Schenley High School - Schenley Journal Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 168 of the 1925 volume:

Q X UIBRIS mf ' 7' 1 I lg t..-1, , lv 'L.,f X - . Phono by J. C. Bragdon SCHENLEY I-IIC!-I SCHOOL 2 'lui M Svrhvnlrg ilnnrnal Q Eg 'E gg 2 l Eannarg 1525 sg Y 1.2 ri i A 1 W, . . 1. il 5 i xi liluhlislgrh hg E E112 Svrhrnlrg High Srhnnl lgittahurgly, Ha. kin - . NWI, I IlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWIIIIIIUllll IIIIIIIIlllIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQ ,llll I IlllllllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH jlll IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIWIIII ith Hiurrrr grutituhr fm' the ixmiti111ah1c zrruirru hr has rrnherrh in ua, an a hrau-ifrlt irilmtr tn his ntrrliug hualitira an an umn, muh am an mark nf nur apmrriaxiinxx nf him, mr, thr Zlfvhruarg Gllzum uf 1525, hrhiraie thin, nur dams hunk, In um: hrlnurh guzxrhian. mr. il. ELI. Qllnrm. 'r President Vice President .,.,. ,,.,,4.,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,.,, Secretary ................ :, ,AA,,,,,,, H THE SCHENLEY ,IOUIQNAL CLASS ORGANIZATION Motto: Toil is the Sire of Fznne. Colors: Real and XVl1iie Flower: lied Rose OFFICERS Mason Cochran Vlfilliznn Frank Dorothy Roy TYCQSIITCF -U .-......-..--.---- ..... X Villiam Eisenbeis Social Chairman ...... ,,,.,,..,,,,,,A,,,,..,.,,,,.,,..,,A.....,..,.,,,,,,,, ,,,,, , X mmbcl Tm-ner Guardian ................. ....,........................................,...,,...,... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,, IX f lr, C1005 SOCIAL COMIxlI't'l't.E Annabel Turner, Chah'nian F , 4 Herbert Simpson Ehzabeth Bedier Harry Lieberman ,Iulia Iiatz ' - George Frey ,kick Fassinger Vp, Alice Henk U CLASS PLAY PROPERTIES COMMITTEE XVil1iam Frank, Chairman Gibson Hopkins, Assistant lfhairznan Elizabeth Beech Gail Barnhurt Irene Ravitch Lang Clyclesrlale james Vollmer Lorothy Hodges CLASS PLAY PUBLICITY COMMl I l'EE XVillign Eisenbcis, Chairman Marian Benedict John Cullen FLOXVER AND COLOR COMMITTEE Ethel Beltz, Chairman Ruth Collins Helen Riggs George Henrieh Beatrix Stevens GIFT COMMITTEE I-larolrl Johnston, Chairman Benjamin Mentser ,Iames Yollmer Ruth Schmeltz PICTURE COMMITTEE john RICCICIUCIUS, chairman Luclmilla Allen Morrow McLenahan Nellie Maxwell Iienneth Taylor RING COMMITTEE Gibson Hopkins, Chairman Elizabeth Ileech Matthew Krell Marian Benedict Aaron Smith SONG, YELL AND MOTTO COMMITTEE Harriet Little, Chairman Milton Brauman Melzena Farbztugh Corinne Engelman Sylvan Libson I STUNT DAY COMMITTEE Herbert Simpson, Chairman Alma Armstrong' Olga Dnrish Reuben Cohen NVillian1 I-Iavelin 6 'rH13scHRNLEYJo'oPN HIIIIIH 2 X i ,if :If COCHRAN, f ASON !..xs M:1se X 7j-J Class pe idenig Play astg Student Ad Qxrloia Clulflyiiggnlclin Delnt mv lub. 'A . fp , V 1-Ie . is 1 ir' 'Masoriu QQ- our class. Our p dent is he, XYI1 rr worked to build 11 monument Rais d to our memory. BE S .. ' 'ii nie f' 1. Jimn me , nces wel 1 socials is great. orne 'xyl Willa efdc Je, And lv aiiclueut .,t.- ,. AI L , ER X C I if NSW Vet Qwe ' ie restj I-1' 'on tr h ts 0 Pl . Because, ur' e the av rage rn n, His friends ips do not .1 .' ALLEN, BESSIE DORTHEA Bess Slim This girl is quite an oraior In clubs outside of school. But here she's siudious and meek, Olnc-ying every rule. ALLEN, LUDMILL.A Lucldy Lud Picture Committecg Student Board, '23, '24 Oh sing' her praises im' :md wide, This maiden is El rose. XVho trips along quite dnintily, She's loxged where'er she goes. 7 4 S ' M fg-g1:1'113 SCHENLEY JOURNAL A ll ALLEN, OZONER GERALDINE Zo11C'y blinks She loves to dance, as all girls do, XA-'vl1Cl'CVCI' she may go, She studies much, use all girls tlO11'i, Her lessons hard to know. AMIGH, MARGARET B. ..PCg,, Student Board. A very, very jolly Peg, XVl1o likes Zl lively time. XVIICH with a group of girls and boys Our Peg is in her prime. ANDERSON, HAZEL CLAIRE I-Iazew Andy Nuts Class Play Castg Student Board '23 Junior Juntog Classical Club. The heroine of our class play. Lucinde is very bright: VVQ wish success to Andy dczn' The champion of right. ANDER O Nx MA BELL N 111 dl ur fri 1001 friend indeed N 0 A1 1. H eq: X l Nor 1 1is ap 'e 3 c doc. 1 1' work mth skill and speed. X 1 f. ' tl h ' 1 111111 ll C1 'es, ARMSTR L v. , A S lllt D' f 11111i - - dc 1 Board. Mis ll 1 5 fcry zu cl ff' , le 10, ' liglg ' 1 fre ' 1 woi z ith l - 1 i 1 11d main, e HCVCI' 'ts 1110 than B. .4 B1 8 .- T1-113SCI-LENLEYJOURNAL A IAUEL, LILLIAN V. nlLill3!rr She wanders throngli the crowded halls, XVith friendly smile and glance. She always has her work prepared And likes quite wc-ll to dance. BARNES, HARRY C. Art Club, Vice Prsident ,243 Civic Our 1-Iarry's quite the dressy lad: joe College people call him, I-le gets along all right sometimes, But history does appal him. 4 ' f Club. ff A M-ef off BARNI-QART, GAIL 'I RY ' X Cnnlc EQ Property 'l X Q Now here's il L -ver girl named Gail, XVho's sweet as sweet can Abe: At art and needlework shc's' fine- For fingers deft has she. BAZELLt ETHEL L. I-Iarmony Cluh. n i. - the d '. excel, iss so ve wncere. t he piano s does well 14, her success e have l10 BECKER, ELIZABETH B. Bet15jQ Betts, B, Vf, Social 'gioinpiitlteeg Student Boirglg l A Cglubg Ad Quvffl Cllllli-gllCI!1Stl'y 5Lab.' .wxf slsist. Q af .ft , Her voice'i N ally vcruliow- - I And yetjilzmll llwt claim,-' . That ini, oth socia stand in class That voice has CilI'I1CClMg'EC?f'Yf8I11C. x 9 e Sf N -.TJ 1 v.. .gf Xi Q71 J , ,ai-.1-.ls M l i l - 144-4-1----EN If E SCHENLEY JOURNAL BEECH, ELIZABETH BERG I3eechie Class Play Properties Committee. This little maid so sweet and glean, With gorgeous eyes of blue, At soejals always is a queen, She's bright and clever too. BELTZ, ETHEL M. Leather Class Play Cast: Civic Clubg Flower and Color Committee, Chairman. Our Ethel is a charming lass, XfVho starred in our class play: Her pretty face is all enwreathecl XVitl1 smiles the live long day. BENED.1cT,E RIAN K. Afajtwi-M A Q Q7 ling Coig-Tgitte , Publicity Col nitteeg Stu- fn ' 0'tl: , .' T - lip lell-,Gl.1,i A cam of Q ' ' ,,Alg,,4-1 .trian is ,' ins UA lrlrwz' 1aQe vi me , 57 Sh, ' :riff air A ' 'trn-img toog HC1'i3W0l'lK tQrP:vf'f lE,f54wt,4e,v, S l Bo rlg ic Club. She ' a ve y vely girlq Shes known y name of Ruth, All of her classmates haste to sayg WTC like her well, forsoothf' BONHA , . A113 I I BRAUMAN, MILTON M. M ilt Freekles Class Play Castg Song Yell and Motto Com- mittee? Stage Crew '22, '23, '2-lg Student Board '22g Civic Club. The world is nothing but 9, Stage - It needs at better crew. This lad has trained behind the Scenes- ln life what will he do? 10 T H E s C ll is NL E Y Jo U R N AA L 2 I BROW LIZ TH MOORE 9 ett8 ' il , l I 'lass otr etty is quite still .ic d -s 1 , nuke mnch noise, f ll ' xx -n it comes to friends ztll true, , 5 ' as them, girls and boys. it 1 It i CHARLESWORTH, JOHN R. Half-l int Chuck ,g Bird Club Q .LX jolly boy, n'ho's lots of fun 1 lle's full of pen and go: g l-la.-'ll Iind in life few obstacles f For work's to hin1 no loc. i i , i CLYDESDALE. THOMAS LANG liclflllflh Kid 1 Ad Quota Club: Orchestrug Class Play Prop- erties Committee? Swimming Team 'Z-lg , Life Saving Crew '23, Friend Clydesdale used to hc quite shy, i A timid little youth, Now with the-girls-quite oft hc's seen, I Forever changed, forsooth. X COHEN, GOLDYE J.' Atl Quota Cluhg Civic Clnb. Miss Gol:lye's trim and also neat. Her tresses nren't blond. Sh's small und She is very slim, Of French she is quite fond UD W COHEN, REUBEN ROBERT r Rube Cuban Rhoen Stunt Day Cox mittee: Ad Quota Clubg Tri- : gl - hlournz s Club. Vice Pres. 'Z43 Civic ' . Pregi ' Orchestra, Sec. '23g Com- V mined li l ch ol Orch str'1 '73 '74 Ss I1 YIS is 2 h , of, ni fri W l l-I bran ol tm nest tt d s lie use t? v lay .sk. ' Y ic . 11 A T.-.-.--is l - H III IIIEI fi -- v A s 1 H L -P 4. 4+----M SCHENLEY IO UP 1. COLLINS, RUTH E. Co1ly 4 Ad Quota Club, Secretary, Flower 'incl Coker Committee. 7 Our lkuthie is extremely sweet, W1tl1 soft, brown, curled, bobbcd hwir And while we speak of bobs lets state For Bob she seems to care. CONNEL, MARY AGNES Our Mary is so Coy and shy, But pleasant all the while, We never see her passing by VVithout a nod and smile. CULLEN, JOH K X 4 a 31 ixilll Debating lub ec Z4 Camera I, J Now John's a. f y ii 1 , ,ciap He's very oo n math' ie or s ,' ass y P uni t ee Student I' c Qu lub? ' ' i li I x I 4 r L U t l r' , I T h f g L re Than others eve new. DAKTOR, LOUIS L. Our Louis is zi carefree chap, He bluffs whene'er he can: VVc like him 'cause he alwglys A cheerful, smiling man. DAVIS, JACOB Jake Ad Quota Clubg Civic VClub. i This dark-haired lad thzit's pictured here Is seldom heard to speak Sometimes he is so quiet, that I-Ie's not heard for a week. 12 THE SCI--IENLEY JOUR1 X u N R EDWARD ' an ireacher X ' ow X 'll S ak of Carroll Deane . ne and cleancut lad. n hist'ry never over keen, I-le has another fad. DILLON, HILMA ARABELLE Slim Skeezix Journal Staffg Art Club, Secretary She plays piano with great skill, This maiden sweet and lair, She is well liked by all the school, And is an artist rare. DIMLING, PAUL E. Uljlllllllllu Track ,203 Hockey '23. Paul is very shy in school As well as out of classg He's played upon the hockey team, And's liked hy every lass. I , ll l , FAU l l-'Q' fit! I I1 X DI,vEt1,, E'1iHl,f X A tzillfaiid clcverlfelltiw, he, ,lfkndi very quiet foo. Althoughl in ellass he's seldom heard, He easilyxgets through. I DIZENFELD, HARRY Dix Baseball '24: Football 'Z-13 Basket '23, '24, Captain '24. An athlete Hue and also fleet, Precise and very nimble: His feats on the athletic field Cause plaudits. but no grumble. 13 ... - f THESCHEYLEYTOUPYAT. B'IIIIIEi 1 H 1 Gg ltxg, l l f iffl'i'J it if DONOXTNJ RIcH,TizfQf'i . ek f if 1YBircl Clubg Acl Hligiltzi Club. 'oiv Dick is lui' -piersonificcl, He is a line l pal: And we surmise from what we've seen Hes liked by every Gal , DOWL , R ARNER H Ad at Clubg 5' ern Makers Clubg ew Mecl ics ant ce 'icity, Thi cl o . er talk. cc f 'nseli he's sure to make 1te's 111CCl2llliCEli walk. DOYLE, EDWARD VINCENT Chilly Colman Now Edward is a quiet lad, As far as studies go.- But when it comes to jolly times, 1-Ie does quite lively grow. X RT FRANCIS U ,W U U Varmbh Bol Dunn Gym can , 3, '24 W An easy-goin f ell ', 111W XYho on the ea 1 starred. Although in ss he does not shine m To outclziss , 'tis hard. DURISH, OLGA ' Student Board: Sttnt 'Day Committee. A bobbecl-haired girl with many A's, Vtfhose iirm ambitions soar: Wie know she will in future days Be known the nation o'er. Stage AN. the sh . much less shy. 11-IEAsci-i13NL13xjqJoURNAL MA i-'lk X AXLIKF VAJTYX Li' -it nrrri U- X X ll M -,ffrag 4 , fi' 0 fl' Si fy 'x X EARDLEY, ROBERT DODDS . , - f-Bow if 'f Student Bozmlg Classical Clubg Civic Club. Our Robert is a pleasant lad lVhose back deserves some puttin' lNhi1e others fell along the way, He finished fourth year Latin. EISENBEIS, WILLIAM I. Bill Class treasurerg Class Play Publicity Com- mittee, Chztirmang lfrzinlclin Debating Club, Presiclentg Student Board. Our Bill collects each worthy's coin lilneh time that it is clue- For him we wish the best success, As Mellon, number two. . C EL , , HAII e ' Kuna lfn ' ryth'1 e's buf ss like E tl ou she is small, fr hra'n. ai' gr- and heart is true ltl fl 'i .' t tall. ' 6,321 .1 Clubg Qu t 'lub. ENGELMAN Wy! . , RI J. Song, Y to C 1 ee: Harmony 'ice irlenl fi f ' ,all 'fl QOI1 't C h ' ' ' .' N ' ' S f 'li mn 'eia o class, S s t, n l two- le m .' e will .nare some heart, VX sure that this is true. i i ERTZ AN, A R. Seren. be ' Clll . 15 ln el' 's . e's si-1' t- s, she is, 1 Butkrlher class-5-Oli 1 y. Thi. iiizifcleifuls file' tongue again, 15' r gil ls! E SCI-IENLEY Jou R N A L EABERMAN, JULIUS .-Fabn HJ ulcn Student Board. This Julius is a pleasing chap- He finds Friend lil Milton's verse Somewhat bewildering and dense As clear as mud, or worse. FARBAUGH, MELZ A :A Mel Zene MJ Son Yell Mio to C mitteeg Ncedlfwork li I11ll1C CF Qin eerfg WN eh ie, C tl NI! ena y can ha e ust-ozlgnaxc 1 a f fun erw kis q 'ew A111 ll v JV. FASSBERG, EDGAR Ed Fast-Bird Art Club: Triangle journalists. Edward is a vsiitty boy, Who argues quite a lot We End he ranks quite high in class, Seeing the marks he's got. FASSINGER, JOHN J. .jacks fr- , K A: e td' hx-simile way H ias axh t of r1'enls5 Q Social gEE11i 1 li Hen .nie EoQchool most eyery Clay --Bm.-rfgw his school-life ends. , -Z FIERMAN, ANNA Anne Slender Noisy Ad Quota Club: Camera Club. Secretary. l A very cheerful maiden who Is happy all the day. We know that she is always glad llVl1Cl1 in the midst of play. . . l,. . , 5 .4 L 16 K W C QB,-l, Is 1? 1-1 E 5 C 1-1 li N 1. 12 Y 1 0 U 11 N A L 5 1111113 .Z F ANK, A - Fr: ll ' Ledlew ' lun. c s 5 1 I1 .ho tha shcyd ' e l , line ' xiogrnph-' 1e'll beg She W' 'es :lt speed pell-mc-ll. FRANK, WILLIAM F. U-Bill!! Class VlCC-liJFCSlllCl1fQ Cl1z1i1'111a11 Class Plz, Properties Co111111ittee: Sluclcnt Boardg F1':1111kli11 Debating Clulmg Orchestra. Wlllllfl this gay lucl that you see here Mix up at all with vice? VVI1y yes: l1e's Qui' hflfft'-l',I'CSlClClllL, And yet is no less nice. FRENCH, MYRILE F1'e11el1ylQ, 4, A 1 'l 4 ll Civic Cflgulb. ,UM ,vii ,f .r , 1 1 ' ? 1.1 9 lrle1'fC11'f'i111e is Tijrelllgli liiit' she is uotg 'Sl1C,S seen but never heardg A Shark ut ,basketball is she And lleet 11S is :L bird. FREY GEORGE ARD SOLldl C0111 t 6 Quo lm Deb tl 9, Llul liSCIl1llIOI'H ' e ' ' 'Fatz -' i ' . 'CPG 4' - 2 Wh is tl Jo' 1 o 1 - .ee here? His 1 111 1 l o - is ' A He ll . .11 , X cl is .: sport: XVe'll 1 21 r g' x guy. f FRIEND, I D NROE Will ' ,ill A11 213161. 1 of qu tc A11 z1'1s' 1 'J ou' hnd 0111 ly is. 1 r ou lcr 4 Ill md 11- sol X 'l ll so 10 'ork. 5 l , li 1 f Frank lV A-.-4 flu A T1-IESCI-112NL12YJoURNA1 lJl l l 1El 14- ' S FUHR, FRANK X. X Excelsior Baseball 'Z4g Hockey '23, 'Z-l. Fiery Frank, the Furious Fuhr. Is really tame in class. The time to see him at his best Is when hc's with :L lass. I ,M B. ourual St ff '24, '25g -' l iota Clubg Clas sie l Cl b AAA.. mp5. bh , ucl bat WA She tries he hest sic c rs .. And shines at work r plax A curl ie ded l Hal' ' c f' , X I GELDER, IVAN L. Ad Quota Club. His only fault, he studies uotg He pulled the unexpected: He got through l-lomer's Eqglish Eight Without that fault corrected. -- ,. :L GLA , H ES .' ck har ' S ucl t Boa g -'1 fri. uhm, A ' some cl wh a v 3' tri p To cl his w 'k ui w . 4 If' I-Ie lik s t en sex s lie toog 'JV w At least W ve l ard tell. ' 1, fl l ff V. GLUCK, QERTRUQ f 'ff' ft HGCl'lllC, Kg V ffgxcfl 3956 y . Ad Quota CllllJ'l4Cgl4TCl'II. ljluh K' ' A Auouy Clulb. 'L Tlgs pleaszmtfl s Aqfficed by zlllg In class shelf as quite wcllg Her musical ility Is quite unusual. 18 'l'lllf SClll'Nll YIOURNAI : :K 4 5. f 4 .. . , GOFF, BERTHW' M ull! . k I Our l3L'l'll'l11 nlucbl llfcworlq all right Xvlfllflllf an lot of slzuw. Sho! LlllZlS5lll1llllg. clvvcl' too, 'l'l!11l'S why wc like llL'l' su. Ml Clzlrsical Fl ln GOLDBE , HARR 'Sh y This .r1'ytallc':x1 uvlu, t: Al vc 4 l1c'll ucv nallc. He .akcs up ' stature small 12' wcrlzlsting tu . F .l 1thic Qu iv Jill X 1 nch lub: , 'wcstrug cl Quota Club. I GOL AN, T . Q As c hi an j'Ol as cyc- Y I llnll mr 'ln' 111 U ulh. SIC ' lhfu to lu sc o l duties A plczxsur . to forsm, lm. GOLDMA , s LI ' A quic wort T l , hu, VV 0 . n t nu 1 o say. I1 ss 1 Q not xrillizmt, but ll llllifl. hc grzuc some way. GOLD STEIN, HELEN LEONA Goldie 33,6 yunrsg Acl Quota Club. Hclcn is a true blue friuncl Anal has lmcwitchillg cycsg Shu always docs hcl' llmlluwcwlc too: And lm' her ago is wise. 1- l l 4 Q .41-...-l---5 F2 l -4 T 11 15 ,X Afl Ellllllg WZ . , l if 2 A1 SCI-IENLEY JOURNAL ! GOLDSTEINA SAMUEL Orchestra. I11 mo5t classes lm is still And ncvcr speaks El worcl. Hut, oh, in l1ist'1'y l1c can spill As long Fl liuc c'cr llC?ll'4l. GOLDSTEIN, WILLIAM BERMAN . i VH ..Bi H l MII, H WM 'ss Pla Ca gn cl N .14 bg Civic Llul ' r 1 N IWHILJO1 years wc ha 1, ll 011 ll, And 11 v tliosc yea s ar- astg But wc will not so soo f The fl.11cC1s ol' our cast. Coon, ANNA MARIE . 1 ' 'flzzlcqy' ,V ' ' . , - 1, 1 Classicriljflliilng Nat1111z1lis1s',,Cl11l1.v1 l 1 - ' ' ' . ' . '- . X .M IIFSA yofufll tl1111lc liei' like 21 11101150 50 gilidt ,5QCl'l1Si Marie: ,N '.,l. ' Hut l'lL'l'CffllIll'vl1OxNVi wc Wisli t0 state bl1c's not 11fl1::tl5l1c scc111B tQ1lJc. I I fl DQ' I A.. A yn N J ,lg Q s Q Q . cl .U ' ' Crg-121:11 , , tuclcnt - f1'.l:1 rc Q 1130 cl s I . . , I M1515 I1 5 am' f:cl1l'n1 till.,-'tis trucf T cy ice to ll I' , 11c'sc 1, , C0l'Cl0I1'S lltf '1,1 Qt the rule c quicicr timgs -wjoys. GRUPP, JOHN HOWARD A lad who is11't 11111011 on work Except when it's in crafts. But Oll his Paige, WC'1'C tolrl, hc knows All axles and all shafts.. 20 ..f NK 1 9 . 1, , , .1 , - , I , G D,.,.rm 11 Q ll 1-' N fl 17 1' 1 0 U R N fX 1 ,g lgb 1 X f l L! 1 GUARINO, GEVRALDINE VIRGINIA l Gerry Cucrul Class Play Cast: Stuclcnt l3uz11'clg Juniox' junio. And l tell you l'll flu 115 I plcnsc-, Our QlL'l'ZllCllllL' clicl say: ln vz1i11 clicl thc cloclor try 111 ZIDDCZISC ll:11ti11 1sh Inlay. gl . JF A LE . Iass IP -' I'1'o111111-rg 1 cr 119 H L ' A ' ,llcx 'c A girl 1 o's lu rl y 1 S111 ll o fs, A 'lz1. 111:1tL' tc . 1 -rc l l. A ,1 ing' l' N, who turlimgd ln cl, Sl- 1. 1110191 , swccl 1 cl KLQ . HALF, SARA ISE US ly-1 Stuzlf 30:11'rl. H01 1211116 is Sara- lil l-lull, N91 half but whole i11 fun., - Sllll' goes out Ofllfll NVlIll the boys, She-'S zllwzlys on thc run. HARVEY, HE A. 4 Civic 511111 aff' Uur 1' Y '1 S Zl xct ass. N 1 111 l cs l :1 c and I 1 f. l ugh Sl lllil ' 1 quite all A's . s very seldom 1 1' 1g. HAV LI CA L A x , . ' l V LS, ul: P Ca' Q Sf1HlC1 ' 0Zll'll.'22 ' '24 ' SIUIIC i 011 lay V2ll8I'CQ I' wo k 2 lin , A1 cl ' ' mc fut e cl: ' we lm v Our K' will surel' . inc. 1 X 21 14 51 gig: lx F1 ' 4-l?--- I 1IESL'lrlENLlZY JOURNAL HEAVEN, LILLIAN ROSE LiIl l.illums QI, .-X girl who docs sccm very shy, ls quiet, silent Lil: But yet l1c1' stuclics :irc all clone, XVill1 111ucl'1 llClC1'lUll1L'Kl will. HENK, AL E ARGARET Social C0111 1 c' Stuck t Board' L, u L 11 L Ll , , Ad Quota 1 L '1 1. 1 Sh is o cla'1 'y 2 cl l 1111- , Tn we 'r sn qu' som A k11igl1.LEw1o's inc 1 cvcry way, VVill beg if her o c boon. N 'RC ORGE 1 M 'c' Gronl l H l U 1 L f nnittccg Class Play C stg S 1 t 6211115 Ad Quota. Club, Prcsi lent Bir V, Cl11b. lg A .y 1 1 1 wh 11 s ma ' TZ 'T1s ez , to pcrcei. c For c he seems t tie moy 2 XVe'vc reason to lydlxcvc. - 5 I, .x vv s , V l ODGES, DOROTHY VIRGINIA X X ot 7 mittcg. , 3 D tliy regular peach fgeaklcn' Clubg Class Play Properties C0111- lxg-Qic Has El lot of fricnclsg , 'uSl1cf lots of pop: l1cr clark brown hair fl To her e11cl1z1ntme11t lcncls. HOMMEL,' GAR L. lz1s5lPlz1y ast. - -, 1. ' i 1 X . niau hell pl iv graced 1 1 realm r, dio I1 hell NX if l l yr 2, u t '-X K , Ho l 'asf 1onkg'9 ogughvith tools, B A ' ' ' bc! il Ns. 1 but 22 TI-IE SCHENLEY HOPKINS, C. GIBSON '1Gibby Student Board: .Mlilctitt Councilg Kd Quota Club: Hockey 2245 Chairman Ring Lom mittccg Class Play Properties Committee Civic Club. Our rings this lad worked hard to gut At hockey hc's a star. football end, l1c's made a name And docs hc drive a car? .ly Jl . HULL,lH Q pohw.. . Cho yi f Llallbvaltory lyAS.LfZllll.S Cixic b if JJ 1 .' qylietflad oi studi micn s angjhtilig bu:J , T ef. logic i thought and speech N '- d proud ordon Hull. HUTC SON DOROT ' E155 LAVINIA Dotsy Las 1. Ii Y u Otu 4- , 11 , Y ' , Lt ruin ' ' i' L x no ikec A -1..lif1 ,115 Qs, S A lr: '1a ls ha sh' s'-+1 sg Yu- slugyiggq - im' k ' a For shc xx th friendship' mains. l r fl! k'l1iIiiC ilv, lflilh ISLAAOSI HAt21ggU5,z - I- f 'x Cl Ia5f1Cast: 'Zjd Quota Club 1-qlilllkllll .l clmatil1.siMCli1ilvF Civic Clulpg Lite Saving IH. ja , Q igsifil i Crew '23'Wp1rS1ty Swimming '23, 74 This slQ1.g'frI.'zil'litl stuxrdy lad- you sec Is liked' by all, wc know. A class plziiy man and swimmer too He docs all things hui grow. N ISRAEL, ISABELLE A lass wh0's tall with golden An always well-gowncd maid, Although in studies not il, star, Our hearts sho sure can raid. 23 hair . . E EfLT1A1 12 s C 1-1 E N L 13 Y J o U R NAL ---aww 4 nrrriu JOEL, MARIE Sweet Marie Camera Club, Secretary: German Club. Our Sweet Marie indeed is she, A blithe and charming lassg On whom we always can depend To do her work in class. JOHANSSEN, EDWARD CHARLES Eddie j upiter joe Our Eddie is a spry young man, XVith smiles for one and all. XVe'll always think of Ed as one, W'l1ose friendship doesn't pall. !' lg lil Jo i STON ri-AKQL l , Nyjf' . . M, .5 CllH.1l',111Z1l1 of Ct Committee, Sudent Boarcltii-22, ' ' ' 'lin Debating lwy,5AdQ1?1:i-1fC . A blond5hai1'ed O1!l'l of stat e 'mall, XVl1o ran our if',fCommi And if we didlx fin 1 ' ' 1 r XVitl1 him, 'tw o l'd,Ab a pity. JONES, ALEXANDER M. ,-E f uAln ii 1 Cu ufxlgcg Nd,7 Jo 'taff '2-l,' Clmirm 1 '25g Student Board '22, '23, '24, Fr' klin 'Debating em 2 Qgwfwsiwrs. i-Qfwoi 'A f wise ann friendly fellow, Alg lr-le makes but few fs es. 1' At journalism li is g d-. This Class Bool il t KAHN, FLORA MAY uFlO11 nngurlyry uGigglcSu 3M years, Harmony Club, German Club. Now Flora is industrious, As we can all surmiseg She's done the course in shortened time, In life she's bound to rise. if -Ci 24 f TI-IESCI-LENLEYJOURNAIV. KATZ, JULIA M. jewel Kitty 3M yours: Social Conimittccg German Club, Secretary: OI'CllCStl'l1Q Harmony Club. Our jul has pinnistic fameg f She dances with much graeeg A charming girl indceil she is. Our jewel of pretty lace. f KEIL, BESSIE M. Bee Bess Civic Club. l 'fSmall treasures often are the best Or so our poets say: ' - A dancer line is pretty Bessg She's happy all the day. KLAUSS, ELMER THEODORE Klaussic', '1'i'aek '24. A tall and hanclsomc lad is Klzmss XVell known to all his Class: A smile from him vifill make us grin And let our troubles pass. KRAUSKOPF, E.' H ISTINE Chrisy Til 1 In Natur: sts' fl Qegr zxry:ArtCl11b. iris inc IV ' 'Cfh til - vi. Cf -t S L. wi he f: t pa 'fqjiel gp, j y .' faces show hey ave no ares at all. I 'fsyu' ,KRELD Mskfiilflllbgvyvil, 'kj 'Mii' xid,y ' lfll.21Il'lJ.'15lC V A J l l RH7gAoh ji6r11.1l'StziiT' rpnch Club. - iijqyillvlafm- v's on t i1al 'ififg 'kno vn is hf'. W YK fricnc?Lo Z, to this 110,30 f H25 larity. ' rf - V l l - l 25 A-.Q-...