Scottland High School - Memoriae Yearbook (Scottland, IL)

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Cackle Column Judge Will you tell the court what passed between you and your wlfe durlng the quarrel? Mr Brown A flat iron a rollmg pm SIX plates and a teakettle Bob H fat a ball game! That fellow out their playing center will be our best man before the season IS over Margaret Oh Bob this is so sudden Hugh Could I have tomorrow off to help my mother with the spring housecleamng 'P Mxss Throckmartln No we are much too busy at the noon hour for you to leave Hugh Thank you I knew I could depend upon you Mr Spencer Stanley didnt you promise to be a good boy? Stanley Yes sir Mr Spencer And didnt I promlse you a thrashing lf you didn t'7 Stanley Yes but as Ive broken my promise you neednt keep yours Parkas Since I met vlu I cant eat I can t sleep I 'cant drink Gretchen lcoylyj Why not? Parkay I m broke Norman sneaked up behlnd Clarann Dugan covered her eyes with his hands and said Im going to kiss you if you cant guess my name in three guesses Miss Williams Really Howard your handwrltlng gets worse all the tlme Howard Well if I wrote any better youd find fault with my spelling Mrs McCool somewhat overwhelmed by an eulogistlc introductlon which praised her ab1l1ty as a speaker faced the audience and smiling eagerly said Ladles and gentlemen I can hardly walt to hear what I m going to say Archie Do you believe the story that George Washington threw a dollar across the Rappahannock r1ver'7 Fred Well why not? Mr Heggerty said that he pitched hls camp across the Delaware rlver when the Hessians were after him 'wir Heggerty ffimshmg long algebra problemj And so we find x equals zero Dale All that work for nothing Elton Dld you ever take chloroform? Richard Porter No who teaches 1t'7 Frank Mom sent me over to the butchers to see if he had pigs eet Murrel Did he Frank I couldnt tell he had hls shoes on Jim Berry Cserlouslyl Do you enjoy Kipling? Barbara I dont know How do you kxpple , u - n 1 l ,, . U . . . . . H . . , , . , ,, . . . I . . i U , Cl ' ' . Y? . , , . , ,, . . 1 il . ' . . H Y ' 1 37 , IK - . 11 . , . -1 , u ' 1 1 11 . . , . , u ' 11 . , . s 64 ' ! ' ' ' ' I li . . , sc .i 1 L 1 1 , ' L ' I ! !l , ,ca ' I 1 1 1 - 11 . ' - 9 I Y ' , ac 77 . , u 1 . 97 . . . Y v . . . , ,, , . . . , , . ' 71 Clarann: Abraham Lincoln, Patrick Henry, and Franklin Roosevelt. . . . 0 ,, .. ' . 1 7 ' Y! : , u ' 1 ' ' ! 1 ' 77 Y 0 ! n . . . ' . Y , ' u ' ' 1 D Y ' 77 . 0 ,, . . . D ' . Y! D In . . - . ' 7 . ' ' . . . . ,, Y . . , ,, A . 1 71 , cl ' rr , u ' , 11 ' . , na - 1: . , . , u 1 ' ' 1 f . , ac ' 11 Q Q ' . . u ,, . . . ,, , u 1 I ' fp!

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