Sedan High School - Trident Yearbook (Sedan, KS)

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GLASS Pl-ZOPHECY In the summer of 1999, Mr. Xu Mrs. John Abboud left their ranch on the moon for earth and a little visit. lt seems as Mrs. Abboud wanted to see what the call of '58 was doing. As they boarded their space ship, Mrs. Abboud noticed that the stewardess on the ship was l.aVonne Wall. Vance Lennen was the pilot. On arrival in New York, the Abbouds went to the Waldorf-Castoria. From the desk clerk they heard the swanky hotel was managed by Tom Baker. The Hotel Detective is Frank Smith, who is keeping an eye on Ronnie McCann, the famous Towel Snatcher. While in New York, the Abbouds decided to really see the town. Their first stop was at Madison Square Garden. There they saw the great Gary the stilt House playing a one-man basketball game. His wife was leading the five little Houses in the cheering section. At the stork Club, Dorothy Young is leading a hot jazz band. They say Dorothy does this to remind her of the lost romance with Buddy Lackey, who blew up by trying to play all the instruments in the band at once. Hula l-lipswinger Sutton is starring at the club. From New York, they went to Sedan to see if some if the class had settled there. At the high school, they found Leon fDoodlej Wallace as principal. His faithful and admiring secretary is Ren'ee Cummings. Seems as though Mr. Millard didn't care about staying around after the class of '58 graduated. Fred Potter is instructor in science and con- ducting a class on how to make automatic-feeding silverware. Virginia Davis is running her newspaper The Virginia Snooper. The doctor-in-charge at Sedan Hospital is Alan Crawford. His latest patient is his wife who has just had her sixth boy. Alan can start his own basketball team now. At the Sedan rodeo, the Abbouds found Don Jackson, who had just broken the world's record for calf roping in 3 seconds. On the main street of Sedan blazed a sign saying, Pat's Dance Hall. It is owned and operated by Pat Mays, l-ler star performer is Fred Craig who does a burlesque dance. Via the grapevine, we hear Karen Mills marriage to David Foster was a failure because Karen refused to follow Father Foster's life in the ministry. Also the Abbouds heard that Judy Buzzard went back home to Joplin, Mo. to sing commercials for Hi Dollar Joe. Jerold Garst is president of Sedan University. On the side he owns a filling station. Cassie Bruner is working at the University on an automatic gum chewer which saves on the jaws. , ln the booming metropolis of Monett, Bill Lewis is managing television station F L 0 P. He has a 4 man staff consisting of Max Beckenholdt, announcer: Treca Pendergraph, directorg Phillip Hopkins, producer, and Sue Jones, vocalist. Charles 'Hound Dog Jacobus, appears daily with his new dance. His amazing talent has Elvis Presley all shook up. Southeast of Elgin, in a secluded shanty, Albert Wood and Francis Loftin are operating a still-manufacturing Sneaky Peres' fan anti-snake mediciney. The chief sampler is the traveling Evangelist Billy Grayum. -'L' This year the Olympics were being held at Peru, Kansas. The Abbouds were amazed to find that Gary Knackstedt had just won the sack race championship of the world. After finding no more Seniors in Kansas the Abbouds traveled to the West, where they found Martha Butterfield running a Casino in Reno. The main floor show is Dudley Foster who relates all his hair-raising hunting experiences. Carol Mills is making her living as a professional lady wrestler. At Alacatraz prison, they find Bob Powers and Bill Sprague doing time for armed bank robbery. Judy Windsor is doing the interior decorating there. In Hollywood, Lorene Sproat has just made a new movie I Was A Red Headed Werewolf. After deciding the rest of the class must be abroad, the Abbouds tooka plane to Paris. As they stepped off the plane in Paris, they noticed a familiar face nearby. It was none other than Richard Smith, better known as La RiShard. He is the top dress designer in France. In Russia the Abbouds found the intrigueing Russian Spy, Helen Irick, people say