-is THE SCI'A', JCiURNfXIJ Tii ikjfffrltcmbi I N 3M yearsg Student lfiozwd. A rather Winsome little lass XVith eyes of hazel hueg And when you smile at this sweet Miss She smiles right back at yo11. C 5 i C11 . s 1 11' ming lass, ' 1 id' . .L O Z, MIN IE l 11,1 D p am 1 t prim and staid. 1 ' C1 ulel , B ye' .he h some life and pepg S is LAYTON, RANK . 11 npsp , 1 Y Jour St. ' 11 1 Joart ' -55 nk- li1 Debzlti C ' t vfr . eel , . e M' bri 7 Q A ti k, a cl e , I-Ie's 1 z sl1i1 '1 ' h . X LE E LBERT ROBERT Marcellus Whitey 1 lr sketb l shark. '. ' . Ll lyg Ant ' as ha'd 5 he may try, i f tudi lt Board. is is eg He ver getsixl er early. LIBSON, ISADORE Snsie Izzy Civic Clubg Bird Club. This quiet llllZ1SSL11Tlll'lg lad Has many friends indeed, And he will never lack support From thcnl in time of need. aLl.--SN 26 T1-IE set-IENLEY IOURN XL Hllllll LIBSON, SYLVAN Sil Lip Song, Yell and Motto Committeeg Llus Play Castg Frzntklin Debating Clnbg Cha sienl Club. Few. can SIIYDEISS in any way This boy's ability As dasltinpg hero in our play A great success was l1e. LIEBERMA RY B-eel ' ' cbs'2fVtA! 'c el:-il mm' 5 Civic Club. I A trii V V r Wight is Hurry L. Icyqqiglsicsiqtii' .at forcf: . .f nd when xc is a Our Iwi' 's there, of omg., K . LIP , E R. ' ssiezi 'lubwglf' 1 eli ibg O mm i' . ' flnss: t NW vit sie cms to flow. She ' ly i 1 tr lne iris 'l'hat's my w like '1' so, LITTLE, HARRIET 4 etball 35 Years: Song, Yell and Motto Commit tee. Cliziirmzing journal Stattg Class Play Castg junior juntog Ad Quota Club. She was Jacqueline in our class play, This darlin lass von see' - FI . . In all our sehool wc thinlc,there is No one, so sweet as she. LOSMAN, EDWARD Los Eddie Orchestra. Now Edward is zz quiet boy, But yet he always passes. VVe've noticed, too, that .he is At least, in front of lzisses. 27 Sh r ,L i l 2 l4l kSY t. Y' l -if SCHENLEY JOURNAL MACKLEY, KATHERINE G. Cass Kay Student Boardg Civic Clubg Ad Quota Club. 1-Iere's El girl who'll always laugh If anything is funny. She'll always worlc O11 your behalf, Her disposition's sunny. MANHEIM, NAOMI Nomy Noney Civic Club. Naomi is 21 pretty girl XVith very charming ways. VVe all age very sure she will Be happy all her days. MASSEY, BLANCHE .Been Civic Club. Our Blzmclie is quite a cheerful lass VVIIO smiles day ln, day out. She is so very very still VVe don't know shc's about. MAUE, JOHN Yun Baxeballg ck , 211 n '23 l xnz1gcr '24, This hex lad .t 1 Ol see Is we now: 0 . ss. At h y l' gr '1 1215 on, And Jr we ve n Sse. I ,, 'fl MAXJWELLQ I IE M. , Nell ALI: A f :Ju- Pf ,rgQ!'Con1mittee: French Clubg Student 1 E1l'ClQCiVil2'-itcljib Nellie isilipvedfliiykblle and all, She's ife - and fair. She has 'lbt of character And she is debonair. 28 T H E S C H. .lf N l. E Y O U R N A L H i . llllll niTr1u MCCLEM T , JOHN, S. lblr. 1 HM' ' Fats Clmirn' Pic ure iommitteeg Class Play: Stu nt ion cl' Ad Quota Clubg Triangle J 'nqliqvikrbhlilng Civic Club. Mc eiiigrrtl' ot our picll es fair, W Aid he did lylabor hard. Xl l NVe thank Him for his nob'e work, And call hifni our real 'pa cl. J ' V i MCLENAHAN, T. MORROW, JR. Mac ' Picture Committee: Ad Quota Club: Civic Club: Tennis '24g Orchestra. Now Morrow is L1 jolly lad, A social lion too: XVhen he is near we never fear Of getting sad or blue. MCDERMOTT. MARGARET M. u-llycgu uljfcggyu Basketball '23, '24g Trzlclc '23. 1'1Cl'C'S to our Margaret, full of pep, An athlete Hue is she. 3 In basketball she's gained il rep: To this we all agree. MCKENNAN, ARTHUR R. X Alixvrirl A boy who's line and neat and clean He's upright, true and square, And if you want :L clzvunly sport, You know our Art is there. MENCH, HOWARD W. 1-lowdy ' Civic Club. Our Howard is Z1 jolly chap XVho likes to dance and talk, For school work he has not much time But gets through in ai walk. ll 29 i4-'-- his A LS-ELHE df Si SCI-IENLEY JOURNAL MENTSER, BENJAMIN A Bones Gift Comniitlecg Student Board. In hist'1'y he most silent isg In English he's a shnrlc. 1-Ie is :L lad agreeable And ready for El larlc. MERCER, JAMES E. jimmy Canary Civic Club.. Now Jimmie plays piano with The proper jazz and whirlg But he is really happiest Wlhen he is with Z1 girl. MILLER, CARROLL E. tical!! RICO!-pi! A light haired fellow is this chap, Wlho always has :1 smile For anyone, who of baseball VVith him will talk a While. X MOORE, WILLIAM W. uBil171 French Club. I-Ie's quiet, shy, and friendly too, This handsome, fellow Mooreg At school work he is really apt, Of this XVClI'C very sure. MORGANSTERN, LOUISE F. Loocy g V Journal Sfiz - d Quot Clubg Leaders' Club. A eh xlas essis- l c quite wcllg S eryggisc in 1 h. An for h- future Vx predict Success will mark her path. 30 TI-IE S HENLEY JOURNAL 4215 1 6. l Mo RE, AEARL sf '-c11l1a',f'Ch- ' f Frei 'li . Hcfs .fm i ou nst'r5 cl sg You ncvcr l lim tallg. But when li uccts some ctty lass Hu-'s like :L ouncl-up Cl. 'k. l l NEDLIKMSTEVE J. 'H' bl' Sam Nibliclc Now ' ' 'sl s Ukinr c But X 1125 aflfj 'aoo' xvlilll girls l1C'bR- wife lilite at liomc He likes them tho' wdl'rc sure. i r b X gf! ' NEIISON HELENXWA ,X xlwC :L5rots lRiy6dy 3 -,f Iyqlfiralists' .Clglg Vice Prbsiclcntg Arigyglelb. ' : ,Y oliwl HCIQS Hair, it is uiwtlxccl . 'lj is gOlClCI1,jClOl1,lZ yo -llc mow? ,jf lic also full of jollily, il S!:c's llwzgys on thgl go. J 1 . N W N, MAR TT1A LIZABETH Bebe no 'lu ' C1'iL Club. X litt mai but swcct, s 1. y Z1 so pg: . .hc i- gone w 'll lose u friend Viv thc blues away. NICKENS, C. GARFIELD Nick Ad Quota Club. ' Hc's tall and lmnclsomc, so wc tbiukg , At Sociuls l1c's 2.1 bczlr. t He dances very. very wcllg I For llim the girls do care. 31 41--N by ll TH-so'H15N-13Y Ji .A QJWLB L I JQLRN L NORRIS, CHARLES FRANKLIN Slim Pops Frarik A Track Team '21, '23, Here is a grin a half mile longg lt spreads from ear to ear. Frank Norris is its owncr's nameg It gives forth wholesale cheer. OLSON, ALICE VICTORIA HAI!! Lf? E Years. All 1 ,extren ly ' v, . niet as ic hardly ,ys a word in class, A comely maid is she. 7 PEARSON, MARGARET M. Marg Muggets A I In class she's almost always quiet, Our Margaret dcmureg . Who seems most like a violet She is so Sweet and pure. J ' V PERKINS, ROSALIE ADELINE Rosie Triangle Journalists' Clubg Ad Quota. Club. She helped put our great journal through By getting giauy ads. She is 3. friend to all most true, And liked by all the lads. PE , 'X , I I Q B , P. Q ' as. !,' 2 ie IS de B 2 d 'rAd ' Ch 5 Franklin Del C: il 5 -rn 'ul , Orchestrag T 'c ' ,I 2 , X Alth u hc's f l of peg nd lun, I e ali ys doe his work f nd x e are sure that in lfe's tasks This ac will never shirk. i l A-. -S 32 '1' 1-1 li S Q HQ li v 1, li Y J o U 11 N A 1, B uying L X Dl l l'lD 5 PLANTE, FRANCIS L. Hick Pluto Friend Plante is full of natural fun, A boy that's liked by all. And with a girl we often see Him strolling throuigh the hall, 1 N PRIORE, MARY LOUISE Mary Lou 3M Years. Our Mary likes quite well to dance, In fact she just adores it. She loves to trip around 'tis true. And no one e'er deplores it. PURDY, HELEN Ad Quota Clubg Naturalists' Club. Our Helen is quitez fair and sweet, She's quite a student toog She s peppy, merry, and petite, A lovely girl 'tis true. RANDOLPH, WILLIAM S. Bill Randy Franklin Debating Clubg Art Club: Track '22, '23, '24. An orator of whom we're proud- He's fine in every way, And in the future he will be The Webster of the clay. mx X RAYITCH, - - I .lou nal taffg Cla' 'lay Properties Com- Ad Qugjfllubp rl'l'l1ll'lQ'l0 journal- 'i Clubg jun r Iunto. Sr So popular tl' maiden cle Poeticalfly ' ined -Dy L As actrq , speake a friend- None better could 'X find. 33 14-'I '51 gil '11 H E S C I-I 12 N L IE Y J O U R N A 1 o n l-X? i r f 0 RESS, SYLVIA usyln usylvay, Student Board: Ad Quota Clnbg Civic Club Triangle Journalists Club. A darling damsel is our Syl, She's lovely, charming, dear. She's witty, pretty, dressed in styleg Her laughter rings with cheer. REUBIN, MILDRED Mill - Mime 35 yearsg Harmony club. A happy and most pleasant lass, And very fond of pie, But do we like her?-Yes, you bet, VVe'll like her 'till we die. RICHARDS, WRITT ADAM Student Board. V Writt Riehards alwaysfidoes his work His lessons are all fine: And we are sure he will be' great, If studying's a sign. RIGGS, HELEN E. HSiSN Ad Quota Club: Flower and Col mittee. She always greets you with a smile, And is so sweet and coy, ,. That it may be the reason she Is loved by giijl and boy. ROBINSON: AD'IQE'5XI KRESS gi Ad . , , s X' 'gdgircl 'lub Secreliily 'QNA1-r club. A lynx! eliggrnihqx uaicl, NSl3i?'5 5 ber Wd sermxnei C'Ml4bkn v sh will .yvin happiness, XNo ma Tier Xaere the scene, r-Ll- --'iw 34 . or Com Tl-IE 'ECI-IFNI EYT ., A . ,. . 4 ROSEN, BENJAMIN H. Bennie Classical Clubg Civic Club. This boy his lessons always knows But. yet enjoys some play: VVC think in future time he'll be A leader ol the clay. ROTHMAN PAU Ad Q 1011 fl J ' i 1 A girl ' beautilu V c w L ie p NVQ ' d tint she t X W . J ' :tl 1 n- ci' A face u ily t 3 Anl I W- are ii ic l l -l , W fi ll ROY, DOROTHY J. Dot D0cle Tia Class Secrc rv: ident I-yzarclf ex 5 Club, ici. csidcnt Q,-jmqarcslcle Track '22,' '23, 'Z' ' ' nis, .Man r She's secretary o class, ji Our hzliyfvxfjzi 3 Dot, A stude t, riencl and athlete, too- A genils-like as not. SATLER, FRANCIS L. Jake Zat An unassuming lad is he VVho docs his work quite well, A learned man some clay he'll be, As anyone can tell. SCHACHTER, BERNARD B. A tall and witty boy is he XVho has much fun in class. Both brains and height inclcctl has h To rise above thc mass. ,,- JJ C T 11 E S C H li N L li Y ,l O U R N A l.. A urrric: SCHMELTZ, M. RUTH Rufus Class Gift Cmnmitteeg French Clubg Civic Club. And next doth come this pretty blonde, Who quite a mermaid seems, Of swimming she's especially fondg She's often on class teams. SCHMELTZ, M. CAROLYN Carol Art Clubg Naturalists Club. Now Carolyn has lots of pep, She's known the whole schooli der- For dancing she has quite 21 rep, She's always on the floor. .1 If W ster s lo t uid v f ., 'I' .ef ,L 'f -Z fi he it '.his i e i Qi , 'i ig' si r 1, :Itfiut And jolly l. an be' .- If And everywhere tliari-GHZ 'l'here's sure some fun ie. SIEBERT, EDWARD A. Ziggie Eddie A tall and l121l1ClSOl'l1C lad is he, Mcchanieally iuclincdg When you are sad and feeling bad, A friend in him y0u'll find. SHEAR, JOSEPH HRedYY joe Shear owns hair that is bright red,- Yet his temper's mild and sweet, A better sport you can not hope At any time to meet. ds --45, 36 r 'lf H Ii S C HQ li N I, li Y V! O U R N Al HIIIIIIH nrrnu SHEPPARD, MARGARET GRACE Maggie Murph Peg French Club: Triangle Journalisfs Club. Our Peg is really wonclrqus wise, But when tlierc's mischief clone, We know that Margaret must have helped In all this jolly fun. SIMPSON, HERBERT PURDY . Herb Ad Quota Clubg Swimming Tezun '22, '23, '24, Capt. 'Z43 Life Saving Crew 'Z4g So cial Committceg Chairman Stunt Day Com mittee. He swims with vigor, vim, :intl pep. And dances rather well,- Antl we surmise from what we'vc seen. Tlizii' he likes Annabel. SIMPSON, SHERMAN W. He is 11 silent, quiet latli. He does not oft recite, And yetthds up to many tricks, F-01 r ' t'l ' lt. i I1 mo nfng nn: 11161 f I M MK ,f ' YH - sf ' M? , prettv 192618 Tgling Anil M1149 fun wh it out XVU :ill have always known this inunl, To lie Il clunrly scout. 1 . 4- lj 1, . l , s NK P, vig! it y.es of te and cllpig es twcet I' is mzidcx air was ble om ,c to day she 01-s her work If Anil t ' s hervcyf I st. 37 4.T g.+a, ff i ng Qt. f- - . 'll ll'l,EETi15l E SCHENLIZY JOURNAI' SLO , LOU E. .. l.. . Imax.. .ik years, Stuqlcnt' Board: Classical Club Civic Clt J. L 1' ' , . Sccl in style, She stuflics 'th a will.5 In fact V- ' arc sur- T unc NVill clinil 1 ,ren . S-MAIL, IIAMES IRVIN - jim ulT2lgN Civic Clubg Naturulists' Club: Assistant Ixlgr Bziscbztll 'Z3. A laughing boy wl1o's ouitu zt sbcik Wflicn in the ,social wbirlsg WR: notlcc that hc dislikes school But yct lic lovcs the girls. SMITH, AARON Smitty journal Staff: Ring CiO1Ull1lllCC1 Stngc Crcw Civic Clubg Ad Quota Club, clcnt 'Z-l. Vice Prcsi Our Aaron is an all right Incl And we arc proud of him He guts fine marks, yct has his larks. Hc docs all thii s with vim. xx SNIDE N, JZDRXBNCE M. . N Slic N. a . mgl ,gb of course, Xknt wear: Qic l -st style. TCO.5 ztlfl w ith Il sniilc. 'I N alxxzgj ing cvcrywbcrc. 1 S , N E en' 3 s . h sg L irlcnt Bo:-irclg :Xcl Quota Club 'x c Clul Orchestra. inouttii is pctitc, xg bugit Xnrl ur class work wc conclude s S ucix ni ll 1 is ft ilin ' ' lc nfl ' o 1' ' l I .' O1 ' ' - Sb :ti V- ' 'gl . l 14'-g in 38 H H 4 -A ri . f f Hess?- IHII SCHLNLEX JOURNAL SPI GELM , OSEP eg e i pri 'li . nc che :ul is , 'flu Sehzlll ' ' . to ' ' O uns El1lCl A mile I at game he'cl xv lc. STANIER W. WALLACE Stan NVhitie nic such Student Boarclg Pztttern Makers' Club, Yice Prcsiclent '24g Track Team '22, 223. 'Z-l. His hair, so wavy and so nice, ls envied hy the girls. llut he does clatitn his only plague Are those bright Qolrlen curls. STARZYN , NT - il Jury ' all ' , 245 Student Boarclg Track. .- long, g ne this Incl does hear, And so x - l him Stz11'3'l A title and true is this: His it-eorcl's known afar. STEPHENSON, CLEMENT Stevie Clen1:' h ,, Y bturlent Boztrcl. Ha I-le's not so very sociable, Sometimes we woncler why. Het his reserve is natural: lrle's not stuck-up, but shy. STEVENS, BEATRIX MARIE 'Bee Bez1sie Flower and Color Committee: Sturle Oui' Beatrix plays with feeling trueg She is zu. lovely nlairl, Anil if you ever neecl :1 friend Slie'll come right to your aicl. 39 ut l-iourcl. nail I, D l l l .- 4+-1--L HIIIIIIEI THE scH1sNLEYJoURNAr. A b I sTo 'I ,. LIZIABETH MK' 1 11 uBc tyn 4: iizicu urnal tu 1 oardg Ad Quota nn ub N un lists' Club. Allwlillll sweet, We a wa . know w n Beds around Tliztt no one can' be drear. occ ' a aifg- d Cl I ' rtgf' g f W X ur buly ingq is sl TARBERT, ARTHUR . Art Ct1pid ' Student Board. Q A poppy, jolly Iadg I Our Arthur is so full A boy winds I1app e ', NVQ never see him sad. 5, TAYLOR, KENNETH ALLAN Kats Ken Picture Committee: Student Boardg Stage Crew: Chemistry Laboratory Assistants. A handsome dapper fellow he. So cheery and so gay, He'II never make an enemy From now 'till doom of day. lei' , , f THORW AUER, BERTHA, 5' Oryx. f'BexjI' ' . tr . . 4 A ' This 'hrilliantg -Iassjs rather shy But yery fair and 'tallp ' I Ana she is just the kiifd of girl, who is al friencllto alglj ,, IN J ' ' I I ly , , , il, X. , I If , THO N DOROTHY E. I otn ui nd t I' n ol I r mar s are always goodg -I also air and sweet. fl- - com t tyou sec K 5T1 TI-IESCI-IENLEY OURNAI, A urrriu lb- l TICE, KATHERIN . l Social Committe ' .eaders' C , 'l'rcasnn-or l '23, Vice Prc'dcnt , 3 'tuclcnt limlr-I: Civic Clubxyx Katherine is dain ' With pret' soft l o n hair. lf in tr lc, go to lerg She'll ipc away all 'are. TURFLEY, LYDIA MELISSA ul-Assn ufrurkn s 1 , French Clu. , Civi ' J. jj A cl rf' aiden, v swarm Ourgli is lo d all. Q And 'th' sl1 lot rains, - We find her vc small. TURNER, ANNABEL Turner Social Chairman, Leaders' Club, Svvimming '21, '22, '23, '24g Manager '22, Captain '2.v. A dancer fine, a swimmer rare, Is this clear well-known girlg Shc's social chairman of our class. And in the social whirl. VAUGHN, ORLANDO B. Hippo Orlando Vaughn is this youth's name: But not thc same Orlando In As You Like It that we know, But just our own Orlando. VOLLMER, JAMES F. ujinlrnien. uJaSu Class Play Properties Connnittucvg Ad Quota Club: Civic Club. . Hcrc is a very jolly chap, A smile he has for all. Hc's popular wherc'er he goes. ' With ladies above all. 41 ,4,...iT-. rs, 9 --LL. Al., E inn ,N l -. U WASS, HELEN FAWN, Student Board. A A fine and pleasant girl is she, She's quite demure and shy. NVhen near her we can not feel blue, She makes our troubles fly. WALKER, DOROTHY CAROLINE Dot Dede - A cheerful girl, wl1o's always frankg ,lane Austen she does hate. She always knows her lessons well, And greatly likes debate. WEGELE, RUTH ELIZABETH VViggly Ruth E. Rufus Ruth XVegele is this girl's name. ' In school she's very quiet. But we surmise she talks at times, In fact she cznft deny it. N . WHEATL . R e l- L y tall and l c:ome too c wor 's vit his might. -lc d I is al he can do, Nnd is . iining ight. ' WILKERSON. T. FRANK JR. --in-itz Civic Club. In class it's hard to find our Frank, He keeps so to himself: But still he loves to havchis fmt And plays' tricks like au elf. ' A-.ki-A. 42 SCHENLIQY JOURN HIIIIIH 11.11 5QH1vIr1JOuRNAL QT L WILLIAMS, C R BBO 1lElS. Jl NVC1 tg ll nt B rclg Civic Club X A Carl i' wi 1 all t f irls, -Il cvc' c acli' I f 'ci rs l1cy thin' l is a slicilcg .flnc 1 , how l1u ca clan -' Q Mfay my It ml' ' I V011 f fclfngxjx nur Mike, 119 ' : 1 QOCl'll' gay ' 'ri oc: I 1 clitrznicc . w tl c J z . '. ' I sh vs us how to dance. WOESS R 'KATHRY L. Cu clic' K'1t1'i1 ' Stndcn ' l30:n'cl F -e 1 C li: 'l'lZlI'l!1 Ad uota lub. M S xthryn 3 a 1 'den who ln 3 msn c cs X ,L : He . ':lcl1cr. L11 lc ncl on l1c1' T low lu-1' len ,n well. WOLF, CHARLOTTE FAITH .ACllZll , Cznncra Club, 3M years. Her l1z1i1' is lmlrlclc as niiclnight Skies, I-lor eyes arc pretty, toog XVQ pronlmccv sl1c'Il win success, Here, Clmrlottc, luck to yun- WUNDERLY E. KENNETH Ken Kenny A clcan-cut boy wlxcfs likcrl by allg His I'l1ZlIll1C'l'S can't be beat. A gcntlcn1an-yon'vc said thc worclg Hc's Cl121l'I'lllllf2,', fine, and neat. o ony Cluhg 43 14' '51 SCI-IENLIEY jo HIlllllH'X T H E A FS-A, ZOFFEL, IRVINE R. Waffles Heavy A rather rotuud chappie he, With everlasting smiley And tho' we never hear' him s He's with us all the while. 4.-.-1.1-5 A LAST WORD :Xml now our write-ups are, we hope, complete. We must confess 'twas not an easy featg They may lack originality, .Nucl individuality, lint please excuse our errors, we entreat. -Marion Gallinger. l-. 44 U R N A L peak, 6IYza5atFn Srorcll gong cicrfrudc Sfucg- - l. B e 5 A 2 -I 1 7 . f:I ffI:IL.ff'ffAf:'f'955. E were go-ing auf fo- gcffa-cr 54:5 His pfacc in HH: to Saw., 'Par- ' , T 3 .- . -... 5 : - I - ' Q - ' :B I - - g:: - 22: E i? 2 . 51 I? 5 gg ' ' s I ' ' I 1 i ' 1 -1- 1 Hopf fo 'park Rr - co - er. grom our ffiends and comrade: fray, Bal' I I: 5 5 bf IZ 5 . -5 . 4 5- f . f ' ' Er I Jil - - 1 'Gi 1 - ' E'1g 4.,E-1g :Sq 5 3 2 I 9 I I ' 1.4 5 3 E 5 4 5 f I we sfmffnnt Ev moum-ful' 5SalourEufgcarf' umli is abr- Qlfiva - T 1 e s F r 5 : : . .lr I If II I In I - JE I 5 4 l e 2 4 5 ' ' i FY ' 1 I ' I . 1 B , A : 5 ' ...,yEE,fxg:5q,-1-L El giv-en our Scsi' ser -vice, Gini you coulli. uof wisii fir more. 'Boduc fi we 5 1 I I I ' ' 5 ' . II 5 I I : I. ' E 1 i i 5 '+ a n A c new-ny A 2 T F fi ' .I ' l I E?-V I. ' , I gn:-an us mn- 61 -hon nda wxff to do and clara.. on ii: 137' Q EL -I 1 V f , ' . Q a.a 9' 4 a I i .I-F . Q 3 Eg Y 4 I r ' i i 1 ' : i : 4 '21, i ' :g : JH!! .Ei put us in con-di - tion win gaf-ffes eu-'rg-wHcre..g5-Ben -:.g.1 is E 'Q : -9 gg Q is ,A P . ' f rs 5, az: Q I . 1 ' 1 I - I 1 I 1 1 .,. ! E l 12 - 'ET 3 .Q ' a . ' 5 4 I ' 'V'-A - 5 P. , I . :' .J 5 51 1 . , cscfzcn-f wlfmn wdx Im' ou. 'QUe'ITd.o affma can and sfrivago nl U3 9 . ' 'P' A. ? 3-. ff - S Eiiiiiiihi s I V I I I Q I I Q tr.: 5 T . E.: , . -, , 6? E4 r 11 Bon-or and up-Fwfcl ffm nam: QF aug :fuss of gwen-129-give., , . F. -E' if ' Ig' -5- , . T v. V' I 1 l . . 'P' ix 2 ,a+ IE 4 Y F 'I E 4 1 -3- I -J- i -if mm mm ' . 'T n-1 La n.: LU Q 514 PI-i f rl Z --1 L J ' 1 41 O C1 bf fu Z P T' THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL CLASS PROPH-IECY PR OLOGUE. 'Twixt heaven and earth there is a land, XN'here average people go, They are too good for Pluto's realms. Or to stay here below. And yet they are not good enough, To go to realms above, To go to lands where angels sing Of happiness and love. This land bctwixt is called Heaverthg Wie died, our souls went there, XVe thought that we would lonely be. And so we did despair. But to our great surprise, we saw Our class-mates still alive. Their forms were changed. but still they were The friends of twenty-live. Oh! I cried to my companion, as we saw a lion with a love light in his eyes, pursuing a lamb. If that isn't Mason Cochran chasing around with - what was her name?