Scioto Township High School - Sciotonian Yearbook (Commercial Point, OH)

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JOKES Mary R, nLooK at those gold fish. Aren't they red?W Jackie R. Wwell, if somebody put you in a glass bowl without your swimming suit, you'd turn red too.W Mr. Knight: NAlva can you tell me what is meant by a polygon?N Alva C.: NI guess it means a parrot that's died, doesn't it?n Delvin T.: WWhy is a ship always as 'she'?H Russell Y.: HBecause it costs so one in paint and powder Father: NWho broke that chair in last evening?N referred to 'much to Keep N the parlor Dale: WIt just collasped all of a sudden, father but neither of us was hurt.' An old maid is a girl who is drowning in an Ocean of love because she has no cling to. buoy to Bill D.: HI think you're the most beautiful girl in the world.W Pearl R.: WOh, you'd say so even think so.H ' Bill D.: NWell, you'd think so, didn't say so, so we're Mary H.: -Qls there a letter for PostmBstar91,UWhat's your name?N Mary H.f NIt's on the envelope. read?N - if you didn't even if I even.W me?W Can't you

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4+H CLUB NEWS The Upland Comini boys 4-H club Gf Scioto Twp. consisted of 15 rnembers,4 of whichwerc Sirls. The leader was Ralph' I-Iaughn, who was so. responsible for the success of the Clube ' Throughout the summer, meetings were held every two weeks. Several talks were given by the members on: feedln g, and caring for the livestock. Some o the members went to 4f-H cam? at Ross-Hocking. - he climax of the year was at the Jun1or.F'a1r at Gircleville. The fair IHOVPG to its new grounds northeast of Circleville. The club brought home several ribbons from various classes. Next year the club hopes to- be big- ger and better than ever. - A President. . . . , ..,oB1ll Hugh '-V. President. . . .Dick Hinton - Secretary, . . . . . .Nancy Green Treasurer. . . . . . .Jackie Rush News Reporte,r..Mary Rodgers ' Recreational Leader Fred Dountz P

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CJOKES CON'T.J Mrs. Young: nBob, have you whispered while I was out of the room?N Bob Redman: NOnly wunst, ma'am.N Mrs. Young: NLillien, should Bob sey 'wunst'?H Lillian C.: NNO, me'em, he should say 'twicet'.n Two hitch-hikers were standing on a roadside waiting for s ride. ' NWhat's on your mind, buddy?W seid the firste hitch-hikers ' NOh nothing,H the other hitch-hiker replied, Nexcept I was just wondering how we will evrr be able to thumb a ride when people begin traveling by sir.N - Bill N. NI hear you got a girl, Ned,n Ned W. WYesn , Bill N. Wwhere does she live?n Ned W. WMain Street.W Bill N. nWhst's her name? Ned W. WBellen Bill N. NSeen her letely?W Ned W. No. . Bill N. nWhet's the matter--have a fight?N Nod W. WNo, I went to her house last night and there was e sign on the door, Boll out of order so I didr1't go in.n I Defense Attorney Rush: NBut if e men is on his hands and knees in the middl6 of the road, does that prove he is drunk?U Arrestin Officer Carfrey: UNO sir it does not.N Defense Attorney: NThen why arrest him?N Arrestin Officer: WHe ues trying to roll up the white line.n