Schenectady High School - Shucis Yearbook (Schenectady, NY)

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Uhr Sharm Little Miss Nendze 'XYent in a frenzy Because her poor dog had no bone. She went to the cupboard, Like old Mother Hubbard, But found nothing there but a Stone. Mary had a litle lamb 'Twas not a Savage beast. lt always shied at bucket shops Because it had been fleeced. Ribert, Rabert, Robert Graham Had a wife who'd not obey 'im. Once she threw a china CLIP And battered Robert's head all up! Mary Burns, Mary, Quite contrary How does your garden grow? XYith lots of boys kicking Because they want picking And bridesmaids all in a row. Senator NYise. Sat, in disguise, All by himself in the Forum. lle put in a word Which nobody heard For he alone wasn't a quorum. Diller-a-dollar You ten o'clock scholar XYhy don't you come at noon? Or, better still, with Chester Boyle- Vfhich woul'dn't be so soon. l'd tell you a story About Henry Cory, If only you wouldn't object: I'll tell you one later About Edith Slater 3- Now you have something good to ex There was a crooked man By the crooked name of Burke, XYho never earned a penny By doing crooked workg XVhen they let him loose from High Vvith his crooked wings unfurled He flew a crooked flight straight up Above this crooked world! 8 pect School

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Uhr Sfhurin Pickford, a most poetic young gentleman, was placed at the head of the train and again when Leland Heath wars returned with Margaret Stone as assistant, Bernard Dwyer was made banker, and Mary Barringer, keeper of the day book. Bingey's p-ipe had gone out. There was just one thin streak of golden light left in the Western sky. lt reminded the dld traveler of the nu-miber of 'the jollier members of the train who had made the journey mucfh easier for them ibut ha-d been lured away from their goal by the gold in the land of 'too Many Outside Activ- ities where, among other perils, lurked the Dancing Desert, Demon jazz, and Mystilying Mirages known as The Movies. Unconsciously Bingey started to hum a tune. He stopped to sense what the tune was-it was The Blue and XVhite , the old song -of the trail. Tlhe sonigithat had cheered them Ain their hardest toils and given them fire and spirit in their worst battles. They had suing that son-g together for the last time. Although many would still be together for some time, al- readyf some companions had pushed into the Valleys of Business and Worlidly Hazarfdis. The stories and songs, and in truth, the whole long, hard journey now lives only in their imemiories-but ithere it can never die. Dorothy f Bing-Q ham Leland Dew Ceyvj Illzrtinriir illirtinn on june '24 Heath, Heath, the son of a gun Stole a goal as away he run He got the medals and we get the cup, He'll steal a record if this keeps up. Little Miss Perry Sat on the ferry Eating a dish of ice creamg A rough neck, he spied 'er And sat down beside her, And she was too flattered to scream. Monkey, monkey, bottle o' beer How many Barringers have we here? To tell one from t'other is really an art. So we've labelled and tagged 'em to tell 'em apart. Young Bernard Dwyer Sat by the Ere, Eating an Eskimo pie. He put in his thumb And pulled out some gum And said VVhat a bright boy am Il 7

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Ghz Sharm l,aura Klapper XYas a flapper lleaded for the sitageg lnstead, -she stewed A breakfast food XYhieh soon became the rage. Nancy Morgan played the organ Gracie played the fifeg Betty Ueyoe, way off the Key-oe Fiddled for dear life. Sing' a song of Seniors Pocket full o' dues: Four and twenty opera stars NVaiting for their cues. XYhen the Senior list eomes out liveryone will ery, Hlfveryhody else is on, Hut where on earth am T? Mary Antuinvt1P Um Gbpm-aj Leonardo, the hero-Leland Heath. llernardo. the villain--lBernard Yan Yechten Marianna, the heroine--Mary Barringer. Holietta, the villainess-Holly Sauter. Francisco, boclyguard to Marianna-Frank XYise, Sewing woman to Holietta-Catherine Barringer. Lieutenant to Leonardo-ff-Charles Runge. Lieutenant to liernardo-Bernard Dwyer. Trooper under Bernardo-Telford Taylor. Set I: 'lhe scene discloses a hall in the South building. Enter Flapper Qhorus uith Bernardo in their midst. They roll their eyes at him 'ind he re tui ns the Complilmentj Bernardo: More beautiful these soulful eyes Than any seen in Spainel Flapper l 2 XVhy do you listen to his lies? This guy gives me a pain. Flapper 2: Oh, my eaye-man! Oh, my strong man! Youlre all right, hut Youlre the wrong man! Bernardo: Round the corner you -must go, you must go you must got Round the corner you must gog Here comes Holly! 9