-Harriet Little! The same old romance up here. But l didn't have a chance to continue, for my friend suddenly saw a laughing hyena looking at her and roaring as though his sides would split. Frank Layton, she exclaimed, he alway did laugh when he looked at me. But just then our attention was attracted by an animal parade. The orchestra, fconsisting of a nightingale, lark, sparrow. and donkey, formerly the Misses Engelman, Bazell, Katz, and Mr. Dowleixj headed the parade. A large and beautiful police dog. in whom we recognized the former 'Billy Eisenbeisf, was trying to keep order, Call the animals, birds, and insects being in a confused crowd, so anxious were they to watch the paradej Sonic wolves, Hopkins and Herb Simpson were growling threateningly, due to the fact that the great and famous hippopotamus, George Frey, was walking with the beautiful deer, Annabel Turner. Then the sharks, Smith, Taylor, R. Cohen. Krell, Randolph, and Cullen followed, accompanying the owls, the Misses Shephard, Tice, Durish, and Norma Anderson. Everyone was. however. disturbed by a continuous buzzing in the back lines. This buzzing was of course, caused by bees, Misses Storch, Becker, Beech, and Brown. All the Elizabeths! At the end of the line was an ostrich who kept hiding his head in the ground. We realized that it was our old friend Bill Frank, for although handsome, he always was shy. At last when the parade was completely out of sight, my companion and I started to trudge on. Soon we arrived at a brook where we saw a frog croaking dreadfully. Louise Morganstern! Poor thing, she always wanted to sing. but never could without endangering her life. Some snails, Misses Benedict, Kahn, Bonham, Connel, lirtzman, Fierman. 46 Tl-IE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Goff, Knott, Krauskopf, and Manheim, were starting a journey around 1-leaverth, but just then a doe rushed into the scene followed by a stag. u Lo and behold! Helen Hafeli with Bill I-lavelin chasing right after her. At that moment my friend nearly stepped on an industrious little ant, whom we at ence recognized as our former busy secretary, Dorothy Roy. Suddenly we saw some squirrels chattering over nothing as usual, so we knew they must be the Messrs. Gelder, Donovan, Morrell, Smail, Charlesworth, and the Misses .fXmigh, Cohen, Connell, Farbaugh, and Half, Over the tree stuck the head of a giraffe. VVho could it be but our lean and lanky Al -Tones? After which we were interrupted by a familiar Cavs:-Caw , and we perceived a crow, Sylvan Libson, crowing as usual. Vile strolled on, discussing our adventures until our walk was disturbed by a wild rush, and we were suddenly surrounded by a flock of sheep. Volhner. Venniug, VVnuk, Fassberg, Zoflfel. Gordon, and Isaacs. Following the sheep were the bloodhounds, I. Libson, VVunderly, Aiello, Barnes and Abel. lille were frightened by the hounds, and so walked swiftly on. Soon we eamc to a beautiful chicken house. The motherly hen revealed herself to us as L. Allen. Some frivolous hens were walking with her, the Misses Barnhart. Auel, Dillon. Good, Pearson, Ress. Rothman, and Purdy. VVe passed the hen houses and walked on for several minutes, when we came to an aviary where the bi.rds were in congress. The chairman was a magpie, Lang Clydesdale. Some canary birds were hovering about and ehirping' sweetly. They were the Misses Gluck, Henk, French, Frank, Harvey, joel. and Messrs. Diver and Bill Goldstein. The orioles present at the meeting were the Misses .'X1'll'IStI'Ollg', Beltz, and Elash, and the Messrs. Brauman. Daktor, Davis, and Deaneg the sparrows were Mess1's. Dizenfeld Doyle, Dunn. Lfardley, and Fabermang and the wood-peckers were the Misses Goldstein, Guarino, and Keil, and Messrs. Grupp and Samuel Goldstein. Nearby were s-time collies, Fassinger, Friend, Fnhr, Glatz, Goldberg, and Solis Goldman. Although we continued our journey, we encountered only two more friends. They were grasshoppers, lViCClCIT1C1'lfIS and McLenahan. From them we learned that all those whom we had not seen Cfor we had seen everyone therej had been too good for l-leaverth, and had followed their leader, Lillian Heaven. to the glorious realms above . EPILOGUE. Now il you are not satisfied lVith what you soon will be, just bear your burden with a smile, For that's Fate's Stern Decree! Irusxs Ravrrru Mautox GALLINo1zR . 47 Tllli SCHENLEY QIOURNA I, ON BEING A SENIOR X fr!-I vM.!47L lllffga la A Y had CW .A ,ff But now dear readers, having read this wild and meaningless rambling, please forget it, for you know as well as I, that being a Senior is the most wonderful thing in the w-orlcl! Yea, Seniors!! BEATRIX STEVENS, 311. It's terrible this being at Senior,- Sirnply awful! Being bored! beyond words with class And silly class rings! Who on earth wants a class ring? And class colors,- What a perfectly foolish thing! Being distracted from school work Ry such petty things. Seniors!!! Oh, it's awful, all right! Unspeakable! And Journals,- Worse and more of it! organization Who wants his picture teven it he is handsomej Put in a silly old book, With an atrocious nothing, or so-called Put after his name? Sentiment.-pooh! VCTSC You'd think a person eouIdn't get through school Without such nonsense. And being fed up on at Class Song! Imagine! And having a Stunt Day! Of all notions!! And a banquet, BANQUET! Think of it!! AND on top of all this, Being pestered with a Class Play! Was anything ever more Absurd!! Verily this business of Being a Senior,- Is a trying one! Positively terrible!!! unheard of? ,Loi 48 W 'l'II,1i5CI-IENI,1iY JOURNAL GUESS WHO Drawings by Francis Szecskay I 1 iegiif i maszsw W ,.f if 4 f- - i i f f? if . I K LN m iww ivmfmffwwf. X Once worked in Heinz's l from Cwnibridgc to London Pickle Factory? 2 Rm c . 1 on his bicycle in one day? 'z iw G -rf . 4 95.31 .g:.:g.g.3:-gp '-' ij' .1-x -H237 K- fe Needs deep water for IS hffe faliillfl. IUSVA- M- Swhmningg constitutional! I A- J N A . 3- V xf X' X r V .z iw. tb ,- N K '4 XL , f ' S1 W , V ? VLA Y i -:Q 73 peg? W 1- - -f-Z X ' if--iT ,Tj4.-J' X 'Q Q-5-'N G.. EA' HHS crossed the ocean 18 times? 49 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL THE JOURNAL STAITI9' 50 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL W Sf! U xlEND5I Ill7 fox A .u mm - s 3 A W4 if f ' ., P- x 5 X Y i M1137 L44-E V O! 4 F ' -I' f 5 'T , A if N W zwmff M24 W W W W ,Tc A ' N K Q,...,U 'lA7ffi 9 Vu 5,,,Vf 7fzv1,V7'7 0-qjyf I! I O -'ZA-.X 5 VW? V6 'ifvfvp lf9l!l'CfJ N d-ffvvvn. wqlfbiff .47 51 lHI SQIIEXLEY JOURNAL If 59.53 lE I ' Q25- 1 1 I A ju Y llEAU'l' I FUI. JZ THE CITY BEAUTIFUL CAMPAIGN A city that is set on a hill cannot be hid. No city has a. more pleasing situation than has lf'ittsburgh, with its MANY HILLS, its three river, fronts, its lovely natural parks, its stately buildings, and its historic landmarks. - On a hill overlooking all this beautiful prospect, is our own Schenley High School. It! is in a position not unlike the Acropolis at Athens. As the Greeks worshipped beauty, so should the pupils of Schenley. It is their heritage from the school that fostered them. The City Beautiful campaign then, should receive the active support of every Schenley pupil. ' VVe may not be architects, sculptors and philanthropists, who can erect majestic buildings, carve beautiful statues, or bestow parks and libraries. We can, however, perform just as necessary a part of the campaign. Humble in comparison, though it may seem, there is a dignity in picking up a st1'ay paper, fixing up our own back yards, planting a tree or some tlowers somewhere on our 0W11 premises, and above all, refrain from marring by our own carelessness, streets, buildings, and other public places of this city which is our home and which should be our pride. SCHENLEY SPIRIT A little while after the average 'freshman enters Schenley, he is aware of a new feeling, something which pervades the atmosphere of the place, something which makes him extremely proud to be one of the Schenleyites. I-Ie realizes that he belongs to Schenley's family, and begins to desire to perform some outstanding work. Although the freshman cannot name, cannot understand, this new feeling, the students who have been here a while know what it is called. The name of the strange feeling is Schenley Spirit. ' 53 THE SCI-IENLEY JOURJNAL It is Schenley Spirit which makes the Student Board member do his duty in spite of all criticism, it is Schenley Spirit which would make the Schenley rooters at any game or meet yell as loudly if Schenley were forty points behind as when she is a like number aheadg it is Schenley Spirit which inspires the class officers, the founders, and the guardians of our numerous clubs. Still another thing about Schenley Spirit is that it does not fade away after one leaves the school, it remains,-that spirit of great things accomplished, and of greater things anticipated. JAMES REISIJ. J IMMIE'S GREAT EXPERIENCE But, Jimmie, I want you to, demanded a bright pretty girl of her boy companion as they strolled down the hall. Please, Anne, don't ask me to. Of course, you don't understand the position I'd be put into. You know I can't dance, Even if I'd try, they'd all laugh at me. I simply can't go, pleaded the boy, a cloud on his handsome face. Well, then, don't ever ask me to go anywhere with you again. Why! you ought to be proud to have first choice to go with me, answered Anne haughtily. A But I can't dance! expostulated Jimmie. Never mind. You never would learn, and you could if you tried hard enough. I don't see why you couldn't learn for the Junior Prom. You don't understand, 'Anne, I-H Don't go, then, cried Anne, really angry now. Anyway, Dick has asked me already, and that's the only reason I asked you if you were going. Now I can give him my answer, and with her little nose turned up, she deliberately walked away. In the next class Jimmie's mind was filled with distressing thoughts. What a chump Anne must think him. He couldn't help it if he couldn't dance. It was just impossible. It wasn't his fault that he consisted of a bit more avoirdupois than necessary, or that his feet were big. Anyway, Anne ought to be satisfied if he took her to all the parties and games, let alone making him dance. But, on the other hand, if he d,idn't take her, she would go with Dick, his hated rival. Not if I know it, he grumbled to himself. She's my girl, and he's uct going to take her. She's right in asking if I intended to escort her before Ashe accepted him. A A The more he thought about it, the more determined he became. Finally, the girl's argument won him over. After class, he rushed up to her and cried, I'll go, Anne! Even if I don't know how, and I am fat, I'l1 dance: You're not going with Dick! I'll show 'im. A I knew you'd be a good sport, cried Anne, with enthusiasm. I'm so glad I can tell Dick 'no'. ' -54 'l' ll li 5 C l-l. li N IQ E Y J O U R N A L The Junior .Prom was held in the big upstairs hall of the high school. lt was an ideal night, fresh and cool, with a bright moon overhead. Jimmie, i:owever, saw no beauty in the night as he and Anne walked to the school. His mind was full of the dreaded dance. Wlhy, oh why, had he said 'yes'? But he must go on with it now! He coulcln't disappoint Anne. Anyway, he reasoned to himself. he ought to be able to dance. Vlfhy couldn't he? All the other lellows could. Now for his first great adventure! By the time they reached the school, Jimmie's nerves were becoming soothed, but l1is legs V Q-7: were still trembling. The Hrst I ' - V if dance had already begun, so A llllllfllwlw' they waited for the next one. I ll VVhen ,the music started, he threw back his shoulders and ' braced his nervous body for , the ordeal, and they entered the throng of dancers. Don't hold me that way, whispered Anne, pushing his arm to the right position, rl J Uduwd Jimmie, you'1'e tramping all over my new pumps. was her next complaint. I don't seem to know this step, Jimmie-go slower. Neither do I, thought Jimmie grimly, deeply en- grossed in dodging' the on- coming dancers. Jimmie, keep your balance better or we'll fall. VVou1dn't be surprised, he remarked, to himself. Don't look at your feet, Jimmie. It isn't proper. Can't help it, when they're so big. he murmured. Now we're going fine, said Anne, gaily, after a while. But not forever, finished Jimmie. Chl we're going the wrong direction, gasped Anne. Turn around. And she half guided him around, as he, his face red with confusion, stumbled along, horribly conscious of the pitying faces of his classmates. How could he stand it any longer? lt was terrible! Vlfould that music never end? S5 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Bang! He was awakened from his disturbing reverie hy the heavy impact of his body against the Wall. At the same moment his feet slipped on the over- waxed Hoor, and he went down in an awkward heap. I knew it,,' he cried, as he was helped to his feet. Then he hegan to laugh. How he laughed! He just roared! Soon the crowd gathered around caught the spirit of it all, and joined him. It turned out to be a great joke among the juniors assembled. That good laugh somehow strengthened his nerves and he began to feel comfortable. But no amount of coaxing on Anne's part could persuade him to dance again. Once is enough, he explained, to make myself look foolish. No more to-night. ' So Anne accepted other partners. As he sat there, the details of the scene rushed over his mind. Goshl he thought, that would have been terrible if I'd have acted confused. Iill hand it to myself. I used presence of mind to take it as a joke. No one will ever know the difference. Jimmie and Anne left early, for no particular reason. except that Jimmie wanted to get away from the scene of his spectacular failure. Anne, however. :vas angry at him for refusing to dance again. On the way home they had it out, Anne calling him a coward, and Jimmie telling her she didn't understand. Even at Anne's door they had come to no agreement, so they parted in anger. That's just like a girl, Jimmie justified himself. She simply canlt under- stand. The next day, when Jimmie entered school, he was almost immediatelv surrounded by an eager group. Congratulations, Jimmie! they shouted, each trying to shake his hand at once. VVhy! What's all the fuss about ? he made himself heard above the noise. Didn't you hear ? exclaimed one. You were elected the most popular boy in the Junior Class. P VVhen, where, why-P exclaimed Jimmie in astonishment. At the dance last night. They had a ballot after you left. It'll be announced at Assembly, were the several excited answers. Naturally this left Jimmie in good spirits. He wasn't a failure, after all. VVait 'till I tell Anne, he thought, as he hurried to find her. But she was quicker than he. Forgetting about the quarrel of the night before, she met him with, Congratulations, Jimmie! I'ru awfully sorry about how I acted last night. Vv'on't you forgive me? You must be terribly popular. Even if I can't dance, he reminded her, in a low voice, but one full of joy. ELI:zAuETH STORCH. 56 THE' SCHENLEY JOURNAL AN HOUR IN ROME As I sat at home on a never to be forgotten morning, looking over my beloved Virgil before I went to school, I wondered how they ever spoke such an idiotic tongue and how much time it took them to think in what case to put a word after a verb of forgetting. I was wishing I could have been in Rome at the time Latin was spoken, when I fell asleepg or at least that is what I imagine I did, but I guess if I took my case to some doctor he would say I had dippyietus of the subconscious mind. Anyhow as I was saying, I got up and gazed at myself dressed in a bright toga and yellow sandals. Surely I couldnt go to school dressed like that. I therefore ran to where the stairway should have been, but to my amazement there was none. I looked around and rubbed my eyes, for right at my side the big sofa was disappearing. 'And lo! when I turned again, there was a bench where our settee had been. As I looked I saw several other objects cnange till the whole room presented an ancient appearance. I yelled lVIaterl Materll' In a second my mother came in and said something, but what amazed me was that she was dressed in a long white stola, or gown, like one which I remembered having seen pictured in my Latin books. Again she said something, but it seemed gibberish to me. Finally I understood. She was speaking in Latin! Vlfhat she was saying was something like this. Quid tc, Claudi, dolet? CMy name is Claudej Cnr vocas? Cnr ad ludum non is F Pardon me. I nearly forgot that sonie of my readers have not yet sum- .nuned up courage to take Latin. The above would be something like this in English: What ails you, Claudius? Vlliat are you yelling for? VVhy don't you go to school ? My, but she was queer! And without giving me time to answer, she shoved me through the doorway. just then a boy clad like myself came up to our abode and said something which would be: Vene! Mature! or Dr. Lewius will punish us for coming in late. He looked like my friend Barney in Schenleyg but in those clothes, I couldn't be sure of even myself. The following dialogue shows our conversation on our way. QI didn't know where we were going but he seemed to, so I let him lead the way.Q Why don't you wear a mitra ? I asked. - Whats the matter with you? You know as well as I do, it's not collegiate to wear a mitraf' he replied with disgust. I don't know what reply I gave him, for then a sportmodeled currus came shooting around the corner of Caesar and Adrian Ways, and we had to jump, cum celeritate. The currus pulled up and imagine our surprise when the driver apologized and offered us a lift to school, just as if we had been in Pittsburgh. When we reached the building I jumped out of the currus and stumbling 57 THE SCI-IENLEY JOURNAL forward, fell. Upon rising, I noticed a crowd of students gulfawing boisterously over my predicament. I clidn't mind that much, because my surprise at seeing these boys dressed modernly exceeded my feeling of embarassment. Next, I looked at myself and discovered that I was dressed as I had been earlieythat morning. Best of all, however, my next sight was that of dear old Schenley I-Iigh School. - Now, as I told you, I don't wish to take my case to a doctor, because he might doubt my sanity, which would prove what some of my friends have often told me. Therefore, if anyone has any logical explanation of my wonderful escapade, I Wish he would relate it to me. Irlomiau KLATER. THE SKY The sky is a paintbox Of colors so gay, Of blue and of white, Of orange and gray. All Hoating together, By fairy lips kissed, One seems to gaze at A kaleidoscope mist. The blue is so peaceful, So soft is the white, XV e respect the Creator llVho grants this delight. IRENE RAVITCH. Z Z I J f- if ,.f X 58 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL A BUBBLIN' GOOD STORY Bubble ! Bubble! Bubble l These were the sounds that emerged from a government warehouse, as kegs of beer were being opened and tl1e contents thrown into the sewer. ' Give me a hatchet g Open the sewer. , Another good barrel gone wrong. g Hurry upg I canut hold this myself. were some of the remarks one heard in passing. Bubble! Bubble l Bubble l Spirits of Volstead! I'm tired, said a young man, as he met a friend on the street. But I want to tell you something funny. I got on the street-car, after working all day yesterday, and I had to' stand. Presently an elderly gentle- man, sitting in front of me, got up and offered me his seat. I thought to myself, 'flfhat's no way to do,' so I made him sit down again. Pretty soon a fellow came over to me from the other end of the car, and put ten dollars in my pocket. 'I didn't know this was my birthdayl' I ejaculated. The man, however, completely ignored my! remark and whispered to me, 'Say, where'd you get it ?' 'Git what? These overalls P' said I. 'No, come on! Be sensible. Don't you think I have any sense of smell?' he answered. Then I realized what he meant. Any wonder I was getting all this atten- tion? Before I had time to answer him, it was time to get off the street-car. Then what do you think happened? When 'I was opening the door of our house, I saw that all, the male passengers who had been on the car' were following me. 