Seaside High School - Sea Breeze Yearbook (Seaside, OR)

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okes Mrs. Wyatt (in English I class): Hazel, can you give me an equivalent for the hackneyed expression, “wreath- ed in smiles.’’? Hazel: ‘The girl had a large smile on her face.” Mrs. Wyatt: That may be true if she has a big mouth. Dorothy (in History I class): The Romans ate their noon-day meal at 2 o‘clock. Mrs. Wyatt in Gen. Science): When the rain falls, does it rise again? James M: Yes, in dew time. Freshie: I know who you are! Soph: Who am I? Freshie: Nobody. Marie S: I know where the first doughnut was made. Esther H: Where was it? Marie S: In Greece. Elvera: What book has helped you most? Helen: My father’s check-book. Arita S: I would like to have one of the Miller boys for a watch fob. Dorothy, dropping her book of Rome, said: “That is the fall of Rome.” To the Editor: Will you please pub- lish a recipe for making Freshman keep still? I find it impossible to keep their mouths closed for more than one minute. Respectfully, ELIZABETH HONKANEN. Ans: The only way is to do more talking than they. Reply: impossible. Orville Spath sat chewing gum in bookkeeping class, and also had his pedal extremities projecting into the aisle, whereupon Miss Ware spoke as follows: “Orville, take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in.” Frances (to Prof. Gaston): I am in- debted to you for all I know. Prof. Gaston: Don’t mention such a trifle. Mr. Lovett: I thought you knew that formula. Mildred O: I had my book closed. I wish I were a Fresh again, With ideals still unshattered, Because whate’er I wished to do, Then, no example mattered. Recited by Doris H. Leola Ball: We laugh at Mr. L’s jokes, No matter what they may be; Not because they’re funny jokes, But because it’s policy. The Freshman envy Seniors, For Seniors run the school; But when you are a Senior, You dare not break the rule. Every teacher calls to you, As down the hall you run; You must a great example set, And so miss all the fun. A kindly teacher told a maid A poem short to write. This seemed a snap, so she obeyed, And tried with all her might. She worked for hours but all in vain, Her mind was simply blank. She bit her pencil, rack’d her brain, Her thoughts and wits just sank. The poor girl worked until the dawn, And she was nearly dead; The morning found her senses gone, With ice bags on her head. In all the night one line she wrote, And it was short and sweet “O’er rippling waves the boat did float?’ Which made her verse complete.

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eh one Miss Doris Haley has been taking up sleeping exercises in connection with her English IV recitations. Pearl Anderson feels herself quali- fied to give an essay on the mechanical advantages of a Ford. Harry Spath hopes to become a pro- fessional smoke shoveler after finish- ing his course in the furnace room. Little Willie Olson goes whistling on his little way to and from school since Myrtle Button returned. Orville Spath says the Greeks were behind the times when it comes to ostracizing anyone from the country, compared with Miss Ware’s modern methods of migrating pupils from the Penmanship class. A. Bain, Esq., reports that he has received his life’s calling—which is selling bootleg whiskey in opposition to the Standard Oil Co., to decrease the high cost of living and advance the principles of Henry George. William Olson claims to have Ben Hur outclassed when it comes to speedy chariot racing, to which any- one must agree, who sees a white streak going down the road with a dark complexioned son of Sweden on the perambulator. —— O—— HISTORY 1 TEST GLEANINGS Heracles: Son of Zeus and killer of monsters. Cadmus: Island captured by Laced- aemonians and made power of Athens. Cythera: Founder of Thebes. Isagoras and Clisthenes fought for the throne; Isagoras won, but the poor people usurped him and put Clisthenes on the throne. Perseus: One of the best cuttings done by Perseus was Medusa’s head. Among the mythical heroes of The- bes was a great city of Greece named Cadmus. Hipparchus and Harmodius was the son of Hippias. After their father died the younger son got into a love affair and succeeded his brother. WHAT THE SENIORS AND JUNIORS KNOW That we breathe through our lungs. That Alsace Lorraine is in Siberia. That United States is at peace. That the Pacific Ocean is fresh water. That Pope wrote Wakefield.” “The Vicar of —o—— . WHAT WE LEARN In Physics: That it isn’t safe to play with a charged Leyden jar. In typewriting: How to use an eraser. In English: That a verb is a word modifying a noun, and that Dickens wrote The Merchant of Venice. In Math: That a circle is a square, bounded by an indefinite number of sides, and that a spontaneous homog- enous quadratic equation is a kind of punishment allied with capital pun- ishment. In economics: That Henry George was closely related to the missing link. —— O-—— SAYINGS OF VARIOUS STUDENTS Francis Marsh: Oh, Hen! Geneva Cryderman: I'll upset cha. Don’t get gay, Gal. William Price: Aw-w-w-w-w. Doris Haley: Oh! My! Helen Callahan: Huh! Pearl Anderson: Uh huh. Hizabeth H: Good Gracious! Marie Schamberger: Shut up! Esther Hansberry: Ditto. Harry Spath: I don’t know. Elvera Miller: Pooh Pooh. Arita Sharp: Why? Aster Moore: You can’t prove it. What! —— Oo—— Problem for Mr. Lovett to Solve It the distance from New York to Berlin is 4,385 miles, how many po- tato peelings will be required to shingle a wood-shed?

