Science High School - Synergist Yearbook (Newark, NJ)

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Still unable to find the guilty party. I took the fastest shuttle that I could find to the planet Mars where I came upon Vernon Copeland and Samuel Crawford who were on trial for designing too many computers (Sam was also accused of being a Russian spy). The case was presided by Judge Alice Mathis with the infamous Micheal Campbell as prosecuting attorney and with Ms. Terry Pringle acting as council for the defense. Unfortunately, the trial didn't turn out as expected, but I was able to learn the whereabouts of the other ex seniors from Kevin Toler, the mortician, after the defendents were executed. After returning to earth, I paid a visit to Kelvin Cameron, president of Cruel Bunch Chemical Industries. Inc., to gather more information. Upon refusing my request. Kelvin engaged me in mortal combat. For hours we delivered powerful tayturns to each other until 1 uttered the mystical words, “Don’t even try it! which left Kelvin helpless. After his defeat. Kelvin showed me his laboratory where Harold Liggins. Myron Ash. and Luccttc Brown were trying to synthesize a chemical reaction which would successfully resurrect Adolf Hitler and Lady Macbeth, the founders of the Cruel Bunch. After 1 left Kelvin's firm, I continued my unending search for the seniors of the Class of’79. But you may ask. “What crime have they committed?’’ Well, on the seniors’ last day at Science High, the entire teaching staff was viciously murdered in the most brutally destructive food fight in all of recorded history. So. 1 shall not rest until I have tracked down the villain who shouted those infamous and despicable words. “Food fight!!!’’ CLASS OF 1979