Scioto Township High School - Sciotonian Yearbook (Commercial Point, OH)

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CJOKES CON'T.J Mrs. Young: nBob, have you whispered while I was out of the room?N Bob Redman: NOnly wunst, ma'am.N Mrs. Young: NLillien, should Bob sey 'wunst'?H Lillian C.: NNO, me'em, he should say 'twicet'.n Two hitch-hikers were standing on a roadside waiting for s ride. ' NWhat's on your mind, buddy?W seid the firste hitch-hikers ' NOh nothing,H the other hitch-hiker replied, Nexcept I was just wondering how we will evrr be able to thumb a ride when people begin traveling by sir.N - Bill N. NI hear you got a girl, Ned,n Ned W. WYesn , Bill N. Wwhere does she live?n Ned W. WMain Street.W Bill N. nWhst's her name? Ned W. WBellen Bill N. NSeen her letely?W Ned W. No. . Bill N. nWhet's the matter--have a fight?N Nod W. WNo, I went to her house last night and there was e sign on the door, Boll out of order so I didr1't go in.n I Defense Attorney Rush: NBut if e men is on his hands and knees in the middl6 of the road, does that prove he is drunk?U Arrestin Officer Carfrey: UNO sir it does not.N Defense Attorney: NThen why arrest him?N Arrestin Officer: WHe ues trying to roll up the white line.n

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JOKES Mary R, nLooK at those gold fish. Aren't they red?W Jackie R. Wwell, if somebody put you in a glass bowl without your swimming suit, you'd turn red too.W Mr. Knight: NAlva can you tell me what is meant by a polygon?N Alva C.: NI guess it means a parrot that's died, doesn't it?n Delvin T.: WWhy is a ship always as 'she'?H Russell Y.: HBecause it costs so one in paint and powder Father: NWho broke that chair in last evening?N referred to 'much to Keep N the parlor Dale: WIt just collasped all of a sudden, father but neither of us was hurt.' An old maid is a girl who is drowning in an Ocean of love because she has no cling to. buoy to Bill D.: HI think you're the most beautiful girl in the world.W Pearl R.: WOh, you'd say so even think so.H ' Bill D.: NWell, you'd think so, didn't say so, so we're Mary H.: -Qls there a letter for PostmBstar91,UWhat's your name?N Mary H.f NIt's on the envelope. read?N - if you didn't even if I even.W me?W Can't you

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