Seaside High School - Sea Breeze Yearbook (Seaside, OR)

Text from Pages 1 - 80 of the 1924 volume:

RS wilh, © And I have loved thee, Ocean; and my joy Of youthful sports was on thy breast to be Borne, like the bubbles, onward; from a boy I wantoned with thy breakers—they to me Were a delight; and if the freshening sea Made them a terror—’twas a pleasing fear, For I was as it were a child of thee, And trusted to thy billows far and near, And laid my hand upon thy mane—as I do here. Seth Ue by nl) Ne ee , 6 OQ ed reese ( — L p nr) ales anual ry the Otudent Body ( té ¢ of SL (eon High De heal {¢ Oeaside, (a): eqo 11 Ne ONG. . Di aH tee, Ghiuman of {ie CR ceed of CN ireatene: Whe ) EA ) ) : 10 5 ” Lit ie by his unfailing Ievolion to the interests and wWelfaxe of the dj 4 ) ot ) 2 . ) school, ras Worn tle respect and admiration of every student ri AW TY : - ( of OWnioa High, We dedicate this (Chirtroceccle r PORE WO Rep hes this annual will meet with the approval of the Student Body and that each year the Sea Breeze will become larger and better is our sincere wish. The STAFF G. V. Palmrose, Editor-in-Chief. Bill Raw, Business Manager. Dorothy Haley, Senior Class Editor. Esther Palmrose, Junior Class Editor. Mary Nimmo, Sophomore Class Editor. Marjorie Stafford, Freshman Editor. Albert DeWelt, Sports Editor. Pauline Baker, Society Editor. Leno Nelson, Joke Editor. Helvie Salmeen, Alumni Editor. Tom Fulkerson, Exchange Editor. 1924 Iustrurctors EFFIE THOMPSON FRANCIS BEEBE MABEL A. SLAYTON JOHN JANDRALL ALVINA E. KRAUSE SARAH BINGHAM LESTON L. LOVE ENID G, LEEPER CO Faculty JOHN JANDRALL, Principal B. A., Science and History, U. of Neb., U. of Dijon, France, 1919; ““As you were,”’ KFFIE THOMPSON B.8., English; Purdue Uni., Ind.; 1918; Woodland, Wash., 1918-19: Crechai Ore., 1920; Seaside, Ore., 1921-24, Senior Class Nake ‘““You are the worst elass in school.’’ FRANCIS BEEBE B. S., Science and Manual Training, U. of O., 1915; Helix, Ore., 1915-16; Vincent, Ore., 1916-17; Seaside, Ore., 1922-24. ‘Ts that evident?’’ ALVINA E. KRAUSE P. S. and History; Northwestern U., 1916, Springfield, Mo., 1916-19; Fort Morgan, 1919-20; Seaside, Ore., 1923-24. Junior Class Advisor. ‘‘Hugh!’’ MABEL A. SLAYTON Home Ec., Home He. and Language, O. A. C., 1919, Pull- man, Wash., 1921-22; The Dalles, 1922-23; Seaside, Ore., 1923-24. ‘‘Sh-h-h-h!”’ SARAH BINGHAM B.A., Mathematics; U. of Kan., 1918; Kureka, Kan., 1919- ait: Baker, Ore., 1920-21; Odessa, W reli 1921222: Slsatle Ore., 1922. 24. Freshman Claes Advisor. i Cloge your books; take aoa peneil and paper.’’ LESTON L. L oe ) Sa BORLA B. S., Agriculture and Science; _ A. C., 1923; Seaside, Ore., 1923- 24. Sophomore Class ee ey ve had about anoieh of this!’’ ENID G. LEEPER B. Se., Com.; O. A. C.; 1915, Condon, Ore., 1915-17, Cen- tral Point, 1917-18; Seaside, Ore., (Ol see4 ee Lime! Seniors of ’24 Logan, Marjorie— ‘‘Wise to resolve and patient to per- CORW. Libel, Fay—‘The force of her own merit makes her way.’? Mott, Robert— ‘His capacity is unknown.’’ Turner, Hattie Belle— « Serene and resolute and. still and ‘alm and self possessed.’? Emmons, Agatha— ‘In thee is nothing sudden, nothin g single,’’ Seniors of ’24 Honkanen, Elsie Esther— ‘Tf aught of prophecy be mine, Thou wilt not live in vain.’’ Raw, Willam F.—‘Strong to the end; a man of men.’’ McCallister, Lillian H el en— ‘How often have we stood perplexed not knowing what she would do next.’’ Palmrose, Esther— ‘‘True knowledge consists in know- 5 ing things not words.”’ Grimes, Donna—‘‘ What I as- pired to be, and was not com. forts me.’’ Seniors of ’24 Webber, Elinor Corinne ‘“Who can describe thee, Elinor?’’ Palmrose, G. Victor—‘‘ Knowl- edge comes, wisdom lin- vercy! Quinn, Martha Mary—‘‘ Mod- est is she and of stature small.”’ Salmeen, Helvie—‘The word impossible is not im her dic- tionary.’’ Seniors of ’24 Haley, Dorothy Frances—‘It takes a_ little foolishness along with common sense to make life worth while.’’ Nelson, Clark—‘‘Saying is one 2 “ =) thing, doing another. And he does it.’’ McCauley, Vida Arleatha— ‘‘She needs no eulogy; she speaks for herself.’’ (jodfrey, Greta M.—‘‘Laugh and the world laughs with you.’’ Glass history In the year nineteen hundred and twenty, thirteen timid, little students passed from under Mrs. Coe’s loving care and entered into a magnificent institution of learning—the Seaside Union High School. Thirteen, an unlucky number. These green little Freshmen must have felt unlucky when the Sopho- mores seized upon them at the initiation. Those who sought to further develop their brains were Martha Quinn, Edwin Blake, Waldo Welsh, Mary Longmaid, Ethel Bodenhammer, Krnest Ruthrauff, Alberta Stamen, Olga Hensla, Lena Spencer, Bill Raw, Helvie Salmeen, George Hester and Ludwig Stanke- vitch. The cruel Sophomores must have treated them very harshly, for before the first two years of their stay were over, all but five of the original thirteen remained. The others had moved away, gone to work, married or died. When they were Sophomores they took revenge upon their underclassmen. They gave the new comers a most cruel reception; painting their faces with hideous colors and making them eat angle worms and do many humilhating stunts. However, the five were not alone. Several students had caught up with them, others had fallen back into their ranks, for when they gained the dignity of Juniors the class was twenty-nine strong. This class was the first class to give the Junior Prom at the Hotel Seaside. Kveryone who attended declared that they had a most enjoy- eble time. Following in the footsteps of the class before them, they also gave a picnic in honor of the Seniors. The Juniors gave a play, ‘‘Nothing But the Truth.’? Several very good actors and actresses were discovered in this class. The class of nineteen twenty-four has been one of the peppiest classes in high school. The members have taken part in all athletics, debating, dramaties and other student body activities. They have also struggled and saved their penmes so that they have bought a most magnificent Victrola for the school. They presented two very clever plays, ‘ ’Op O' Me Thumb” and The Big Ideas? [fac strange that this class that entered with thirteen members is now leaving with thirteen members. They were eighteen but at mid-term, five members, Agatha Emmons, Marjorie Logan, Fave Libel, Hattie Turner and Robert Mott left, so that now there are still the thirteen, They are Esther Honkanen, Lillian McCallister Victor Palmrose, Dorothy Haley, Greta Godfrey, William Rae Donna Grimes, Helvie Salmeen, Clark Nelson, Martha (Juinn, Klinor Webber, Vida McC eyriles and Esther Dennen Thus the class is leaving the high school, where they have been gathering the precious gems of know ledge. May health, wealth and happiness attend them the rest of their lives! ( PONT trl a =: {ise Class Yrophery One day in the year of our Lord 1940, I was sitting in a big chair by the fire, reading Dickens’ ‘‘Scrouge’s Christmas.” It was an old book that I had found in the attic among my books, and I was glancing over again just for curiosity. The sight of my school books had reminded me of our senior class in Seaside High, and I began wondering where they all were. T had turned again to my reading about the Spirit of Christ- mas in Diekens’ book, when suddenly I saw a strange person entering the room. Somewhat vaguely he reminded me of the description of the Spirit of Christmas, and so plucking up my courage [ asked if that were true. “‘No,’’ he answered, ‘‘I am the ‘Spirit of Departed Youth! and your wish to see your old schoolnates has summoned me to your services. If you are ready we will be going.’ ‘Ready!’ T exclaimed. ‘Going—where?’’ “To see your school friends,’’ he explained. And sudden- ly I found myself sailing breathlessly through the air. We stopped suddenly, and I found myself standing before a beautiful home in Hollywood. ‘“Whom am I to see here?’’ IT questioned the spirit who re- plied, ‘‘Wait and see.’’ Invisible we entered the house and there seated on a dav- enport interviewing a reporter, sat a dark haired, dark eyed young man, Bill Raw, the screen idol. He was telling the re- porter, whom f recognized as Esther Palmrose, that his good looks he accredited to the wonderful sea air. His sueeess in the world due to talks and help given him by his teachers, and particularly the principal of Seaside High School. As we left the house, I overheard two girls talking about Bill. One said, ‘‘Isn’t he wonderful?’? The other replied, “Yes; but he’s married. Married a girl, they say, he went with in High school, romantic, very, but very disappointing to some people, for they say he can see no one else.’? I next found myself deposited in front of a building which bore the sign, ‘‘Dorotea Halle, Art Lessons, $15.00 per hour.’? I entered and beheld my old chum, clad in a green batik smock, sandals, bobbed hair and horn rim spectacles. In front of iben was a “futuristic painting’’—I don’t know yet whether it was a basket of fruit or a portrait. She was demonstrating drawing to a class of three hundred pupils. Her marvelous paintings adorn the rooms in the White House, I have been told. What they represent no one knows, but they are cer- tainly marvelous. We left Mlle. Halle’s and went to a small office down town. On the door I notice the sign, ‘‘Miss Vida MeCauley, Chaper- one’s Rented Out, $6 per hour.’’ My old friend Vida at the job again, I remember so well the years she spent in practicing for this business by chaperoning her cousins. Chaperones were not much in demand at this day and age, but Vida had money of her own, and only did this work from a desire to be of help in the world. As we left the office and passed down town, I saw a sign in electric light, ‘‘Miss Esther Honkanen, the stage’s only and most beautiful blonde.’? Sure enough, it was Hsther. I re- member that it was often threatened that blondes on the stage and sereen would soon be things of the past, but Esther’s ex- quisite, flowerlike beauty could not be resisted. Her exper- ience, she gained from the Junior play, ‘‘Nothing But the Truth,’’ in which she played the leading role, and in the Senior play, ‘‘The Big Idea,’’ in which she was the lovely, fragile office girl. I entered the theatre, and in visiting the star’s room, saw Martha Quinn, who was wardrobe mistress for Esther. As we passed out of the theatre, 1 saw a magazine, ‘‘The Ladies’ Home Journal,’’? and noticed that Victor Palmrose. was now manager of this estimable magazine. He also was manager of the White Sox baseball nine champions. Mr. Palmrose, it is said, attributed his knowledge of managing to the practice he received while at Seaside High. L visited one of the enormous Hollywood high schools anc found as principal, my old classmate Faye Libel; with her and working wonderfully with the pupils were two students from old Seaside, Hattie Turner and Agatha Emmons. Their enor- mous success was due—they were quoted as saying—to their teaching as the teachers at Seaside had done, especially follow- ing the example of Mr. Jandrall, principal. 