that Helen denounced her country when her real love jilted her. On an airplane tour across Siberia, two wildly running figures were detected. It was Myrna Capps chasing Ernest Malone. The natives say that Ernest has been running for two weeks, but Myrna is gaining fast. On arrival at the North Pole, they found Eskimo Chief Running Mouth, Jim Tuxhorn and his sidekick, Myrna Jones. They own a trading post. Jim says they don't do much business because the nearest inhabitant is 300 miles away. ln Canada they found Tim Chrisman as the Prime Minister. ln a convent outside Montreal, Judy Dickens, Norma Buttel, and Sandra Mills are staying. It seems that their love affairs became so complicated that they were forced into hiding. On returning home to the moon, Mrs. Abboud decided to write a book entitled, THE SENIOR CLASS OF '58 QBACKBONE OF THE WORLDJ. The End

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DIVIDING THE ESTATE We the members of the Senior Class of Sedan High School, being of bewildered mind weak heart, and on the verge of departing for realms unknown: do make, publish, and declare this our last will and testament. Article I--Having spent all our money on senior class rings, pins, commencement invitations, and rental on gradu- ation gowns, we are in bankrupt circumstances. We leave all of our unpaid debts to the freshmen to take care of at the soda fountains, our library fines, and any other unpaid obligations. Article II--We had intended to leave all our brains and knowledge to the freshmen of next yearg but, on second thought, realizing the Seniors would treat them rough at Freshman initation, we have decided to place them in safe keeping, and so request that they be left to the Juniors. Article III--To the members of the faculty in general, we will our penmanship ability, and direct there be delivered to them the following bequeaths from our personal property. Mrs. Dalton, a book on manners. Mr. Campbell, an automatic chalk remover. Mr. Downing, a square toup'ee for his round bald spot. Mr. Lawson, a book on Presidents and a special record of the Star Spangled Banner by Elvis Presley. fAlso a copy of his test--doubt if he can pass it.J Mr. Cuplin, Gabriel's Horn. QThis we obtained from Gabriel who got it from him atG.B.H.S. in 1947.5 Mrs. Wardlow and Mrs. McElroy, a well worn copy of a cheap Western magazine. Mrs. Nolan, a new door stop. Miss Pond, a new vocal cord. Mr. Comstock, a pi and a hair brush. Mrs. Abboud, a new pair of high heels. Mr. McConnell, a new whistle and a big bag of wind to assist him in blowing it. Mr. Maddux qfrom the Senior third and fourth hour F.F.A.J Resignation Papers. Mr. Millard, fifteen free typing lessons. Mr. Lowe, an oversized plug to keep the next plans for a New High School from going down the drain. Article IV--Our seats in assembly, we will and bequeath to the next year freshmen in order that they -will not have to buy season tickets for the high school assemblies. Article V--As a special division of the estate, we, the outstanding members of the Senior Class, especially bequeath and leave the following: I, RICHARD SMITH, my athletic prowess, together with all my medals, to Bobby Emery. I, JUDY WINDSOR, my ability to make good grades in study hall to Joan Fuller. I, REN'EE CUMMINGS, my sneaking ways to Rose Robinson and hope she has better luck with them then I did. I LORENE SPROAT, my ability to make good grades in American History to Sue McCarty. I, MYRNA JONES, leave my sexy car horn to Karen Freeman and Susan Brooke, who have little need for it. We, JUDY DICKENS 8a DONNIE JACKSON leave together. I, LaVONNE WALL, my height to Billy Roe. NORMA BUTTEL, my ability to get along with Mrs. Nolan to Gary Smylie. HELEN IRICK, my Drivers Training Paper to anyone who can take it for a whole year. , I DUDLEY FOSTER, my ability in track to Tiny Clawson. Use it well Tiny, it might be good for the waistline. I We, FRANCIS LOFTIN 8: BILL SPRAGUE, leave our still to Jim Potter. I, Carol Mills, my giggly ways to Joan Prather. I TRECA PENDERGRAFT, my ability to get along with Mrs. Dalton to Joan Jackson. I, MAX BECKENI-IOLDT, my ability