'Say boys, I hate to disappoint you,' I said, 'but you're all wrong. I merely work in a government warehouse, bustin' beer kegsf Pretty keen story, isn't it F I shall not keep the reader in suspense any longer. The above is an account of the summer recreation of our worthy President, George Mason Cochran. HARRIET LITTLE. MISTAKEN IDENTITY I have, living in Belle Vernon, Pa., an aunt and uncle who frequently take automobile trips over the Eastern mountains. During one of these outings about two years ago, while they waited for lunch, several large cars appeared and stopped within a short distance of them. As they passed, my aunt noticed a woman in one of the cars, who nodded in a friendly manner and waved. She thought that this person must be one of her neighbors from Belle Vernon and said to my Uncle, See-she knows meg 'I'm surethat I have met her some place before. My uncle started to say, You think you know everybodyf' but did not finish, for at that moment he made a discovery. One of the men in the party was an old friend of his. Consequently a conversation ensued. It was only then that they became aware oil the fact that it was the late President Harding' and his partyg and that the friendly woman was no other than our President's wife. You can imagine how astonished and abashed my aunt was. JAMES C. DYER. 59 PHESCHENLEYJOURNAL V A MID-SEMESTER NIGHTS DREAM As Johnny put his school books clown, His forehead wore a puzzled frowng But one thing he was sure was right, He'd finished with his work that night. Little he knew, little he guessed, The dreams that would disturb his rest. His lessons came by, one by one, This is'the way the facts did run. If X1 plus Y is fifty-four, VVhen and Why was the Spanish War? Since hic, haec, hoc means this or these, Protein is contained in cheese. Eight large planets are in the sky, And coal-tar is contained in dye. A triangle has just three sides, And shoes are made from cattle hidesg If Julius Caesar conquered Gaul, Voco, vocare means to call. When Johnny put his books away, He thought he'd not see them till day. But these were the things that met his Whichever way he turned that night. This we know now, no one need tell, That johnny knew his lessons well. BE GAY Oh whv should the heart be heavy, sight, Louise B. Hnasu VVith the toils and cares of the day? Oh why should the heart he heavy? Come, let's be carefree and gay. Forget your trials and troubles, Let heart-aches and pains pass hyg Come to the land of sunshine. VVhere joy doth never die! TRENE RAVITCIT. 60 Tllli SCHENLEY JOURNAL THE JOURNAL NOVELETTE Why Girls Powder Their Noses Oogles QCave-man word for curses j, gritted through the two front and only teeth of Diabetia FlatNose. the beauty of Biff Bam Village. For, as she was out hunting Vtfamfoozles for dinner, she had seen Hard Mug, her only sweet- heart, beating another woman! Zwanks! she cried in anger. fSee Cave-Man's Slang Book.j For her rival had a snow white complexion. while Diabetia's was tanned by the Sun. Upon her return, she began making soup, but tears of wrath fell into it while she stirred it, and made it too salty to eat. She felt so downcast that she went into the cellar of the cave, fNot for hootchj but for the real stuff, fSee Mild Drinks of the Stone Ageuj to keep up her spirits. The cellar was dark, for there was no light. She stumbled over a rock and fell sprawling into a box of white chalk dust, QSee Methods of Wliitewasliiiig in the Dark Agesfj Her face and arms became cover-ediwith it, so she hurried out to the lake to wash it off. But lo, and behold! Wlieil she gazed at her reflec- tion in the water, her face was white! Happily, she turned a summersault, which shook most of the dust off. VVhen Hard Mug passed her door soon afterward, he looked at her with rapture in his eyes. Taking his most select spiked club, he beat her up, so that she would have the proper docile spirit toward her future lord and master, and then carried her to the minister's. After this most successful start, the rest of the Cave-Maidens used chalk dust in pursuit of the high and mighty men, and have continued doing so until the present day. So don't be surprised if you should Izafrjvevz to see one of their descendants powdering her nose. ELIZABETH STORCH. WHY I DO NOT WRITE A man must read, he must think, he must live the life and feel the emotions before he attempts the se1'ious obligation of writing, thus speaks a learned sage. Now, in the first place. I am no man, I am a young girl. In the second place, my reading consists of those books assigned by my most worthy teachers. In the third place, I have lived such. a sheltered life in my few years that my knowledge of the cruel hard world is limited, the only hard knocks I have experienced are those recei.ved while soliciting ads for the Journal from stony-hearted advertis- ing managers, or while trying to get my lunch in the cafeteria. As for my emotions, they are so few and far between that they may be counted on the fingers of one hand. Oh. the heartaches when my doll was drowned in the well, and more heartaches when I learned that my movie hero was married! And alas. my thoughts-! They are recorded in the office on the permanent record cards. where the grades show a lack of their existence. f For reference: see teachers if the above paragraphs are not sulhcient proof LUDMILLA ALLEN. 61 Q TRIBUTE TO THE POET It was a fearful land indeed: 'Twas dark and bleak and clouded 0'er 3 There were no ilowers nor sunny mead. But blackness and great Oeeanls roar. lint this was not the whole of dreadg The people never felt sweet mirth, And saw always great Death's grim head, And mortal dnst's return to Earth. No pleasure was there to be found, For Nature did oppress them hard, And Life possessed no joyful sound, But storm howl and keen. clash of sword. To them weird gannet's scream was sweet, For all the rest was violenceg Oft raging waves did rise to meet Thick mist with fearful turbulence. llut once there came a mighty change Upon this country bleak and coldg The breaking of the black-cloud range. The beaming forth of Sun's face old. Then l,ark.l-leav'n's minstrel hne, did sing .-Xud soar above the joyous field: Trees oped their buds. forth leaves to bring: Sweet flowers did their fragrance yield. Ah, glad awak'ning! I-low did it befall? How disappeared reluctant mists? llfhy did cruel sea recede, and fall To calm, man's labor to assist? Dost thou not know with all thy wis- dom. friend? 'Twas thus: the Poet with his silver voice. llid cruel wind dispel, and cloud-bank rend. .Xnd sea did low'r. and people did re- joice. Oh, yes, my friend, it was the Poet good. That God-born son ol song, that this did do, .Xnd drew from him that never yet write would- fl. coarse-voiced crew-a croak of praise, and true. FRANeIs SZECSKAY. 62 1 -- TI-IE SCHENLEY JOURNAL A DEER AND A COPPERHEAD This summer, I was at a boys' camp in the mountains back of I-Iuntingdon, Pennsylvania. The camp is on' a river, whichlat that point is about a quarter of a mile wide, while across the river is a higl1 mountain. One day, as we had nothing else to do, two other boys and I' planned to go across the river and try to catch sight ofa deer., After a five minute row, we arrived at a stream, which comes from near the top of the mountain, and affords one of the few ways up the ascent. We fastened the boat to at small tree beside the spring, and climbed up the steep trail to the first level, which is a small plateau about three hundred feet up the rocky side of the mountain. So as not to disturb any of the wild animals we walked softly, along this level for about a quarter of a mile, when we came to a small stream, and' seeing footprints near the water's edge, we thought this was a ,good place to see the deer. Hiding ourselves in the brush we waited for a quarter of an hour, when we heard a slight rustle in the bushes on the other side! of the stream, and a beautiful young buck stepped out. He was only two to three years old, but as he was one of the few deer I had ever seen, I gazed with admiration: to me he looked like an elk or moose. His fur was as smooth as velvet. Littlefbumps rose on both sides of his head which would be antlers in a year or so. Vile could see the smooth rolling muscles of his body when he stepped from the bushes. His long legs tapered down into sharp hoofs, with which he was pawing the gravel by the side of the stream nervously, Suddenly, our attention was drawn, infthe direction of another rustle in the grass, and looking towards the spot, we saw, to our horror, a big copperhead gliding towards the deer. The deer saw him at the same time we did, but to our surprise, instead, of running away, he rose on his hind legs, and brought his 'front feet down with a terrible thud in two places on the snake's body. The sharp hoofs naturally cut the snake clear through, before he knew what was happening to him. The snake wriggled around a bit, as the muscular reaction took place in his body, such as takes place in all cold blooded animals. The deer, having killed the snake, looked quickly up and down the stream, and seeing no other danger. advanced slowly to the stream, and took a long drink with the same attitude as one would expect a man, who had killed somebody, to wash his hands of the murder. :TACK COLE. BEING ENTERTAINED Mildred Clark was one of the most popular girls of Lynnvale. She was bright and witty. enjoyed having a good time, was pretty too, and she never lacked invitations. The High Dukes dance was but a, week off and all the boys were asking for the privilege of being her escort. Mildred, however, decided to wait till all of them had asked her and then make her choice of partners. 63 - l THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL -lack Owens was one of Mildred's admirers, but it was not often he had the opportunity to be with her. She was usually going with some other young man, but tonight 'he was happy, Mildred had promised to go with him to the movies Yes, Jackfi she had said, I'll go with you. You know how l detest the movies' but I'1l go to please you. To please him! He was elated. She' did care for him after all. He would give her, the best time of her life. He bought the' best seats and a box ot choco- lates. Girls always like chocolates, even though some are on a diet. Jack did not pay much attention to the picture. He was sitting next to the girl he most admired. He did not talk much, for he was bashfulg he uttered only an occasional remark on some scene. During the short intervals when the lights were turned on, he gazed into her face with admiration plainly shown in his. Aint it fine ? .he whispered. Oh, yes, she answered. The last part was long. He was not thinking of- the pictures now. He was thinking what bliss it would bei to take such a delightful companion to the dance. Should he ask her tonight? He t1'embled. VV'ould she say yes? He thought she would. He moved a little closer to her side. He thought she moved toward him just a little. He touched her hand and she did not draw away. He ventured yet a little closer 3 he leaned his arm against the back of the seat and it fell gently on her shoulderg but she did not start or move. He was thrilled. The play went on. Pretty girls appeared on the screen but they had no attraction for Jack. His thoughts were all for the! beautiful one so near to him. His courage rose. Yes, he would ask her tonight before they reached her door. He could almost hear her say, Yes The play progressed. People applauded, but he did not know why. Mildred liked itg that was enough. She liked being near him, toog that was bliss. The picture did not matter. The last part was over. The lights were turned ong and amid the applause. the people began to pass out. Jack turned to gaze into the bewitching brown eyes so near' to him, and to catch the smile on her lips, for she always smiled on him. VVith a gasp, he stared at the girly there was no answering smile. The eyes did not sparkle for they were closed tight. She gave a yawn, stretched her arms, and opened her eyes. I've had such a good nap! sl1e cooed. I 'feel so rested. It isn't had going to the 'movies' if one can sleep through them. She chatted gayly, all the way home but he was silent. He only wondered. and said to himself, Girls are queer l VV ALTER XVEIQSZ, IZB. 64 Prejudice Value 40'Ma Sense Value 25'M7 Poetic Appre- ciation Value 35'M, '1' I-115 sci-IENLEY JOURNAL STANDARD INTELLIGENCE TEST ,'Xnd when the woman saw that the tree was good for food and that it was pleasant to the eye, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took the fruit thereof and did eatg and gave also unto her husband with her, and he did eat. Underline which of the three reasons made Adam eat. .l. am impressed by certain subtle and philosophical declarations as to the unified hyperbolean capabilities of the indigenous anthropological estimates of the qualifi- cations ot nature for the production of pristine and gi- gantic memorabilia of transcendent and clarified products. Lfnderline the phrase that best describes the writer's meaning. All that I know of a certain star ls it can throw. like the spangled spar, Now a dart of red. now a dart of blueg Till my friends have said they would fain see too, My star that dartles the red and the blue! Then it stops like a bird, like a. flower hangs iurled: They must solace themselves with the Saturns above it. XX'hat matter to me if their star is a world? Mine bas opened its soul to meg therefore I love it. XVas Mr. Browninf-' talkinff about a star a flaw' or h I: 1 by his wife? Take all the time you need. A. SMITH. 65 Compre- hension Value 45'M: Compre- hension Value 30M Compre- hension Value 25'M, I 6 CL!-3 W If '7x J' ,C all 3 f'-' v gm rf S. .jx Q' 9 4 W M Z 'fa I A T -H15 1, Z Z2 . ,, I OA ve jf - 'FQ I S 0LfP3. A y AI M7. :S .5 4 O 1 .3 0 fl ' 731 I ff 0 '59 f? 40 6 5' yi' A N' 743 0 ei ,Q A 1 W 46 W 3? ' ling . fa f - .. T3 if ffl A V Xl ie xv fr 6 A HC ' TE ,L 0 ig 0 Ill sf' IQ ,131 J ER HORIZONTAL The class Guardian. A dead subject taught in Schenley. The ground surrounding school. What we enter to do. Too much study makes us-. A daughter of Zeus. The careful study of a book. Sister. A point of the compass. What girls wear around the A legumc. Street. Always to be had at lunch. Half. A stain or mark. It is. A lyrical poem. A personal pronoun. A light boat. - ir necks. Sound made by an angry dog. Our president. Usually every Friday in English clas Abbr. of kings The Stream of Forgetfulne cal Mythologyj. ssCClassi- What puts our Iournal Hover. What we have at lunch. A length of time. To which we all aspire. A machine for weaving. Animals that get in our lockers. An exclamation. A gir1's name. Form of verb to be. Abbr. of Roval Observatory. One of the class colors. What we do to our lessons. A weight. What we do before a test. An island near Italy. The game the Prince of Welles plays. A senior Teacher. Something we write on. VERTICAL The. 12-A's. Tardy. To be in debt. A preposition. Our principal. A preposition. It is. The pupil of the eye. Where birds live. What kind of year 1924 is. Abbr. of Erbiun1. Abbr. of Recording Secretary, Short sleeps. To be sullen or sulky. Sheltered grounds. Word used to frighten. I love CLatin.J A period of the school day. Belonging to Ingram. . Something 'prohibited in Schenley. The judge in the Dred Scott case. Sophoniores. - A mark on your report, A familian name for Coolidge. Before. Cnc who'traps. A boy's name. Wliat makes us clean. Payment to and from school. Same as 17 horizontal. What we do in parade. Abbr. of mercury. Scarce. The name of a roll in Schenley. A good football player. A good character or part in a play To' obstruct. word said when confused. preposition. lid or cover. personal pronoun. parent. ELIZABETH STORCH. DPDPDVPIP 'l'llli SCHIQNLEY JOURNAL EARLY MORNING EPISODES 'flimmyl jimmy!! jimmy!!! It's seven o'clock. QA, mumble which sounds like Oh, all right, from upstairs, then quiet.j fTen minutes later.J jirnmy! Qthe last shouted loudly.j QA bump and thumping from above,j I'm coming, Mom. Mom- Well, you'd better get a move ony it's getting late. Five minutes later jimmy arrives down stairs. Gee whiz, Mom, ain't there any clean shirts and where's myclean collars P CSeveralQ minutes laterj, What'S there for breakfast? Oh, gee! is that all we have? Ain't it soon' time for buck- wheat cakes or something decent? I'm sick of this stuff. fQuiet for about twenty minutes while jimmy eats heartily of- this stuffuj, Then- Hurry, Qlimmyg you'll be late for school. Are you eating breakfast or are you asleep? I Jimmy, fexasperatedlyj-'fOh, I'm hurrying asl fast as I can, Mom. fOne minute laterj Gee, where's my books and what happened to my paper? I've got to finish some night-workg nothing is ever where I put it. I Silence for another periodj-Then- For goodness sakes, jimmy, it's after eight o'clockg get a move on. Why can't you finish your nightwork before bedtime ? Jimmy, Cagain exasperatedlyj Oh, all right! all right! all right! I'm done now anyway. Did you see my cap anywhere? Do you happen to have a car check you could lend me, Mom? 'I'hat's a nice girl! Thanks. fThe last said in a coaxingltonej VV ell, goo'bye, Momg see you this evening. The door bangs and quiet reigns. Two minutes later' a knock on the same doorg Gee, Mom. I'm sorry I had to disturb you, but I forgot my lunch: Hand it outg will'ye P And once again it is quiet. Mom heaves a sigh of relief. Another job done, she says. GORDON I-IULL. SNOW STARS Why flo they call them Snow Flakes. That fall upon the ground? For they are really Snow Stars. 'l'h:1t scatter all around. They are so light and airy. 'l'!1esc little Stars' ol' snow, flnd fly in the direction, V'l'he winds bid them to go. IRENE RAVITCH. 67 THE SCHENLEY 'JOURNAL SUCCESS If you in life do want to win. Y ou must not leave what you begging But think and plan with all your might And to your job stick good and right . A thinff Worth while is not won soon. Fu Don't gaze forever at the moong Start now and make your strongest drive XN'hen you are young. then 3o1's'll ar- 1'ivc . The work you love is heat for you. Be sure the loot cloth lit the shoe. The gifts you've got. if :used each day .Xre ggoocl cnoughg just blaze away . D.'xNIm. RQBIQRTS. Q lf J I, f X X ff x K N l M41 xqygsxxx ESQ in 1412165 f 2 X 4 SS XX? Ix 2 4444, .2 My fzfjng YQ XX ' X 5 f--',,.. A -f4,f',1'-,-. ',-4 4-as 'Y ' xl QQ xsiwx f X' Q' Xsvixq my E N 68 ft. 1-,Q-' -Y. i r--Q,-,. 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Oct. vswm Xt Xn W N ? e 'Vis :fi O ltlttewx f lg:- .iihx t...x ' 'A-- E-2' S x ,,,.- ' '53 A 'QW 'Q SCHENLEY CALENDAR LZ-Schenley loses its silent and forbidding aspect, as the halls again become thronged with students QAnd treshiesj. 9-Miss Lucille l..a Verne speaks to the girls in the auditorium during' special. A good time was had by all. 10-Freshies now feel quite at home. Triangle promised within a 'few days. VVe wonder if- ll-First meeting held of great journal Statf. 17-lllustrious 12-A class holds first meeting of semester. l8-Class Play try-outs for long' play. l9-Pupils notified through bulletin that the extra 'forty-tive minutes of the school day does not exempt them from homework. Pic- ture taking for -Iournal started. Second ring sizes taken. 22-journal .Nd Campaign starts. 2-l-liliminations for class play begun. 25-First Qlunior-Senior social-Girls' gym. 29-Miss Brown elected to take Miss Tillotson's place as chaperon of 12-A class. 30-Class Play cast for Doctor in Spite of Himself chosen. 2-Red and white chosen as senior class colors. 9-Athletic ticket sale coming along but slowly. XVork for short play started. Our girls defeat Allegheny 33-17. 10-First: football game. Schenley defeats Allegheny 3-0. 14--Schenley seniors and 12-l3's register for mock election. 15-Cast for short play chosen. 16-12-.'X's have group picture taken. 17-Schenley defeats Fifth 26-O. 21-Calendar sale on! 22-First Ad Quota Club meeting. 2-l-Invincible eleven defeat Vtfestinghouse 28-O. 69 Thurs. Fri. Mon. Tues. Tues. VVed. Fri. Fri. Tues. VVed. Get. Get. Nov. Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov. Nov THE SCHENLE'YJOURN.1XI. 30-Picture of honor students taken for Schenley calendar. junior- Senior Hallowe'en social. 31-Pop corn balls on sale for game. Schenley defeats South .Hills 9-O. 3-Ad campaign closes. 4-Mr. Clayton Hamilton speaks to No. 1 sections in auditorium. 11-Day after Monday, November 10. - 12-Dress rehearsal for Class Plays. 14-Class Plays The Doctor in Spite of Himself, and Poor Maddalenan prove great successes. 21-Schenley defeats Peabody with a score of IS-0 and wins city championship. Yea-Schenley! Parents' Night. 'Nui ced. 25-Schenley girls prove their mettle by winning the city champion- ship. 12-A Class motto and Class Song chosen. Nov. 26-T he Boggs and Buhl trophy is presented to our boys who won the city title in football. Three cheers for our team! The Library Rendezvous of 'flappers fair, ,Home of sheiks with slick, black hair, Place where studious pupils dig, In physics, history, and trig. The library! Freshmen like the picture books, So-phs the tales of wicked crooks, juniors read of deep romance, VVhile Seniors sleep oil? last nights dance. In the Library. Tales of fiction. tales of truth, There to please the high school youth, Books abounding on the shelves, .fWhere the pupils help themselves. In the library. Hear the sounding of that bell! Out the students rush pell-mellg Tables moved and chairs upset, Vlfhile the students try to get, From the library. BERNARD B. ROSENBAUM 70 STUDENT BOARD E SCHENLISY IOURN 72 Tllli 5C.l1lliNl,lSY JOURNAL THE CLASS PLAYS Schenley's new course in medicine proved to be a great success. The entire class.