1 al . ay af ayn re 30 § sf = I heard Donna Grimes and Helvie Salmeen speak at a suf fragist meeting in New York ‘ity. Helvie Salmeen was being ma ; ; ] : eg] � 2) supported by an enormous following for President of th United States with Donna as vice-president. They won in the election by an overwhelming majority. After the meeting I heard Helvie say that if she was elected she would make Clark Nelson the seeretary of state. Clark has made himself famous in congress as Senator from Oregon, and has won the name of the second Henry Clay. As Helvie Salmeen was elected President of the U. S., Clark be- came secretary of state. Next I visited the Metropolitan opera house and heard Marjorie Logan play. She is a world renowned musician now, and I felt very proud to have once known her. As a last piece she played ‘Good-bye Seaside,’’? which came out in the year 1924. I nearly wept, and the people stormed the stage and called her back. After the concert by Marjorie Logan, we visited Lew’s Hippodrome, and saw Lillian McCallister, and her pupils whom she had trained in faney dancing. Their interpretation of “The Breath of Onions’? is wonderful. We enjoyed the act rather more than usual. Robert Mott and his trained seals were next on the pro- gram. Mr. Mott has accomplished wonders with these intelli- gent animals. They acted so much like human beings that at times we could searcely distinguish Mr. Mott from them. Leaving the theatre we saw a notice of a woman’s football game with Klinor Webber, national star athlete, as captain. Of course we rushed to the scene of combat, and were just in time to see Elinor make a touch down. She is a swift runner, and a‘‘mean’’ tackle. Ter team won from Great Britain 104-0, winning the United States championship in woman’s football. At last, however, I had seen them all, and silently the kind spirit of departed youth and I rapidly glided homeward. As { slipped into my chair before the fire I turned to thank hin, but he was gone, the fire was out, and I felt suddenly very cold and stiff as if T had slept a long time. Sune 1924 Class Will We, the students of the June ’24 class of Union High School, Sangiae, Oregon, being of unsound judgment and not even inven mmrelieence’ and wi ishing to leave behind us all things not needed when we leave this sphere (high sehool) do hereby declare this our last will and testament. We, as a class bequeath: (1). To Mr. Jandrall and the faculty, our gratitude for helping us to Ped rate (2). To the Juniors, the Senior roll room, and our class spirit in class meetings. (3). To the Sophomores, more room in assembly and our good will. (4). To the Freshmen, our wishes that they may obtain the exalted position of Senior (with time). Certain individuals bequeath thusly: I, Victor Palmrose, bequeath my brightness to Jack Walsh. I, Bill Raw, leave my marcel to Waldo Welsh. I, Dorothy Haley, my unfreckled complexion to Elliott Hurd. I, Esther Honkanen, my job as class president to any Junior. I, Vida McCauley, my debating ability to Clarence Knapp. I, Greta Godfrey, my girlish giggle to Hugh Logan. I, Lillian McCallister, my love affairs to Mike Spear I, Elinor Webber, my dramatic ability to Amy Anderson. I, Esther Palmrose, my position as yell leader to Avis Selnes. I, Donna Grimes, my flirty eyes to Helen Kerr. I, Clark Nelson, fighting ability to Fred Harshberger. I, Martha Quinn, my tremendous height to Ruth Benson. I, Helvie Salmeen, my Spanish vocabulary to Floyd Owen. I, Marjorie Logan, my lovely ‘‘bob’’? to Babe Taitt. I, Agatha Emmons, my genial disposition to Elizabeth Dresser. I, Faye Libel, my Mary Pickford curls to Kathryn Moore. I, Hattie Turner, my studious ability to Virginia Johnson. I, Robert Mott, my ‘‘south sea’? complexion to Leona Libel. Junior Class Thomas Fulkerson, Floyd Owen, Eino Lukkerinen, Rex Haley, Alice Hansel, Blanche Simpson, Pauline Baker, Lillian Kincaid, Amy Anderson. Second row— Waldo Welch, Leno Nelson, Constance Johnson, Elizabeth Dresser, Marion Mahaney, Miss Krause (class advisor), Leona Libel, Helen Spear. Front row—Leo Grafton, Jack Webber, Audrey McConnell, Virginia Johnson, Florence Tyberg, Amelia ‘Lowe, (Helen Kerr, Clarence Knappa and Hugh Logan not in Back row (left to right)—Ludwig Stankevich, picture), UNIORS rest CCl) ape ees te cio AP Floyd Owen Wile: be estUeli tages cee cette eee Helen Kerr Nel OG) ROL RN ts oe Marion Mahaney ETO c1S Le sae eke eat ok ort 3 as, Leo Grafton When school started last September there were twenty- five students in the Junior class. A mid-semester two of our members joined the graduating seniors, but some students came in from the Sophomore class, thus making a total mem- bership of twenty-six. The Juniors have taken active part in the student body affairs. Five players of the football team ewere from the Junior class. We are proud that the star athlete of Seaside High, Floyd Owen is a Junior, The other boys that made the team were Thomas Fulkerson, Leno Nelson, Eino Lukkerinen, end Rex Haley. Rex and Floyd, also, played on the basket- ball team. Three players of the girls’ basketball team, Helen Spear, Pauline Baker and Elizabeth Dresser were from our class. Some of the Juniors have held active parts in the student body activities. Tom Fulkerson is the vice-president of the student body and Helen Kerr is treasurer. Isn’t it strange? The Ideal Girl, Constance Johnson, and the Ideal Man, Rex Haley, are both Juniors? We staged ‘ The Boomerang’’ as our class play. Miss Krause, our advisor, coached the play which turned out a great success. The credit goes to Miss Krause, whose able coachiny made the play what it was. Sophomore Class Front row (left to right)—John Hagmeier, Fred Harshburger, Richard Schroeder. Harshburger, Mary Haley, Mabel Nichols, Helen McKay, Stella Keeler, Marjor more, Alfred Olson. Third row—Dewitt Baker, Sophie Lassila, LaVern John Poole, Dorothy Johnson, Emily Babbidge, Avis Selnes, Grace Ruthrauff, Florence Taitt. Clarence Owen, ‘Lilah Donaldson, Lempi Rautio, Gertrude Vollans, Diebel, Lester Raw, Vada Spath, Elliott Hurd. Back row—Orville Gaskill, Charles Smith, Jack Walch, Helma Hendrickson, Achta Edwards, Ruth Benson, Alexander Gilbert, Hyde Welsh. Second row—Sarah ie Stafford, Willard Liver- son, Lucille Meyers, Irma Fourth row— Mary Nimmo, Eva Falconer, Loris Sophomores Colors: Purple and white. Motto: ‘The end crowns the work.’? The Sophomore class has an enrollment of forty-five stu- dents,—almost one-third of the entire student body. Several members have dropped out since last year, but a number joined us from the Freshmen class at mid-term. Athletics and all student body affairs have been staunch- ly supported and forwarded by our class. A number of Sopho- mores appeared in the annual high school vaudeville and a member of the cast of the Senior play is a Sophomore. Five members of the football team, two members of the basketball team and seven members of the baseball team have been chosen from our class. Also one debater. Our officers are: Vest (el ieee ee eee Charles Cartwright Wal ee EC OSICLEN (ameter acacia fo Lester Raw Secretary-treasurer -.............------ DeWitt Baker Sergeant-at-arms _._........-.-.--- John Hagmeier Class Representative ..............---. Mary Nimmo (OUIEE: aWehEeye oe. Cae ret Mr. Leston Love Great things are expected of this class if they advance as they have in the past. We believe that the success of our class is largely due to the excellent advice and encouragement of our advisor, Mr. Love. —Mary Nimmo. Freshman Class SESSA First row (left to right)—Vern Welch, Leslie Hutchinson, Joseph Spear, Emil Leppla. Second row— Robert Hansen, Ruth Prouty, Sylvia Anderson, Olive Olson, Nellie Conn, Dorothy ‘Lewis, Eleanor Shel- lenberger, Alta Mae Ruthrauff, Eleanor Lonergan. Third row—Wallace Johnson, Douglas Hurd, Len- ore Sundquist, Sylvia Kallio, Dorothy Prouty, Saretta Jenkinson, Theodore Hostikka. Fourth row— Paul Adams, Allie Salo, Alberta Harry, Miss Bingham (class adviser), Kathryn Moore, Vera Farmer, Clarence Barrett, Robert Betz, Bruce Poole. Back row—Florence Lassila, Rose Perkins, Edwin Salvon, Ivor Welch, Bernard Grafton, reshmen Ceri Ori tare tc eos se Orville Gaskill VEL GL T es) GL were eee. ots ee Fred Meyers DECre LLL Vamenta, 2) Marjorie Stafford Percent diealiie eee eee eee. Mary Haley Class Representative ..........-..- Kathryn Moore CHES Shey Wa eva 0 0 oe ae oe re ee Miss Bingham The Freshmen class of this year is living up to all expec- tations. A large part of the high school is made up of this class, which numbers thirty-four. As yet none of the boys have taken part in the athletics except one who has left the school. But we all realize that these Freshmen who are not so well-known as some Juniors and Seniors, will be the outstanding figures two or three years from now. When that time comes they can truthfully say that much of their success in the first year of high school was due to the able supervision of the class advisor, Miss Bingham. The class consists of Robert Betz, Robert Hansen, Douglas Hurd, Paul Adams, Verne Welsh, Norman Clark, Edwin Sal- von, Joseph Spear, Dorothy Lewis, Rose Perkins, Allie Salo, Alice Olsen, Olive Olson, Leslie Hutchinson, Lural Wilson, Ruth Prouty, Wallace Johnson, Florence Lassila, Elenor Lon- ergan, Vera Farmer, Leslie Bodenhammer, Clarence Barrett, Bruce Poole, Emil Leppla, Theodore Hostikka, Emma Perkins, Ivor Welsh, Sylvia Anderson, Kathryn Moore, Dorothy Prouty, Bernard Grafton and Lenore Sundquist. —Marjorie Stafford. Student Body Oftirers As was surmised last year, William Raw made an exeel- lent student body president. He has accomplished a great number of things for the school. Vice-president, Thomas Ful- kerson, had no chance to ex- hibit his ability of officiating in the president’s chair, but we feel sure that he would have proved entirely satisfae- tory. Lilian McCallister proved herself a worthy secretary. She became acquainted with the constitution at the begin- ning of the year, thereby let- ting no question arise over bills or amendments that were introdueed. Helen Kerr, treasurer, was kept busy paying off the bills of the student body. She was most efficient and trustworthy. With the help of Leslie Hutchinson, our worthy ser- geant-at-arms, we were spared all disturbances in our meet- ings. —hillhan MeCallister. Class Presidents i ff A Ge 4 mati i at Me i re Esther Honkanen, the worthy Senior president, safe- ly piloted the noble Seniors through the last lap of their many school activities. It was a great task, but she aceom- plished it in spite of great dif- culties. Floyd Owen became a Senior et mid-term, but he was al- lowed to retain his office. Be- ine enrolled in the Senior room, he profitted by their ex- smple and suecessfully held eur aspiring Juniors in check. Our model class of Sopha- mores were all greatly satis- fied in their little monarchy with King Charles Cartwrig't as their idol and ideal. The dainty, easy-goimg, new comers were admirably ruled by the sturdy hand of Orville Gaskill; until he was ealled to higher halls of fame, the Soph- omore class at mid-term, Post Graduates Four of the last year’s Sen- iors, who could not resist the knowledge gained at Seaside High School, came back this year. They thought that last year their associations with it were of the past. But when they enrolled this year, they found that they were allowed to be in the Senior roll room and members of the student body, enjoying its responsibil- ities and entertainments. The Post Graduates are Margaret Taitt, Lois Stevens, Albert De- Welt and Katie Coffey. Altha Roberts entered this year as a special student and was regis- tered in the Senior roll room. She played on the basketball team and was also active in student affairs. —TLois Stevens. Agricultural Bepartient mq NSTRUCTION in agriculture under the Smith-Hughes Act of 1918, was established in the Seaside High school this year. The department which at present has only twelve students enrolled, promises to become one of the most popular courses offered in our school. The course given this year was ‘‘Farm Animals,’’ with especial emphasis on poul- try raising and dairying, two of the important industries of our country. Next year ‘‘Farm Crops and Soils’’ will be of- fered in addition to the present class in ‘‘Farm Animals.”’ The class periods are divided nearly equally between field trips and class work. The class first studies a subject and then visits several farms in the vicinity to compare the methods used. For example, while studying poultry management, we visited several of the large commercial poultry ranches, ex- amined the building and studied the methods followed by each. The class gained much valuable information through lectures given by poultry men, dairy owners and swine raisers. A team composed of Wallace Johnson, Victor Palmrose and DeWitt Baker was entered in the Smith-Hughes depart- ment stock judging contest at the Pacific International Ex- position at Portland November 3-10, The team made a good showing, considering that our department was established only this year, finishing about midway from the top in a group of twenty-three teams that were competing. The teams pres- ent included the state champions of California, Washington and Montana, as well as the Oregon teams. Albert DeWelt and Mr. Love, the instructor, went with our team. Three days in all were spent at the exposition. As the “Sea Breeze’? goes to press, plans are being made for the ‘‘Ageie Tour.’’? The class will leave Seaside Thurs- day afternoon May 8th, in Joe Betz’ and Mr. Love’s twin ears, Henry and Lizzie, for Tillamook. Thursday night will be spent in a haymow of the owner of one of the most famous Jer- sey cows in the world. A cheese factory and a Holstein herd will be inspected while at the ‘‘cheese capital.’’ The Foot Hills Farm, one of the show places of Oregon, which has some of the finest beef cattle and sheep in the state and other herds in the vicinity of MeMinnville will be visited friday. On Sat- urday, poultry and dairy ranches near Forest Grove will be ; ee inspected. Saturday night will be spent at Portsmouth Farm, the best equipped market milk dairy at Portland. Sunday the class will go up the Columbia highway as far as the Vista House, some time will be spent in Portland on Sunday after- noon and the return trip made Sunday night. Not the least of the attractions will be the camp fires, hay mows, and ‘‘the ol’ swinmin’ hole.’’ The members of the class wish to thank the board of edu- ‘ation for their financial aid, which made the trip to the Pa- cific International and the ‘‘Aggie Tour’? possible, Mr. Love and Joe Betz, for the use of their cars on the ‘‘ Aggie tour;’’ the many farm owners who so kindly co-operated with our in- structor and allowed us to visit their farms, and the many breeders who gave us so much valuable information in their talks to the class. SS = Orlaty For the first time in the history of Seaside Union High school, we have had a regular debating class. This helped the debating team very much, for they got the technical por- tion of debating. It also relieved one of the faculty from tak- ing on the extra work. Miss Krause becamet he debating in- structor, and the team chosen consisted of Victor Palmrose, Charles Cartwright, Vida McCauley and Greta Godfrey. The question to be debated upon this year was, ‘‘ Resolved, that the United States should cancel the allied war debt.’? The affirma- tive team consisting of Victor Palmrose, first speaker, and Charles Cartwright, second speaker, debated on the meht of Mebruary Ist at Astoria, while the negative team, composed of Greta Godtrey, first speaker, and Vida McCauley, second speak- er, debated at Seaside against Clatskanie. The affirmative team put up a good fight, but lost the debate. The negative team won at Seaside, 3-0. The whole school is assured that the teams did their best—winning or losing. Three of the four debaters graduate this June, but we are confident that the ranks will be filled next fall again. Surial Notes Freshmen Initiation Party. On October 19th, the Sophomores entertained the Fresh- men, the occasion being the annual initiation. The ‘‘euests’’ furnished much amusement for the upper classmen by their many stunts and antics. There were many contests, the Freshmen being the only ones taking part, the most noted be- ing the pie eating contest. (The pies contained some very un- appetizing ingredients). The remainder of the evening was donated to dancing. Later, dainty refreshments were served, after which (the music being started again) we were tempted to dance a ‘‘wee bit more.’’ However, the gym was deserted at an early hour. ee Freshmen Return Party. In the high school gym, November 17, 1923, the Freshmen gave a party with the Sophomores as honored guests. A pro- eram was given after all the guests had assembled together, which was as follows: A ballet dance by Dorothy Lewis; ‘‘An Abbreviated Speech on Abbreviations,’’ given by Willard Liv- ermore; Girls’ quartet by Saretta Jenkinson, Alta Mae Ruth- rauff, Lucille Meyer and LeVern Johnson; and Poems by Kath- ryn Moore and Emma Perkins. The rest of the evening was spent in dancing. Delightful refreshments were served later in the evening, after which more dancing was enjoyed. How- ever, all (?) of us were home before the clock struck eleven- thirty. Music for the evening was furnished by Mrs. Bracken and Mrs. W. F. Smith. Leap Year Party. The first time in the history of the school, the students en- joyed a combined Leap Year party and Basket Social. The eirls took the boys and the boys took the lunch. Dancing was the main feature of the evening—the girls asked for the dances. The baskets were sold about eleven o’clock, after which each couple found a corner and ate the contents of the fair compan- ion’s purchase. Hot chocolate was sold, the receipts of which, added to that netted by the baskets, amounted to almost twen- tv-five dollars. We might add that the limit for the price of the baskets was affixed at $1.00. Did we all have a good time that nite? Yea Bo! Junior-Senior Prom. The Junior-Senior Prom was held at the Hotel Seaside on May 2nd this year. The hotel was beautifully decorated with apple blossoms, Japanese lanterns and the Junior class colors, purple and white. The patrons’ and patronesses’ corner was covered by a roof of crepe paper of the purple and white, the edges being hung with the lanterns. The punch booth was carried out on the same plan. Large baskets of apple blos- soms decorated the corners, and long strips of lanterns hung the leneth of the room. Small favors were given to the girls in the shape of balloons and later in the evening, tiny Jap dolls (made from clothes-pins) were distributed to the Seniors. Cobban’s five-piece orchestra furnished the music for the dane- ers. Much eredit is due to Miss Krause for the success of the Prom, and every Junior surely appreciates her interest and work to make it thus. —Pauline Baker. Hramatirs Four plays in all were given by the high school this year. Many actors proved that they had real talents. ‘““THE BOOMERANG’”’ A three act play staged by the Jumiors under the direction of Miss Alvina Krause. Dr Gerald Summer (youno:doclor) es Hugh Logan Vairsinia. elyvas (iiss OniGe orl) erasers aeeeeee Pauline Baker Budd Woodbridge (love-sick patient)... Waldo Welsh Grace yier( whomeBudd loves)... e eee Helen Kerr Mrs. Woodbridge Preston DeWitt Marion Sumner Od gtd See ee LA ot ee ee Esther Palmrose eae Ae ON Aa rE Ved NE Tom Fulkerson bones Ge ia EOC cen ee Marion Mahaney Tie Cie eer en oc NO eee Elizabeth Dresser Ge lig Sate Sere oie lee ee nee Lilie Kineaid SEX dine meaet mene Pn En nee eel Pe ee SIME nen SFr Beanie. of Rex Haley Oye sees ee ee ee Floyd Owen Herr Heteceee atone Serer ey Ludwig Stankevich ANNGULE het Sci ae aera ee ee eee Amelia Lowe ME SGOT Cee eee cee Cee Re ee Kino Lukkarinen ‘“°OP 0’ ME THUMB”’ A play in one-act staged by the Seniors under the direc- tion of Miss Effie Thompson. Madame Didier (laundry owner) ...................... Dorothy Haley Clem Mrs. Gallaway (laundry employee)... Esther Palmrose Rose Jordon (laundry employee) ....................-..... Lille Kineaid Slee (ogee ee ee Beg ee pe ee pnt RS eh in Margaret Taitt Horce Greensmith (laundry patron) _......0.0...... Clark Nelson Amanda Affiick (’Op 0’ Me Thumb) ........ Miss Alvina Krause “THE BIG IDEA”’ A play in three acts staged by the Seniors under the di- rection of Miss Effie Thompson. Dick Howard (a young playwright) -................. Tom Fulkerson Elaine Foster (Hlsie’s college friend) _.............. Elinor Webber DO Del Dicke cel rich) ees ects es oa, a Charles Cartwright SEV We Waar epee 2s, co et eee a ee pean a Greta Godfrey Mretlowarde (a: bank president) ). 2.22.22 0 t Waldo Welsh EVE ae LG Wiel Cl ee ee entree teens Amer eae Lillian McCallister Mie yineg tellerrinethe Dank) ete. eee ceo. Floyd Owen Ait Tmonest pla wal Od CCl) tte, cece eos cen ssc Clark Nelson SNe UG OS aA BS eae apt oe See ier eee Martha Quinn AGES DEX AVEO I Wall See 26 oe eh ee Esther Honkanen ONEREEY) Te@ Wh 5 oe ase parse ets eee Helvie Salmeen STUDENT BODY VAUDEVILLE The student body gave their first annual vaudeville Feb- ruary 28, before a large number of people. The entertain- ment consisted of a shadow scene, an Irish dance, the Gumps, vocal solo, ‘‘You,’’ (a tragedy in one act); 2 one-act plays, and a style show, which presented the different modes of dress from 1600 to the present time. It was the first venture of its kind and proved to be very Also, we might add that every class in the school successful. sel Tt is planned to make if an annual affair. was represented. —Pauline Baker. Che Lettermen’s Clik Officers. IPResiG Oi, etek oe ee ee Victor Palnrose WiGe PP renrcenl te pen seinen eee eee te Floyd Owens Secretary-Treasurer 2.:22_.22nctece--o Wilham Raw Council Representative ...........