Schenley High School - Schenley Journal Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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1 Ill llllt ' III 1 ' THE SCHEHLEYI JOURNAL ' L lllll- Ill CLASS PROPHECY I was taking my fifth trip to Cal- ifornia by airplane and had just about arrived at the conclusion that my trip would prove uneventful. when suddenly the plane dipped downward and I was, thrown against some man, knocking the paper from his hands. Oh, I beg your-why, Dwight Mallery of all people, I explained as I recognized our former class president. Well, if it isn't Edna Garretsonf' he said, equally surprised. VVhere do you think you're going way out here? I hav-:n't seen you since we graduated. Where have you been keeping 'yourself P I am keeping an orphan asylum, and just at present am on my way to San Francisco to see Margaret Ryan, who is gong to take one of my girls to introduce her into soci- ety. Your husband must be wealthy to enable you to keep an asylum, laughed Dwight. Oh, I'm not married, I hastily replied. The orphanage is being financed by some mysterious mil- lionaire. Myrtle Lutz, who, by the way, is my chief assistant, and I have been trying our best to find out who he is and only last week we solved the mystery. You'll never guess, for it is nobody but our class treasurer, Bob Fleming. His house- keeper, Elsie Dickerson, told usf' Bob certainly deserves to be a millionaire, said Dwight. But do you know anything about the rest of our class? What became of Susan Maneese? You and she used to be such good friends. Oh, Susan! I answered. You knew she married a wealthy man and that he died shortly after their wedding, leaving her all his money and a large estate in South Carolina. Now she is keeping a Cat and Dog Hospital. Anne Jones and Bess Goff are with her, and Louis Stev- ens is her cat and dog doctor. And, oh, by the way, Marion Rowan and Dorothy Alpern surely profit by ex- perience. Marion is ,the cook in my asylum 'and Dorothy is the best housemaid I have. But, Dwight, here I am doing all the talking as usual, and I haven't asked you what you know of the class or what you're doing for a living,-I suppose you're pres- ident of some big firm. Oh, no, laughed Dwight, noth- ing like thatg I am simply an old married man, living on a big ranch in Oregon. But,I try to keep posted on our class and with the help of Isadore I-Iorovitz have succeeded somewhat. Here, you may have this paper, for I get off soon. Thank you, Dwight, I said as I accepted the folded paper. But what do you know about the class? Wfhat became of Charles Stewart? Poor Chuckf, laughed Dwight, he broke the hearts of so many girls, that he at last decided to re- main a bachelor, so he and Carroll

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1 THE SCHEITLQH Jounrml. ' i F Ill lllll lEi As vain, she stood before her glass. And some were athletes, one a sage, But all in dancing did engageg They joined the clubs and were not Shy That they their names might glor- lfy. W'ith dignity they entered last The senior year which went so fast Wfith rings, and daring deeds so bold XVhich took from them their prec- ious gold. The time did Hy and e'er they knew Their graduation time was dueg And on a sad-and happy-day, They took their leave and Went away. Fannie Roth Tsadore Horovitz Af' f I 1 f T i X V am 11

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I In ville 4.4 g :F THE .scfientex .JOURNAL .,,,: l Ili Illll :IL jones are living together in a bache- just then the voice of the con- lor apartment. ductor could be heard above the But here comes the conductor roar of the plane as it made its stop to call out the next stop. You rec- and Dwight and I said farewell. ognize him, don't you? It's James :Xs the plane soared upward again, Chadwick, and the pilot of the air- I opened the paper and was sur- plane is George Brenholtsf, prised to see the following: I T H E Weather: Never the Same. HOROVITZ TIMES EVERYPLACE, OCTOBER 12, 1945. One Smile a Copy. WELL-KNOWN GENERAL IS IN COMMAND The Twelfth Army Di- vision under the command of General I. M. Hall left for Russia this morning on the steamer, Schenley III. Among the distinguished officers are Capt. Harry Brown, Col. Paul Clydes- dale, Maj. Baird Corlett, and Capt. Morris Leberman. They will train the Rus- sians in American military tactics. NEW CONGRESSMAN ELECTED Pittsburgh, Oct. l2-VVil- liam Waltoli of this city has been appointed to take the place of the late Mr. -- as an Assemblyman at Har- risburg. WORK OF MAYOR SUCCESSFUL Pittsburgh, October l2- From all reports Mayor Lois Durant, first woman mayor of Pittsburgh, is handling the government of this city very successfully. ELEVATOR MAN CATCHES THIEF Theodore White, the night elevator man at the Oliver building, caught a thief trying to break into one of the offices last night. NEW INVENTION PATENTED WHShll1gtOl1, Oct. 12- Tack Thomas, the great in- ventor, has just received a patent for his new inven- tion, the pocket wireless. NEW, SHIP LAUNCHED San Francisco Oc,t. 12- Th.. Pittsburgh III was launched this morning at 8:45 with Admiral George Daniels in charge. Com- modore Lawrence Hoff- heimer was the newly ap- pointed officer. They will make a trip around the worldg their first stop will be at Hong Kong, China. TRAFFIC COP WITH GREAT RECORD Adeline Grossman, the first woman traffic cop, sta- tioned at Craig and Center, reported five arrests in one ' our. 13 Clarence McDougall, the well-known auto dealer, was arrested for speeding while demonstrating a car for Eugene Uherkovich, Pitts- burgh's millionaire. He exceeded the five mile an hour limit. Robert McDermott, a chauffeur, hit Abe Morgan, the old postman, as he was crossing Craig street. Officer Grossman also ar- rested Morris Sloan for selling too many Hot Dogsu to the Freshmen of Schenley High School. SUFFRAGE WORKER TO GIVE LECTURE Miss Annie Lee Scribner, head of the Woinan's Party, has just returned from Can- ada. She will begin a ser- ies of lectures on Why a Woiiian Should be Presi- dent of the United States. SURGEON IS SUCCESSFUL IN NEW OPERATION Dr. VVilliam Mercer suc- cessfully performed a seri- ous operation thig morning, He was assisted by Miss Rebecca Pontius, a very ef- ficient nurse.