Schuylerville Central School - Schuyler Yearbook (Schuylerville, NY)

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(Class (Celebrities 1. Best Student..........................Thomas Naey 2. Best Athlete (Boy)......................Neil Peck 3. Best Athlete (Girl).......Beatrice Goodrich 4. Most Popular Boy...........Clayton Bennett 5. Most Popular Girl......Iva Loo Brown 6. Best Looking Boy..............Thomas Ryan 7. Best Looking Girl...........Iva Loo Brown 8. Boy With Most School Spirit....Clayton Bennett !). Girl With Most School Spirit...Helena Flint 10. Class Sheik....................Thomas Ryan 11. Class Flapper............Charlotte Wallace 12. Most Dependable Boy...................Thomas Nacy 13. Most Dependable Girl...................Alice Haren 14. Best Dressed Boy...............Thomas Ryan 15. Best Dressed Girl.....Margaret Carscadden 29

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Haun: “Give the derivation of “auditorium.” Corsctti: “Audio—to hear; taurus, bull—therefore a place to—” Haun : “Here, here, that’s enough !” CHARIOT RACE Alice’s lips trembled. She removed her spectacles and dabbed at a vagrant tear coursing down her ashen cheek. A PLAUSIBLE EXCUSE Reporter: “To what do you attribute vour great age?” Methuselah: “Well, the fact that I was born over nine hundred years ago might have something to do with it.” MAKING IT A QUIET AFFAIR Drives cab into store window to avoid crash.—Chicago Payer. JUST A SCRAP Doran: “How did you like the football game?” Mary Ross: “Oh, they didn’t play. Just as they started one man got the ball and started to run with it and they all began to jump on each other.” OCTOPUS George Gay vawned wearily, looked at the clock, stretched his six feet lazily and rose. NOT INTERESTED “Did you inform father that you intended to marry me?” asked Iva Loo Brown. “Yes,” answered Clayton, “all he said was that he wasn’t very well acquainted with me and he didn’t see why I should tell him my troubles.” CALL THE CORONER Ernest C.: “Well, sir, my shotgun let out a roar and there lay a dead wolf between us.” Miller (bored) : “How long had it been dead?” Son: “Hey, pop, the old goat just et a jackrebbit.” Father: “Gosh darn it, another hare in the butter.”—Cornell Countryman. One evening a farmer met his hired man with a lantern and asked him where he was going. “Courtin’ ” “Courtin’ with a lantern? I never took a lantern with me when I went courtin.” “Yes,” replied the man, “and see what you got.”—Cornell Countryman. 28

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Congratulations and Best Wishes As you step across the threshold of life at this time we want to take the opportunity to say to you: “God Speed.” May life hold for you only the best—health, happiness, prosperity enough for all your needs and an ever abiding faith in the future of this great land of ours. THE TROY BUSINESS COLLEGE Can train you for a better Business Position, then will place you in excellent employment with steady advancement. Consult WARREN, ADERHOLD BACKENSTO. They will advise to your interest. Boardman Bldg., Troy, N. Y. Do You Want a Good Position and a Splendid Salary? EASTMAN POINTSTheWAY S. S. Kresge, James B. Duke, Frank A. Munsey, S. Parkes Cadman, The Smith Brothers, of cough drop fame, and over 100,000 other graduates have proven the value of our slogan: Learn It the Eastman Way A successful day school for more than 75 years. Now, five strong courses by mail. Modern Advertising, Practical Journalism, Business Correspondence and Direct Mail, Salesmanship, Accountancy Either Method Brings You Success EASTMAN “The foremost school of its kind in America.” Poughkeepsie, N. Y. THOMAS MUSIC STORE Inc. Pianos, Victrolas, Radios, Batteries, Tubes and Sup- plies. Radio Tubes Tested Free. CHARLES HEMSTREET, Mgr. Schuylerville, N. Y.