--..=-- Clarke Nelson AV IGG Ie sees es eee ane ee Leston L. Love The Lettermen’s club was organized shortly after school started in September, with fifteen charter members. The prin- cipal function of the club is to promote more interest in, and cleaner athletics. Any boy who has earned a letter in any branch of high school athletics may become a member. The club has been active throughout the school year. A number of social affairs have been held at the home of various members. On March 8th, the Lettermen’s club imitiated George Benson and Hyde Welsh, the two new football lettermen, into the club. After the initiation, we entertained the school at a reception and dance in honor of the two new members. On May 13th, Alfred Olsen, DeWitt Baker and Clarenee Owen, the new base- ball lettermen, will be initiated into the club. Lettermen. Football—Kdwin Blake, Floyd Owen, Tom Fulkerson, Victor Palmrose, Kino Lukkerinen, Bob Wascher, George Ben- son, Hyde Welsh, Orville Gaskill, Albert DeWelt, Rex Haley, Leonard Hutchinson, Clarke Nelson, Lester Raw, William Raw, Leno Nelson and Elliott Hurd. Basketball—William Raw, Rex Haley, Edwin Blake, Les- ter Raw, Floyd Owen and Clarke Nelson. Baseball—Clarke Nelson, Elliott Hurd, Orville Gaskill, Floyd Owen, Rex Haley, William Raw, Edwin Blake, Lester Raw, DeWitt Baker, Clarence Owen and Alfred Olsen, Baseball managers—Victor Palmrose and Albert DeWelt. Honorary—John Jandrall, Leston Love and Francis Beebe. Hiterary IN BEHALF OF A FRESHMAN OME folks may think that Freshmen days are fun—days when you are constantly being wondered at. Of course, a Freshie can not in the least change the feelings of his elders, but nevertheless, do not think that there are not times when he wishes that he might. The first day in high school is always worst, especially for a real true Freshman, and I was indeed that. After a few minutes interview with an upper classman, I found out that I was expected to report to a ‘‘registration room.’’ I accord- ingly hurried to the first door that was in sight, and which was naturally, the wrong one. Upon seeing my mistake, I turned confusedly and ventured further down the hall, until I at length came to this so-called ‘‘registration room.’’ I went to the seat, that was nearest the door, and sat down, awaiting the next di- rections. Perhaps I may have been sitting there yet had I not noticed that the others were leaving. Some looked rather un- comfortable, it is true, but I knew that none of them were quite so willing to stay where they were than I. I was sure that my dress had never looked quite so wrinkled and my hair so un- tidy, but all this was nothing in comparison with the dread I had of going on the different classes. T remember one class especially. Our first assignment was the study of a poem. That seemed a rather pleasant prospect for I enjoyed poetry, so I began immediately to study. But studying was not quite so easy, because of the annoyance of shuffling feet and the intervals of laughter among the girls, ae- companied by the constant squeaking of desks and_ seats. These noises sadly interferred with real studying and my eyes began to stray about the room and consequently “The Things That Are More Excellent’? were almost forgotten, for the time being. And so my first day in high school passed by. It seemed more or less tragic to me. But after all, I do not think that any true Freshman would give up Freshman days Lor any oth- er day, because we know that ‘ e xperience teaches.’ —HLEANOR LONERGAN. BOBS ‘““Hvery girl is bobbing her hair,’’? is a common saying nowadays. With sincere apology to the author of ‘ Smile and the world smiles with you; weep and you weep alone,’’ we might readily say, ‘‘Bob and the world bobs with you; let it erow and it grows alone.’’ This contagious epidemic ‘‘bob- bing’’ has so entirely enveloped the country, that it has even spread to Seaside, the little town of the wild and woolly west, and has attacked the high school here so severely that only a few girls have been able to ward it off. The different forms of ‘‘bobs’’ are numerous. We have the long and the short bob, the shingled and half shingled bobs (some prefer no shingles at all), the punkin’ heads and a num- ber of originals. One girl was even caught in the act of try- ing to give her hair the ‘‘Valentino’’? appearance. Some of our girls who are so unfortunate as to have straight hair manage to accomplish a wavy effect by turning somersaults on the washboard. Others who prefer the ‘‘nig- ger’? curl attain this result by twisting their hair on wire hair pins before going to bed at night. The sight of them before combing their hair in the morning, with horns sticking out in every direction, would almost scare a person out of his skin. We must not forget the marcelle and permanent wave, both of which are quite common. Hveryone is taking a great interest in the Teapot Dome Scandal, but the girls and women seem to be taking as much or more interest in their own ‘‘private domes’’ (the latter dif- fers in that the ‘‘storms’’ arise not in the Capital, but in the homes of the ‘‘bobbed’’). Bobbed hair sometimes results in comfort and beauty, at other times in ugliness, enmity and spite, but to high school girls and women, it is always bobbed lain. Junior. (Ye Staff: Who can this witty one be?) MONOLOGUE OF A FARM-BOY WHILE MILKING A COW ‘“So-0-0 boss. Step over.’’ p over. fe i ‘ So-o-0 now. Put your foot back there.’ ‘‘T wonder why she always hits me with her dirty tail when she switches it.’’ ‘‘Daw-gone it! I’ll make her quit. I’ll tie your tail so yO Usca lieben. ‘“‘There now. I guess you won’t hit me again.”’ ‘Stand up there, and quit tryin’ to put yer dirty foot in I , | : put y : my pails? So-0-0 now. So-0-0 boss.”’ ‘‘Hello, Tommy. Tom want some milk?’’ ‘You crazy cat! Why don’-cha catch it?’’ ‘(Here comes some right straight—so boss. Quite your Inekin2 sl didn’t. do nothin? to. you. ’: ‘“Get your foot out of my pail—now you got the milk all dirty 12” ‘¢Guess [’ll have to wash my pail out.’’ ‘¢Gosh, this pail is hard to wash out!”’ “‘This dirt she had on her foot is worse than sticky plas- eles “«There, I guess I got it clean.”’ ‘6Qo poss. I'll see if I can’t keep your foot out of my pail this time.”’ ‘It surely is a tiresome job milking a cow when you are disgusted with her.”’ ‘‘Now, I got the biggest share of your milk. All I have to do is strip you.”’ ‘¢Whew! I’m done for this time.”’ “There goes the milk after all my hard labor of keeping you from spilling it! You have to do it anyhow!”’ —Fred Harshburger. THE SENIORS’ DEPARTURE. By the shores of the Pacific, By the shining big sea water; At the doorway of our high school, On a pleasant, bright spring morning. All the Seniors stood and waited, All the school was in commotion— All the Frosh were proud and joyous, For before them through the next year, Would they not be ‘‘brilliant’? Sophomores; Shining out in all their glory, Telling Freshmen of their knowledge? While the Seniors gravely waited, And the school was in confusion, All the Soph’mores pride was visible, Spreading out across their features They had passed and next semester, Would be ranked with all the Juniors. The most thoughtful of the classes, The industrious and the pattern, Of the two large under elasses. But the Seniors solemn faces, Showed no beam of joy escaping; They were leaving now forever Leaving now their high school pleasures; Leaving now their honored places. Following on their life’s ambitions, Losing now their school day friendships. All the Juniors were elated, With the thoughts of highest honors— Honors that the Seniors left them, Honors that they soon would merit. From the doorstep rose the Seniors: Bright before them shone the future, With the goal of all their strivings, Urging them to try their talents, Talents that they gained in high school; In the dear old Seaside high school. Bade farewell to every classmate, Bade farewell to all the teachers; Then they turned about their faces Towards their long and distant journey; Saying sadly to each other, ‘““This, dear friends, is our commencement, This is only ‘Just Commencement’.’’ —Senior English Class. or A PSALM OF SCHOOL LIFE Tell me not in happy whispers, School is but a round of fun; For our studies we must master, Or our grades they wil be bum. Math is hard, history gets me, And the grave is but the end; English themes they always will be Very hard to understand. No enjoyment, all is sorrow, Plants for botany must be found; Work all night then on the morrow, We for slumberland are bound. Then tell me not in happy whispers, School is but one round of fun; For our studies we must master, In our brains our studies drum. —Marjorie C. Ball. Baseball Team Left to right—Standing, Coach Beebe, B. Raw, Salvon, Haley, Gaskill, Manager DeWelt. Sitting— Hurd, Baker, Olson, Livermore, C. Owens. Front row—F. Owens, Captain Nelson. Basrhall Baseball this season did not add much to Seaside’s fame on the diamond. We had one of the best batteries in the league. Poor support accounts for the season’s record, which marked up but one conference victory in six starts. All teams in the league played a much better game than in former years, As an opener Knappa-Svensen came to Seaside on April 4th and returned with the small end of a 7-2 score. The next week-end we went to Fort Stevens and were defeated 6-8. On April 16th the soldiers handed us a 11-5 defeat. A series of conference defeats followed. The greater part of these games were lost through poor support. On April 18th the Astorians took us into camp 10-2 on the Columbia club field. The following week we lost to Warrenton, on the home field, 10-7. Seaside lost the first of the return games at Knappa-Sven- sen 9-7. At the end of the eighth the score stood 6-6, Knappa- y vi . = = 5 = Svensen put over 3 runs in the ninth, while Seaside was able to cross the plate but once. Warrenton won from us 6-4 on May 7th. The last game of the season was played against Astoria on the home field. The first seven innings was a pitcher duel between Wahl, of Astoria, and F. Owen, of Seaside, each al- lowing 35 hits and 3 runs. In the eighth, Owen was injured in an attempt to put a man out on third and had to be taken from the game. Astoria put over 5 runs in the eighth and won the game 8-3. Floyd Owen, one of the best pitchers in the league, and Captain Clarke Nelson formed Seasid e’s battery. Gaskill played a great game at first. Clarence Owen played the great- er part of the season at second and finished the season in the outfield. Bill Raw, who batted .440 in 8 games, played a good game in center fieid and short. Haley covered third with a world of pep. Bodenhammer, who finished the season at sec- ond, showed what could be expected of him next year. Hurd