-composed of Carl. Williams as Sganarelle. was graduated on November, l-l, with highest honors. Mr. VVilliams received his degree of D. 5. H. QDOcz'0r in .S','11'le of Hizzzxvlfj while a laughing throng looked on. Professors Valere QVVil- liam il-lavelinj. and Lucas tkkfilliani Goldsteinfl, set a good example to the other teachers of Sehenley, by beating their pupil into a first class doctor in fifteen minutes. :Xt the beginning of the play. Valere and Lucas, are searching for a doctor to cure their mas1er's Ctleorge Ilenrieh'sj daughter Clflazel AnclersonQ as Lucindej, uflio has convinced her family that she is dumb so as to prevent their marrying her to any one except' Leanclre fSylvan Libsonj. Sganarelles wife Cfieraldine Guar- inoj, angry at her husband as usual, tells them Sganarelle is a wizard in curing diseases, but, being' very eccentric, he may have to be beaten before he will confess his power. The two find Sganarelleg beat him till he admits all the abilities he doesn't possessg and take him to their master. Sganarelles reputation soon spreadsg and many come to him for cures. Among these are '.l'hibout flidgar Hommelj and his son f-lohn McClementsj who want a remedy for the former's wife. Sganarelle gives them a piece of cheese with funeral directions, and sends them home happy. Leandre. l.ucinde's lover, tells Sganarelle of their love affair. Sganarelle arranges their marriage, thereby curing l,,ucinde. Lucinde's father is appeased when he finds l,CIll'lCll'C has just inherited a fortune. ln fact., everyone is happy except Sganarelle. who is obliged to leave the charming wife of Lucas CI-Iarriet Littlej and return home. i Roberte Cl-'larry lsaacsj. as an inquisitive neighbor, manages to bob up at inopportnne moments throughout the play. y A short curtain, raiser, Pom' rlftzcfzftzlvlztr by Louise Saunders, preceded Mol- iere's l7m'l0r in Spztv of H1'111.w-lf. Mason Cochran, dressed very becomingly as liumbu. The Spirit of Grotesque. is persuaded by Pierrot fMilton Braumanj Ellld l'ierette flithel lfeltzj to let them leave their monotonous life in the Land of Fantasy, and pay ai visit to the world. Here Paulo, formerly Pierrot, becomes a great singer and leaves poor Maddalena, formerly Pierrette, while he pursues his profession. Vtfhen they die and are taken back to the Land of Fantasy, both are glad to resume the game of love making in their old home Where they live happily ever after. The Senior Class wishes to thank Miss McFarland and Mr. Viehman, who trained the castg all the seniors who tried outg the stage crew and the committees C especially VVilliam Frank, property man. who walked a mile for almost every- thing but a cameljg Miss Reeder and her orchestrag the Art Department and the eostumersg and last but not least, Mr. Moliere who did almost as well as the others concerned. Rox' HAMLIN 73 3.x -f K A th J I zmzy 3,9 'QA .img iff up fKxp.gG, fl Eat fs M .wi .qlgnqf . M5444 ' ' 4 A L49 I -I rl J - 11 -, A. mv!! ' 1 ll - v n u xy -mr ihiI-4L..4l1iI I V A 'IINILJ-- , Q il 1' . on 1 . , '19 2- Ago In - A i. 57 , t ,, c i 'M El! -. , if ,I A A 1 -ww-1 WM ART CLUB President ....,...... .......................... ....... C l iarleg 1-'ucler Vice-Presiclcnt ..,.. ...... L larry Barnes Secretary .......,... ..... .I ean Williaiiis T1'C2lSl11'Cl' ....... ....., I na Campbell Guardian ...,......v.............,...,....................,.,..........,,.,...,...................... Miss McMuniglc .X live wire club whose influence is greatly fc-lt l1l'll'Ullgl1U1.lt the school. BIRD CLUB lJ1'C5lfl6l'lf ........... ..............,............... ........,... W i lliam Hill Vice-President .,... ..... 'X 7Villiam Lemon Secretary ....... .....,.. f 'Xcllyn Robinson 'llreasurer ....... ....... M aurice Phillips Guardian ..,,....,......,,,,...,......,.,,,.,..,..i,,,..........,..,.,,..,.,,,.,......w.,.....,...........,.... Mr. Homer A bircl 21 clay-and the ll'lC1Tll3Cl'S of this club strive cztrnestly zlncl with success to learn about these little winged creatures. Presiclent ..,....... CAMERA CLUB .......Riclizn'cl Hartley Vice-President ..... .......,.... 1 Krnc Olson Secretary .,.. , ..,... 'llI'CZLSl11'Cl' .......... .......Anna Fierman 4 .Robert Congdon Mr. W. J. Miller c,rllZL1'Cl1Elll ...........,..................,............,.........,,.,..,...... . ...,.................... . Tlirougli their efforts, pictures for our .Iournul and Cztlenclar are made pos- sible. Their world is of great benefit to the school. 74 THE SCI-IENLEY JOURNAL CHEMISTRY LABORATORY AS SISTANTS Presiclent ..,.,,. Giles Armentrout Vice-President ..,. .........,.....,. T homas Foster Secretary ......,.... ........................... L ois Miller Guardizms .......................,.....,.....................,...,.......................... Mr. Rial and Mr. Pugh Chemistry is the intelligence department of industry. CIVICS CLUB President ........... ,......,.................... i .. .,...... Reuben Cohen Vice-President ..... ....... G eorge Allebrancl S ec reta ry ....... Gnzu'clizm ., ..... . 'Know your lmetter it. l'resiclent ..,.,.., Vice- President Secretary .,..., . Guarclizm l.,..,. Disce ut ........Henrietta Cohen McCroskey CLASSICAL CLUB SCIDIJCI' VlCllll'llS Vive ut cras moriturusf' llresiclent ,....,. Vice- President Secretary ....... Cuzirclizm .....,. FRANKLIN DEBATING CLUB city, and make it beautiful. Know your country and strive to ..,...Li1lian Labowitz .......Allen Vlfilkoff .........Jane Foust Lewey .,....XVilliam Eisenbeis ......Richard Hartley ,.........J,0l1Il Cullen Campbell Debating' is an art-public speaking is a talent. This cluh encourages both. FRENCH CLUB Presiclent .,.. .........,........i...............,. ...... l PX nita Wallace Secretary .... ........ A deline Polis 'l.ll'C2l.Sll1'Cl' ......... ............... . .. ........... ..Clair Neff Guzirclian ..........................,.................,....,.,.............,.........,........,............... Miss Mitchell A touch of Paris comes to Schenley twice zi month through this very much alive club. ljresiclent ...,... Vice-President GERMAN CLUB Roy Hamlin Samuel Ruclick Secretary .........i. ....., ..,... . . . ....., ...... ......,., ........ I L llia Katz Guarclizin .....,...,....,...............,......,,..,.,.,..,.......... ........ , .....,.......,,..,.......,.... , . Miss Rogers French Club, so liven as 21 touch of French comes to Schenley through the we get a touch of German through the German Cluh. 75 THE SCHENLEY JOU HARMONY CLUB RNAL P1'C'.'SlClCl1lI ..........., .....,...,..,...,..,A,,,.,.,,,.,,,,,,,. ,,.,v,,,,,,,. Q 111135 'ffgtihg-1' ViCC-P1'CSiClC11f --,--4- ....., C orinne Engelman Secretary-Treasurer ...,. ,,,..,,,,,,, , Xnita Freund Gllafdiflll -----------------------A--.------Y-.---v-.--A.,.-...........A..,.....................,................ Miss Reeder From Harmony, from heavenly Harmony, the universal frame began. This stimulates original composition. JUNIOR JUNTO CLUB P1'CSiClCl1f ---.,-----.. ......,........................................... ..... I 4 eah Sehenherg Vice-President ...... A... I ,illian Labowitz SCC1'Ct2l1'y ............ .... B Tiriam Portno Guardian .......,.,.....,......,,.,.,,,,,,A,,,,,,,,,,.A,,,,,4,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,4,-,.,,,,,..,,,,,4,,,, Migg, 5163543 The girls in this cluh study carefully, and learn with great success the woman- ly art of speaking, CThey seem to have much talent in this clireetion.j President ............. LEADERS CLUB Vice-President ....,. Secretary ............. Social Chairman Cfuardian .....,........... , ...........l...,............,..,...,....,,,.....,..,.......... . These girls are invaluable in the aid that they give to the Schenley's Leaders Club live forever! NATURALISTS' CLUB President ............. ..............l...............,,...,,,.,........,. Vice-President ..... Secretary ......... .....,...Dorothy Roy ......Y.li2Ltl1C1'lllC Tice ...........,......jane Foust ......fXll1lCffC Riesmeyer .,.............Miss Beach gym teachers. May ..l........,....fPaul Ryan ...........l'lelen Nelson Christine- Krauslcopf Treasurer ., .........,... XVilliam Hill Guardian ......,.........................................,.......,........,...,...........,.................,...... Mr. Smith This club promotes and develops interest in the study of President ....... ..... NEED LEWORK CLUB Vice-President ...... Secretary .......... C fuardian , ........,.................................. .. As ye sew. sew shall ye rip. PATTERNMAKERS' CLUB President ............. .............,..........................................., Vice-President . .,.. . Secretary ............ Treasurer ...... nature. Betsy Broido ,...,.Nancy Clydesdale ,.,.....-iiillllllfliill Feeny .....,.Miss McKay ......Paul Borland .......George Mayer ......Andrew Royko ......XVilliam Goff Phillips Guardian ........... , .......................................... . ....v............... , ......i... .- This club increases interest in patternmaking and industrial lines. U 76 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL SCHENLEY SERENADERS l'resiclent . .... Secretary Director .... Guardian ....................,..................................................... .........,...., .. Through the efforts of this cluh, the interest in non-orch is increased. STAGE CREW Stage-Manager . ............... A, ..,. .. Assistant Stage-Manager Carpenter ........................ Electrician ...... Guardian ................... . ......................,................................................... The Stage-Crew functions at almost every event, but it is e the Class Play. STUDENT BOARD President .....,. ........ .. Vice-President .... ..,.., S ecr eta ry ................. .... , ,...,..., ..,............ Faculty Advisers ...... ........ Il Iiss Sullivan Guardiuil .........,...........,......,..,,.,...................... . ...........,...................,...... Student gfmvernment-every school desires it. The Studen work makes it possible. TRIANGLE JOURNALISTS CLUB l'resident .l........ ......... .....,. . . ....... ,.,... . . . Vice-l resident .... ....,. Secretary ....,..... ,..... Guardian ........,. ...................... . .. ...l. , .... .......,...l...l................ ..... Louise Miller ....Rl1tl'1 Beech Betty VVest ......Miss Niebauni estral instruments ...Clair Neff ......XValter Peters ...Charles Rowan ....Andrew Young ..Miss McFarland specially useful at Harry Porter George Allebrand ........Louise Miller and Dr. Hoechst Miss Townley t Board's efficient .....David Buerger ......Reuben Cohen .Henrietta Cohen Kenyon Nlfithout this cluh our 'l'l'lZlI1glC would he impossible. Wie need not say more, hecause this fact shows that the cluh is one of the most important in Schenley. AD QUOTA CLUB l'resident . ...,..... ...... . .. Vice-President ........ . ...George Henrich .,...,...Aaron Smith Secretary ......................,......................................... . ........................... .......... R Nth C0ll111S The cluh that put the journal over. Each member has secured a half page or more of advertising for the Journal. The star of our class in securing ads was George Henrich. who obtained almost eight pages. 77 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Becker, Elizabeth Brooks, Bernard Clydesdale, Lang Cochran, Mason Cohen, Goldye Cohen, Reuben Collins, Ruth Cullen, John Davis, jacob Donovan, Richard Dowler, Henry Dreifus, Miriam Elash, Anna Fierman, Anna Frey, George Gallinger, Marion Gelder, Ivan AD QUOTA CLUB MEMBERS Gluck, Gertrude Goff, Bertha Goldstein, Helen Goldstein, M. Gordon, Isadore Henk, Alice Henrich, George Hopkins, Gibson Isaacs, Harry Johnson, Harold jones, Alexander Keil, Bessie Lieberman, Harry Little, Harriet Lydiarcl, Betty Mackley, Katherine McClements, john Mclsenahan, Morrow Morganstern, Louise Newton, Marmetta Nickens, Garfield Perkins, Rosalie Pernell, Charles Purdy, Helen Ravitch, Irene Ress, Sylvia Riggs ,Helen Rothman, Pauline Schwarzel, George Simpson, Herbert Smith, Aaron Snyder, Jennie Storch, Elizabeth Vollmer, James Woessner, Katherine STAGE CREXN 78 ive .L fy mini. , 1 -Y ,jf Awww . LpfEAi asap. ii all r 'UW' iw Q Q - 1... ., 1... C- 1 Lfingz' Athlrtira FOOTBALL The 1924 football team of Schenley succeeded in going through its City League schedule without losing a single game, and captured the first football championship in Schenley's history. Much credit for the team's success must be given to Coaches Foertsch and Zahn- iser, who did excellent work in select- ing and coaching the line team. An- other person to whom much credit should be given is Captain Ossie Ad- ams, whose brilliant leadership showed itself in every game of the season. Much could be said about the whole team, but it is enough to say that they fought, and fought hard, finally to be rewarded by gaining first place in the City League. ln the most important games of the season, the team lined up as follows: Captain, Ossie Adams, quarterbackg Susce and Dizenfeld, fullbacksg Dowl- ing, Wag1ie1', Hornyak, and Zivic, half- lxacks: Hoffman, Cockran, and Carna- han, ends, Starzynski and Avery, tack- lesg Alexander, Evans, and Newby, guards, Serilla, center. Much material of this year will be available next sca- son, and prospects seem bright for an- other Schenley championship. GAMES Sclmnley beats Allegheny 3-0. Schenley made its local 1924 City League schedule debut impressiveby defeating Allegheny, the three-year city champions. Our team greatly outplayed Allegheny, by holding them to only one first down. Schenley's line proved much the stronger, and the backfield proved the speedier and more brainy. Hornyak scored the only points of the game by a neat drop kick? from the 35- yard line, late in the third quarter. One of the features of the game was the brilliant plunging of Wagner and Susce. Srlzcnley defeats Fifth 26-0. The Schenleyteam proved it was in the chase for the city title honors when it overwhelmed the Fifth Avenue out- fit. Our boys shoved over two touch- downs after four minutes of playing, when Susce forced his way over the line with a plunge through center. The second touchdown was scored by Wag- ner. In the last two quarters Schen- ley's backfield got working, Dizenfeld scoring a touchdown in each of the sessions. Thea Fifth eleven was able to gain only two first downs, one of them coming on a penalty. THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Srlzcnlcy tvallops PVc.rfingl10u5c 28-O In gaining its third victory of the season against Westiiigliotise, Schenley stepped into first place in the Pittsburgh scholastic race. Our backfield played in a manner that astonished the whole op- posing -team. 'Captain '-Ossie Adams scored his first touchdown of the sea- son and shone by his brilliant leader- ship. Hornyak and Dowling shared honors, in the carrying of the ball, for the many large gains which the team madeg while Dizenfeld plunged through the line for two of the touchdowns. Starzynski and Avery played a brilliant defensive game. Srlmnlcy n'0tu'ns South Hills 9-0 Schenley added another victim to its list of vanquished teams when it down- ed the South Hills squad. Schenley gained the lead in the Hrst quarter, when Hornyak booted a field goal from place- ment on the 25-yard line. The second quarter was scoreless. Schenley losing the ball on the one-yard line as the half ended. In the third quarter, Schenley opened up with a powerful aerial attack. On the fourth straight forward which went from Hornyak to Hoffman, the latter grabbed the ball on the 15 yard line and ran for the only touchdown of the game. The playing of VVZLQQUCI' and Serilla was one of the high spots of the game. .Sll'1If'l11I'j' 0'Z'Fl ZiL'lIl'1'llLS Soutll 33-O Schenley continued its brilliant foot- ball playing, and gained its fifth victory' of the season by defeating the South High squad. The latter team fought hard but was not able to stop the best team of the city. Bud Dowling, the lone star of the game, scored two of the touchdowns, one on a long end run, the other on a forward pass thrown by Susceg and also ran for a 50-yard gain on one of his famous end runs. The other points were scored on touchdowns by Adams, Susce, and three goal kicks by Carnahan. .S'r1zc11I0y Dffculs Langley 12-0 Schenley kept up the good work of the season when it defeated Langley, one of the strongest teams of the city. The whole game was played during a downpour of rain, which caused fre- quent fumbling for both teams. The first touchdown was scored by Dowling, who received a forward pass from VVagner and worked his way through the Langley team. Wlagner scored the second touchdown on a plunge through center. Srlzmzlvy Crzrslzvs Pcaltody 18-O Schenley completed its city schedule by defeating Peabody, its ancient rival. This game might well be called the best of the season. Our team set a high standard by Hashing a brilliant offensive game and a strong defense. The stands were packed with Schenley cheerers who cheered mightily as they watched their rivals fall before the champions of the city. The first touchdown was scored by Vllagner after Dowling had carried the ball close to the goal line on a 25- yard end run. The second touchdown was scored on fast forward pass from I-lornyak to Adams who ran l5 yards. The last six markers were scored on a series of plunges by Dizenfeldg a block- ed punt by Starzynski behind Schenley's goal line-3 and the covering of the punt by Carnahan. ' 80 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL BASKETBALL The prospects for a good Schenley basketball team are very bright judging from the large amount of material, both new and old, that presented itself when the call for candidates was issued. Wlien the journal ,went to press, the elimina- tion had not yet begun and it would have been impossible to predict who would represent our team this year. Among' last year's men are: Dizenfeld, this year's captaing Avery, Hornyak, Zivic, and Amentrout. The season opens on the sixth of January when Sehenleyl plays at West- Feb 10-Schenley at South Feb. 13-Schenley at Allegheny Feb. 17-Schenley at South Hills Feb. 20-Fifth Ave. at Schenley Feb 24-Open Feb 27-Schenley at Peabody SWIMMING inghouse. The schedule is as follows' jan. 6-Schenley at Westiiigliotise jan. 9-Schenley at South jan. 13-South I-Iills at Scheuley jan. jan. 16-Allegheny at Schenley 420-Schenley at Langley -Ian. 23-Open jan. 27-Fifth at Schenley Schenley's 1925 swimming team un der the coaching of Mr Blair will pre- sent one of the strongest teams of all the city high schools. In past seasons the very successful work of our swim- ming teams has brought much honor to Schenley. We are sure this season's team will not take away from that honor, but will add more to it. The per- sonnel of our team this season will be much the same as last season's team, as few swimmers have been lost by gradu- ation. Among those of the last team are Simpson, Hartje, Le Fevre, and jan. 30-.Peabody at Schenley Marshall, who composed the invincible Feb. 3-WCSllllgllUllSC at Schenley relay team which went through the Feb. 6-Schenley at Langley whole season undefeated. FOOTBALL TEAM ' 81' LEADERS CLUB ' 4 V ' A Q 117 . ii If f L 2 li SWIMMING ot a very successful year for Schenley girls November 25 marked the end in the swimming pool. Our girls lost but one meet during' the season and succeeded in winning the Championship Meet ol' the Senior Iligh Schools of .Pittsburgh lor the ninth successive year. Under a new arrangeinent this year Miss 'lfopp has cliarge of all girls' ath- letic teams and swimming' classes. while Miss Beach, Miss Hartley, and Miss Qloyee have charge of the various gym- nasium classes. 'llhe excellent coaching of Miss Topp, with the earnest ellorts of the manager, .Nliee Meysenburg. and the captain. Helen MacCloskey, augmented by the hard Work of the girls themselves, may he seen in the record ol the following meets: 6lDetobe1' 9-Sehenley 33g Allegheny 17 39g Hills ll 15-Sehenley 22-Sehenley 355 West. 15 29-Sehenley 22g Langley 28 November 5-Sehenley 415 South 9 13-Sehenley 375 Fifth 13 17-'For feited by 'Peabocly 20-Novice A1661-XNIOII by Schenley' 25-Championship Meet- VVon by Sehenley The girls who won their letters are: Marion Campbell Mabel Ednian Hilda Hotzcl Betty Kern lileanor Kirkpatriclc Billie Matthews Helen MaCCloskey, Billie Taylor Captain .