Scituate High School - Chimes Yearbook (Scituate, MA)

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i 26 THE CHIMES i Eulaila : Really, I didn't hit you intentionally. Victim : What have you got that bumper on your car for if you aren't aiming to hit some one? « ♦ ♦ ♦ 1 Colton: Gee! I wish Fd lived in pre-historic times. 1 Lois: What for? Colton: So I wouldn't have to learn history of course. ♦ Excited Tourist (beckoning to cabby): Hey! Cabby: Look here, mister, stop kiddin' my horse. i 4e 4e « 4 Ray: My alarm clock went off this morning at eight- | thirty. i Lois: Hasn't it come back yet? - « if ♦ I The Joke Editor is the biggest joke I ever saw. i :)c 4c 4e He 1 Doctor: I charge ten dollars for my advice. i J. Davy (leaving office rapidly) T'anks, doctor, I ain't taking it. i Judge: Prisoner, the jury finds you guilty. Prisoner: That's all right, judge. I know you're too in- i telligent to be influenced by what they say. i The Chimes has gratefully received the following papers and would like to hear from them again. The Parrot, Rockland High School, Rockland, Mass. Honor Roll is exceptionally fine. Literary department shows well- planned, thoughtful work. The Partridge, Duxbury, Mass. A fine selection of stories. Why so little about athletics? The Hermiad, Hingham, Mass. The descriptions of the Wind exceedingly well written. The entire paper well arranged. 1

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THE CHIMES 25 I'll take this pair, said the young athlete who had been looking at track shoes. The other make will give you much better service in the long run, said the salesman. Oh, but Fm not in any of the long runs. I'm only in the fifty-yard dash. m No girl buries her nose so deeply in The Chimes that she can't get at it with a powder puff. Some girls are so dumb they think the Mayflower Compact is a new kind of rouge. Colton: I fell last night and struck my head on the piano. Panetta : Hurt yourself ? Colton : No, luckily I hit the soft pedal. King : What ho, the guard ! Prime Minister: Sire, the guard has lost his umbrella and it is raining. Kin: Then, what ho, the mud-guard.

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THE CHIMES 27 The Unquity Echo, Milton, Mass. The Unquity Echo cer- tainly is a wonderful specimen of the pupils' work at Milton High. The Par-Sem, Parsonfield Semjinary, Maine. Literary de- partment good. Cuts excellent. The Hanoi} erian, Hanover High School . Joke department good; also literary. The Metonomy Beacon , Your editorials are good. Where is your exchange column? The Students' Pen, East Bridgewater, Mass. We see that the cross-word puzzle craze has reached East Bridgewater High. To an Uncovered Wagon , very cleverly written. The Taconic, WiUiamstown, Mass. Your literary depart- ment is excellent, especially the Poets' Corner. The Echo, Abington, Mass. Your literary and athletic de- partments are well arranged and very interesting. The Wampatuck, Braintree High School. An excellent paper. Your poems and Wise Cracks good. The Meteor, Berlin, New Hampshire. Your paper is very well arranged. The literary department is very interesting and we envy your exchange column. The Eastoner, No. Easton, Mass. Your editorials well written. Edgar Hyland, Exchange Editor. COMPLIMENTS OF EGYPT GARAGE and MACHINE CO., INC. COUNTRY WAY EGYPT, MASS.