alternated at left and center field. He was a good fielder and hit the ball with too much regularity to suit the op- posing pitchers. Lukkerinen played a good game in center and left field. Baker showed up well in right field. Olsen was a good utility player, at different times he pitched, played short, first and all of the outfield positions. Those who won their third monogram were: Capt. Nelson, William Raw and Floyd Owen; two-year men, Haley, Hurd, Gaskill; first- year men, Baker, Clarence Owen and Olsen. William Raw and Capt. Nelson are the only two to erad- uate. It is expected that Salvon will take Nelson’s place be- hind the bat. Benson will probably keep the grass worn down around first and Gaskill shifted to short to fill up the hold left by Raw. Summary of Scores. April 4 Knappa-Sv ensen 2, Seaside 7, here. April 11 Fort Stevens 6, Seaside 3, there. April 16 Fort Stevens 11, Seaside 3, here. April 18 Astoria 10, Seaside 2, there. April 25 Warrenton 10, Seaside 7, here. May 2 Knappa-Svensen 9, Seaside 7, there. May Warrenton 6, Seaside 4, there. May 13 Astoria 8, Seaside 3, here. | Girls Basketball Team Left to right—Myrtle Johnson, Helen Spear, Elizabeth Dresser, Lillian McCallister, Altha Roberts, Pauline Baker and Elinor Webber. Girly’ Baskrthall HAT! Did you say that the Seaside Union High sehool girls did not have a good basketball team? Just elve the following scores the once over Seaside 17 Knappa 8 Seaside 8 Westport 7 Seaside 25 Warrenton 9 Seaside 22 Warrenton 8 Seaside 11 Westport 5 Seaside 12 Knappa 21 Seaside 25 Stayton 6 Last year the opinion was expressed that they hoped the girls’ team would ‘‘bring home the bacon’’ this year. They did quite easily defeat all teams in the district until, because of over-confidence, they held down the smaller end of the score at Knappa. The manager of the girls’ team wrote to Knappa and asked them to play us again, but they refused, so it seems that we are in possession of the championship of this district. After the basketball games lad all been played, we girls all started to settle back into our old routine, omitting basket- ball practice. Then lo and behold, a startling rumor, that sent us all into the highest of eestasies, reached us to the effect that a team from the Willamette Valley wished to play us. The rumor was verified by the fact that the manager, Helen Spear, had received a telegram fram Stayton, asking for a game. A date was immediately arranged for and the girls began to practice in earnest, for a week was to elapse before we played them. In this post season game the Seaside girls proved their superiority over other teams of the state by defeating the Stayton high school girls’ team, the champions of the Wil: lamette Valley, by the decisive score of 25 to 6. as you have us. Miss Krause, our coach, although she has never coached basketball before, has ce tainly won her laurels as a coach. She spent much of her valuable time in coaching the girls and they appreciated it very much and thank her TOP Although the team will have lost three of its members next year, namely: Elinor Webber, Altha Roberts and Lillian Me- Callister, there will still be the old veteran ‘‘Mike’’ Spear to uphold our worthy name. ‘Mike’? will possible be a little lost at losing her good co-worker forward, but we know she will do her best for old Seaside High. Many of the other girls who turned out for practice will undoubtedly make the team next year. Kathryn Moore and Mary Haley work very well together and both made a good showing. Before closing our story of the basketball season of 1923- 24, we feel that something should be said of the individuals who made up the team: Lillian McCallister came out and played her first game of basketball this year and easily found a place on the team. She was always cooperative, took part in every defensive play and played a good consistent game the entire season. Lillian leaves a position that will be hard to fill next year. Altha Roberts, again this year, held down the other posi- tion at guard. It was Altha’s second year of basketball for the Seaside High and she played a good game. Pauline Baker was another new player to make her letter this year. Pauline is a good prospect in any position in bas- ketball and it is likely that next year she may be holding a position at forward. She plays the floor well and is a good shot. Myrtle Johnson, the jumping center, was the real find of the season. She almost always got the ‘‘tip off’? from the op- posing center and was wonderful at working the floor. This was Myrtle’s first season at basketball and with three more years to play, we will have no worries in regard to the player who fills the center position. It is hard to tell about our two forwards individually for Elinor Webber and Helen Spear worked together like a well- oiled machine. Whenever the ball got down to their end of the floor a score was sure to follow. This pair of forwards re- ceived complimentary remarks from all the opposing teams and were generally admitted to be the best in the state. Helen Spear was the most consistent point getter, although Elinor was by no means slow in that respect. We are glad that Helen will be with us next year. In spite of the great joy that we feel over the end of such a good season, we cannot help feeling regret when we rememer that Captain Webber has played her last game for Seaside High. Always full of ‘‘pep;’’ the harder the game the harder she fought, our hats are off to the best captain of the best of teams—Elnor Webber. Boys Basketball Tram a SO580 Standing, left to right—L. Raw, Haley, F. Owen, Capt. B. Raw, Nelson. Sitting—Salvon, Coach Jandrall, C. Owen. Baskethall Season a Suceess Ul HE basketball season of 1923-24 was successful for the J maroon and white. The outlook at the beginning of the season was gloomy because Lester, all Lower Columbia center, eraduated last June; Blake had played his four years and was ineligible for further competition; while Nelson, because of in- juries, was unable to take his place on the team until midsea- son. Capt. William Raw, Floyd Owen, Rex Haley and Lester Raw were the veterans who responded to coach Jandrall’s first call for practice. At the end of the season, for the third con- secutive year, the ‘‘Beachnuts’’ took second place in the Clat- sop County League, winning 5 out of 8 conferences games and. 2 of 3 non-conference games. Clatsop County League. Seaside 17 Knappa-Svensen 12 Seaside 16 Westport 11 Seaside 16 Warrenton 10 Seaside 6 Astoria 22 Seaside 20 Warrenton 16 Seaside 21 Westport 5 Seaside 10 KXnappa-Svensen 19 Seaside 9 Astoria 20 Seaside total 115 Opponents total 125 Non-Conference Games. Seaside 11 Y. M. C. A. Young Men 2 Seaside 24 Portland Spartans 13 Seaside 21 Y. M. C. A. Young Men 29 Seaside total 66 Opponents total +4 Total Score for Seaside: Seaside 181 Opponents 169 Those winning letters were Capt. W. Raw,. F. Owen, L Raw, Haley and Nelson. Others on the first string were C. Owen, Salvon, Meyers and Gaskill. Second Team Basketball. This year second team basketball was stressed much more than ever before. The second stringers won 4 of the 10 games they played and showed up well in all their games. Those who played on the second team at various times were Gaskill, captain; Hurd, Benson, Bodenhammer, Olsen, L. Stankeviteh, C. Nelson, C. Owen, Meyers and Grafton. Funthall We cannot boast of having the best team in the world, yet in recalling the events of the past season we can say that we had a successful season and a very good team. Seventeen men came out to the first prartice, but this number soon decreased to fifteen and it was from this squad that Coach Love had to build his team. Of this number, nine were lettermen. These lettermen were Capt. Edwin Blake, Floyd Owen, Lester Raw, Fino Lukkerinen, William Raw, Tom Fulkerson, Victor Palm- rose, Rex Haley and Leno Nelson. Coach Love took these men, although handicapped by the fact that he had no second team and that school started a week later than in the other schools in the district, taught them a new system of football, develop- ing them into one of the best teams in the state. The record of the team shows its merits, for out of ten games played we won nine and lost but one, that being in Astoria early in the season, The team ran up decisive scores in most of its games and at the same time held their opponents to very low scores. The ma- roon and white scored 184 points to our opponents 27. The squad was the smoothest playing combination that ever wore the maroon jersies. The team showed wonderful fight and ylayed together as a unit and at the same time it was composed of a number of individual stars, a new star being made in near- ly every game. Record of Games. Seaside 24 Alumni 0 Seaside 0 Astoria 8 Seaside 6 Clatskanie 0 Seaside Ai Tillamook 0 Seaside 32 Warrenton 0 Seaside 9 Astoria 0 Seaside 40 Knappa-Svensen 0 Seaside 12 Warrenton 7 Seaside 33 Knappa-Svensen 6 Seaside 7 Redmond 6 Seaside total 184 Opponents total 27 We finished the season in a tie with Astoria fo1 the North western Oregon championship, but as we defeated eerie a | . � championship of the district. the season we were conceded th ehampionship of the Football Ceram Top row, left to right—L. Raw, Palmrose, Nelson, Haley, H. Welsh, Fulkerson, Lukkerinen. Center row—Capt. Blake, Coach Love, F. Owen. Bottom row—C. Owen, Hurd, B. Raw, Gaskill, Benson. We took the Central Oregon championship by defeating Red- mond, Central Oregon champs, here on Thanksgiving Day by 7 to 6. After defeating Redmond, Seaside entered a claim for the state championship, but as The Dalles, Eastern Oregon and Mid-Columbia champs, and Corvallis, winner of the Wil- lamette Valley championship were undefeated, it was decided that they should play for the state title, The Dalles winning, OaLOLU: With some twenty-five, including ten lettermen signifying their intentions to try out for the team next year, Seaside should have an even stronger team than the championship team of this year. Seaside vs. Alumni. Seaside started a successful season by defeating the Alum- ni 24 to 0 on September 28. The team played good, consistent ball and made yardage almost at will. Seaside at Astoria. Seaside played its first inter-scholastic football game against the strong Astoria high school team on the Columbia club field. Last year the Astorians beat us 26 to 0, and they fully expected to take us into camp by another decisive score. Though our team had practiced a week less than the Astorians, was outweighed 15 pounds per man and with both the regular euards out of the game, they held the Astorians to a score of 8 to 0. Seaside at Clatskanie on Oct. 13. The Seaside football team took revenge on Clatskanie for the defeat suffered at their hands last year, the score was the same in both games, 6 to 0. The game was featured by the spectacular end runs of White, the clever Clatske nie field ea eral; by the punting of