Searsport High School - Windjammer Yearbook (Searsport, ME)

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Seated, left to right: E. Matthews, S. Fowler, K. Lanphier, J. Small, R. Ashey, P. Young, R. Smart. Second row: F. Hamilton, J. Card, R. George, C. Clark, B. Partridge, J. Castle, M. Jeffery, B. Murray, E. Moody, S. Stone, J Garrity. !,.p ,ff ,viii ti fy. A jf fifffgi fgfmf W 11? Seated, left to right: G. Fraser, R. Clark, W. Hcrsom, B. Averill, P. Young, M. Harriman. Second mw: D. Tripp, R. Blake, D. Wcddell, R. Smart, C. Dakin, J. Gordon, H. Varney, S. Rivers, E McLeod. Third row: P. Simpson, H. McLaughlin, J. Ellsmore, P. Martin, L. Harriman. A-fa. Scaled, left to right: Ashcy, L. Dakin, W. Sanborn, P. Otis, T. Blake, C. Howard, K. Maddocks Second row: Tofder, T. Light, G. Pattershall, R. Ashey, M. Collins, C. Smith, N. Staples, C. Dawbin. L. Clements, D. O'Donnell.

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JUST FOR LAUGHS Roger Farris: You saw this lady driving toward you. Why didn't you give her half the road? A Mr. Lapointe: I was going to, Just as soon as I could find out which half she wanted. Mrs. Ashey: What did your father say when you told him you smashed up the car ? Becky: Shall I leave out the swear words? i Mrs. Ashey: Certainlys! Becky: He didn't say a word. Maurice Day: By the way, did youiknow it is now the fashion to dress according to the color of your hair? Harold L.: No kidding! Maurice Day: Sure! A man with brown hair shoul-d wear -a brown suit. A man with gray hair should wear a gray suit, and so on. Harold L.: Say, tell me! How should a bald-headed man dress ? The gang was having an old-fashioned sleigh ride, and eyerybody was having a won- derful time but Ruth Clark. What's the matter ? demanded Chummy H. Nobody loves me, sobbed Ruth, and my hands are cold. Oh, that's all right, Chummy answered softly, your sister loves you, and you can sit on your hands. Keith McKeen: Going around with five girls at once! How do you explain such be- havior? Rodney D.: Old Cupid- must have shot me with a machine-gun. Mr. Murray: Now, if I lay three eggs here and five over there, how many eggs will' I have '? Harriett M.: Well, to tell the truth, I don't believe you can do it, sir. Helen V.: I've added these numbers ten times. Mr. Murray: Good girl! Helen: And here are your ten answers. No word was spoken when they met, By either-sad or gay, And yet one badly smitten was, As mentioned the next day. They met by chance this summer eve, With neither glance nor bow: They often come together so- A freight train and a cow. Larry wanted a girl friend, but his girl friend didn't especially want him.. Besides, her folks were not very keen about steady dating. At last Larry told her that if she did-n't go steady with him, he would get a rope and hang himself right in front of her house. Oh, please don't do it, Larry, she said, you know perfectly well daddy doesn't want you hanging around here. Malcolm C.: I've never seen such dreamy eyes. Bonnie A.: You never stayed so late be- fore. Maurice Day: I suppose you think I'm a perfect idiot. Judy G.: Oh, well! None of us is per- feet. To Ruth Blake: Ruth rode in my new car, In the seat beside me. I took the bumps at fifty-five, And rode on Ruthlessl'y. A doctor fell into a well And broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick And leave the well alone. Mr. Mortland: George! Are you the teacher of this class? George Pattershall: N o, sir. Mr. Mortland: Then don't talk like an idiot. Mr. Murray: Can you tell me something about the great chemists of the seventeenth century? David O'Donnell: They're all dead. Mr. Jabar: Barbara, can you name a great timesaver ? Barbara P.: Love at first sight. George Small: I don't know. Donald Pease: I'm not prepared. Harold Lenfest: I don't remember. Chummy C.: I don't believe I can add anything to what has already been said. My girl often compares me with Van Johnson, said Albert Dakin. But there's no comparison, objected Joe Ashey. Yeah, that's what my girl says, replied Albert. To avoid that low run-down feeling, look both ways before crossing the street!

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1 hey have presented severa active this year. T den,has been very Cam Pallaria of nio to rected by Mr. An nd, di ba he T oined with Stockton and both Searsport and Winterport. For these last two events they j in ay D orial Sm parade on M