to make speeches and make eyes at girls to Larry Hurst. I, MARTHA BUTTERFIELD, my ability to get along with Mr. Cuplin to Howard Sturges. He sure needs it. I, SANDRA MILLS, my brilliant mind to Steven Hanes, who cou1dn't have passed Algebra without it. I, ALAN CRAWFORD, my favorite pool cue to Mitchell Foster. We, PAT MAYS 8a RONNIE McCANN, our ability to go steady to Karen House and a basketball player. I, FRED POTTER, my ability to study to my brother Jim Potter.. I, BOB POWERS, my ability to get along with Mr. Millard to Bill Johnson. I, ERNEST MALONE, my dishwater hands to Grover Walker. I, KAREN MILLS, my pony tail to Steven Dyer, as it would look better on him than on me. 1. I It witness whereof, we, the Senior Class of Sedan I-Iigh School, have to this, our last will and testament, subscribed our names this 5th day of March, 1958. Gary House . . . . . . President Alan Crawford . . . . Jlice-President Pat Mays . . . . . Secretary-Treasurer

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QENIOI21 ACTIVITIES TOMMY BAKER - Football 1'2'4Q Basketball 1-2-3-43 Track 1-2-3-43 S Club 2-3-4 F.F.A. 1-2-3-4, F.F.A. President 43 Boys Glee Club 1-2 -4. MAX BECKEN OLDT - F.F.A. 1-2-43 Glee Club 1. CASSIE BRUNER - Band 1-2-3-43 Pep Band I-2-33 Girls Glee Club 1-2-3-43 President Girls Glee 43- Choir 3-43 Music Honor Society 43 Operetta 23 Kayettes 1-2-3-4, Kayette Cabinet 43 Pep Club 1-2-33 Football Queen At- tendant 33 Honor Society 4. NORMA BUTTEL - Girls Glee Club 43 Kayettes 4. MARTHA BUTTERFIELD - Band 2-3-43 Majorette 13 Girls Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Kayettes 1-2-3-43 Choir 3-4. JUDY BUZZARD - Pep Club 43 Glee Club 43 Kayettes 43 Choir 43 Schools irlt Staff 43 Music Honor Society 4, Music Honor Soclety President 4. MYRNA CAPPS - Girls Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Kayettes 1-2- 3'4i Pep Club 1'2'3'4: Band 1-2-3-43 Trident staff 43 Junior Play 33 Choir 33 Science Club 13 Majorette 1-23 Drum Mayorette 3-4. TIM CHRISMAN - F.F.A. 4. FRED CRAIG - Football 43 Basketball 43 S Club 43 Stu- dent Council 43 Track 43 Glee Club 43 Football Co-Cap- tain 43 President Boys Glee Club 4.3 ALAN CRAWFORD - Football 2-3-43 Basketball 1-2-3-43 Track 1-2-3-43 S Club 43 Science Club 3-4, Science Club President 33 Student Council 2-43 Honor Society 33 Junior Play 33 Boys Glee Club 2'3'4: Choir 43 Trident King Attendant 43 Class Vice-President 43 School Spirit Staff 3- 4, School S it-it Co-Editor 4. RENEE CUNIIMINGS - Annual Staff 4. VIRGINIA DAVIS - Annual Staff 43 Glee Club 1. JUDY DICKENS - Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Pep Club 1'2'3'4: Kayettes 1-2-3-4, Kayette Board 3'4: Vice-President Class 33 Demerit Chairman Pep Club 43 Choir 3-43 Band 1-2-3-43 Student Council 23 Basketball Queen Attendant 33 F.F.A. Queen Candidate 23 Trident Staff 43 Pep Band 1-2- 43 Cheerleader 33 Music Honor Society 4. DAVID FOSTER - F.F.A. 1'2'3'45 Football 1-2-3-43 Track 13 Glee Club 13 S Club 4. DUDLEY FOSTER - Football 1-2-3-43 Track 1-2-3-43 Stu- dent Council 43 F.F.A. 1-2-3-4, F.F.A. Reporter 43 S Club 1-2-3-43 Class Play 33 Science Club 1'2'3Q Boys Glee Club 13 Player of t e Week 3. IEROLD GARST - Track 33 Honor Society 23 Student Council 4. BILL GRAYUM - F.F.A. 4. PHILLIP HOPKINS - F.F.A. 2'3'4Q Trident Staff 4. GARY HOUSE - Trident King 43 Basketball 3'4: Track 33 Class President 43 Class Secretary 83 Treasurer 33 Glee Club 3-43 Choir 3-43 Band 3-43 Junior Play 33 S Club 3-43 Music Honor Society 43 Trumpet Quartet 3. HELEN IRICK - Tident staff 43 Pep Club 2'33 Kayettes 2-3 DONALD JACKSON - Football 43 Basketball 1-2-3-43 Track 1-2-3-43 S Club 1-2-3-4, Treasurer S Club 43 F.F.A. 1-2-3-4, F.F.A. Reporter 2-3, F.F.A. Sentine143 Boys Glee Club 1'4: Class President 33 Student Council 13 Trident Staff 4. CHARLES JACOBUS - F.F.A. 1-2-3-43 Junior Play 3. SUE JONES - Pep Club 1-2-3-43 Glee Club 1'2'3'4: Kayettes l-2-3-43 Choir 33 Cheerleader 33 Football Queen Attendant 23 Trident Queen 43 Trident Staff 43 School Spirit 43 Student Council 13 Twirler 1-2-3-43 Basketball Queen Attendant 4. MYRNA JONES - Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Pep