Owens; and by the ability of Bill Raw to recover fumbles. Clatskanie made 4 first downs for 80 vards, Seaside 4 first downs for 98 yards. The Tillamook Game. The Tillamook football team came to Seaside on i letober 19th, confident of an easy victory. Last year the MS makers’’ won, 26 to 0. The local boys played at the rate a touchdown a quarter, but were a little late with the one ae is second quarter, the half ending with the ball on the 8-yard lin with two downs to put it over. Tillamook was never in pos- cession of the ball on Seaside’s side of the field. Seaside made 24 first downs for 296 yards; Tillamook made 4 first downs and eained 43 yards from scrimmage. Warrenton at Seaside. Seaside won its third straight game by defeating War- renton 32 to 0 on October 27th. In the first seven minutes Sea- side seored two touchdowns and before the end of the quarter advaneed the ball to the 1 foot line only to lose-the ball on downs. The half ended Seaside 20, Warrenton 0; the third quarter 32 to 0; neither team scored in the last quarter. Sea- side made 14 first downs to Warrenton’s 2, and 252 yards from scrimmage to Warrenton’s 39 yards. The Second Astoria Game. Astoria and Seaside met a second time on November 3. In the first quarter neither team scored. Forty seconds before the end of the half, Owen put over a place kick from the 20- yard line and the half ended Seaside 3, Astoria 0. Near the end of the third quarter, a pass Owen to Gaskill netted 25 yards and a touchdown, this completed the scoring for the day, the game ending Seaside 9, Astoria 0. Astoria used straight foot- hall intermixed with forward passes; Seaside used unbalaneed line formations, which the Astorians seemed unable to solve. he victory was a clean-cut one for Seaside, as the whole game was played on Astoria’s side of the field. The closest that the Astorians came to our goal was 53 yards, while the ‘‘Beach- nuts’? constantly threatened the Astoria goal. Seaside made 5 first downs to Astoria’s 2 and 94 from serimmage to Astoria’s 40 yards. The Armistice Day Game. Seaside took the annual Seaside-Knappa-Sveusen Armis- tice Day game 40 to 0. The game had few thrills except the spectacular end runs of Bill Raw; Bill made a 20, a 23, and two 30-yard runs during the game. First downs: Seaside 23, Knap- pa-Svensen 3. Yardage from scrimmage: Seaside 416 yards, Knappa-Svensen 39. Seaside at Warrenton. Seaside won its sixth consecutive game by defeating War- renton 12 to 7, at Warrenton on November 17. The first half ended Seaside 6, Warrenton 0. In the second half neither team had an advantage until a long pass, Blake to Gaskill put the ball on Warrenton’s 1 yard line. Blake put the ball over on the next play. On the next kick-off came the spectacular play of the day, Warrenton received the ball and behind per- fect interference went through the whole Seaside team for a touchdown. Seaside vs. Knappa-Svensen. Seaside played Knappa-Svensen a second game at Knappa on November 24. The local boys were there with the old fight and again brought home the bacon. The final score was 33 to 6. The Redmond Game. The last game of the season was played Thanksgiving Day between Seaside and Redmond on the Seaside field. This was the most important game ever played on the local field and one of the most important high school games in the state of Ore- gon. Redmond had the undisputed championship of Central Oregon, this year as well as for several years in the past. As a matter of fact, Redmond had an athletic record that was an enviable one, having won nine successive championships im football, basketball and track without a defeat in that section of the state. Seaside had the strongest team in the history of the school and one of the best in the west. The winner of this game would have as good a title to the state championship as any team in the state. Redmond played percentage football the whole first half and kicked ccntinually on the second down. ‘Nhe Seaside lads were in the game every second of play and {vied to gain on every play. The first half ended scoreless and it seemed that neither team would be able to score and that the eame would end in a scoreless tie. Both teams took the field the second half with renewed energy and with a determination to put the pigskin over the line. The Redmond boys were the first to take the offensive and using the speedy Gillette to circle the ends and the husky Dahl to hit the line they put the ball over the goal line, but failed to kick the goal. Seaside, now m the face of despair, fighting hke demons, broke through the Redmond line, forced them to punt, blocked the punt, and re- covered it on the ten-yard line. With the ball in their pos- session and a goal to make, every Seaside player was deter- mined to do his bit to save the day. Owens was given the ball and gained yardage in suecessive line plunges until the goal was finally crossed. He then kicked the goal and the day was saved. Final score: Seaside 7, Redmond 6. Locking Forward. The outlook for next season is the brightest in the history of the school. Only two players, Bill Raw and Clark Nelson will graduate. With the remainder of the team and all of the second string men returning to school, we should jimsh the next season with a much higher percentage of wins. Our Players Edwin Blake—Captain and quarter, 145 Ibs., Senior. Hd was an able general and carried the team with its hard schedule through a very successful season. He is recognized as the best quarter in the district, also as one of the best pass receiv- ers, and his bullet passes were a menace to opposing teams. Blake hit the line hard and was a factor in every play. Hd’s place will be a difficult one to fill next year. William Raw, half back, 145 lbs., Senior. Bull is the speediest man in the local back field. He could always be counted on for an end run when the team mest needed it. Victor Palmrose, Tackle, 170 lbs., Senior. Vie was a stone wall during every game. He would pley until he dropped rather than let the enemy pass through his side of the line. He would often take upon his shoulders the burdens of the player next to him and do away with the difficuities, along with his own. Floyd Owen, Full back, 160 Ibs., Junior. Floyd is the most feared player in the district. His punts average 45 yards, he passes 5 or 50 yards with equal accuracy, and hits the line hke a steam roller. Floyd tackles low and hard. Next year will be Owen’s fourth year. George Benson, Guard, 160 Ibs., Sophomese. Playing his first year of football for S. H.S., he came up to expectations and was a terror to his opponents on the offense and defense. Benson hurt his baek in an early season practice, and was out for several games, but did not let a little thing like that both- er him. Rex Haley, Center, 148 lbs., Junior. Not many opposine teams could get through the part of the line Rex had to wateh. He is considered the best center that Seaside Hi has produced, Rex should go great next year. Thomas Fulkerson, Tackle, 165 lbs., Junior. ‘‘Tiny Tom’’ Is one of Seaside’s giant tackles. He certainly opened big holes In opposing lines and on the defense he would reach over the opposing line and tackle the opposing backs before they could start. Tom was a hard, clean fighter and was one of those who possesses what is known as ‘‘fottball brains.’’ Orville Gaskill, Half, 128 lbs., Freshman. Although lieht ‘Izzy’? made a name for himself as a football player. He was sure death at nabbing forward passes and made many a long gain for Seaside in that manner. Gaskill has three years of fight left in him. Elhott Hurd, Half, 135 Ibs., Sophomore. Hurd changed off with ‘‘Izzy’’? and helped dear old Seaside take the cham- plonship. This is Hurd’s second year. Kino Lukkerinen, End, 150 lbs., Junior. Kino was a find at end, having played tackle the last two years. The few times that it was necessary for Seaside to punt, Kino always beat the ball down and was ready to tackle the receiver. It was sure death for an opposing player to try gomg around his end. Leno Nelson, Guard, 145 lbs., Junior. ‘‘Farmer’’ deliv- ered the goods for sure. He could open a hole in a stone wall and was the very rock of Gibraltar on the defense. Hyde Welch, Guard, 160 lbs., Junior. Hyde many times would break through the opposimg team’s line and tackle the runner fora loss. He forced the enemy to change their tacties and go through some other place, that is, try to. Hyde also has an ‘‘edueated toe.”’ Lester Raw, End, 138 lbs., Sophomore. Les made a fine running mate for Kino. Les is a good pass receiver, a hard tackler and always smeared his man when the team was on the offense. This is Lester’s second year at end. Clarence Owen, End, 125 lbs., Freshman. Clarence is a brother of Floyd’s. He is a little man with a big spirit. Clar- ence did not make his monogram this year, but should make it easy next year. Leo Grafton, End, 130 lbs., Junior. Leo is another little fellow who has lots of fight. He did not play much, but showed up well when he did get in. Ludwig Stankevitch, 145 Ibs., Junior. Lud broke his wrist the first night he turned out, but promises to put just that much extra fight in his playing next year. 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CHAKA We oc aae acco wc $1.06 Entered at no Postoffice as 138th class mail. WRESTLING MATCH A DRAW With the green forest of Bald Mountain as a background, ‘“Vic” Palmrose and ‘Spider’ Harshburger last night met for the world’s cham- pionshiv fleaweight wrestling belt. “Spider” took the first fall in two minutes 59 3-4 seconds, while “Vic” used his neck-twister and took the sec- end fall 106 seconds later. After 17 hours and 1 second both wrestlers fell to the mat exhausted, and referee H. Webber was forced to call the match a draw. nounced that she would have the two meet again in the near future. The next match will be held at the Devil’s Kitchen Stadium, which has a seating capacity of 750,999 persons, as 211.111 were unable to obtain seats for last night’s contest. ANNOUNCEMENT K. K. Klub—sh-h-h! There will be a secret gathering of the brethren behind the cemetery at the stroke of twelve. Tea and lady fingers will be served. ‘not be larger Promoter Roberts an- | | most deadly of unseen objects. ,eral of the big Cheeses, best hunter in the neighborhood. She is now displaying in her store the pelt of a rat, one of the largest ever seen in the section, which measures 2 feet 1-4 inches in length. Mrs. Walch, seeing the rat in one corner of her store, seized her peagun, ran up close to the rat and killed the horrible monster. NON-POINTED THUMB TACK BILL A bill was introduced by DeWitt Baker, biggest big cheese, at the semi- monthly meeting of the Cheesehound Board last Friday. The bill states that the thumb tacks used by the stu- dents of the Seaside High school shall be of regulation size. The head shall in diameter than one- half inch. The tacks shall have a point one-fourth inch in diameter and one-sixteenth of an inch long. The point shall be concave to prevent ser- ious injury to the individual who comes in personal contact with this Sev- including cheese; Johnnie little cheese, and Joseph Spear, cheese collector, are in favor of the bill as introduced. Mr. Love, highest cheesehead, in ar open statement, says that while he was instructor at 8S. H. S., he had oc- casion to feel the old primitive type of thumb-tack and is therefore in fav- or of the adoption of the new safety type as introduced by Master Baker. With the highest cheesehead, little cheese, littlest little cheese and the cheese collector in favor of the bill, it is believed Mr. Baker’s bill will pass at the next session of the Cheesehead Board. The Last Breath believes this will greatly improve conditions at the high school, and is therefore strong: ly in favor of the bill. Jack Walch, little Hagmeier, littlest is Tine EATING MARATHON WON BY SEASIDE HIGH SURF, Ore., (C. O. D.)