-'Xnnabel Turner ' Alice Meysenburg, Manager BASKETBALL VV e are in hopes that the basketball season will be as successful for our girls as the swimming season has been. The following schedule has been arranged: QI'anua1'y 9-South at Sehenley 16-Sehenley at Westiiigliouse 30-Sehenley at South Hills February 6-Langley at Schenley 13-Allegheny at Schenley 20-Schenley at Fifth 27-Peabody at Sehenley THE SCI-IENLIEY IOURNAI GIRLS SVVIMMTNG TEAM CHEER LEADERS 84 ll ' LAUGH I nl.IlllQ'l1. and the world will laugh with you. So laugh away, dear old friend- lf you want something to laugh at, 'Vhcu upon us youll depend. 'lust for that very same reason I-lore you'll Bud jokes quite galore, jokes that are suhtilc :md light ones, Still there are lllillly kinds more. llilllgll if the joke is ll good one, Lzuigh at it if it is poor, .Xml if the joke is about you, Laugh, and your hurts it will cure. ldlllgll, when those jokes you are read- ing, l-z1ugl1 with your whole might :md V main, 'l'hcn since you'll show that you like them, VVe'll know that our work wasn't vain. IRENE RAVITCH 85 V THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL CLASS WILL TO ALL VVI-IOM IT MAYT CONCERN: We, the February Class of 1925, being in what we believe to be a perfectly sane and sober condition, calm, in the realization that our school life at Schenley is rapidly approaching its culmination, and regretful at the proximity of this dire consummation, do hereby make known this, our last will and testament. ITEM To our dearly beloved friend and guardian, namely, Mr. Ira Hiram Cloos, we bequeath most sincere gratitude for favors received, and our best wishes that he may have the inestimable pleasure of being guardian to future classes almost as good as this. ITEM To Mr. Fred LeRoy Homer, we bequeath sincere thanks for a passing grade. and a pint bottle of cough syrup, which, we trust, will alleviate li'enelope's wheez- ing as she slowly wends her weary way up Centre Avenue. ITEM To the Revered Faculty of Schenley High School, we bequeath hearty con- gratulations for graduating such at brilliant and remarkable class' as February '25, so intellectual, and so renowned for erudition. The Faculty. we are sure, is to be congratulated upon its unqualified success. ITEM i To the future seniors, courageous in their vain attempt to equal our record. we bequeath, our honorable and dignified offices with their resultant mien of im- portance and dignity. To these we relinquish our greatest ambitions. our greatest 2-spirations,-our senior class meetings. ITEM .... To the class of June '25, we leave and bequeath An ever-present, effervescent, spirit of companionship and devotion as ex- emplified by G. M. C. and H. L. VVhat remains of four patience, sorelyi tried by wrist-size rings, and inhuman and most terrifying proofs. ITEM . And we especially favor the following individuals and combines-with these bequests- To the succeeding -Iournal Staff, three verses, two stories. one cut, and a half of a joke about two Irishmen and a -lewy VVe'll vouch for the joke' CML Homer made itj. To the following' classes, our beloved guardian. Mr. I. H. Cloos. May they treat him well! To future exponents of the gentle art of -bluffing, the consummate skill of Garrulous George Frey. To followers of the Muse of Music, the musical talents of the Direful Duo. the Bilious Bills, Frank and Eisenbeis. 86 Tllli SCI-lQl2Nl,l1IY JOURNAL To succeeding orators, the forensic abilities of VVilliam Randolph. And to future bellcs, the alluring anfability of .-'Xnnabell' Turner, 'the pleasing personality of Ethel Beltz, and the genial good-fellowship of Dorothyi Roy. VVe do hereby appoint Remoh Derf, which is the eccentric Gentleman in 202, fwe mean the lndianj as sole executor of this, our last will and testament. In witness whereof, we, the remarkable, respectful, and respected class of February, 1925, do hereunto subscribe our name and seal. A. MURDOCH JONES, Attorney-at-Law, Convict-at-Large. VVitnesses- HARRY and ILLMISR B. lilfNYfjN. Just Writing! Now write a funny poem, Our stern Al -lones had said, Vile need it for the journal, Now hur1'y, use your head. And so, my thoughts collected, I try to write a pome, liut cannot make it funny, Because my thoughts all roam. How can I w1'ite with humor, X!VllCI'l grade-cards soon are due, If you ask Mr. Homer, He'll say my thoughts are few. And so since time is Hying, And since 1 cannot think, l'll stop this weary writing, And save a lot of ink! IRENE RAVITCH A hundred years ago today, A wilderness was here, A man with powder in his gun VVent forth to hunt a deer. But now the times have changed some- what, Along a different plan. A clear with powder on her nose, Goes forth to hunt a man. PRIVATE PUFF 87 THIL SCHPNLFYT ,,.,- OURN.-XI. H- 1. r H1 P 7 5'u3 Y. y. , j N A Q --.a2?Si'7i .Aff vb ii th.. K Wi. . 'X 52 g-Zig: fm: .--- - . A .' . .4 F:-Y? X Q ' K K, , -'4-1 K I ' f f .-. 1 ,. -Q ' X ff x. - f -,X f I -,,,-gl? ' G5 J -... L' ,KX .f-la ' R1 .- 3 ? .. ,. A, . , 1 M., X WW: f ' X 6, was , .-f:v,.1'X? ' an 'Q '- YYEWZUS3 7K ,V--wnSfl?Jf?3W'v fb. vw -ww raw' Qgfxj, I j '21 nf' .XQTENNJUQ USN' ' . , X4 1z','f!S ' I 5- Z . I s 5 mf 3955 : .., W Q 5 , ,gag ' 5 'Q ' .fm X ,www X v . DRERMS 1111 SLH1'.Al,QliY .TOURX XL Compliments of J, J. COYNE BELL PHONE FRANKLIN BE L FRANKLIN nf- V Duo Goldie Manufacturing Corporation CONCRETE BUILDING BLOCKS 531 Trenton Avenue and P. R. R. WILKINSBURG, PA 89 THE SCI-IENLEY JOURNAL COMPLIMENTS OF PRESS C. DOWLER Architect Bell Phone Grant 7552-W Cleaning Pressing 8a Repairing All Work Neatly Done F. C. HOLDER Merchant Tailor Suits Made to Order Grant 1294-R Kaufman Motor Co. 2111-13 Center Ave. BATTERY SERVICE, GASOLINE AND OIL Tires and Tubes 2150 Center Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. Our Prices can't be beat r Get' Your Next Suit Made at 2405 Wylie AVCHLIC 1714 Murray Ave. Home Cooked Meals Delicious Coffee, Excellent Sandwiches cpen till 2 A. M. S. LEFF Cleaning - Pressing - Repairing Home Tele. Grant 4796-W Private Exchange 0650 Hemlock EILER LUMBER 81 MILL COMPANY LUMBER PRODUCTS Wharton St. at So. 23rd St. PITTSBURGH, PA. THE SCI-IIQNLEY JOURNAL Was Shott Shot, or Nott Shot? .-X duel was recently fought by james Short and john Nott. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. There was a rumor that Nott was not shot, and Shott avows that he shot Nott, which proves either that the shot Short shot at Nott was not shot, or that Nott was shot notwithstanding. Circumstantial evidence is not always good. At the trial it may be made to appear that the shot Shott shot shot Nott, or, as acci- dents with firearms are frequent, it may be possible that the shot Shott shot, shot Short himself, when the WhOlC'Z1l:fai1' would resolve itself into its original ele- ments, and Short would be shot and Nott would not. XVC think, however, that the shot Short shot shot not Shott, but Nutt: anyway, it is hard to tell who was shot and who was not, although we are sure that Shott was Shott and Nott was Nutt. Ex e H A N G12 Ploeger tdoing water power problem in physicsj How do you do this dam problem. anyway? D. ll. P.: XN'hat are the constituents of quartz? -lunior: l.'ints. lie: lN'ould you accept a pet monkey? She: Oh, l would have to ask father tirst, this is so sudden. judge: .4Xren't you ashamed to be seen here so often? Drunk: Uh, not at all, Qhicj, this place is quite respectable compared to some l've been seen in. 5' 0489 Lafayette Ben Phone l 0490 Lafayette Southern Buick Sales Co. Pioneer Garage of the South Hills 758-60-62-64 Brownsville Road KARL D. STORCH, Prop. Mount Oliver Station Pittsburgh, Pa. Pittsburgh Electric 81 Mfg. Co. 7301 Penn Ave. PGH., PA. Electrical Supplies 25 Fixtures Phone Franklin 5100-5105 THE SCHENLEY IOURNAL u '-.-'-' X 1 IM V ' 5, - f' I fm N all 'E i Patient: 'Tre been worried about my complexion lately, look at my face. Doctor: You'll have to diet. Patient: Oh, I never thought of that. Xlihat color would become me best ? lVords fail me, muttered Isaclore Libson, as he flunlced the spelling exam. JXDAPTED HISTORY Bless you. child, l can remember way baelc when your Grandpa was courting me and he brought MacDonald's Car- amels. regularly, Yes, they're just as toothsome today as they were when we were all young. ,-Xnd her tfiranclson laughingly replied: Yes, but now MacI,Jonald's make all kinds of Confeetions, Ices and lee Creams, while their Lunches are so popular their Schenley store is always crowded and they have enlarged their l,ibertv Avenue Tea Room. 9- i yr I WWW 'cze -qi?0Ild0IUf'm2'Qy6ll'C8 Open Evenings Until 11:30 Schenley Apartments 4012 Fifth Avenue - Schenley 6147 Downtown Store 535 Liberty Avenue - Smithfield 0819 Ai Bun: 5: Goos: W r HEN you're buying fruit you can readily determine for yourself whether it is the kind you want in size, appearance and condition of ripeness. But the last and most important mark of quality-the Havor-remains a mystery to you until you have eaten the fruit. It is to meet this situation that the American Fruit Growers Inc. created its Blue Goose trademark-a symbol of delicious flavor in fruits and vegetables. American Fruit Growers Inc. General Offices - Pittsburgh, Pa. 92 THE SCHIQNLEY JOURNAL WATE We-Fu-go and Scaife Purification Systems, Softening and Filtration for Boiler Feed and A11 Industrial Uses. SCAIFE STANDARDIZED FEED WATER OF UNIFORM SOFTNESS liliminatcs scale from boilers and turbines and maintains highest efficielicy in power plant operation. S1fJN'lJ FOR BULLETIN NO. 189 Facts About VVatcr Purification for Steam Generation. is WATER FILTERS All Sizes and Capacities For the removal of bacteria and other suspended matter, also simplicity of operation. Q9 CAIFE FILTER 93 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL STORAGE HOUSEHOLD GOODS ONLY Separate Rooms Furniture Packers Padded Motor Vans Experienced Men SH ANAH AN TRANSFER 'K COMP Y STORAGE 3500 Fifth Avenue, at McKee Place 7535 Penn Avenue, at Braddock Avenue Lowest Insurance Pardon, Annabel, me thinks that thou art sitting on my new chapeauf' I-Iorrors! Dreadful! I'm so sor- Save your tears, old dear, no damage, tho you sat on my darling G. TOY HAT! 85.00, 957.50 'ES S10 Millinery Specialty Shop Compliments of Rosenberg 81 Frishman 1327 Fifth Ave. Parisian Short Vamp Shoes for'Women Florsheim Shoes for Men Clark 8: Jenkins COMPLIMAENTS Prescription Druggists QF 7900 Frankstown Avenue, Cor. Oakwood St. Ph : A Bell Franklin QOZJZTSP. 8: A. East 579 A PITTSBURGH, PA. Suits YEE LIM Chinese 1 Mdse. Cleaned FIRST cuss LAUNDRY Nm and ----n-:-- and X Pressed 5863 FORBES ST. Teas , SQUIRREL HILL POST OFFICE THE, SCHENLEY JOURNAL CHENN LOOK YOUR BEST Permanent Waving - Hair Cutting - Hair Ornaments IN FACT All Our Service Is Comfortable and Particular 126 SO. HIGHLAND AVE. Montrose 0619 Nut: l know it man who can play :1 piano for thirty-six hours. Meg: 'l'l1:1t s nothing. my kid sister ean play The Stars :md Stripes For- ever. . ..T Mrs. Clztncey, yer child is lmclly spoiled. 2161 Gawain wid yezf' VVell, il you don't believe it come and see what the steam roller did to it. NVillie: Mauna, may lf go Out! to play ? Mama: VVhat, with those holes in your trousers ? VVillie: No, with the kids across the street. I Phone Grant 5565 SIDE-DOOR AMBULANCE-SEDAN T. POOLE Funeral Director W. Service Day and Night Wylie Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. Donated by a FRIEND Compliments of UNITED STATES REALTY C0. UNION TRUST BLDG. CITY 95 THE, SCI-IENLEY IGURNAL N X Uhr Obliuvr AUP. liar Svhup f ' i 'rue shop of Style : ,fr ' A. ig X 208 Oliver Avenue YV 4. ,fra xiii. wr' x Xlfiffw f ifl . 'riff x Always showing exclusive millinery at popular prices featuring style of foremost Parisian copies at prices from 5.00 to 15.00 P.-XRODIES ON IJALLEGRO Hence, loathed Henry Ford VVho litters up our streets and avenues, VV ho obstructs all our views VV ith myriad honks and squeaks of dif- ferent chord! Think upisome other way Of making money not so dangerous, And pleasanter for us, And thus pedestrians from danger free XV ho oft have climbed a tree To give thy motley cohorts right ot way. Hence, loathed hist'ry eight, By Cloos and by MacCroskey ever taught In Sehenley classrooms hot, 'Mongst many a clammy sweat and nervous strain! Find out some hist'ry shark, Wliere problems of Democracy do stay And Civics ever playg 'lfhere under big fat brains and homely looks, .XS ugly as thy books, ln that poor vietinfs brain forever dwell. iVlA'I l'IllZXV ilN1REI.L, 114 lithel: How dare you swear before me Fi' Bill: How was I to know you want- ed to swear first ? -XDAPTED 96 'l' H li S C H Y ,I 0 U ,la N A L Compliments of S. SANIEL B. K. ELLl0TT C0. OPTICIANS have opened a NEW STORE 4010 FIFTH AVE. fSchenley Apartmentsj for the accurate filling of Oculists Prescriptions and Repairing of Glasses ACCURACY GUARANTEED Your patronage solicited MAIN STORE-126 SIXTH ST. YOUNG FELLOWS CLOTHES- -of the better grade- Z Snappy models-all wool perfect it are the only kind that bear the Rud- olph labels. They are made in the best shops and represent the last minute fashions. J. A. RUDOLPH is Co. 710 PENN AVENUE OILKING OIL BURNER An Absolutely Safe, Clean and Trouble-Free Method of Cooking and Heating with Cheap, Heavy Fuel Oils Under Natural Draft Frank B. lVlcKelvy Electric Co., lnc. Sole Distributors for Pennsylvania 737 Warrington Ave., Pittsburgh, Pa. Phone Lafayette 6000 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Banking Title Insurance Trust Service I Mortgage Investments Qizffezfi Uifzfe ef? Zfiaisif Fourth G'Gr-ant I3ittsbur5I:.Pa. RESOURCES S7,000,000.00 FUR SPECIALIST Tel. Hazel 1584-J 5804 FORBES ST. LU WEINER Squirrel Hill Furs Made, Remodeled, Cleaned and Stored Bell Phone Hiland 1824 Our Motto- Service Plus Quality Free Delivery to all parts of the City QUALITY MARKET T. CAPUTO, Prop. Fresh and Smoked Meats, Groceries and Produce Poultry Dressed to Order 6363 Penn Ave., E. E., Pittsburgh, Pa. Geo. W. Ziegler Machinery Co. Machinery, Equipment, and Supplies For Contractors, Mines, and Industrial Plants 528 First Avenue Pittsburgh, Pa. Real Estate Renting Mortgages Insurance Union Real Estate Company Bell Phones: Court 5757-5758 A. J. ABERMAN, Manager Union Bank Building Fourth Ave. 8: Wood St., Pittsburgh, Pa. A'Hzwe you any pies like mother used to make 7' VVhy, CC1'iZlIllIy.u 'I'hcu give me :1 piece of cake. Mr. Hoiner: IN-'lint did Milton write after his wife died? Smith: Pzu':1cIi.se Rf.'gZlIllCK,I.-I Mr. Clams: McLenal1an, if you were on a street-czir, and saw :L lady stand- ing. what would you do 7' T. Morrow: Oh, I dunno. Mr. Cloos: XNIeII, what does your father do ? T. IX'Iorrow: I'retends he's asleep. JXDAPTED. Soph: Did you ever take chloforin ?'I Frosh: No, who teaches it F THLTSCHIENLEY JOURNAL 9 There are many occasions when the student is called on to send a gift of some kind to a Friend. One great point in favor of sending a nice box of Candy is, that candy its in on nearly every occasion, and is always appreciated. A box cf Candy adds joy to the Sunday evening call, it- paves the way for closer friendship and helps out in a thousand ways. If you have in mind a real Gift Package, we would suggest the R. V. B. package Reymer's Very Best. Other Gift Packages are the Fruit and Nut, A11 Nut, and the Milk Package-these may be pur- chased at the REYMER STORES or at any of our agencies. 99 THE SCHENLILY JOURNAL Gems From English Classes V An abnormal girl is one who has tak- en a degree from a normal school. Milton's married life was unhappy. 'He married three wives in succession. f Macbeth saw the ghost of Bancroft. , Julius Caesar was a great conqueror. He conquered Gaulg and wrote a book ior beginners in Latin. ' 2 An idiomatic sentence is one that is sort of crazy. i Massachusetts was settled on account of religious freedom, of which they all about died the first winter. A timid little Freshie ' To the journal Box did corne. He dlgopped in his penny And waited for the gum. MIRROR A peach was walking down the street A girl with soft brown hair, .X beck. a wink, a smile, a nod, :Xnd then it was a pair. lixcnaxoia A Freshman stood on the burning deck But he had no concern He stood i11 perfect safety He was too green to burn. Excnsxma Mr. Homer: XN'hat's the name of your book report ? Kenneth Taylor: You win-QI-'lugh XYynnej M. li.: lYhere's Harriet ? l. R.: I don't know. M. B.: XVell, tl1Cl1-WVllCl'C'S Syl- van 7' Emmerich Confectionery Store 1808 Brownsville Road Carrick, Pa. Kl.lNGl.ER'S Home Dressed Meats CARRICK, PA. Schenly 0255 5 New Idea Shoe Factory Foot-ball Shoe Rebuilding a Specialty 2515 Wylie Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. Franklin 0306-J GEORGE G. HILL Gladys M. Hill 7730 Susquehanna Street Pittsburgh, Pa. Representative ' Radiant Guaranteed Hosiery 100 llll SCI-I1iNLEYI'6'U'RNAL .-': ' ...1 ,. . 1... e 'mf 4 UHIP1' 5 W For the Graduate ARE Moser GRACEFUL CJ Q: GIFTS f w , 1 X --6 dl' Make sure her pleasure is unalloyed .t.l,.., RANDOLPH 8: McCLEMENTS P ESTABLISHED 1882 5936 Penn Avenue East End One Store-Hiland 2500 cfnies ri hi, you! I THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Z Compliments to THE CLASS OF JAN. 1925 ' ROBINSON '25 BROWN .WHOLESALE JEWELERS 410 PITTSBURG'H LIFE BLDG. WM. FRANK S. BERNSTEIN Hazel 3014 Fancy Groceries Deike's Alleghenians r Meats Dance Orchestra A SPECIALTY 2 'A i JAs.'rRoTTER T- Franklin 658911 2630 Wylie Avenue I good Wtairkganship S thilqlgong 5 7 easona e rices mi e 2 2 S Work Called for and Delivered Qualify' MCHYS, lP0l11'ffy 31 Fish Walter W. Hendrickson Tailor and Cleaner -V Maker of Fashionable Clothes ' . C1 ' . 3700 PENN AVE Reijlziiilgg 2203 Wylie Avenue PA. Altering U V pressing Pittsburgh, Pa. Goldendale Butter Eliinwild Eggs A MOELLENBROCK 81 LYLE FANCY TAND STAPLE GROCERS Bell Phones: 1314-1315-1316 Hazel FORBES AND DALLAS AVE. 102 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL COMPLIMENTS OF The School Lunch Department The quality of soup is never strained, lit droppeth as the rain from ladle deep into the howl beneath. It is twice blest: It feedeth Schenley boys as well as girls. 'Tis mightiest on n Monday at lirst lunch, Becoming weaker as the week rolls O11. It's taste doth show the force of onionis power That vegetable of awful force and power Vhfherein doth sit the dread of teachers dear: For when our soup contains this O1'llOll'S spray It doth enhance the breath of all of us. In justice to our friends, we one and all Should willingly eschew our onion soup. BERNARD GROSSMAN Mr. Cloos: How many are there in this class Pl' Pupil: Forty-six. Mr. Cloosz There should be 57. Pupil: No, there shouldnit, Heinzes don't can nuts. Son: Papa, give me a nickel. Papa: VVhy, son, you're too big to be begging for nicklesf' Son: I guess yOLl,1'C riglii, pa, make it Z1 dime. THE LEATHERNECK UfVaslz.j I-Ie: You are the sunshine of' my life. Your smile dispels all clouds. hh' ith you at my side I could defy all storms of life. She: Is this a proposal or 11 weather report P PI'rTsBURGH RRESS , 103 'l' H li. S Cll ICN 1-12 Y .IU U R X .-X I, May R. Baxmyer Teacher of Voice . Studio-237 N. Dithridge sr. Wednesdays Residence Studio: 1220 Brownsville Road Carrick Phone Carrick 2278 - STOP AND SEE AL at Murray Ave. Fruit and Confectionery for Ice Cream, Candy, Fresh Fruits, Lunch, Etc. Cor. Murray Ave. 8: Hazelwood Ave. Phone Fisk 3534 G. W. KEIL '55 CO. Grain and Hay 4022 BUTLER STREET PITTSBURGH, PA. 'l'e:lel1e1': VVl1z1t clues .-X. D. sta ljllllilu .4Xfter llzxrkf' Exon ANGP: Senior: l rc-slmicz NN'l1cn flu you expect graduate ? Senior: livery year. Exc11ANun: lJuClul'Z 'il nd U1 flon't like your heart ac- tion. Yon've had swine trouble with .-Xnginzr Pectoris. gcniur: Youre right, clue, only that Illllll ller nznnef' lix c'11ANc:H .Xll men :irc horn free :incl equal, lun must of them get 1n:u'riecl. Tu I2 Hunan THN LINE G. W. LEITNER Phone Schenley 0693-R The Ebenezer Tailoring Shop Tailor and Cleaner Maker of Fashionable Clothes COMPLIMENTS OF Julius H. Cohen Cleaning Altering PITTSBURGH, PA- 712 PENN AVE. Pressing 2336 WYLIE AVE. 104 THE SCl4lQl?1NLliYJi1OURNAL What Will You Do? After you have graduated from high school or college, what will be your future fcourse? This is a subject which should be given considerable thought. Public utility service offers opportunities which should appeal to young men and women who are seeking a Field in which to serve a great community, such as the Pittsburgh District., Applications are sought from High School and College graduates so that positions which are avail- able may be filled as soon as possible. ' These ap- plications should be addressed to the Duquesne Light Company, attention Employment Manager, 435 Sixth Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa. DUQUESNE LIGHT COMPANY IOS THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL There was a young fellow named Mr A girl: he would never asr. But his record was marred For he fell very hard For a blond, when he met her and Kr Mr. Homer: VX7here was Shakes peare horn ? VVise Senior: Ben Avon. Mr. Homer: Y ou must 11162111 Ava- lon. Qlsaugh anyway, we need a grade in Englishj Mr. Cloos: Strange, how your reci tation 1'CIl1l1'IClS 111e of Quebec. 