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Eva Tyberg (in Algebra I class): Mr. Lovett, I don‘t understand the sixth problem. Mr. Lovett: I am glad to hear that, as I am getting tired of getting paid for doing nothing. So great was Pearl’s admiration of Abbotsford, the country place of Sir Walter Scott, that she was heard to declare that, when she was rich she was going over to Scotland and buy it from his ancestors. Mrs. Wyatt (in English I B): Now look at the board and I will try to run through it for you. Mr. Lovett, after being struck force- fully by a large wad of tin-foil which had glanced after hitting the ceiling end ended rather abruptly upon the bald pate of this prominent member of our faculiy, said to a guilty looking Freshman: “Pardon me for interrupt- ing you, but why did you shoot me with that wad?” The Freshman, having evidently been reading Guy Empey’s “Over the Top,” replied: ‘Well, you bloomin‘ blighter, ‘asn’t experience taught you to duck when a star shell is sent up?” Two High School students were journeying down one of the busy thor- oughfares of our peaceful little city, when a noise like unto trip hammers in a boiler factory came unto their ears, whereupon one of them said: “Gee, Whizz! I wonder what all that racket is about?” The other replied: “Oh, that is probably Fraak Parker knocking the ashes out of his pipe.’ Mr. Gaston (to Claude after a day’s absence): Did you bring your excuse? Claude: Nah, I couldn’t get one. Mr. G: Then it is a case of truancy? Claude: Not that bad; its just hookey. Miss McKay (in Domestic Science): Helen, that pie crust is not short enough. Helen: Well, if I make it any shor- er it won’t cover the pan. Edwin S. brings a pint bottle of milk to school every day, that is the reason he always is the first one out of the school building at night. He drinks it on the way home from school. He told Bertha that Bill P, had told him he would bring Ed one of the bottles he used when he was very small. Lit- tle Ed said that Little Bifl had not brought it yet (maybe Bill is still using it and hates to give it up). Miss Ware (to Charles Olson): Go on, chile’ you ain’t got no sense no- how. Charles: What’s my head for, then. Miss Ware: Why that’s just to keep 299 yo’ back from unraveling’. Inez Stafford: Next term I am going to undertake the study of Latin. Mr. Stafford: H’m, I suppose them dead languages do need an undertaker. Arita Sharp (in Domestic Science): I’ve lost a diminutive, argentous truncated cone, convex on its summit and semi-perforated, with symmetrical indentations. Pearl Anderson: ble. Here’s your thim- ADVERTISEMENTS Use Dr. Price’s remedies for love sickness and heart aches. We guaran- tee satisfactory results. (Paid adv.) WILLIAM OLSON Osteopath Breaking bones a specialty (Paid adv.) WANTED—A new geometry without any originals. Inquire of William Price. WANTED—A cook. Must be quali- fied to write long arguments and de- bates. Elvera Miller. WANTED—A pair of stilts. James Miller. WANTED—Some one to take me to Astoria. Geneva Cryderman.