—In the re-' cent national eating marathon held at the Seaside High School. which was chosen as the place for the océasion, because of its size, under the auspices of the domestic science department, the team representing Seaside, Ore- gon, won the tournament. The larg- est cities in the World were repre-: sented in this contest, including Paris, France; Constantinople, Gearhart,, Oregon, and London, England. Hach city in the: contest was represented, by two contestants, who worked to- gether in ideal cooperation, while one ate the food, the other served him. The winners’ were Jack Walch and Alexander Gilbert, Sophomore. To gether, the two devoured 238 sand- wiches, 31 cakes, 64 dishes of salad, 64 barrels of punch and 456 dishes of clam chowder. The winners-are rest ing easily and there are great hopes for their recovery. rs i oe Ecola Defeats Corncob. Coach “Clam” Benson’s Ecola stars defeated the Corncob, Ohio, Hign School football team 15 to 12; in the national championship yesterday. The first score came shortly after the starting of the second quarter, when “Butch” Salvon, Jr., picked up a fum ble and-ran 99 1-2 yards for a touch down. Corneob evened up the score when A. Johnson, their slippery cen: ter, heaved the ball 6 inches into th arms of J. Ack, right half, who ran the century in 10 flat. The other two scores resulted from line plays. Handel won the game for Ecola, when 8 seconds before time was UD, he put over a drop kick from the 66-inch line. WE WONDER— Who named Tizziazza Spain? How a donkey .-washes behind ears? ; What the flies do for social relaxation all winter when there are no picni s - to attend? iiss. “his . What makes a horsefly ? . How a whale washes its teeth? What an elephant carries in its trunk? Why they call people bootleggers wien they carry it in their hp pockets? DON’T YOU? % � The staff has gone out to eat—to fill up space. AST BREATH 4 VAGLU) Gms WS To Editor with “Last Breath.” (Paper which outranks many such) Hsteemed Sir: It are might be, possible that you have caught little mite ear glimpse of our Klass of Jrs. It itself are a large grand organizm which’ toils with work ardently at the time you are katching muchly needed-beauty sleep. Sinch this are a very privately, public in- stitution ‘klass, I was have tell you some little about ours own meatings. For two or four times about a weak- back we have much'silent noise about huge Prom, which are coming off some time in past future. Last weak I are find myself tippy- top-toeing into rooms just before after source of pleasant argument he- gans to stop and meating yells to dis- order. I slides into desk or chair seat much inbenoticed by nobody and sits unlike bump. on log. Several little wee brete eye anounce all together one at time that she have just re ceived from distant bargain house big expenseless book, which are to record dances at such party house. If such be any. Just then our pres., witn laughy blue eyes say, “aren't pretty, eh, what?’ Same ‘time nother in- crease rackety sound till it are make mushy noise like base drummer warming itself up or some stake-meat getting fried out on stove top. Give less more noise rattle of pres. or Ser seant with out arms are soon about to take quicksteps to pipe up, down cr out. I are much disrelieved when silents finally falls down. About he- fore time dark black curly-que hair guy over left side myself mutter to everybody “can it.” Correct, I talk back. . Next following 59 mins. it seems. ye absorb overdose .of wit and humor '__only ‘the wit are the kind given off by Sunday comic sector. At same time are given gentlemenly kick—in the shinbone to some personal victim who are too far absent to deliver snap- py nose puncher at curly-que boxer. This aré me who are kicked and I am just nearly woke to go to next Klass Since 11 mins. passed ago, I find me late. Hoping you are likewise, Mr. I am, : Editor, aw | Yours not at sall, M. T. DOME. 17, A circle is a round strait line with 4 hole in the center. wint= (6 NS ap Ey SaZ Nay tal ASK US—WE KNOW Dear Editor:—My Ford bucks and jumps something fierce, what shall I do to stop it? A. Honk. Dear Honk:—Stop_ putting alcohol in the radiator and this condition should be improved. � He Dear Editor:—I am a young man and am terribly afflicted with shy- ness. I find when I appear in public that I get self-conscious and always become tongue-tied when attempting to sveak. What would you advise me to do? Alphonso. Dear Alphonso:—-Your case is a common one. We would suggest that you attend the movies regularly and read the sub-titles out loud. This will either cure or kill you. es s tad Dear Editor:—What kind of a dog would you advise me to buy, for my own personal use. Simp. Dear Simp:—A Hot Dog. = Dear Editor:—My hens are. sick. Every morning I find two or three of them dead, what shall I do? Izzy. Dear Izzy:—Your hens are bothered with the old disease of death, and the only remedy we can give you is burial. = Dear Editor:—My name is Sed Hemlock. I live down near bear creck, right near the grand fork. As I am gettin’ kinder old now Id like io get a woman to do the out-door work and chores about the place. I’ve got a warm sod house and plenty of timber around the place for wood. Now, I’m kinder perticular. The wo- man I gets has to be a good cooker, be of a kind, loving and religus fam- ily. Also ought ter have nigh on to a year in college. I aller helps a guy wid an education when prospectable. She must be husky so as not to play sick. I had to shoot a good dog last week for bein’ sick. I got nine hounds thet can travel when it comes fer a show-down and one of the best span of mules in beaver flat, as well as bear creek, by Heck! Now, here’s my bar- gain: I’d be willin’ to dispense of at least two of the oldest dogs to make room fer a wife. How about it? In colution, I want to tell you, edi- tor, thet all applicashuns must be in before 12 nune May 29. Absoblumin ; out. lutely nun will be listened to after thet date. Sed Hemlock. Dear Mr. Hemlock:—We will do the best of our ability. Through our de- partment we have made many a hap- py couple and we intend to continue doing so. You unfortunate fair read- ers who haven’t any prospects in view—here’s your chance. DEFINITIONS Gravitation is that which if there were none we should all fly away. Horse power is the distance one horse can carry a pound of water in an hour. Garlic is vegetable limburger. One good turns opens a safe. A rolling stone is well avoided. s = Bob Betz is always lecturin’ us boys on guns folks don’t know is loaded, and he looked into the muzzle of his fountain pen and pulled the trigger, and got a black eye. s s e Rex Haley has to drink with his left hand to keep from putting his eye He overworked the finger on his right hand pointing out seal lions to Amelia and it will not bend any more. = She stood before her mirror Her eyes closed very tight; She tried to see just how she looked, When fast asleep at night. I ought to lern how to punctuate i can spel prety gude, we lern to spel by sownd in are skule but yu cant puncturate by sownd. Ss Ss s Dear Doctor:—I will stick to your porous plaster. Shurely. e A Girl—A date—Perhaps—Out late; A class—A quiz—No pass—Gee Whiz! INVENTORY TW itOr sercerocce cost erate tener oud No sense Se ASS E ditOrs trycncrstenenerer ists ditto MUM AMIRSe Gonop aden dood Rented i Stenorrapher jc eesee Salary due AVP EN GIS era csc nro Owned by ? U1 Wrasersaa eet nearer Worn out 1 Wastepaper Basket ....... Unused AU nl WR atarote Omnia mom oc One Flat I Rockin, Chair feiss Without back PP QUInSH EL ap CY Mevertertene: ater Borrowed Le Quart (oa setocccierestoteusterneea iter ee Ink 4-Sets Of Brains Gcsiseeses tere csreneerere 2 ie PaddedR@ eliotn rare we aviets To be used Hinintties and Hreaks Our high school like all others has its unusual persons. The Sea Breeze staff planned on having the pictures of our ex- traordinary persons in the annual, but for some reason or other, the persons most concerned neglected to turn in photographs. We think, perhaps, that they were too modest. Since we did not get the pictures, we will do the next best thing. We will reveal to our readers who these persons are. First we will give the list of students whom we all envy and in whose shoes we would all like to stand. THE IDEAL GIRL Pretty, intelligent, well-mannered and the most likable girl—Constance Johnson. THE IDEAL BOY Handsome, democratic and most popular—Rex Haley. THE MOST INDUSTRIOUS BOY Victor Palmrose. THE MOST INDUSTRIOUS GIRL Mary Nimmo. Students who have a very pronounced characteristic: LOVE SICK Bill Raw and Lois Stevens. MAMA’S BOY Willard Livermore VANE Lucille Olson and Charley Meyers. THE GOSSIP Greta Godfrey. TIGHT WAD Alexander Gilbert THE TOM-BOY Elinor Webber If you are not strong and Beware! robust, do not attempt it! Jokes Bud Johnson—‘I once wrote an article on cow’s milk for the ‘Country Gentlemen’.”’ John, L— “Didum appear. Bud J.—‘ Yes, and when it did it was condensed.”’ % Babe—‘Why do they always cheer when a fellow gets hurt?”’ Les—‘‘So the ladies won’t hear what he says.’’ Emma Perkins—‘Do you remember when you were first 299 struck by my beauty? Alex Gilbert—‘‘I think so. Wasn’t it at the masked ball?”’ oF ‘Mother,’’ said a Junior girl, ‘‘did you have the poreh seat painted yesterday ?’’ S-Vess wiv ‘¢Well, Rex and I sat on it last night and Rex got paint on his trousers.”’ Eleanor Lonergan (ii Com. Arith.)—‘‘Are rattle snakes eood adders, Miss Leeper?”’ Miss Leeper—‘‘No; they get rattled too easily.”’ ek Mr. Love (standing by a telephone pole)— Mr. Jandrall, have you seen much of the woril?”’ Mr. Jandrall—‘T have walked from pole to pole.’’ � � Tom—‘‘Gee! J feel like a million-rubles.’’ Some Frosh—‘‘How’s that?’’ Tom—“'Thirty cents!”’ Autugrayls Snap Shots Come in and see all that is newest and best in this lus- trous, beautiful, pure silk. Women recognize Luxite as quality lingerie. The matchless, fine, heavy silk, beauty of design, per- fection of tailoring, unusual length and resistance to hard wear, put Luxite in a class by itself. Selnes Wheatley Everfast Pat. Off Suiting Oo MERCERIZED at can be washed and worn in any way you please. 