.S., United States of America, broadcasting throughout the universe. Ellis became tense because he was hoping for news of his old class- mates, when be hadn't heard of for over fifteen long years. At least, after a few more squawks and screams the news ot' the day was sent out. Station S.W.H.S. On this date our new lpresident Donald Forsland will take his office, making the former sther Elbert the lady of the land. Vice- president Allen Freeman has just been impeached on account of carrying on a peanut race in Congress, the shells he threw behind the radiators. . Our great orator James Lamb, just returned from a trip a- broad, gives his views on the feminine sex. He says while in China he recognized a number of old peddlers among whom were, VVal- ter Bargewell, Helen Batchart, Donald Finch, Kathleen Coghill and Lamonte Grisham. All reported good business. Recently-SQUAWK'-G r o a ne-an automobile driven by Adolph Fredrickson collided with a Ford driven by Byron Byrne. As a result two green graves are attended to by-Della Montgomery Dewey, chief mourner. A raving maniac, Tom McGinnis broke his padded cell and killed his bed-fellow Arno Lockwood, Arno being here because he couldn't learn to lisp. Edith Anderson was wed to Jim Bettcher today, another wed- ding was that of Luretta Bishop to Elwyn Dameron. Both brides will live as near their husbands as possible. BANG!!! WHEEZE!!! A bedtime story entitled, Why Everett Melick Left Home will Twenty-five.

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I . KT. , -in - W ' r 'xv .. ess-- 4 carry water for the elephants, in hopes of making a hit with them, her assistants will be, Lucy Parker and Alma Rita Trudeau. Some ot' the main performers showing their ability are: Evelyn Norbeck, head lion tamerg Lila Norris, tight rope walker, Henry Sawyer, seal trainer, Evelyn Snar, Alice Wood, and Edna Suess, horseback rid- ers. A spring dance is one of the big features, starring Frank Houghton, whose distinctive costume was chosen by Frank himself, and designed by Madame Gladys Gilbertson of Paris and New York, of gaudy cheesecloth, the hand work on the creation being done by Vera Fox. Bang-Whoop-whoo- A beauty contest held at Palm Beach, yielded highest honors to Wilma Larson and .Ieune Bellinger. The prizes, railroad tickets to Hollywood, were donated by Sherman Drake and Roy Waddell, manager of 1943 Baby-star contest for A. B. C. Photoplay Inc. World-famous Edith Love has just announced the opening of her new kindergarten. Yesterday six tiny pupils were added to her class. They are the children of Dorothy Wilcox and husband, Al- vin Urban. All are very bright, inheriting from their parents. Station now signing off for this evening- With a sigh Ellis turned back to his mixing, I will be ready to leave in six months, he said. And so with a sad look at the radio he continued, I am satisfied that all my classmates have been heard from and tell everyone on the old earth, hello. Then Neal, with a last farewell, climbed back into his airplane and took to the air. C ass Song CTune: Sweetheart of Sigma Chib The time has rome when we must end Our happy high sehool days Each previous hour of the years spent here lfVith IIS forever stays. Our work, our play, and our fun with thee Will live in our memory. And as years pass by lVe will long lo be Bark with dear lVooIIey High. -MARIAN Ml7I.I.EN. Twenty-seven