Club 1'2'3 4: Kayettes 1-2-3-4, Kayette Board 3-43 Class Secretary 13 Vice-President Peep Club 43 President Band 43 Girls Trio 3- 43 Choir 3'4: Ban 1-2-3-43 Dance Band 43 Pep Band 1-2- 3-43 Student Council 33 Junior Play 33 Football Queen Attendant 43 Trident Staff 43 Twir er 3-43 Music Honor Society 43 Demerit Chairman of Pep Club 33 Boys Glee Club Accompanist 4. GARY KNACKSTEDT - Football 1-2-3-43 Basketball 1-2- 3-43 Track l-2-3-4- S Club 2'3 4: Boys Glee Club 1-2- 3-43 Operetta 23 Choir 3'4Q Trumpet Quartet 1-2-43 Boys Quartet 1-2-3-43 Mixed Ensemble 33 Trumpet Trio 33 Band 1-2-3-43 Music Honor Society 43 School Spirit43 School S lrit Co-Editor 43 Junior P ay 33 Student Council 2-3-4, Squdent Council President 4, Student Council Vice President 33 Trident Staff 43 Class President 1. BUDDY LACKEY - Glee Club 3-43 Choir 43 Operetta 2. VANCE LENNEN - F.F.A. 3-43 Junior Play 3. BILL LEWIS - Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Band 1-2-3-43 Choir 43 Trident Staff 43 F.F.A. 43 Pep Band 2-3-43 Operetta 2. FRANCIS LOFTIN - Football 1-2-3-4, Football Captain 43 Track 1-2-3-43 S Club 2-3-4, S Club Vice-President 43 F.F.A. 1'2: Honor Society 4. ERNEST MALONE - Track 33 F.F.A. 1-2-3-4, Vice- President F.F.A. 4. PAT MAYS - Glee Club l-2-43 Pe Club 2'3'4: Band 1-2- 3'4i Kayettes 1'2'4: Trident Staffp 43 Twirler 13 ClassVice President 23 Class Secretary 8t Treasurer 43 Pep Band 2. RONNIE MCCANN - Football 1'2'3'4: Basketball I-23 Glee Club 1-2-33 F.F.A. 3-43 Track 13 F.F.A. Secretary 43 S Club 4. CAROL MILLS - Music Honor Society 43 Kayettes 1-2-3-43 Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Band 1-2-3-43 ayette Board 3-4, Vice-President Kayettes 3, President Ka ettes 43 Girls Trio 43 Choir 3-43 Student Council 33 Dance Band 3-43 Pep Band 1-2-43 Cheerleader 33 Basketball Queen Attendant 33 Trident Queen Attendant 43 F.F.A. Attendant for Queen 43 Trident Staff 43 Basketball Queen 43 Operetta 2. KAREN MILLS - Music Honor Society 4, Vice-President Music Honor Society 43 Kayettes 1'2'3'4: Girls Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Pecp Club 1-2-3-4, Secretary 8: Treasurer of Pep Club 43.Ban 1-2-3-43 Pep Band 2-3-43 Trident Queen Attendant 43Science Club 13 Junior Play 33 Inkettes 2,Vice- Presgdent of Inkettes 23 Operetta 23 Choir 3-43 Trident Sta 4. SANDRA MILLS - Girls Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Band 1'2'3'4: Dance Band 3-43 Sax Quartet 2, 3,42 Kayettes 1-2-3-43 Pep Club l-2-3-43 Junior Play 33 Pep Band 2-3-43 Trident Staf 4s Music Honor Society 43 Secretary 83 Treasurer of Music Honor Society 4. FREDDY POTTER -Trident King Attendant 43 Football 1-2- 3-45 Basketball 1'2'3'4i Track 1-2-3-43 Glee Club 1-2- 3'4Q S Club 3'4: Student Council 33 Class President 23 Science Club 1'2'3'4: Vice-President Science Club 43 Secretary 83 Treasurer of Glee Club 43 Junior Play 33 Trident Staff 43 Operetta 23 Inkettes 2. BOB POWERS - Football 1'2'4Q S Club 4. FRANKLIN SMITH - F.F.A. 1-2-3-4. RICHARD SMITH - Football 1'2'3'4: Track 1'2'4Q S Club 2-3-4, S Club President 43 F.F.A. 3-43 Class Vice-President 13 Trident Staff 4. BILL SPRAGUE - S Club 43 Football 1-2-3-43 Track 1-43 Student Council 43 Junior Play 33 Boys Glee Club 1'2'3 4i Science Club 1-2-3-4, Vice-President Science Club 2-33 Basketball Trainer 4. LORENE SPROAT - Girls Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Kayettes 1-2- 3'4: Class Play 33 Honor Society 23 Choir 33 Football Queen Attendant 13 Operetta 2. PAT SUTTON - Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Kayettes 1-2-3-43 Choir 3. LaVONNE WALL - Kayettes 2s School Spirit 4. LEON WALLACE - Football 1-2-3-43 Basketball 1-2-3-4: Track 1'2: Boys Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Choir 3-43 S Club 2-3-43 Vice-President Glee Club 43 F.F.A. 4. JUDY WINDSOR - Band 1-2-33 Glee Club 1-2-3-43 Pep Band 2-33 Kayettes 1-2-3-43 Pep Club 1-2-33 Junior Play 33 Honor Society 33 Choir 33 Student Council 43 Trident Staff 43 Kayettes Cabinet 4. ALBERT WOOD - F.F.A. 1-2-3-4. DOROTHY YOUNG - Glee Club l-2-3-43 Kayettes 1-2-3- 43 Pep Club 3-43 Trident Staff 43 Choir 33 Junior Carnival Queen Attendant 4.