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Bernard— We have taken up the subjeet of molecules.’’ ‘| hope you will be very attentive and practice constant- ly,’? said the mother. ‘‘I tried to get vour father to wear one, but he could not keep it in his eye.’’ ero ew eee wow wow ow ow we woo ee ee ee ' x ' Pioiiiway 5 | Art aud Cui | 1Guria Shay; [deal Cafe 125 Broadway | Seashells Art Novelties| satisfied appetite is the best Souvenirs Beads advertising Curios Agates} Moceasions Baskets! 600 Broadway Pictures ) + www w ooo ow ww owen wee ow 1 oo 2 eo eee 23 oo ee 2 oe ooo een oe ew wwe wow w ow wen ew ooo ww omer oreo eww woo ewew wooo ooo PPP PPP OOO 8 wow ow wo ww ww wow ww ewe eww wre er oe wrewo— Re wceeeem wow ww ew ore weorwews woo es R. O. RALSTON Notary Public Sells Real Estate Fire and Automobile Insurance Bonds of all kinds Negotiates Loans Wotan anne nnn annem nnn nnn nn nnn nnn nnn nnn nnn When in Seaside visit | i ( ( Ross H Royal Bakery ‘ t Opposite the Bank Restaurant ! 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Wholesale and Retail Meats and Poultry Phone 50-W 606 Broadway TEN LITTLE FRESHIES Ten little Freshies went to Seaside High; One sassed Mr. Love, and then there were nine. Nine little Freshmen all came in late; On forgot his tardy slip, and then there were eight. Might little Freshies tried to go to heaven; One got the devil, and then there were seven. Seven little Freshies with Sophomores did mix; One got a ducking, and then there were six. ' ' ( ' ¢ ’ 4 ' ' ' ( ' ' ¢ ¢ ' ' ¢ ' ‘ § ' ' ' ’ ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ( ' ' ' ' ' | De ee en ee ee a ee ee ae ee ee ee ee ee eee ee See eee eee eee eee eae ees Where Your Dollar Buys the We specialize in Frostkist Most Brick Ice Cream 50c per quart Milloy’s Ice Cream Parlor P. J. Carter Son Grocers 440 Broadway : : 604 Broadway Phone 36 First State Bank Seaside, Oregon ee ( ' ' ' ' ' ' ‘ ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' | : er cr roo wor ow ew www ew ewww woo ewer Telephone 66-W Pioneer | ransfer J. O. 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LEPPLA Plumbing, Heating and Shect Metal Work Phone 39-J West Broadway Ppeocewew ew woe woe www ow ewe ews ee ow wow www www wow ooo woe we 22 ee ee 2 8 POPP BP OPP OPPO OOO OOOOOOOOO® bowecocoe woe ooo eo ewe oo oo oe te eee wooo woo ooo ooo eoor oor oc ocoeoroeooeceoeos woe oo oer ooo oe eo ow ooooeeerores ees oereooecoeooeeooeoeoe oro oooorooeoororerorr- ee Eee eee eee ee eee Sah ee ena ee emret) a AE PP A OE REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE Safety Boxes for Rent Hermosa Park Lots and Other Choice Properties Sold on Terms Alex Gilbert Son Seventh Street and Broadway 4 ‘ ¢ ) i] é ¢ ) ( ( 4 4 $ ' ( 4 q § § ) i) a ¢ 4 ’ 4 t 4 4 ¢ ) ¢ 0 4 ( ' 4 ) 0 ) Q ) § ’ ’ 4 ( ) f “LOVE IN A GARDEN”’ Do you carrot all for me? My heart beets for you, With your cherry lps, And peach complexion; Radish hair and turnip nose. My love is as soft as a squash, And strong as an onion; If we canteloupe, lettuce marry; We’ll make a good pear. —Floyd Owen. Kodaks Films Hotel Broadway Mrs. E. L. McCauley Roth Drug Co. 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Hagmeier J. E. Clanahan M. D. DENTIST Phone 35-R Godfrey Bldg.| Phone 21 Godfrey Bldg. one powo ow ooo ww wooo cow ow ewww ww wo wooo ow oo ooooroororoororrrerenrenreenenr wee eee moomoo, icweececeoecoesroooroeoeoooeroo=s coe omooeooemoomo oe weomwomew cs ew oe = Ce emer eo eee ee ee oo oe teow, Perce w ecw ew wo eo wwe wee wee ew te ww oe oo W i will be your profession? The University of Oregon vives thorough traiming in the fields of Architecture and Al- lied Arts, Business Administration, Education, Journalism, Law, Medicine, Music, Physical Edueation, Sociology and Social Work. The College of Literature, Science, and the Arts contains twenty-two departments and gives cultural and pro- fessional training along many Hines, The Unwersity of Oregon Begins Its Forty-Eighth Year the Last Week of Sept. 1924. oo ew oe ow ew ow oe oo ooo wooo woow wow ewerwwrerereoeoeeerer i The work of the various branches of the University and the professional opportunities available to graduates are de- seribed fully in school leaflets and in the catalogue. Write to the Registrar, U. of O., Eugene, for these publications. The teacher was trying to give her pupils an illustration sf the word ‘ “pe EBeLverane eu ‘What is it,’’? she asked, ‘‘that carries a man over rough roads and smooth roads, up hill and down, through the jungles of doubt, and through the swamps of despair?’’ There was a silence, and then Tom F. spoke up: ‘‘ Please, ] ) 4 4 4 t] ] :) 4 i) ¢ ‘ ) ] 4 :) i} ] t) ‘) ) ) 4 t) t) t) ] t) ] :) t) t] ] 4 ) ( ( 6 ( ) i] § ) q ( 4 t) : : 7 6 ma’am,’? he said. ‘ ‘I know. A. flivver,’? ; 4 () ) SOO OOO oo oo ow www ww ww wee ee Phonen3ie) Seaside Fuel Co. Coal, Wood and Gas Briquets Clyde Mason 200 Seventh St. Pewee eo ew we ww we eww eee se Saas aes eae eae acme COS ere ce ee wow wow eee ———a 3 erent ewe eso ee em ewe remo en Peewee we wm ew ewe eee wm eee we mee HB @) — oe oP =) - ae O (Nn = O 1S) Kelly—‘ You know that a girl reminds me a lot of a magazine.’’ FKloyd—‘‘ Which one, Popular?’’ Kelly—‘‘ Nope; Everybody’s.”’ Tourist—‘‘Do people die very often out here?”’ Gallagher—‘‘ Nope; only once.’’ wooo e+ eww www www ww ww woe oe wooo woo oreo or oorororororeoerorererererereerrer— Ladies Hair Bobbing Specialty | “Tae ESTE Barber Shop WeeQeeliartics Ero. Oyster House Louis Mehelis, Prop. ja 9 Broadway Phone 51 ooo oo wow wow wow oo oo orooorerorerererere-enr owe owo ow oo ower owoororoosoowr = OATES’ BATHS Little Gem : | Swimming and Diving | Sea Water Tub Baths | woewee ooo ooo oo eeeeeoes woe ee wooo oo ooo oo ooo ooo oorooo Re 8 8 reo eee a Awa Soagehe BY Vira Men’s Wear Ladies’ Wea George Hewett Reliable Merchandise. Popular Prices. ' ' ' ' 4 t 4 $ ‘ 4 ' ( ' ' § ' ' 4 4 ’ ( § ( 4 t 6 ‘ ' ‘ ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ( ' ' ' 4 4 ( 4 ' ' ( ‘ ( ' ' 4 Frederick W. Otto The local ‘““AETNA-IZER’’ ee Seb Alels Optometrist and Jeweler 617 Broadway eed «ss Caw a 1 wee wes owe SLL LLL LL LE LE A IT LE SS LE A A SE Se De eww ee rere r Ome ore es” 22 ewe se tee wow wow wow eee sp ee owe oe eeu Charles Cartwright went into a store where there was a statue of Henry Clay and was admiring it when Vida Me(Q auley came in, She went up to the statue and looked at it awhile. , ‘Ts this marble?’ 9 ‘‘No,’’ calmly replied Charlie, “it is Clay. Ladle VARIETY STORE. 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If she is weak—-Supporter. If she is willine—Kisser. If she won’t—Leaver. PO OOOO ww www www nn ow eee Phone 58 We Deliver Lundberg ‘Titus Staple and Fancy Groceries Third and Broadway Poe er mo em wm ew wwe wee we ew eo ewww eww ow ww ew ew ww we we we ew wow ee oe www ew ww ew we we ee wee cee nwee oo oe oe oe oe ww oe we wee oo www we ow owe oo eww oo wow wow owe a Il ——— 2s woeewwooeewoeww www ewww ow eww ewww www www www www wow www owowowoow oe ewe ooo ow wow wow www ewe www oe ee ee ee a eee See nn nn nn ow wee eo nn ooo eee Seaside Shoe Repair Shop eco mom em oo ooo CC OOOO OOOO ew emomom ewww wr weweww www eww www www www wwe Clarke (rushing into a restaurant)—‘‘Two eggs, three- minute boiled, hurry! Only one minute to eatch the train!’’ Breathes there a man so dead, Who to himself hath not said; When he stubbed his toe against the bed, Ph Te SAIN Ss Seale ne Tepe tei Oe, Ble ee. eseenw ewan eaon ee ee ee ew ew ee ee wee eee we re eee ee ree ee er ee Dr. : Martha H. Lowe Bartlett S Chiropractor and Nature Cure Cafe Physician 103 Bdwy. Phone 75-W ooo oe ewww www ooo wow ewww wow wor ooroororooororororerereererre-ereooorrr= Williams’ Bros. Electric Store Shelby Lamps Hlectrie Fixtures Radio Supplies Applances Battery Charging and Repairing eee ee eo oe oo oo on oo no nn een oe a a ee ee eee (ee ew oe ww eee ere | | t t ‘ ¢ ( ( ' ' ¢ ‘ ' ' ' ‘ ' ' 4 q 4 ‘ ¢ ' ’ ' ' 4 ' 4 ’ ' ' ' ' ‘ ' ‘ ‘ ‘ ’ ( ' ' ' ' 4 ' ‘ ' ' 4 ' ' ' ' § ' ' ' J ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' 4 ' ' ¢ ’ GASOLINE OLLS WELDING Automotive Electric and Machine Work Jenkinson Motor Co. Authorized Ford and Sales Service W. R. Jenkinson, Prop. Phone 46-5 | ee we we we ae we we a a ew wee we www we ww www ewe eer ew oe ew Soph.—‘There’s a town in Massachusetts named after VOUS | Proud Frosh—‘‘Yes? What’s its name?2’’ Soph.—‘ Marblehead!”’ Lillian MeCallister— ‘ How many men are there in a foot- ball team?’’ Kelly—‘Ten and a quarter.”’ Night calls answered promptly Phone 19 Dr. J. E. Kinney Physician and Surgeon Compliments of Chus. A. Mriay Plumbing and Heating 729 Broadway 11 N. Seventh St. Seaside ee ae eae a a ee ee ee LPP PL LP LLPFE LEELA OOOO OOOO oro ooooe«$ Compliments of E,. B. Hughes Seetietieetieetietieetieatietneatesetatee e PP PPPS POO OO www www www we woe owe oe eee wee ee ewe wow oe weer ewe ewer wwe ew eer w me ew Oe ew eww error ow ow wr wr oe ww ewer me eowwes peer er ere eee ew em mew eee www we PPP OOP SOOO OO eee eww owe wooo ww ooo eee ero oo eww owe o ow owe | ' | Compliments of ' . | i Hotel Seaside | | Seaside, Oregon | 4 : PUMA DF eae | bbott’s G Abbott's Garage ! General Repairing t ] ' Battery Recharging Storage ee errs ne ene ee | ROWSE: | ° ' Smith [vansfer Co. | Seaside-Astoria Freight Route Long Distance Hauling | : ' etn | “ cee ee eoocowo ooo ow woo ow oor ow ooo row ooooororrerererererrorreee —_——- Pewee n www ww ee ee = (eee oo oo oO ooo wow ow ow oe oo ww ww ow ow ow ow ee A Distinguished Ten Schools Institution offer- Si ing a liberal and ixty practical educa- Departments @ rd @ tion. The Oregon Agriculture College ‘Recognized as fulfilling each requirement of a standard college.’’—Dr. George F. Zook, Specialist in Higher Education, United States Bureau of Kdueation. Offers training and collegiate degrees ‘‘in the several pursuits and professions in life’? as follows: Agriculture, Commerce, Hneimeering, Forestry, Home Heonom- ics, Mining, Pharmacy, Vocational Kducation, Military Seience and Tacties. The training includes physical education, art, English, public speaking, modern languages, history, the basie sciences, indus- trial journalism, music, and all the essentials of a standard college course. Student life is rich in opportunities for culture and citizenship. For information write The Registrar, O. A. C., Corvallis, Oregon —_ eee He ee ee ee ee eee eee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee Phone 23-W Cor. 2nd Ave. 7th St. Hanon-Smith Carage TIRES--TUBES--ACCESSORIES GENERAL REPAIRING Ford and Chevrolet Service Station See el lowing Acetylene Welding Reboring LLL LLL LLL AS TE AEA lr Sl SE te or Sle See: yt te ns: Ges cs es a : | : | ! | oe oe ee we wr oe ww ooo wooo owen