Seattle Pacific University - Tawashi Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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The Cascade JOKES Fred Hawley —“I wish to ask a question about a tragedy.” Miss Marston —”Yes?” F. —“What is my English grade?” L. Hawley “Women always contradict.” R. Carlson —“They do not!” Dean Moyer —“What is the Law of Attraction?” Bob Dexter —“The better the looker, the greater the attraction.” First Soph. —“What’ll we do?” Second Soph. —“I’ll flip a coin. If it’s tails we go to Lyceum; and if it stands on edge, we’ll study.” F. Achilles —“I knocked that exam cold.” I. Lewis —“What did you get?” F. Achilles —-“Zero.” Keith Morton, rushing into a barber shop—“How soon can I get a shave?” Barber —“Oh, in about two years.” Esther Waer —“Why did you carry your umbrella to school?” Beatrice Lewis —“As an act of kindness. It can’t walk.” Indifference is sometimes acquired at a very young age, and we have as an example the little boy who said to his father, “Say, dad, that apple I just ate had a worm in it, and I ate that, too.” “What?” said his startled parent. “Here, drink this water and wash it down.” But Junior shook his head. “Aw, let ’im walk down.” ELECTRICALLY SPEAKING If a girl is ready to come half way— Meter. If she is willing to come all the way— Receiver. If she wants to go still further- Dispatcher. If she thinks different from you -Corrector. If she talks too long— Interrupter. If she picks your pockets- Detector. If she craves chocolates— Feeder. If she gossips too much— Regulator. If she is a poor cook— Discharger. If there is no hope— Transformer. If she is no good at all— Electrocutor. Page Sixty-four

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The Cascade CASCADE STAFF Asst Edit or ' Art Editor Business Mgr. Editor Ethel Klein Keith Morton Ray Bishop Henry Wilson Joy Evinger Wilfred Marston Ivan Klein Glenn Blair Marion Van Tassell The Staff wishes to thank the Art Club for its work, especially in making the linoleum block prints for the cover and the various headings. Page Sixty-three

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The Cascade Page Sixty-five