Seattle Pacific University - Tawashi Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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The Cascade JOKES Fred Hawley —“I wish to ask a question about a tragedy.” Miss Marston —”Yes?” F. —“What is my English grade?” L. Hawley “Women always contradict.” R. Carlson —“They do not!” Dean Moyer —“What is the Law of Attraction?” Bob Dexter —“The better the looker, the greater the attraction.” First Soph. —“What’ll we do?” Second Soph. —“I’ll flip a coin. If it’s tails we go to Lyceum; and if it stands on edge, we’ll study.” F. Achilles —“I knocked that exam cold.” I. Lewis —“What did you get?” F. Achilles —-“Zero.” Keith Morton, rushing into a barber shop—“How soon can I get a shave?” Barber —“Oh, in about two years.” Esther Waer —“Why did you carry your umbrella to school?” Beatrice Lewis —“As an act of kindness. It can’t walk.” Indifference is sometimes acquired at a very young age, and we have as an example the little boy who said to his father, “Say, dad, that apple I just ate had a worm in it, and I ate that, too.” “What?” said his startled parent. “Here, drink this water and wash it down.” But Junior shook his head. “Aw, let ’im walk down.” ELECTRICALLY SPEAKING If a girl is ready to come half way— Meter. If she is willing to come all the way— Receiver. If she wants to go still further- Dispatcher. If she thinks different from you -Corrector. If she talks too long— Interrupter. If she picks your pockets- Detector. If she craves chocolates— Feeder. If she gossips too much— Regulator. If she is a poor cook— Discharger. If there is no hope— Transformer. If she is no good at all— Electrocutor. Page Sixty-four

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The Cascade 1 •—»• •■ Bleitz Funeral Parlors This modern and thoroughly equipped plant has been carefully arranged to meet every re ' quirement of our profession LADY ASSISTANT Phone GArfield 5220 316 ' 318 Florentia Street SEATTLE Page Sixty-six