57 Frey How come? Mr. Cloos: Built on a blufffl good Prof.: You have a great talent for painting. Sweet Young Thing: Oh, Profes- sor, how can you tell? Prof.: lfVhy, I can see it in your face. He: How long did it take you to learn to skate? She: Oh, about a dozen sittings. Hlvlll getting rare work from the l l'C5l1l'l1Cl1 this yearf' Rare ? z Yes, not well done. . - . Hi: My horse knows almost as much as I do. Si: lNell, ClO11,t tell anybody, you might want to sell llllll some day. 106 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Fairall Wall Paper Company WALQL PAPER Paints, Varnishes 55 Mouldings 320 Third Ave. 323 Second Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. Phones Court 1261-1262 L. E. scmnelrz A Choice Family Groceries, Flour, Feed and Grain 621 Hazelwood Avenue V PITTSBURGH, PA. Phone Hazel 9445 Fifteenth Ward COMPLIMENTS OF B A B C 0 C K LUMBER COMPANY Frick Bldg., PITTSBURGH, PA. Bell Phone Hazel 4558 ' JOSEPH CRIIVIENI General Contractor All Garage Building and Foundation Work 4372 Murray Avenue Pittsburgh, Pa. Near Hazelwood Ave. 7 kinds of Cement Work, THE, SCHENLEY JOURNAL KAYES Tea Room Cakes - Pastries - Sodas Chocolates - Bon Bons Forbes at Bouquet Oak1and's Foremost Store The Goodwill Industries 2801 Liberty Ave. A kindly, yet scientific charity that aims to mend broken men and women by mending broken furniture, worn clothing, etc. Take a Goodwill Bag! Call Grant 3717 Not Charity-But a Chance- Mr. Cloos: Why is it that most wo- men clon't vote F E. Storeh: l5eez1use they never reach twenty-one. ...im W, -Iohnnie: Papa, is it correct to say you water the horse, when you give him WZltCl'?l, Papa: VVhy surely, son. -Iohnnie: Then I guess I'll go out zmrl milk the cat. NORWIN Rare Variety: .-'Xny girl can be guy in :L classy coupe, In at taxi they all can be jolly, lint the girl worth while is the one who can smile, XV hen you're taking her home on the trolley. Tim FORECAST JOS. GORDON SIXTH AND WYLIE Aves. min:-inn 1uu..uninu1un The latest styles in Young men's clothes and furnishings An exclusive feature The Auto Compact Hat Ccopyrighted 19245 Most perfect folding hat made To be had at l Mack's Hat Shop Makers and Renovators of Mens' hats 209 Seventh Street 108 ll1L SQH1 XLEY JOURNAL THE CARRICK BANK CARRICK, PA. .9332 Capital s5o,ooo.o0 Surplus ss5,o00.Ao Drink Plenty Of PJECI6M'3UNKI MILK There's Health in Every Drop 109 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL L. Allen: l'VVliat is a 'Dark I-Iorse'? l've heard that term used so much in political speeches. I. R.: A candidate for the Qetc., etc.j ' L. Allen: Oh, I thought it was a black pony. Dr. Lewey: I never fail anyone' QGeneral show of clelightj You always Hunk yourselves. CNot so goody' Mr. Cloos: XVhere is PO1'l2S1'11OL'ltl'1?U Stude: I clon't know exactly. Mr. Cloos: Oh, yes, Portsmouth is in Maine, in the state of New Hamp- shire. Watch Your Balance Grow The Best Way to Save is to Begin Start now with a Savings Account at the Bloomfield Trust Company 4740 Liberty Avenue or the Garfield Bank Penn and Winebiddle Avenues which is owned by the 'Bloomfield Trust Company Forward Electric Shop 5816 Forward Ave. We Deliver Anything Right To Your Door SANDOMIRE PHARMACY HAZEL1450 The Service Drug Store 5805 Forbes St., near Murray , , I Q Telephone Appliances Repairing Hazel 3615 Wiring Prescriptions Our Specialty Full Line lof Latest Magazines Hazel 5616-J' M. DANCOFF Wall Paper of Distinction and Interior Decorating 1915 Murray Avenue Squirrel Hill Pittsburgh, Pa. Call for Appointment Bell Phone Schenley 6113 BETTY Ronoeas BEAUTY PARLORS 312 North Craig St., Pittsburgh 110 THE SCI-IENLEY JOURNAL C, Reizenstein 81 Sons 711 LIBERTY AVE. Pittsburh's Oldest Gift Shop with the newest gift things Collegiate Clothes for Schenley Boys ABELS if RESS 1010-1014 Fifth Avet PITTSBURGH, PA. BELL TELEPH ONE-GRANT 2692 3585 Fisk Bell Phones Res. 3585 Fisk Brown 25' Co. WM. GOFF, Manager AWNINGS AND TENTS Covers and Tarpaulins Woolstlayer nand Main Streets PITTSBURGH, PA. 111 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL J. K. Davison 3 Bro. Allegheny River Sand and Gravel Exclusively River, Rail, Truck and Wagon Shipments 42nd and Davison Streets PITTSBURGH, PA. . . . 5 I ,, 1 , Waitress servinf 'onn ' looks like rain, sir. Diner: Yes, and tastes like dish- water. L.--...- A fire recently broke out in at deaf and dumb asylum, and one of the inmates broke his thumb screaming fire W CRoCUs judge: XYho brought you here ? lnebriated Personage: Two pleesh- mem. judge: Drunk, I suppose ? I. P.: Yes, shir. Both of 'em. Sophomore: Yon're so sweet! Freshmen: Oh, thank' you l Sophomore: But sweet things get sickening. , 1 V A Grave Mistake Hello, il want to order 21 box for tomorrow. VVhat size ? There will be six in the party. But they only come in single sizes. NVe'll have to have it made special. Say, is this the Nixon ?', New, it's the undertaken Excimwzis ,llC2I.CllCl'I :'Xncl what was lblasliing- ton's Fzn'c-well Address F 'Bright Hoy: Heaven, m:t'zLm. EXCIIANGIE Cheerful thought: The Yanks are COll'llllg',u lnnnmed the dentist, as he prepztrerl for :in extraction. O cviuxr Us 112 TI-IE SCHEN LEY JOURNAL ALTSCHULERS soni-GRILL Center Ave. above Craig St. LIGHT LUNCHES FINEST PASTRIES DELICIOUS SANDWICI-IES l.. G. PISANO Grocery and Fruits 307 FORWARD AVE. Squirrel Hill Confectionery 5837 Forward Av. Tobacco, Candy - and Lunches E. BEBR, Prop. SCHENLEY TAILORING C0. S. ROSSI, Prop. Phone: Schenley 1538 42-0 S. Craig St. Pittsburgh, Penna. First Class Ladies' and fGent's Garments Made to Order. Dyeing, Cleaning, Pressing, Altering and Repairing MONTHLY CONTRACT RATES Goods called for and Delivered Hazel 0136-J Edmund Schwager Cleaning, Dyeing, Pressing and Repairing 130 HAZELWOOD AVENUE PITTSBURGH, PA. -Tosh: This niateh won't strike. Fresh: That's funny, It struck a minute agofl These jokes are great inventions: The school gets all the fame, The printer gets the money And the joke Ecls. all the blame. QRIOLIE Frey: Do you serve lobsters here Fl' lliaitressz Oh, yes, we serve any- body. My brother's taking up Spanish, Frenell, Italian, Hebrew, German, and Scotch. lVhere does he study all that?l' Stucly? He doesn't study. He runs an elevator. MAROON AND XVHITE. 113 ' THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Established 1877 KINGSBACHER BROS, MANUFACTURERS AND IMPORTERS OF Jewelry and Novelties Diamonds and Watches 637 LIBERTY AVE. PITTSBURGH, JUSEPH A. KING FLOWERS COMPLIMENTS Nixon Theatre Bldg, OF 413 Sixth Ave. PITTSBURGH, PA. BOB GUE A distinctive service and per- sonal attention pertaining to all your needs, ex- pressed by Howers. PHONE GRANT 8724 We Deliver Everywhere 5th Ave. '65 Graeme S BETTER BRUSHES, INC. HCOMPLIMENTS Students Wanted to take orders FROM A FRIEND PART OR WHOLE TIME OF THE Fifth Ave. Arcade STUDENTS Mr. Trescott Adam-ic 0822 THE SCI-IENLEY JOURNAL foo, JLzf-Eva: Voice: l,-.lello is this the weather maui? Yes Voice: How uhuut :L shower this :Lf- tc1'noo11?', lf vou need one, take it. VVaiter: ,'Xucl how clicl you limi the steak, sir l':Lt.ron: OIL very easily. I pushed a hczm to one side, :md there it wnsf' VICTOR CARLSON Jeweler Optician 4303 BUTLER ST. PITTSBURGH, PA. Home Cooked Meals Just Like Home For people who are particular about their food try the delicious meals at Uncle J oe's Murray Restaurant 1715 MURRAY AVE. Squirrel Hill The K. and T. Market 2118 WYLIE AVE. The Home of High Grade Meats and Groceries Formerly the , Red Front Market Respectably Yours Frey, Jones, Layton UNLIMITED Expounders Plenipotentiary Expostulators Extraordinary Agitators of Pedagogues and Inherent Geniuses HARRY BURCIN MEATS is GROCERIES 311 FORWARD AVE. 5 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Why Experiment? on sewing' machines. Start Right, buy the Light running WHITE. Sold on easy terms, Free Lessons. XVe also sell other makes in new and used machines. Repairs and parts for any machine. Henistitehing 104 cents per yard. WHITE SEWING MACHINE CGMPANY 110-6th St. Opposite Alvin Theater PITTSBURGH, PA. L. G. WESLEY 0RR Can Procure Your 1925 License in 24 Hours 4643 BAUM BLVD. Handle all kinds of Notary Work Bo Bv Bo Barber Shop HAIR BOBBING A SPECIALTY Shoe Shine Cigars 2340 WYLIE AVE. PITTSBURGH, PA. Miss BilZlCl:Zll'lZlllCl Cpieking ineinbers for stage erewj : You donlt smoke ci- zirettes, do yon? No, but I can give you Z1 cigar. ADAP'l'lED J - Mr. Kenyon: David, my boy, you were' horn to be :L writer. D. B. B.: XVhy, professor, what makes you think so P Mr. li.: You have such :L splendid ezu' for c:u'rying a pen. If Ford keeps on reducing the price of his cur, XVoolworth will be the gen- eral cli'strilmuto1'. Tun I-IoUG11ToN LINE Cullen: lVell, I must be off. Jones: I thought so too the first time I saw youf, 116 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL George S. Daugherty Co. CANNED PGCDS New YoRK PITTSBURGH CHICAGO Columbia Music Company The WW l Brunswick Phonograph Excels for these FIVE REASONS: 1. All-wool Ov31L1'5Jne Amplifier. 2. The Balance 1 . 3. Superb Cabinet Work. 4. Silent Running Motor. 5. Ultona Plays All Records. Columbia: Music Co. S,j2jWi2ff,m 'g2gl0'QQ, The Old Reliable store, fi .- ' ' . in i ,' fl ,- :turn - 'i 1' W 1. 145 i.i l ii':lF li l'-if 13 x M FT S -A W i, 101 Sixth St., Pittsburgh, Pa. john F.. Henk, Mgr. Headquarters for Edison and Columbia Pbonographs, Repairs and Supplies. Brunswick, Edison, Columbia, Odeon, Axion and Little Tot's Records. Convenient Terms. 117 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Dandy's Grocery Fresh and Smoked Meats and A Full line of Groceries 2328K WYLIE AVE. Phone Grant 332 M. B. DANDY, Prop. 4-R The shades of night were falling fast A man stepped on it as he passedj A crash. He flied without a sound, They opened up his head and found- Excelsior. 1 4 The hlimls of night were drawing clown A stranger passed' into the town, 'W ho at the Schenley bought a bod, And. as he hit the mattress saiu, Excelsior MAGNIET Phone Grant 0594-R 1 Scott Broom Mfg. Co. , B d Prof: XN'l1y are you always late? Troon? an Stucle: Because of a sign I have to oy rooms pass on my way here. Prof: Uxvllilll has that to do with it? 46 Roberts Street Stuclc: XVl1y, it says 'School aheadg PITTSBURGH, PA. so SIOWV EXCHANGE STEAM AND HOT WATER HEATING Plumbing, Repairing Defective Heating Systems A Specialty WICKES 8 CO. 659 HAZELWOOD AVE., SQUIRREL HILL TELEPHONE HAZEL 0908-J ATLANTIC 1821 HUDSON BAY FUR C0lVlPANY Wholesale and Retail PURRIERS Fifth Ave. and Wood St. PITTSBURGH, PA-I 118 ! THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL SCARBOROUGH gl KLAUSS CO. EVERYTHING IN HARDWARE Housefurnishing Goods - Cutlery - Paints Roofing and Roof Repairing Sheet Metal Work Furnace Repairing TWO STORES 5829 FORBES ST. near Murray Ave. 3809 FIFTH AVE. Oakland H. CARTER C0. 131 FIFTH AVE. Isko Electric Refrigerators Washing Machines Sewing Machines At Lowest Prices and Terms Buy your-luggage direct from our Factory and save Middlemans Profit Kleber Trunk 8: Bag Co. 1015 LIBERTY AVE. Opposite Penna. Station PITTSBURGH, PA Bell Phone: Quality and Schenley 2523 Service HENRY P. PAYNE Funeral Director 81 Embalmer Chapel 8: Residence: 2701 East Wylies Avenue PITTSBURGH, PA. SEGALS Dry Goods, Notions and Fine Candies 2603 WYLIE AVENUE SCHWARZEUS South Side's Leading Dry Goods Store ln.1un1uu 1733-35 Carson St. 1,m1u1n.1uu1,,u. S. S., Pittsburgh, Pa. THE SCHEN LEY JOURNAL ANSMAN! Up-Town Daylight Store 5911-19 PENN AVENUE EAST END EDWIN M. HILL Lumber Mill Work 2601 Penn Avenue, Pittsburgh Telephone Bell 5952 Grant SUE B. FRITZ Notary Public . Public Stenographer Room 429-B Oliver Building Phone Atlantic 1521 DR. G. TERRY DENTIST 2171 Wylie Avenue Queen Brand Hair Tonic and SCALP REMEDY Removes Dandruff, allays itching of the scalp, preserves the hair and pro- motes its growth or money refunded. Contains 65 per cent Alchohol Pennsylvania Mfgrs. 26 Extract Co. PITTSBURGH, PA. Fisk 3537-J' 4506 Penn Ave. City Waughter Beauty Shoppe Shampooing Hair Dyeing Marcelling Facials Scalp Treatments, etc. Open until 9 o'clock on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday Exclusive but not Expensive Diamond Floral Co. Forbes and Atwood J. DIAMOND, Mgr. lVlr. M. R. Wiggins Cement Finisher 1713 ARSENIE ST. 120 'lf H li: S C H li N I L Y JOURNAL CHARLES RENNIE SAMUEL N. BROWN Res. Phone 3564-M Schenley Bell Phone 046 Schenley Hazel 0354-M RENNIE '25 BROWN PLUMBING CO. Registered MODERN PLUMBING 646 BRYN MAWR ROAD PITTSBURGH, PA. jobbing promptly attended to Estimates Furnished judge: XN7l1zxt excuse had you for driviug 60 miles :ui hour through the city? Jones: I was just hustliug to get home so I could get hack to the cross- worcl puzzle I've been working ou. Judge: Case dismissecl. Come hack into my consultation room: I want to ask you about :L couple o' words that have stumped me. H .-Nnixrwn l:Icrh: This cold weather chills me to the hone. JXIIIIZIDCII You should get a henvien' hat. -Adapted. Mr. Dysart: Just what is space ? Give A Kodak Get It At Alexander Brothers Co. GREETING CARDS Cullen: Um-er, I have it in my 124 Sixth St- Pittsburgh, Pa head but I cz1u't express it. Adapted Phone Atlantic 0342 See the New Corona Four Standard Keyboard STANDARD TYPEWRITER C0. ALL MAKES TYPEWRITERS AND ADDING MACHINES CORONA CORNER Fifth and Liberty Avenues PITTSBURGH, PA. 121 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL NO COIN IS TOO SMALL TO SAVE The main point is to be systematic about saving, no matter what the amount. Try saving the small change that now slips away so easily. Your Bank Book showing a year of such effort will surprise you. S1 is enough to start 40f,, Compound Interest Ask about the Purpose Club. THE UNION SAVINGS BANK Capital af Surplus - 351,500,000 Frick Building Fifth Ave. and Grant Street ICHE LAUB' F or Better Furniture Furniture, Rugs, Linoleum, Shades 'and Ranges WHAT EICHENLAUB'S SELL YOU IS GOOD 3501-3503 BUTLER STREET ,l'Ol111'S quit smoking. So has Bill. They both smoked last. In a powder mill. Nonwix Izzy: How did you keep your clonatioii Z1 secret? NVuzzy: Oli, I sent in an anony- mous check. Au lluglisli Prof says that sedent- ary work tends to lessen the endur- zmce. In other words, the more one sits, the less one can stand, 4'XiX'l1y do blushes creep over I3etty's face? Because if they ran they would kick up too much dust. 122 'lfl-lli SCHEXLEY JOURNAL Uhr Glnnrmrnainrg nf illlumral Ari announces its aftiiiation with the Svhermnnh illiumr Srhunl nf Qlhzragn, dll. All branches of music will be taught u.nder the direction oif Myrtle June McAteer, and Margaret P. Lewellyn All graduates will receive a diploma from the Sherwood Conservatory ENROLL NOW Credits granted in High Schools, Colleges, Conservatories For information, write or phone 123 North Dithridge St. Schenley Farms near Fifth Ave., Pittsburgh, Pa. Telephone Schenley 9095 P COMPLIMENTS OF PITTSBURGH ICE CREAM C0. The Cream of Pittsburgh FOR BETTER SERVICE Call Hazel 9470 EACON DHAIQIVIAC BEACON and MUQQAY Cut Price - - Quality - - Drug Store 123 THE SCHEN LEY JOURNAL ' I AFFELDER xl smmi V' THE ONLY OF SQUIIQREL HILL lim' FLOWEIQ SHOP CLYDESDALES 1717 Murray Ave. Pittsburgh 503 Greenfield Ave. Phone Hazel 5149 XYhen Yenus and Adonis met 'Witlim a woody grove, COMPLIMENTS 'Tulas easy for succeeding hards E 'lo write ot their great love. OF S. B. IGNATIOUS Compliments of Carolina Pharmacy Successors to Jennings and Co. 2137 CENTRE AVE. Pittsburgh's latest Institution Prescriptions Carefully Compounded MOTTO-SERVICE Give us a Trial Hut it is mighty hard indeed To write of love 'til dizzy, llfheu his iirst name is Isadorc And her first name is Lizzie. A. M. I. H. C.: Can you in the back ot the room hear me? Chorus: No, john: Say, you've kept me wait- ing here like a fool for half an hour. Margaret: I may have kept you waiting, hut I had nothing to do with how you waited. Adapted Rosen's Quality Market Quality-Our Motto Call Us-We Deliver Phone Hazel 0323 787 Hazelwood Avenue PITTSBURGH, PA. ' PIANO TUNING We Tune, Repair, Refinish Pianos and Players FYF E gl FRAZIER 118 Meyran Schenley 1996 124 THE SCI-IENLEY JOURNAL 5 CARS , .. ,..,3.-7 HE Wgw an Xawmff mn my ' ' , n :B a ss ss mm - nz ss ss an Kin i- ' me an ss an sm my .,- .EV E K H 2 N no - Geo. A. jones, jr., Pres, The-mas D. Jones, Sales Mgr. ' JONES MOTOR COMPANY 1317-19 Carson Street Hemlock 0986 Ford 25 Lincoln TRUCKS VEjfl'rir1zt C -1-1'-0 ., UI L La ., wifh a .S'1niIc ' Benj. L. Jones, Supt. TRACTORS Richard A. Jones, Secy. 8: Treas. 125 THE SCI-IENLEY JOURNAL COMPLIMENTS OF IVlcNlURRAY DRUG C0. Penn and Frankstown Aves. I-lenrich: Say that once more, and you will be enabled to settle a mighty important scientilic question. Mae: And what question is that? lflenrich: 'fCan the dead speak? I desire no remuneration for this poem, said the would be poet. I merely submit it as a compliment. Wedding Bouquets and Funeral Pray permit me to return the Com- ,, . . ,, ' pliment, responded Al with true Say lt with Flowers Phones journalistic courtesy. Atlaiitic 0354 -il- . . , 1925 Irene fpassionatelyj : See tl Phlladelphla Florists dancing siiowillakesf' GEORGE FRANKS, Prop. I t. X. Designs mug Fifth Avenue Arcade, ll' 232 Fifth Avenue Pittsburgh, Pa. igfvllllallt and you walk alone. Accounting Commerce Economics School of Accounts, Finance Xt Commerce DUQUESNE UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY business education is the best investment you. can make. It pays dividends as long as you live and can never can be taken away from you. A university business education is the best and least expensive insurance policy you can buy. Your future income and position may depend upon it. NVhy not invest two evenings each week in your own future? Nothing that you can do with that small amount ot time will pay better dividends or insure you greater success. The Duquesne University School of Commerce limits stricty the size of all classes to assure better intructiong it utilizes only the best and highest priced instructorsg charges the lowest tuition rates. Ten thousand students in ten years. Ask them. Other Joke Editor: Ah, yes' Prac for the snowball, I suppose ,x! Ride and your girl rides with you l 2: Finance Advertising English Marketing LE IN' THE HEART OF DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH 'fl Vandergrift Building 323 Fourth Avenue Phone Court 3394 Q Q W. H. Walker, Dean J. A. Moran, Secretary LJ D Traffic Commercial and Industrial Geography Commercial Law Current Economic Problems 126 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL THREE GENERATIONS V of people who know have found that the E I r I O Q Wm. Nl. Stleren Optical Company are particularly worthy of that most precious '4,xgllll1lvl9 f u v ' trust, the proper care of human eye sight., i ' Pittsburglfs oldest and best opticians A ESTABLISHED 1863 EYES EXAMINED 211 SEVENTH STREET Bell Phone Court 1297 WM. WUERTHELE Highest Grade Billiard, Pocket Billiard Tables and Bowling Alleys, Installed Complete 412 Diamond Street Pittsburgh, Pa. A. W. MYALONE Phone Hazel 2665-2666 JOHN BOVE SHURRAY MARKET Fancy and Staple Groceries V A Full Line of Vegetables 5824 Forbes St. SQUIRREL HILL Next to Squirrel Hill Bank PITTSBURGH, PA. FOR ALL STYLES OF and Slate Burial Vaults See ID. Storclis Sons Opposite South Side Cemetery Carrick Boro., Pittsburgh, Pa. 127 THE SCHEN LEY JOURNAL Bell Phone Best Workmanship Schenley 2177-W Guaranteed H. GERSON Ladies' and Gents' Tailor Suits Made to Order Cor. Niagara and Ophelia Sts. Cleaning, Pressing Oakland and Altering Pittsburgh, Pa. FRANK ORATTO Dealer in Scrap Materials 4106 Liberty Ave. Phone Fisk 153'9 JOHN IVIOODIE GROCER 3313 Camp St. Schenley Heights Pittsburgh, Pa. Bell Phone Schenley 3327-J ST. LHEHS LUNCH EATS All kinds of Sandwiches and Soft Drinks Milk and Butter Milk 2305 Forbes St. Phone Grant 9265 City Ph E t E d Ph Among the passengers on an ocean ORC HS I1 0 Court 4740 Franklin 6329133 steamer was a man who stuttered. One day he came to the captain. E. T. Meyer, llph. D. .,S-5,5-Sushusw, Optometrist Aw, go bother someone else, Fm City Office Room 804 230 Fifth Ave. Hours 9 A. M. to 5 P. M. Homewood Office 719 Homewood Ave. Hours: Mon. Wed. Fri. and Sat. Evenings only 7 to 9 Nick's Quick Lunch 2640 Wylie Ave. 12 busy. But he returned in a few minutes, S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-. VVell, if it's something important, Sing it! So the passenger begain in a tragic voice, Should aulcl acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, the blooming cook ilell overboard, and is twenty miles belliiiclf' Political speaker in 201: This country needs reform. I want gov- ernment reform. I want labor re- form. I want- Voice: Chloroform. 8 THIS SCHENLEY JOURNAL PHOTOGRAPHS OF QUALITY MRS. F. B. DARR Smithfield 0973 ' Proprietor nf- QB, Pittsburglfs Largest and most beautiful Studio rv- lg, . Sviuhin Qlranhv 233 Cbliuvr Annum' Iiittzhurgly, 15.21. 