Scottland High School - Memoriae Yearbook (Scottland, IL)

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Cackle Column Judge Will you tell the court what passed between you and your wlfe durlng the quarrel? Mr Brown A flat iron a rollmg pm SIX plates and a teakettle Bob H fat a ball game! That fellow out their playing center will be our best man before the season IS over Margaret Oh Bob this is so sudden Hugh Could I have tomorrow off to help my mother with the spring housecleamng 'P Mxss Throckmartln No we are much too busy at the noon hour for you to leave Hugh Thank you I knew I could depend upon you Mr Spencer Stanley didnt you promise to be a good boy? Stanley Yes sir Mr Spencer And didnt I promlse you a thrashing lf you didn t'7 Stanley Yes but as Ive broken my promise you neednt keep yours Parkas Since I met vlu I cant eat I can t sleep I 'cant drink Gretchen lcoylyj Why not? Parkay I m broke Norman sneaked up behlnd Clarann Dugan covered her eyes with his hands and said Im going to kiss you if you cant guess my name in three guesses Miss Williams Really Howard your handwrltlng gets worse all the tlme Howard Well if I wrote any better youd find fault with my spelling Mrs McCool somewhat overwhelmed by an eulogistlc introductlon which praised her ab1l1ty as a speaker faced the audience and smiling eagerly said Ladles and gentlemen I can hardly walt to hear what I m going to say Archie Do you believe the story that George Washington threw a dollar across the Rappahannock r1ver'7 Fred Well why not? Mr Heggerty said that he pitched hls camp across the Delaware rlver when the Hessians were after him 'wir Heggerty ffimshmg long algebra problemj And so we find x equals zero Dale All that work for nothing Elton Dld you ever take chloroform? Richard Porter No who teaches 1t'7 Frank Mom sent me over to the butchers to see if he had pigs eet Murrel Did he Frank I couldnt tell he had hls shoes on Jim Berry Cserlouslyl Do you enjoy Kipling? Barbara I dont know How do you kxpple , u - n 1 l ,, . U . . . . . H . . , , . , ,, . . . I . . i U , Cl ' ' . Y? . , , . , ,, . . 1 il . ' . . H Y ' 1 37 , IK - . 11 . , . -1 , u ' 1 1 11 . . , . , u ' 11 . , . s 64 ' ! ' ' ' ' I li . . , sc .i 1 L 1 1 , ' L ' I ! !l , ,ca ' I 1 1 1 - 11 . ' - 9 I Y ' , ac 77 . , u 1 . 97 . . . Y v . . . , ,, , . . . , , . ' 71 Clarann: Abraham Lincoln, Patrick Henry, and Franklin Roosevelt. . . . 0 ,, .. ' . 1 7 ' Y! : , u ' 1 ' ' ! 1 ' 77 Y 0 ! n . . . ' . Y , ' u ' ' 1 D Y ' 77 . 0 ,, . . . D ' . Y! D In . . - . ' 7 . ' ' . . . . ,, Y . . , ,, A . 1 71 , cl ' rr , u ' , 11 ' . , na - 1: . , . , u 1 ' ' 1 f . , ac ' 11 Q Q ' . . u ,, . . . ,, , u 1 I ' fp!

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Class Prophecy WILL PROBABLY NANIE WOULD LIKE TO BE BE IN THE EIND Carol Conner Alr Hostess Grass Wldow Hovx ard Conner Nlrlhonalre Chlropractor Fred Davls Trave11ng Salesman Hobo Margaret Dugan Marrled Old Mald Cecelia Dunn Avlatrxx Telephone Operator Norman Huffaker BIOVIG Comedlan S1gn Palnter Elton Ingram Veterlnarlan Ag Teacher Archle Samford U S Senator Undertaker Loretta Ulrey Nurse Farmer s Wxfe WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF Blll Davls fell ln love wlth Latln? Eddle Bonwell fell 1n love Wlth E Parker? Dale Samford fell out of love wrth Wanda Berry? Mary Llttleiield would lose her skates? Jlm Berly would lose hrs bashfulness 1n Engllsh Class? Mrs McCool vxould lose her brown purse? Mr Spencel vxould shout loudly ln the halls? NIISS Thlockmartln would lose her patlence? Joe Southard xx ould make all C s on h1s report card? Stanley VS lmsett xxould make all A s on h1s report card? Nancy Bonwell could not go to the movles? Lela Huffaker would lose her cheerful dlsposltlon and glggl6S9 Lavonna Cook would lose all her box frlends? The schoolhouse had escalators? Don Parrlsh would forget to come to school? Hovx ard Conner d1d not feel tlred ex ery day? Ada Parker chd not resemble her txxln slster so much? John Parkay xvould become the xx orld s champlon typlst? A Y V , A . . . , Maurice Ingram would grow as tall as Elton? u . . V n , , a . v 7 ' . 7. Y , . V ' A . V . . y . . V , . i l.