129 T H E S C I-I JOHN GALL Meats and Groceries ENLEY JOURNAL :ff 'yi -I fl l FORWARD AVE. ll, X l Phone Schenley 0150 U I The Martin Pharmacy PRESCRIPTION SPECIALISTS ,M A. N. Martin 'EG , 1 H H Vandervort lheres at lootball player out here i i . who wants his picture taken. 3614 Fifth Avenue H L I PM PITTSBTU-RGH, PA. Pull face' No, half buck. College Jewelry or the Better Sort J . E. APPLE COMPANY Manufacturing Jewelers 120 E. CHESTNUT STREET LANCASTER, PA. We specialize in class' rings, pins, Fraternity pins, prize cu ps, medals, basketballs, footballs, etc. WRITE FOR IAL DESIGNS Makers of the Schenley, High Scboo CATALOGUE AND SPEC l Rings. 130 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL x I 'Q ff 'X X N .r- .ew:mfmwemifefmfsm1fw::a..f.E:fflfS----'fs - - 'E , 0 I l X A DEfP5IOIi PIQNTIN LATES 5 A if 5 isikgff N' X KN 9 P - o-dig? 4 4' U Q. :Ani iifgeggg' f 1 L ? .'1LQ. vit wg' X - 'X 314 l 4' X5 ENE: COPPER E' JHIALPTONIEZS AND LINE ETCIHUINGS THAT WERE USED IlN,1D1I2JINTIING TEULS EQUKWERE MADE gy zfke Supf 1012 ENGRAVING Co. 319 QWAYPHUP Pitffbui? P2 r ' v 5 ' 'DAT AND NIC-I IT SE 1'QfICI??' Q: ,Q 0 M' - X- f F fs, x , -of I i -Q ' 'r r . - xxx '- 4 . ' 5-MH' I 3 x E5 X 131 T1-IE SCI-IENL Visitor: I aiu collecting for the poet's hospital, will you contribute? ' A. M. J.: Sure, come around this afternoon, and I'll have a poet ready for you. Tea: Whenever I want to find out a girl's last name, I just ask her whether it is spelt with an e or an i. I-Iound: I tried that, but the girl slapped me in the face. Tea: I-Iow come? Hound: 'XVell, I found out later that her name was Hill. The shades of night were passing' fast As to the breakfast table passed A youth who sat him down to eat, And found, instead of Shredded XVheat-Excelsior. E Y JoURNAL COMPLIMENTS OF Gelder Bros. 106 Smithfield St. H. 0. c0TT Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry If ,,,r .,.. 0. enn venue L Iill I i4i 44 -- x N r?:jb1Tfgh,l1Za. H I I Ev MAKE n' THE fi I f . , ,rhar HAPPIEST 0F BIRTHDAYS l i GRUEN veETrmn This year make the Birthday of your son or daughter the happiest ever Give them a faithful guardian of their time-a. beautiful Gruen Watch. Distinctive excellence of design linked with unusual timekeeping performance have made the name Gruen a symbol of the finest, wherever good watches are compared. Your boy or girl will be indeed proud to owm a Gruen! 'mm We have an exceptionally interesting selec tion of Gruen Guild Watches to show you including the famous VeriTh.ins. Why not drop in to see them, Prices S25 and up. 132 THE SCI-IENLEY JOURNAL Res. Phone Fisk 1820-R CRIME and BLAIR Funeral Directors and Embalmers Office Phone Fisk 1892 4112 Main Street Pittsburgh, Pa The Graff Company STOVES AND RANGES WARM AIR FURNACES MANTELS AND TILING 945 LIBERTY AVENUE PITTSBURGI-I, PA. 133 THE SCHEN Y JOURNAL Your New Spring Suit Have it Made The Per-tit Way by ITCHELL The Tailor 540 Smithfield Street COMPLIMENTS OF Taylur's Pharmacy 716 Wylie Ave., Cor. Chatham St. Pittsburgh, Pa. COMPLIMENTS OF HARRIS PHARMACY 2146 Wylie Ave. at Charles, Pittsburgh, Pa. LEO P TRILLI Designer of Mens' Quality Clothes Fifth Avenue Arcade Bldg. 230 Fifth Avenue Pittsburgh, Pa. Suite 504 Phone: Grant 9632 Atlantic 1473 Cleaning Bell Phone Repairing COMPLIMENTS Dyeing Schenley 3718 Altering Pressing Remodeling OF OAKLAND TAILORING C0. 116 Meyran Ave. COaklandj Pittsburgh, Pa. Work Called for and Delivered BAlLEY'S PHARMACY 1303 Wylie Avenue Pittsburgh - - Penna. Phone Schenley 2496 Sparks Grocery Co. Groceries Meats And Fancy Canned Goods 2706 WYLIE AVE. Pittsburgh, Pa. HELEN HOLDEN 5935 BROAD STREET East Liberty Pittsburgh, Pa. Telephone, Hiland 6003-R Marcel and Permanent Waving Hot Oil Treatments, Shampooing and Superfluous Hair Removed without injury to skin. Perfumes and Toilet Preparations Lournay Baill janil Lincoln rw ir : 1 . - , 1. ll L bL.H1Lk L W I, . .LQ fl? -, f . 'fn' Claude: May I cull you by your first nzunc P Norah: How Zlbfbllt culling mc by your Inst name P Mr. Homer: This is the third time you've looked at .Ioues's paperf' Frey: Yes, sir, he does-u't write very plainly. -.Xdaptecl EY JOURNAL H . G. SCHELAT BAKER Who makes the real home-made bread. The same as your mother used to bake. It's very good Try one 4717 LIBERTY AVE. ' Fisk 1083-R It Pays to Shop At DREIFUS 623 LIBERTY AVE. SPORTING GOODS ANCHOR SAVINGS BANK 414 Smithfxeld PITTSBURGH, PA. CAPITAL - 5150,000.00 SURPLUS - S600,000.00 135 THE. SCHEX Quality Service R. CQ STEPHENS R BARBER 2911 Wylie Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa.. SCHENLEY 1852-R Foot Comforts Shoe Laces Ladies 8: Gents Shoe Shining Parlor Hat Cleaning and Blocking LEX' JOURNAL In this space we lntended to run A poem entitled lX'ine, women, and song But the office did Censor it, until lt read like this: Ginger Ale, ladies. And community singing. Mary had a little lamp A jealous lamp no doubt, For every time her beau went in The little lamp went out. Exchange Caller: ls your mother engag- Shoe Polish of all Kinds Cd? RQBERT ANDERSQN, Prop, Jimmie: You're too late. Sl1e's 631W Herron Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. 1U?l1'1'lCCl.,' Exchange New Method Shoe Repair CINQUEGRANI BROS. 605 Herron Ave., Pittsburgh, Pa. Tel. Schenley 3060-R Phone Schenley White Front Tailoring Shop We called today we clean, Dye, Alter and Press. Will Clean and Press your Clothes Return them same day. Call us up Did we please you? We please others COOK 8: CAPELL 2931 Wylie Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. Phone Hazel 4210 Martin 8: Vandervort Pharmacists 5618 Wilkins Avenue Pittsburgh, Pa. COMPLIMENTS OF Home of Good Meats 637 Herron Schenley 0385 r 136 THIS SCHliNI.l3Y JOURNAL JEWELRY REPAIRING Beads restrung, beaded bags and Swiss watches repaired, bag frames. REMEMBER' OUR MOTTO: If it's jewelry we can repair it. The Jewelry Shoppe 117 Fifth Ave. ENTRANCE MAY BLDG.. Hardwood Floors INSTALLED EVERYWHERE WM. GOLDBERGER 424 Fourth Avenue Old Floc-rs Made New Phone, Lafayette 4478-J South Hills Music Shop Schell 55 McCloskey Victor Victrolas, Pianos and Electrical Appliances 740-742 Warrington Avenue PITTSBURGH, PA. COMPLIMENTS Phone Schenley: 2874-J op G. W5 GAINES Ice Cream Parlor M' 'I' Ehrenfeld Quick Lunch Confectionery . Courtesy my Motto 1922 Forbes St. City , 608 Herron Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. The Best Place To Buy LIGHTING FIXTURES - ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES VISIT OUR RADIO DEPARTMENT THE LARGEST IN THE CITY Anchor Lite Appliance Co. 420 Wood St. Pittsburgh, Pa. 37 THB SCHENLEY JOURNAL OAKLAND DAIRY M. GARVEY, Prop. Your Patronage Highly Solicited 422 SEMPLE ST. FREE DELIVERY Telephone Schenley 0653-I G. W. LUPTDN PAINTING and HARDWARE FINISHING 5850 Forbes Street Pittsburgh, Pa. COMPLIMENTS OF COMPLIMENTS Berkman Bros. OF The Brentwood State Bank 819 Penn Ave. Pittsburgh BRENTWOOD, PA. J. FIERMAN Wall Paper, Paints, Glass Your home may be humble, but at a small cost I can make it neat, attractive and cozy. A 1328 Fifth Ave. PITTSBURGH, PA. Alicia A. Kaufmann NOTARY PUBLIC Real Estate and Insurance Mortgages 2705 Brownsville Rd., Carrick, Pa. Grant 2026-J Don Carleon H. Montague Plate and Window Glass 829 Kirkpatrick St. Pgh., Pa. Bell Phone 3144 Grant 2 JOHN B. DAVIS Funeral Director Automobile Funerals a Specialty Private Chapel 2159 Centre Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. Tllli SCI-IENLEY IIOURNAL Liglitibus outibus in parlormn, lloyibus lcissibus' sweeti girlorum, Dzulihus liearibus loudi S11lZl.CkOI'l1lTl, Cmnihus quickihus with rt cluboruni, Boyihus gcttihus hardi 5151111-liO1'111'l1, Lundibus ncxtihus outside doororum, Gettilms-tipilms with II liniporum, Su'e:z1'ilms kissilmus girli nomorum. Exchange Hzmkcr: lto customer seeking luanl: Hllow much have you in the way of immediate liquid assets? Ctistonwrz lcautiouslyj About a vase and 11 half. Exchange Cocoa: I-late you read 'To A Field lllU'l1SC,?,, Cola: No, how do you get them to listen to you? Girls and Boys iDon't Forget Schumaker Bros. CANDY SHOP 5666 Northumberland St. HOME-MADE CANDIES Fresh daily from our Own Kitchen Some of the reasons why I attend Rowland and Clark Theatres 1. Best Pictures Z. Excellent- Music 3. Pleasant Surroundings 4. Obliging Management From the standpoint of a Schenleyite l 139 THE SCH ENL-E Carrick 1183 E. c. PETTY Groceries, Fruits, Vegetables Phone 2714 Brownsville Rd. CARRICK, PA. Delivery Service Y JOURNAL Hal: ln Siberia they don't hang L1 man with a wooden leg. Al: How come? Hal: They don't have to, they use a rope. john MCC: Gee, what a bum lot of jokes you have in this issue. Frank L.: Oh, I Cl011,t know, il put a bunch of them in the stove and the life just roared. V Adapted COMPLIMENTS Cannibal jones: ls supper over ? Cannibal Smith: Yes, everybodys OF eaten. Pupill nl Wiulfl :The Life oi Caesar! Miss Howard: Sorry but Brutus was ahead of you. Adapted Clean Speech The Schenley Hi-Y Club Helps to develop High Ideals By observing Clean Sports Gibson Hopkins - Herbert Simpson - john S. McClements Morrow McLenahan Leaders Mr. R. A. MacDowell Mr. Frank Wesley Clean Habits - President Vice-President - Secretary - Treasurer Y. M. C. A.. Secretaries Earl Bothwell Robert Kost ORGANIZED OCTOBER 1916 140 T1-113 SCHIQNLEY JOURNAL Save Half a Year! D O YOU KNOW that high-school graduates of the mid- year class can enter the University of Pittsburgh in February, and by taking work in two Summer Sessions, finish a regular four-year course in three and one half years? IF YOU WANT to enter business, teaching, engineering, mining, chemistry, library work, medicine, law, or dentis- try, or if you want all-round culture as a basis for higher work in liberal arts and sciences, you should enter the College of the University for from one to four years. I F YOU MUST get employment at once, don't forget that you can improve your business efficiency, and even work toward a degree, in the Evening Division of the University. Why not come and talk it over? Second Semester Registration, February 9-10, 1925 For bulletins and all information, address THE REGISTRAR, 109 STATE HALL sAvlNGS BANK illiillll Yleidllk 1'o56IIko11ano'56I1k IRI 42 3 WOOD ST. 23331121239 141 THE SCHEXLEY JOURNAL Oakland Savings Y5 Trust Co. Member of Federal Reserve System THE OAKLAND BANK CAPITAL ....... S 300,000.00 Surplus Special Reserve and Undivided Profits 430,000.00 Deposits over ..... - - 5,000,000.00 SAFEADEPOSIT BOXES FOR RENT REAL ESTATE AND TRUST DEPARTMENT COMPLIMENTS OF JACKSON CO. lllolonial llfighting Shoppe I- LE' ll 5 ff. TT 11' , .l, , ,gr i n ,-.f. ' f l7 Q I li 'X ZIQ4 ' LZ, q i ii , !.lm , z ' T Lighting Fixtures of Quality Grant 6280-6281 639 Smithfield St. 14 Advertisements Dou't kill your wife with wasliing, let our new electric model do the dirty work. Before you put the baby O11 the floor, clean it thoroughly with an Apex. FOR SALE or 'l'R:XDE one Dodge touring car in good condition for cat- tle or hogs. A cup of coffee and a roll down- stairs for l5c. Heard in Mr. Homer's class- lVly book report is 'Here, There, and Everywhere', but it isn't here. Diner: Qzmgrilyj You've spilled the soup all over my coat. VVaiter: Tl1at's all right, sirg the soup never stains after six olclockf' 2 TH li. SCH EN IQFY I OU RN A 1, JOHN B. CULLEN DRUGGIST Twenty Years Compliments L of L of Good Service at A FRIEND Centre Ave. and Neville St. PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY Telephone Grant 5537 HARRY MASON TAILOR 828 Liberty Avenue PITTSBURGH, PA Bell Phone, Court 0132 V TENQTS, BLANKETS '55 COTS Federal Stores Co. ..4....1..,,,....,,,,1,..1u.1,4,,. 114 Smithfield Street Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 143 TI-IE SCHEN COLLEGE INN 3808 FORBES ST. Best Quality 'iff Best Service Phone Schenley 4196-J Home Phone Sch. 4857-J STEPHENS GARAGE Automobile Repairing by Skilled Mechanics Day and Night Ambulance Service 3805 Fifth Ave, Oakland Pittsburgh, Pa. EY JQURNAL What do you call a cannibal who kills both his parents? An orphan. Small Child: Oh Mother, look at that iunny clowng there must be rl circus in town.' Mother: No, dear, that's only a Schenley cheer leader in full regaliaf' Adapted Hold fast to your high ideals, my child, A Hold fast to yourehigh ideals, But on hoard a ship, just take this tip T-Told faster to your meals. VVhy is it that most opera stars close their eyes when they sing? Because they can't hear to sec the audience suffer. lllllllllllllllllllllllll Illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll SGUTH PITTSBURGH WATER CO. Our patrons are invited to inspect our new Water softening plant. llllIllllIllllIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll 144 THE SCHENLEY JOURNAL Compliments of Samson Motor Company 4643 Baum Boulevard MAXWELL AND CHRYSLER AUTOMOBILES THE STEEL CITY BANKING CO. Bank Account of a .Graduate All Appropriate Gift For the Graduate S a Savings Account. Having learned the value of an education, 9' L the next step is to school yourself in the value of money and SE what saving it means in regard to the future. Open your savings ' account here. S1 IS ENOUGH WITH WHICH TO START 4-OA, Compound Interest THE STEEL CITY BANKING COMPANY A Negro Institution Two Banks-Grant 5462 Hiland 7813-R 801 Wylie Avenue 6309 Broad St. M. S. HUNTER, President AUTHUR D. STEVENSON, Cashier JOHN H. FLETCHER, Assistant Cashier 145 THB SCHEXLEY JOURNAL HARRY L BENNETT 1128 Brc-wnsvllle Rd. . L CERY Sanitary Barber Shop CONFECTIOKIERY GRO RESTAURANT ALEXIS -ST. 'CARRICK PITTSBURGH KI.s5 l L1.1de..h:rg: XYhy wc.'c tue Mmlrllc Age.: known us the dar! ages? Hair Preparations were so many knights. l .Xclilpt :cl MRS. J. A. WILLAISON, Agent ------ Have you ever had trigonom 6518 DAIRY ST. CU... No, I'x'c been x':zcci11:1te:l. OFFICES: -Office Phone Fisk 838 Friendship B. 8: L. Association RSS. Fifwk 471-R Ilew Century B. 8: L. Association Eagle B. :EE L. Association No. 2 J. C, KNAPP NOTARY I UBLIQ R321 Esiake and Irsurancef 4626 Liberty Avenue Pittsburgh, Pa. 1-Nil X lirght Stuclc: liec:1u.e than TI'Ilf1SCHENLlLY JOURNAL See With the Eyes of Youth SUPERIOR SERVICE K P UP-TO-DATE MEHODS Courtesy, and a genuine interest in the optical needs of our patients have gained for us many loyal friends. We can do so for you. PITT OPTICAL CO. 303-6th Avenue, Cor. Wood Bell Phone, Hazel '9360 THE NEW Squirrel Hill Sanitary Barber Shop JOHN DAURIA, Proprietor A SHOP WHERE SERVICE COUNTS Children's and Ladies' Hair Cutting a Specialty We Specialize in the Shingle Bob 5823 Forbes St. Pittsburgh, Pa. Opposite Squirrel Hill Bank THE BANK OF PITTSBURGH National Association Pittsburgh, Pa. The Oldest Bank in America West of the Allegheny Mountains Founded in 1810 CAPITAL, 353,000,000 SURPLUS 84,400,000 147 THE: SCHENLIEY JOURNAL Bell Phone Fisk 2923-R S. LUNDY'S MEAT MARKET HOME DRESSED MEATS at LOWEST PRICES 3437 Butler Street FREE DELIVERY FREAKS OF PUNCTUATION The captain of the ship swam ashore and so did the cook. She was insured for fifteen thousand dollars, and was heavily loaded with iron. The dog ran away with the meat, whose tail had been cut off by a wagon that had been stolen from the cook. In the confusion that followed the carriage ran over the boy that had black wheels. The nian was driving an old ox, when he became angry and kicked him, hitting his jawbone with such force as to break his leg. Last night I lay on a gondola on the Grand Canal, drinking it all in, and life never seemed so full before. EVERYTHING IN BASKET BALL NEEDS AT LOWEST PRICES Everything for Basket Ball and all other Sport Needs can be had here at lowest I 914 prices! K Order your Baseball Uniforms now and I Save a good sum of money. I i ' H S Every Schenley High School Student who needs sport supplies should buy here 1 ,MQ at genuine savings. - X ' 5 I gr Q r n I sr-in n L- Q L N . 5 1-IS 'fllli SCI-l ISXI EY jlOLfRN.-XL Men's Bostonian Shoes and Women's Novelties EDW. KLEIN 4707 Liberty Ave. Bloomfield Pittsburgh, Pa COMPLIMENTS J. A. Williams 8: Co. Little grains of sawdust, Little hunks of wood, 'l reated seientihcztlly Make our breakfast food- liat Grape-Nuts, 'l'here's zt reason. Adapted XYell, I came down with Hying' colors. remarked the painter who had just fallen oi? the scaffold with at bucket of paint in each hand. Exchange Honk, Honk-XYhile you were reading this. Henry Ford made ten dollars. - f Have you read: He Rose in Hero XYorship or The Imitations of Im- mortality ? COMPLIMENTS STANDARD PLATE GLASS COMPANY 101 -103 Wood Street PITTSBURGH, PA. 149 THE SLI1-IIZNLIZYIOURNAI. D. B. DARNELL HEATING CONTRACTOR -.,..,.1u.1.iiinninu- 4241 Gladstone' St. HAZEL 0969-J Bell Phone, 2817 Grant Sanitary Cleaning A Company Cleaners and Dyers Works: 2236 LA PLACE STREET PITTSBURGH, PA. Said Marian 15. to Marion G. 1 saw BiII's girl today, 1-ler hair was thick and very nice, As is the hair of Eisenbeis, Her fair face shone with learning great As lii1lie's docs. She looked first rate. Said Marion G. to Marian B. She is zi comely lass, In fact she much resembles you, Her lips and eyes the very hue- ln fact I do believe 'tis you, You often use a looking glass. Anon E. Muss We're glad vacation's over And school we're glad to face- I know that 1'n1 Z1 liar Ilut I've got to fill up space. Exchange THIS JOURNAL FROM OUR PRESS STATIONERY PRINTING ENGRAVING V TONAT BUILDING Z NG W r COLLINS AVENUE ,..... All PITTSBURGH. PA. INC HILAND 1424 150 'l'll 1 SCH FYI EY ,VOURNAL .J . .. .4- 4 AN ODE CHRISTMAS O Santa Claus, whose redded hat, trimmed white Sings lullabys,, to cookoos in their flight, To southlands WIll'lll,5-Xlfllill pains your ear., lfVhen all is joy and eyes give life no tear?, l'ut on your socks and lly au'ay.5 l. .Pink with green stripes 2. Note the rhytlnnie ripple in these words 3. Explain 4. Refers to the death of Samson. tCf. ll 2115. 1. Warm modilies cookoos, not lull- abys as is commonly supposed. 6. The subject of this clause is pains. What modifies ear. Read will you return with popcorn balls? 7. Colloquial for .lt's a bolognaf' S. Note the simple grandeur of this line. AN ODE TO CHRISTMAS has been generally accepted as the pinnacle of Mr, Flabrag's poetic genius. The lyrical melody and copcscetic treatment of the auth- OIJS soaring thoughts raise the reader to heights of fancy, from which he usually falls-asleep. Roy Hand in l ThE TyPwritrr Yestrdy was the gulden jfkbilee of the typewrrtcr lf it wrre nof for thr typwr1tQ we would not be able xxx to write thgs edit-rrl so quickly Qs our ordinaty handrriting is not only hrrd to read butt t:kes alnng time to writt? lleccause liftyerfk ago the tYpwr'Z' was invntdd by Alex Bell or whoevrj the tenks of allwwiting men should be exxtend d to tkis pioneer spirit what1A5 hrst conveixed the time and money savlng deVice: Bexause of the tpewritx Robrrt XV Chambrs and lleerold B wright and the othrrs can turn out Kiliffofj :yi morr bks per yr tlmn plato Aristtot, BNveuto Cillen- ny anj the other ancniets cud writt in a liftom and if that is ntt a sing of progress thnn XVE ask whta isf Ng Blk WE hopp our readerx will excsue the tipimg of the above as our reglra steno? has gone QE in a Rosh- hashonaf? Exchange lle tried to cross the railroad track Before a speeding train They put the pieces in a sack, Hut couldn't find the brain. Exchange 'Tm onto you, the drop of ink Unto the blotter saidg Oh, dry up, quoth the blotter, And the paper weight fell dead. Exchange nl 'l'1-IIQSCHEXLFY IUURYLXI A SENIOR'S REVERIE It's line to be ai Sehenley stnde, lo study and to Hunk To snore and snooze in classes where you hear a lot of bunk. To make new friends and eneiniera. and have Zl Iot of fun, But now I think I'Ve got enough for lllillly YCEIYS to COIIIC. So its graduate, graclunte, the downy cough for me, My health will soon come back again: in bed I long to he. In the land of youth and freedom, beyond old SchenIey'5 sienqh . . 4 Teacher: X'YI1o was the N l innn in h sting' ? lfreshiez The Roman slept on his xx':1LeIi. X Iixch ii H If. I..: l'n 1 gong to lI1lI'IN 5 xxho ezin Lake :I joke. y 7 .X. I.: Dont worr5 llIll.8 t L on y kind of g rl yin1'iI ge ' XX ..cre XX'CIe '1 Mother: ' nigh L T' Son: I went to 11 51151 1 ' Where Trig is full of Algebra zlnfl lNIother: Yes, I heard xoi wt gqei Latin full of French. ing' in. DIRECTORY Dixniont University PATIENT DISEASE CURE RIfM:XRIxS ,- Mason Cochran Li-ttlepox Patient seriously nrflicted I' zleeinziiion Xlorbirl lil-:ing - fr the Tomb Ruth Collins Il' IlInpClUS:G Init rope. P ax vohiscum. nies entrants Irene Ravitch Kenyonitis TRIAXI 3L zn- '1 'his nnilzlcly is connnon 1 innocnlzition. yet has not proved fitil , , . A most eonta fious disease ut :XI ,Iones Beltz Iw.-ver Isolation , It according to AI, qlntt tiijoxdlile Soniewlmnt simiIzu' to Lntlv. Sylvan Lilmson Harrietitizi No cure pox. The Dyes of thu plllc nays turn green. Frank Layton Grade School Fever H igh School C Patient subject to oxaul Ltoix Ins. when in the pruu nrly-Iiencleil Iilonc 1 32 while there's lift tl THE END GOOD BYE